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#61 - Oh my god i'm raging so ******* hard right now yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Spoilers +36
User avatar #188 - gameless (04/20/2014) [-]
Well I have a classmate that still tries to make me watch it. And he starts to get angry after I say that I don't feel like it. After that he will just keep repeating that is is awesome and that I should start watching it with a more aggressive undertone in his voice.
It is the funniest thing to see.
#26 - Well to be honest it actually isn't hard to find a job, it jus…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2014 on But have you tried having... +1
#96 - iamnuff (04/20/2014) [-]
eh, you only mentioned one though.

lots of people don't want to join the military for personal/political/philosophical/ reasons.

name another place that's "always hiring" please.

this isn't bait, I actually want to hear ideas, i've already applied for pretty much everywhere.

when even macdonalds is getting 20 people applying per opening, you know something is fucked.
User avatar #174 - Gandalfthewhite (04/20/2014) [-]
the police, firemen (real shit pay though) cabbies (i think, i'm not particularly sure about how often they hire though)
#219 - iamnuff (04/20/2014) [-]
police require massive amounts of training before you can even consider applying.
(seriously, police acadamy is a thing, if you need a job for money now, then that's not going to help.

even worse than in some places (not sure about here) you have to PAY your way through the training, which makes it basically impossible for anyone who doesn't already have a good job.

I wanted to be a policeman striahgt from school but i was told I didn't meet the physical requirements (the height one, actually, though I grew a lot since then)

firemen need even more training and qualifications, and even then, you might not have a job at the end of it (I know a guy who's a volunteer firefighter , because he went through the training and at the end of it, they didn't have the budget to hire the whole group, so he does the exact same thing the others do, but three days a week, and he doesn't get paid.

as for cabbies, why would you think that?

taxi companies are privately owned businesses. drivers work shifts like everyone else.

also, you need a special licence to drive a cab, which also forces you to take a several week course (which you have to pay for)
User avatar #287 - Gandalfthewhite (04/21/2014) [-]
see i'm, from london, so i'm not exactly sure how it works's where ever you are from but around my area you don't have to pay to get into the police, and you need nearly zero qualifications to be a fireman just basic fitness. However if i am totally honest i know little about the job market, in the end i'm a middle class white kid in a London Suburb, a fairly ghetto suburb but none the less a well to do area, so in all honesty i'm not qualified ore knowledgeable enough to completely know what i'm talking about
#304 - iamnuff (04/22/2014) [-]
uh, i live in england too.

i can say pretty clearly that you need special training to be both a fireman and a policeman.

if you go straight from school/collage, you can get the training funded by government programs, but if you just up and decide "i want to be a cop" one day, you have to pay out of pocket.

unless they have a recruitment drive going on (but that falls under Government funding, so...)

I'm also a middle-class white kid in a decent nabourhood.

that said, "middle-class" might not really by applicable any-more.

the big rash of redundances going round hit me and my family hard, mother finally managed to get a new teaching job (not teaching in school, or college, like she used to, now she's teaching people how to write CV's to apply for jobs, which is a sad sign of the times, if ever there was one.) but i'm still applying for damn near everything I can physically get to.

anyone who says "jobs aren't that hard to find" is either already employed somewhere and hasn't really taken a look at the job-market in atleast a couple of years, or lives in some sort of dream world.

i can see why, my mother got job offers every couple of months at her previous place, then suddenly she was "redundant" and all the places that were offering her jobs before were losing half there staff.

the whole thing happened over the course of about 2-3 months.

