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#15 - Then you have another body to dispose of when you swap one for…  [+] (3 replies) 08/20/2016 on helpful advice 0
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#16 - thesovereigngrave (08/20/2016) [-]
Double up?
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#18 - Gandalfthewhite (08/20/2016) [-]
The extra mass in the grave would mean a massive bump on the surface that the caretaker would notice being out of the ordinary, unless they have a roomy enough coffin to fit 2 people in
#60 - anon (08/21/2016) [-]
Not if you haul away the extra dirt. Just trade the body for earth.
#24 - I get you, it was all fun and games until i had a terrifying n…  [+] (1 reply) 08/18/2016 on ADMIN BTFO 0
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#32 - undertaleshiitpost (08/18/2016) [-]
I had a very similar dream once
#46 - Since when was Chess a British pastime?  [+] (2 replies) 08/18/2016 on Movie facts 0
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#48 - mrwalkerfour (08/18/2016) [-]
the last couple hundred years everyone with decent education knows how to play chess in britain its a common site in households, especially households of the well to do, like sir patrick stewart and ian mckellan. the idea that 2 highly educated men from britain dont know chess is absurd. its like a texan who doesnt know how to fire a gun
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#54 - oltorf (08/18/2016) [-]
we kick out people who don't shoot. at gunpoint. go to new mexico, you hippies.
#57 - Personally i like the mobster joker, it gets boring having the…  [+] (1 reply) 08/18/2016 on Illness is attractive +2
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#61 - zorach (08/18/2016) [-]
Don't get your hopes up yet. All we've seen so far is Joker interacting with other bad guys, he's probably going to become the anarchist with a point once he's face to face with the man he loves again.