Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Gandalfthewhite    

Rank #2543 on Comments
Gandalfthewhite Avatar Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
Offline
Send mail to Gandalfthewhite Block Gandalfthewhite Invite Gandalfthewhite to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/11/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2543
Highest Content Rank:#3552
Highest Comment Rank:#2239
Content Thumbs: 1063 total,  1243 ,  180
Comment Thumbs: 6028 total,  6974 ,  946
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 106 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 107 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 15% (15/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:19009
Times Content Favorited:84 times
Total Comments Made:2698
FJ Points:7205
Favorite Tags: the (3)
dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

latest user's comments

#46 - cause dat ***** pulled a bitch and went down in h… 03/17/2014 on rip +4
#60 - American history? ***** that's British History 101! 03/17/2014 on Americanas +2
#72 - I know you're an anon and all so you won't ever see this but y… 03/17/2014 on Jenny 0
#7 - i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own  [+] (3 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Gandalfthewhite's profile 0
User avatar #8 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#174 - i must be behind, what's happening with China?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on ANOTHER FUCKING TUMBLR POST 0
User avatar #186 - gidio (03/17/2014) [-]
Nothing, some people are just afraid of China's economic growth, even if it's stagnating.

China is just doing well economically, Russia is the one itching to start some shit.
#116 - oh **** i remember that one, he has the old corru… 03/17/2014 on Wolverine Facts 0
#287 - chinese takeaway is probably the best british food 03/17/2014 on Heaven and Hell +1
#286 - I'd rather a spanish maybe italian lover. French chicks look t… 03/17/2014 on Heaven and Hell 0
#5 - well thanks for that  [+] (5 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Gandalfthewhite's profile 0
User avatar #6 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#10 - Well that was rude and unprovoked  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on Jenny +70
#64 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
And just plain incorrect.
#19 - Red Hulk, with a symbiote and granted the power of a ghost rid… 03/16/2014 on Venom Facts +1
#26 - That's not unpopular. It's uncommon but certainly not unpopula… 03/16/2014 on Puffin 0
#8 - wait for it...soon there's gonna be someone debating whether J…  [+] (9 new replies) 03/16/2014 on Jenny +17
User avatar #21 - RealRune (03/16/2014) [-]
Calling what usually happens debating is pushing it a bit don't you think?
#9 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
Gandalf is overrated.
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
I know you're an anon and all so you won't ever see this but you really made my night
#66 - prontoon (03/17/2014) [-]
fucking made me laugh though.
User avatar #59 - icecreamonnips (03/17/2014) [-]
r00d
#52 - grovylethewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
woah now, let's all just calm down now, a'ight?
User avatar #15 - ljxjlos (03/16/2014) [-]
Now, now, we donĀ“t want to go too far, do we?
User avatar #10 - Gandalfthewhite (03/16/2014) [-]
Well that was rude and unprovoked
#64 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
And just plain incorrect.
#28 - just watching Fellowship of the ring will technically spoil th… 03/16/2014 on Smoobledy doo +3
#39 - sort of like what anon said below, on the inside the frog was … 03/16/2014 on (untitled) +1
#22 - as soon as i saw funnyjunk i just skipped down to the bottom, … 03/16/2014 on Delicious OC -2
#10 - That's actually quite deep, or at least i think it is  [+] (3 new replies) 03/16/2014 on (untitled) 0
#16 - omnipotentsoap (03/16/2014) [-]
User avatar #39 - Gandalfthewhite (03/16/2014) [-]
sort of like what anon said below, on the inside the frog was a prince but with the chick she was little girl underneath
#28 - anonymous (03/16/2014) [-]
women can pretend to have relationships with anything, like frogs for instance, but in this case it seems that the frog turns out to be more mature than the woman, as she begins to look like a child
#80 - Hepburn was better looking anyway, Monroe had a bit of a butte… 03/15/2014 on Hepburn? more like Hotburn 0
#95 - While i don't necessarily agree that all medicine should be ta…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/15/2014 on Abortion 0
User avatar #141 - alltimetens (03/15/2014) [-]
You're only saying that because unlike those that are actually suffering from terminal diseases, you're not experiencing pain.
Therefore, I hope you and all pro-disease advocates are the ones to fall should a major disease affect the human race. I think we'd be better off without selfish pricks like you who deny others their perogative of life.
#130 - youxbarstard (03/15/2014) [-]
So you want to be re5 Albert Wesker?
#26 - He didn't intentionally kill himself, it was a mix up with his meds 03/14/2014 on The Joker 0
#20 - I'm not gonna lie i have nearly no knowledge of Samurai's or J… 03/14/2014 on *commits sudoku* 0
#18 - That's understandable, i don't really think there's ever been …  [+] (2 new replies) 03/14/2014 on *commits sudoku* 0
#19 - pentol (03/14/2014) [-]
the bow might not have the same status as the various blades, but skill with the bow was highly valued, and firing from horseback, was something a young samurai had to master.
User avatar #20 - Gandalfthewhite (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie i have nearly no knowledge of Samurai's or Japanese history/culture
#69 - you can get ugly ass big tits, like when they have them weird … 03/14/2014 on :-) 0
#16 - so if you get sniped by an archer and die you're considered a coward?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/14/2014 on *commits sudoku* 0
#17 - pentol (03/14/2014) [-]
if you are on a battlefield, you chose that death, so no.

