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Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:12/28/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#17 - That ******* dead, though it would be a sen… 06/09/2014 on arggawacgathwaa 0
#13 - A monk that Brienne meets confirms it since he finds him…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on arggawacgathwaa +1
User avatar #15 - mattmuch (06/08/2014) [-]
Cleganebowl. Get hyped.
User avatar #17 - Gandalfthewhite (06/09/2014) [-]
That nigga's dead, though it would be a sense of justice that he would kill his zombie brother it would also be an injustice that Oberyn died for nothing, well he died for a little bit of something because of the confession
#7 - I think i might be related to this woman 06/07/2014 on Grace O'malley, pirate queen 0
#166 - **** the sugar it's an abomination to ruin a good… 06/07/2014 on FucIc! 0
#30 - or he'll come back with 3 friends when you aren't looking 06/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
#15 - She must have been bootylicious to cause that **** 06/07/2014 on BFF 0
#52 - Well this is a blast from the past. What ever happened to DSend? 06/07/2014 on Thank you, I'll be here all... 0
#40 - damn you're organised  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2014 on FucIc! +1
User avatar #43 - adzodeux (06/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Just very British
User avatar #47 - metacobalion (06/07/2014) [-]
2british4me
#51 - The crown barely rules the UK. Don't make us look bad 06/07/2014 on If relations between the... +15
#15 - what is the 3rd picture? because i've seen it so much, even in… 06/07/2014 on Old photos 0
#28 - saves wasting a spoon then  [+] (7 new replies) 06/07/2014 on FucIc! 0
#139 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
But the spoon is also used to add sugar so as you dump the last of the sugar in, you start to stir the teabag?
User avatar #166 - Gandalfthewhite (06/07/2014) [-]
fuck the sugar it's an abomination to ruin a good tea with it
User avatar #39 - adzodeux (06/07/2014) [-]
I have a designated teaspoon
#41 - anonymous (06/07/2014) [-]
Most of us don't.
Freaking alien.
User avatar #40 - Gandalfthewhite (06/07/2014) [-]
damn you're organised
User avatar #43 - adzodeux (06/07/2014) [-]
Nope. Just very British
User avatar #47 - metacobalion (06/07/2014) [-]
2british4me
#27 - When it comes to the messy **** in this post i ju… 06/07/2014 on FucIc! +1
#33 - see i always thought they were just growing apart anyway…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on The bottomless pit of the... 0
User avatar #37 - marqueze (06/16/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
#31 - i wouldn't say so, it's mainly because of that revelatio…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on The bottomless pit of the... +2
User avatar #32 - dacrimsonfucker (06/06/2014) [-]
yeah but the reason Jamie didn't went t rescue Cersei when he heard se was imprisoned is beacuse he remembered what Tyrion told him. IMO it would be a mistake not including that part
User avatar #33 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
see i always thought they were just growing apart anyway and he wansn't on good terms with her because of her bloodlust for tyrion and he's just pretty much sick of her shit. then again i haven't read the books in a couple of years so i'm uber rusty on details like this
User avatar #37 - marqueze (06/16/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
#28 - he probably won't bother, it's not a major plot point or anything  [+] (5 new replies) 06/06/2014 on The bottomless pit of the... 0
User avatar #30 - marqueze (06/06/2014) [-]
Would they also exclude the truth about Tyrions first wife then?
User avatar #31 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
i wouldn't say so, it's mainly because of that revelation that Tyrion gets major pissed and goes to kill Tywin.
User avatar #32 - dacrimsonfucker (06/06/2014) [-]
yeah but the reason Jamie didn't went t rescue Cersei when he heard se was imprisoned is beacuse he remembered what Tyrion told him. IMO it would be a mistake not including that part
User avatar #33 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
see i always thought they were just growing apart anyway and he wansn't on good terms with her because of her bloodlust for tyrion and he's just pretty much sick of her shit. then again i haven't read the books in a couple of years so i'm uber rusty on details like this
User avatar #37 - marqueze (06/16/2014) [-]
I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT.
#63 - Some scientific **** going on in Disney. 06/06/2014 on pets +9
#76 - really salty kool-aid though. Plus loads of people will get de…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2014 on Inconvenient Al Gore +1
User avatar #83 - rhiaanor (06/06/2014) [-]
natural selection at it's finest, they'll die by salty kool-aid
#61 - It always bothers me that goofy and pluto are the same animal …  [+] (3 new replies) 06/06/2014 on pets +1
#62 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
no they aren't.

it's human - chimp situation.

goofy is simply an evolved dog, if you may say so.
#65 - anonymous (06/06/2014) [-]
pluto is just a retard and goofy is a psycho
User avatar #63 - Gandalfthewhite (06/06/2014) [-]
Some scientific shit going on in Disney.
#43 - Anthrax isn't the plague though 06/06/2014 on dead incest rats +1
#10 - he's probably drowning in pussy now 06/05/2014 on yes 0
#221 - That's fairly universal isn't it? i mean why sit next to someo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on [Kind of untitled] +1
User avatar #264 - mathiaslundem (06/05/2014) [-]
we'd rather stand, or sit on the floor :b i guess we're just notorious for it
#200 - i don't get it what's the issue?  [+] (3 new replies) 06/05/2014 on [Kind of untitled] +2
User avatar #206 - mathiaslundem (06/05/2014) [-]
we scandinavians hate sitting next to other people on public transportations
User avatar #221 - Gandalfthewhite (06/05/2014) [-]
That's fairly universal isn't it? i mean why sit next to someone when you can have more space on your own?
User avatar #264 - mathiaslundem (06/05/2014) [-]
we'd rather stand, or sit on the floor :b i guess we're just notorious for it
#175 - Really? i remember it being fairly clear that it was The Queen… 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... 0
#260 - He literally Rots to death, his blood tuns black and all kinds… 06/04/2014 on Martin's desk 0
#63 - because say if he had plans for a character in one of the late…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/04/2014 on I've already read it, it... 0
User avatar #71 - mrselfdestruct (06/04/2014) [-]
They also change plans for characters who are gonna die anyway
Book Renly: Fuck the alliance. I will not form an alliance with Robb Stark. Catelyn, be sure to watch the battle between me and Stannis so you can see how I deal with my enemies.
TV Renly: I would love to be allies with Robb Stark! Our families have always been close.

Didn't matter what he said; he died anyway.

Book Robb: We're gonna need Walder Frey. We need to cross the Trident at the Twins to head North so we can take our home back from the Greyjoys.
TV Robb: We need Frey's armies so we can take Casterly Rock.

Didnt matter; Robb died
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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