Gandalfthewhite

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Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#99 - Qui gon jin was somewhat greyish 01/20/2015 on Grey Jedi Code +1
#29 - don't be preposterous, that's just silly 01/20/2015 on Hair 0
#64 - ancestors? what we talking like 500 years ago? 2000?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/20/2015 on E-Quality +1
#90 - hudis (01/20/2015) [-]
If one of your great-grandfathers/grandmothers was black and the rest of your family from that point were white/married white, you would most likely look white. It's when black genes are introduced again and again that people continue to look black even if they have half a dozen white ancestors.

Pic related is Sweden's former prime minister. His great-grandfather was black.
User avatar #91 - Gandalfthewhite (01/20/2015) [-]
so theoretically, one day everyone in the world will be white?
User avatar #117 - hudis (01/21/2015) [-]
No, white people are only like 8% of the population.
User avatar #155 - Gandalfthewhite (01/21/2015) [-]
well eventually with how global we a long long way down the line there wouldn't be such stark differences between races and so eventually they'd merge and white would come out on top
User avatar #103 - playerdous (01/20/2015) [-]
white asian
#207 - sex is what you make it, you can treat it like a special lovin… 01/20/2015 on Special day for me 0
#73 - what if you're like really lucky and actually meet more than 5… 01/20/2015 on College and old age 0
#121 - they can be the same thing, regret missing the opportunity, no…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2015 on Special day for me 0
User avatar #131 - ironguy (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes. But the point i am trying to make is that virginity is nothing you should be ashamed of. Even if someone missed an opportunity to loose his/her virginity (and i know that feeling), it is a hundred times worse to just throw it away. Even if it was with that hot girl/guy from the club und you had a fun night. That will be remembered. Sex will get normal one day for everyone. I don't really remember the first time with my current girlfriend...which is pretty strange. But i know everything in detail about my first time in general (and i was drunk as hell).

User avatar #207 - Gandalfthewhite (01/20/2015) [-]
sex is what you make it, you can treat it like a special loving thing or you can just see it as a means of reproducing or just good fun. Therefore lose your virginity however you please
#136 - its a dead guy's skull, unless you know his modern day deceden… 01/19/2015 on Roman 0
#299 - idk china and india have more than 2 billion between them 01/18/2015 on USA! +1
#132 - well yeah, i mean if someone has the balls to invade one of us… 01/18/2015 on French 0
#76 - you can do it on iphones/itouches 01/18/2015 on yup 0
#114 - And countless skinny deadpools trying to be random, quirky and… 01/18/2015 on Cons 3 +8
#103 - I've been to Paris and i found it overrated. I didn't get to t… 01/18/2015 on French -1
#102 - England and France are at times like brothers who can't stand …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2015 on French +1
#131 - vvardenfell (01/18/2015) [-]
I can understand tha,, it doesn't really matter, I'm sure that if France or England gets in trouble, the other one will be there to help and stand by it's side.
User avatar #132 - Gandalfthewhite (01/18/2015) [-]
well yeah, i mean if someone has the balls to invade one of us what's to stop them coming over the channel?
#30 - i'd put my dick in that kinda homo 01/17/2015 on over-the-hip-dick-slip +3
#15 - if i was him i'd sacrifice the thumbs and delete and reupload …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2015 on Taylor Swift +20
User avatar #61 - maxismahname (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm pretty sure you can just change the title
#42 - **** like this makes me like ghetto black guys, b… 01/17/2015 on Black People Twitter Comp #3 0
#17 - yeah sure that may have been the first one but did they use th… 01/17/2015 on Columbus is best lumbus +2
#52 - she was one of them worldstar honeys or whatever it's called. … 01/17/2015 on Michelle Jenneke 0
#51 - Comment deleted 01/17/2015 on Michelle Jenneke 0
#42 - one slice is enough then, i don't need 4 01/17/2015 on Two great meaty meals. 0
#108 - weed tastes like **** anyway 01/17/2015 on You Like Comps? Random Finds 0
#8 - i don't know why it grates me that everyone says a fry up is j…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Two great meaty meals. 0
User avatar #20 - romdomcom (01/16/2015) [-]
But the toast is to mop up all the wonderful breakfast juice at the end
User avatar #42 - Gandalfthewhite (01/17/2015) [-]
one slice is enough then, i don't need 4
#23 - well no it isn't unrealistic, it's not necessarily the realism…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Boobs +3
#40 - wraithguard (01/16/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8xA_MP7aU

Skip to 3:42.
What about this? It's not actually porn, but I think they're drawn well.
User avatar #24 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, whatever floats your goat or rather what..... doesn't float your- forget it.
#21 - maybe, but i don't suspect seeing a double Z boob size pink ha…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Boobs +3
User avatar #36 - armageddonite (01/16/2015) [-]
It is a matter of personal fetishes.
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Pink hair isn't that unrealistic in this day and time, my friend.
User avatar #23 - Gandalfthewhite (01/16/2015) [-]
well no it isn't unrealistic, it's not necessarily the realism that bothers me just the sillyness of it
#40 - wraithguard (01/16/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8xA_MP7aU

Skip to 3:42.
What about this? It's not actually porn, but I think they're drawn well.
User avatar #24 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, whatever floats your goat or rather what..... doesn't float your- forget it.
#19 - i don't get the hype behind hentai, everything's just out of p…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/16/2015 on Boobs +7
#45 - twentyten (01/16/2015) [-]
Obviously you have haven't watch enough hentai.
User avatar #20 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Maybe some people like it cause it's not realistic?
User avatar #21 - Gandalfthewhite (01/16/2015) [-]
maybe, but i don't suspect seeing a double Z boob size pink haired girl with thimble sized nipples being fucked by an octopus will ever catch on with me
User avatar #36 - armageddonite (01/16/2015) [-]
It is a matter of personal fetishes.
User avatar #22 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Pink hair isn't that unrealistic in this day and time, my friend.
User avatar #23 - Gandalfthewhite (01/16/2015) [-]
well no it isn't unrealistic, it's not necessarily the realism that bothers me just the sillyness of it
#40 - wraithguard (01/16/2015) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=mX8xA_MP7aU

Skip to 3:42.
What about this? It's not actually porn, but I think they're drawn well.
User avatar #24 - sexyhimself (01/16/2015) [-]
Well, whatever floats your goat or rather what..... doesn't float your- forget it.
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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