sudden as fuck.
#31 - LinkinParkFan (04/20/2014) [-]
Depends on where you live, and the circumstances around it. I have lived in a city and now currently living in the country at my best friends place. When I lived in the city I handed out resumes all over the place, and only ever found a job that paid minimum wage, also many of the jobs I thought a teen could do, requires a grade 12, especially where I lived there were mostly only jobs that you were required to have a grade 12, also we had plenty of stores and restaurants that were already firing people due to having to much staff, and when I got a job I was only working weekends, and with my education out the bloody window due to problems at home that required me to get a job, and I wasn't making near enough to support my mother and little brother, with the only help from the Child tax benefit for my brother and a welfare cheque my mother got just to pay the rent, because for some reason Low rentals are still really bloody expensive. All I am saying is that it's harder to find a job for a teen in poverty then it would be for a high school graduate to work in a factory or custodial services for a school or business. Things are going well now, I'm going back to school and going for a plumbing apprentice because it only requires a grade 10 in my country, also my brother and mother are getting the help they need from the other members of the family. But I value your opinion and again it just depends on the circumstance and where you live that determine how easy it is to get a job. Any way happy Easter
User avatar #42 - hardongo (04/20/2014) [-]
I hear you bro, having to work at an early age sucks balls and ass crack, i had to do it too but since in brazil you can work even if you are underage it wasnt so hard to find a job so god speed to you my friend and keep studying thats the key to escape from poverty's claws
#25 - Young people (under 25) who are all political n' **** …  [+] (7 new replies) 04/20/2014 on But have you tried having... +26
#155 - politetroll (04/20/2014) [-]
I'd say young people actually have a better grasp of politics than a lot of older people do actually. When I was in uni I met a lot of hardheaded political extremists, mostly liberals, and I would often argue with them. For the most part, because they're in a transitional stage where they haven't solidly cemented their beliefs, they're much more open to debate. Now that I'm out of uni and into the workforce, the conversations I have regarding politics are a lot less interesting. Maybe that's just the difference between being in a workforce and being in university, I don't know, but I think your hating on young people with beliefs is a bit elitist of you.

Thumb me down please.
#188 - supercookieduster (04/20/2014) [-]
ah, the college kno1 it all hippies
User avatar #176 - Gandalfthewhite (04/20/2014) [-]
I'm not going to thumb you down, i'm a young guy myself (18) and am currently studying government and politics and it's because of that that i have sort of developed a slight irritation at people my age discussing politics. This is mostly because i've spoken to their parents who have said word for word the exact same thing's their kid's have said which leads me to believe that they have pretty much copied exactly what their parents say
#212 - politetroll (04/20/2014) [-]
Well, their parents are definitely the people they've spent the most time with, so it's natural there would be a lot of overlap in their beliefs. Also, I definitely understand the frustration of someone educated trying to discuss a subject that the other party is less educated on. I'm sure a graduate student studying physics who was trying to talk about quantum mechanics with a history major would find the person irritating, but the difference is in day to day life quantum mechanics doesn't need to be talked about. One of the most frustrating things for me in uni was when students of one discipline or another were getting irritated when someone from another discipline tried to discuss their studies with them. Most of the learning that happened when I was in uni wasn't in the classroom, and I like to think I'm a well rounded individual now because I interacted with not only engineering students, but history, psychology, poli-sci, all those other things. Getting irritated with people who don't know as much about something as you is fruitless, and as long as you're not a dick about it they're usually really open to legitimate arguments.
User avatar #286 - Gandalfthewhite (04/21/2014) [-]
see the thing is, one of the people who irritate me most is a friend of around 12-13 years who has studdied the same course of politics as me for around a year who to this day will not even except to the slightest any recognition of the other side in politics, she is firmly dogmatic in her belief's in what ever her mother says about any form of politics. To her it is either labour (Britain's watered down version of socialism) or you're a fascist scumbag who want's to exterminate gay's and minorities. it's that frustrating for me
User avatar #41 - rainbowrush (04/20/2014) [-]
That annoys me as well, but believe me when I say there are a lot of people under 25 that knows their shit. I've learned most everything of politics in my own country, cause I find that shit hilarious. I know a small bit about american politics, as much as the average american anyhow. You're right that most people under 25 don't know what they're talking about, but neither do most people over 25. We've come to a point where people disregard what someone says just because of where they stand, or their age. I find this even worse. I've learnt a lot from people under 25 when it comes to american politics, you just have to listen.
User avatar #30 - vigilum (04/20/2014) [-]
I've met both extremes when it comes to younger people and politics.
Such as people who have no idea what the entire name of their preferred party is, and people capable of having proper debates about politics.
#109 - true dat i can't be asked to even read half of this **** 04/20/2014 on All knowing Snapple 0
#16 - michael keaton was a terrible bruce wayne, a fairly decent bat… 04/20/2014 on That’s Why He Is The Best... +2
#181 - Shagtastic, appropriate name choice  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2014 on Hottest Girls Of FJ Round 2... +1
#191 - shagtastic (04/20/2014) [-]
#27 - the rock sometime last year tore either a tendon or a thigh mu… 04/19/2014 on The Awesomeness Is Strong... 0
#153 - well i thumbed it down, i've done my part not much else i can do now 04/19/2014 on Types of Friends 0
#151 - wow...this was like the most one sided/biased post i've seen s… 04/19/2014 on Types of Friends +1
#87 - i heard the noise deter's them, a big loud moving thing wouldn…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/19/2014 on All knowing Snapple 0
User avatar #109 - Gandalfthewhite (04/20/2014) [-]
true dat i can't be asked to even read half of this shit
User avatar #107 - sciencexplain (04/20/2014) [-]
I don't even fucking know anymore. This section turned fucking wild...
#28 - Clearly she does not use shampoo 04/18/2014 on We all know that 1 person... 0
#34 - It was a simpler, happier(ish) time... 04/18/2014 on What do?? +13
#18 - i'd go to westeros for a day and get laid then back the …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/17/2014 on I'm Good +72
#101 - taurusman (04/18/2014) [-]
westeros: the land of multiple ways of ending up fucked
#71 - angelusprimus (04/17/2014) [-]
Just don't take your sister with you, you sick fuck.
User avatar #50 - Ricogator (04/17/2014) [-]
Just don't get married
#21 - Bacabed (04/17/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games until someone loses a dick
#54 - frasseking (04/17/2014) [-]
#25 - desacabose (04/17/2014) [-]
Then you put your dick in you mouth
#20 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
Specially Bran. He's always laid. Or sitting. Not like he can stand up. Or get laid.
User avatar #19 - solidderking (04/17/2014) [-]
50% of getting laid 50 % of getting killed
its called a win.win situation
#43 - i thought radiation lasted for thousands of years though like …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on Das rejsis yo 0
User avatar #67 - deathweaver (04/16/2014) [-]
Chernobyl leaked more radiation than the bombs, pretty sure why its a thousand years for Chernobyl.