if you truly were assassinated, in your home/on the street or so, i don't know, but the guy who killed you used a cowards method and was seen with extreme disrespect.

this mindset was deeply ingrained in japanese military, and is a part of the reason firearms, which were available already in the 13th century, never became popular except for during the intense civil war of the late 1500-1600s until the 1850's.
giving a peassant a musket and training him for a few weeks would produce almost as powerful troops as trained samurai, but because the bow required skill, it remained the ranged weapon of choice on the battlefield. (muskets were also slow to reaload, and could only get a single salve of, reliably, so there is that too)
User avatar #18 - Gandalfthewhite (03/14/2014) [-]
That's understandable, i don't really think there's ever been a culture that takes pride in bows except for Mongols and the English, and maybe Genoese
#19 - pentol (03/14/2014) [-]
the bow might not have the same status as the various blades, but skill with the bow was highly valued, and firing from horseback, was something a young samurai had to master.
User avatar #20 - Gandalfthewhite (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie i have nearly no knowledge of Samurai's or Japanese history/culture
#12 - I never understood why they killed themselves if they lost or …  [+] (6 new replies) 03/14/2014 on *commits sudoku* 0
#15 - pentol (03/14/2014) [-]
now, i am no expert on the honor code bushido, but as i understand it, it glorifies death, or rather, acceptance of death. to be a warrior, one must already be dead, and merely serve ones lord while still on the earth. any death that the warrior did not chose, is a cowards death. and cowardice is the greatest dishonor. killing yourself however, is a great act of courage, and thus the warrior is redeemed.

can anyone explain the difference between seppuku and harakiri/harikiri/haraki/whateverthefuckitscalled?
User avatar #16 - Gandalfthewhite (03/14/2014) [-]
so if you get sniped by an archer and die you're considered a coward?
#17 - pentol (03/14/2014) [-]
if you are on a battlefield, you chose that death, so no.

if you truly were assassinated, in your home/on the street or so, i don't know, but the guy who killed you used a cowards method and was seen with extreme disrespect.

this mindset was deeply ingrained in japanese military, and is a part of the reason firearms, which were available already in the 13th century, never became popular except for during the intense civil war of the late 1500-1600s until the 1850's.
giving a peassant a musket and training him for a few weeks would produce almost as powerful troops as trained samurai, but because the bow required skill, it remained the ranged weapon of choice on the battlefield. (muskets were also slow to reaload, and could only get a single salve of, reliably, so there is that too)
User avatar #18 - Gandalfthewhite (03/14/2014) [-]
That's understandable, i don't really think there's ever been a culture that takes pride in bows except for Mongols and the English, and maybe Genoese
#19 - pentol (03/14/2014) [-]
the bow might not have the same status as the various blades, but skill with the bow was highly valued, and firing from horseback, was something a young samurai had to master.
User avatar #20 - Gandalfthewhite (03/14/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie i have nearly no knowledge of Samurai's or Japanese history/culture
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
 Friends (0)