Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Gandalfthewhite    

Rank #3728 on Comments
Gandalfthewhite Avatar Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
Offline
Send mail to Gandalfthewhite Block Gandalfthewhite Invite Gandalfthewhite to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/29/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#3728
Highest Content Rank:#3552
Highest Comment Rank:#2239
Content Thumbs: 1063 total,  1243 ,  180
Comment Thumbs: 6074 total,  7021 ,  947
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 106 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 107 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 56.99% (57/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:19086
Times Content Favorited:84 times
Total Comments Made:2720
FJ Points:7247
Favorite Tags: the (3)
dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

latest user's comments

#41 - huh, never seen the original so i always thought it was Johnny Depp  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2014 on Optical illusion +1
User avatar #45 - fagnut (07/07/2014) [-]
Same, i thought this was from Once upon a time in Mexico.
#13 - One thing i never quite got is after the war and the orcs and …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on LotR Facts/Lore, Season 2,... +4
User avatar #55 - IamSofaKingdom (07/07/2014) [-]
Every evil race in LOTR is a corruption of a good race (orcs from elves, trolls from ents, etc) it was Tolkien's way of showing that evil only exists because good exists, it is a perversion of it. So it is highly unlikely that orcs would assimilate into society in that realm of fantasy because they are creatures born of darkness.
#19 - galgawine (07/07/2014) [-]
Since there were orcs in the world before Saurons re-rise to power in LotR and they were still hated/hunted by everyone (like the orcs in the hobbit in the Misty Mountains) its safe to assume that the orcs who survived the fight at the Black Gate just became bandits and got rich or died trying. The orcs are born evil now, they don't need a higher order telling them to kill and pillage. So no I doubt they would be integrated into society lol
#45 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on "Equality" 0
#281 - anonymous Comment deleted by Gandalfthewhite
#51 - anonymous Comment deleted by Gandalfthewhite
#42 - Comment deleted 07/06/2014 on "Equality" +1
#28 - Would have been a good month to go Strasbourg 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 4 0
#27 - I remember learning about Sigurd in primary school, the moral … 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 4 0
#96 - Coming from a drinker i do have to say hanging out with intoxi… 07/06/2014 on As a young man who doesn't... 0
#94 - well you're judging them for drinking, you said yourself that …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on As a young man who doesn't... 0
User avatar #95 - Tyranitar (07/06/2014) [-]
I didn't mean for it to come out like that. I mean that I don't like hanging out with people while they are drunk / trying to get drunk. If I'm with a friend and he wants to have a drink or two, I don't mind. I just wouldn't want to end up being a babysitter at the end of the night.
User avatar #96 - Gandalfthewhite (07/06/2014) [-]
Coming from a drinker i do have to say hanging out with intoxicated people when you aren't can be irritating
#64 - there was a show like that i think, and one in reverse so a bu… 07/06/2014 on cruel 0
#25 - true dat. Oh well unlucky  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Job interview today +6
User avatar #77 - lolzordz (07/06/2014) [-]
its not unlucky. Did she expect to never have to translate, even when the lawyer said its important? not unlucky
#23 - and that's a lot of time to forget it 07/05/2014 on Job interview today 0
#22 - well in fairness she got a job, even if did end it was still money  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Job interview today +6
User avatar #24 - iamtheballsack (07/05/2014) [-]
yea but her next employer is probably gonna call her previous employer and ask questions about her, which won't end well
User avatar #30 - nudybooty (07/06/2014) [-]
she doesn't have to include the law firm job on her resume
#35 - anonymous (07/06/2014) [-]
Holes in your resume also generally raise red flags. Although its not uncommon for people to be unemployed or stretches of time in recent years. It is still frowned upon.
User avatar #72 - tsoper (07/06/2014) [-]
not uncommon?

so common?
#82 - rdobet (07/06/2014) [-]
There's a slight difference between saying "not uncommon" and common. Not uncommon implies that it isn't unheard of at all, but it can still be quite far from commonness.
User avatar #33 - iamtheballsack (07/06/2014) [-]
Law firms tend to find out who you worked for whether or not you put it on your resume
User avatar #34 - nudybooty (07/06/2014) [-]
sucks to be her
User avatar #25 - Gandalfthewhite (07/05/2014) [-]
true dat. Oh well unlucky
User avatar #77 - lolzordz (07/06/2014) [-]
its not unlucky. Did she expect to never have to translate, even when the lawyer said its important? not unlucky
#28 - however their aim is ridiculous, not as insane as the ones in …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Wasted +4
User avatar #32 - vatra (07/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, he doesn't really need to aim when he has the barrel pressed up against your chest.
#25 - imagine the shit pile your garden would be with that many dogs 07/05/2014 on Mehe 0
#177 - we gave canada and australia their independence nicely, becaus… 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! 0
#171 - Still fucking owe us for that tea  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +3
User avatar #242 - supersonicman (07/05/2014) [-]
XD I think we owe you more for Christmas. I's one thing to ruin your tea, it's another to murder you on Christmas.
#194 - brothergrimm (07/05/2014) [-]
We ain't payin' you for shit!
#150 - At least she had the sense to ask him to phone. Smart 07/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#73 - you get a few attractive black chicks. I've only ever met one … 07/04/2014 on Anyone else out there? 0
#116 - The hurricane kit, why the fuck are there two guns? you gonna …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... -1
User avatar #129 - romanlettuce (07/04/2014) [-]
Man, some of you guys are morons!!

During natural disasters violent and general crime rates SKY ROCKET and people arm up to protect their homes and businesses or just to evacuate without being taken advantage of by an armed assailant or thief.

Since you're completely ignorant about firearms I'll give you a secret: sometimes they malfunction. When this happens a well trained individual can use his backup firearm when the other is non-functioning or out of ammunition.
#227 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin 0
#261 - probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#257 - I've seen too many of his videos, never knew he was fat till h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #259 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him fat per-se...
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#248 - axes get lodged, you'd really and a mace/smaller warhammer sin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#255 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
The best blade weapon for a zombie apocalypse?

Also, maces are actualy pretty small. At least smaller than they are made out to be. The head of a mace is rarely larger than a fist. Warhammers also have pretty small heads.
User avatar #257 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
I've seen too many of his videos, never knew he was fat till he did demo's
User avatar #259 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him fat per-se...
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#19 - i can imagine it would be rather tough 07/03/2014 on How to steak. 0
#18 - i've seen a lot of pretentious posts here before. This is in the top 3 07/03/2014 on How to steak. +1
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah nigga witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday mothafucka
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well shit, how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
MAGIC
MAGIC
 Friends (0)