#31 - why do people still live in Hiroshima? like wouldn't there be …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/16/2014 on Das rejsis yo 0
User avatar #39 - deathweaver (04/16/2014) [-]
There isn't radiation in Hiroshima or Nagasaki anymore.
User avatar #43 - Gandalfthewhite (04/16/2014) [-]
i thought radiation lasted for thousands of years though like in Chernobyl
User avatar #67 - deathweaver (04/16/2014) [-]
Chernobyl leaked more radiation than the bombs, pretty sure why its a thousand years for Chernobyl.

User avatar #40 - deathweaver (04/16/2014) [-]
Well at least, no radiation from the bomb.
#35 - anonymous (04/16/2014) [-]
Japan isn't a bunch of wussies
User avatar #33 - schnizel (04/16/2014) [-]
Japs gona Jap.
#25 - i think that's why it's called that, because in reality no one… 04/16/2014 on homos +1
#32 - I think the baldness may ruin it a tad, but then again she had… 04/15/2014 on On the last episode of GoT 0
#10 - i've seen like 2 dicks in the whole show, so it's a tad exaggerated 04/15/2014 on Olenna Tyrell doesnt sugar... 0
#80 - it's mostly because we discovered them when they ran around in…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Melanin yo, melanin +6
#416 - captainprincess (04/15/2014) [-]

Seems they were pretty ok with it.
They were all 'bout that life.

Still are apparently.
User avatar #196 - hexadecimated (04/15/2014) [-]
They still do that.
#25 - do you guys remember that weird leaf drug thing from the shive…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on To Many Stuff +1
User avatar #28 - thenewgizmobox (04/15/2014) [-]
felldew, and there was the one quest that forced you to take some in order to progress and you had to keep taking more and more as you went.
it was kind of annoying but i actually had a lot of fun, especially because of how convoluted the dungeon design was.
#64 - the level scaling in oblivion used to actually irritate the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Draugr's Man +1
User avatar #68 - mrhazzy (04/15/2014) [-]
even worse so that I boosted my sneaking skill so I was fucked right from the beginning.
#53 - well i've heard muslims shout out jesus christ in surprise bef…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2014 on Feels Orc, Man 0
#75 - anonymous (04/15/2014) [-]
Jesus is a prophet in Islam too
#18 - Black Cat is definitely someone i want to see on the big screen 04/13/2014 on Daredevil Steals... 0
#59 - she's gotten quite butch recently though. I mean i still think… 04/13/2014 on Game of Thrones is KickAss -1
#12 - King of the Northern Line 04/13/2014 on Central line to Jurassic Park 0
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#11 - thewitchking ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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