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#19 - that actually made me chuckl reading that. God we have the bes…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Does the Queen even die? 0
User avatar #20 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck holland
#111 - I remember the death scene in the books being very sudden, wit… 06/02/2014 on The Mountain VS The Viper -1
#17 - Haven't ever heard Charles say anything racist, though i'll ad…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Does the Queen even die? 0
User avatar #18 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
He's not racist then, just like not PC you know? Like he has a black friend that he calls sooty
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
that actually made me chuckl reading that. God we have the best Royal family
User avatar #20 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck holland
#14 - And the Queen's known for being a wild card? Charles is equall…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Does the Queen even die? 0
#37 - Womens Study Major (06/03/2014) [-]
Harry could never be king. There's already a King Harald in Europe, and Harry would just cramp his style.
User avatar #16 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
I find her funny, plus she comes with philip.

But charles is extremely racist and thats funny
User avatar #17 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
Haven't ever heard Charles say anything racist, though i'll admit comparing putin to hitler stirred some shit that made me laugh
User avatar #18 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
He's not racist then, just like not PC you know? Like he has a black friend that he calls sooty
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
that actually made me chuckl reading that. God we have the best Royal family
User avatar #20 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck holland
#13 - Did not know that 06/02/2014 on Does the Queen even die? 0
#170 - yeah i know that, even though it's not actually proven yet it'…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain 0
User avatar #191 - grogovic (06/02/2014) [-]
I read Bible, God has spoken to me.
#6 - Can't we just all agree to skip charles and go straight to Wil…  [+] (11 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Does the Queen even die? +2
User avatar #10 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
Fuck William, he's such a boring cunt. Charles, Harry or Philip (i know its impossible) would be so amazing as kings, just the most racist hilarious laddish time, I say get harry on the throne and Philip as the new host of Eurovision
User avatar #14 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
And the Queen's known for being a wild card? Charles is equally boring, however Harry's not such a bad shout.
#37 - Womens Study Major (06/03/2014) [-]
Harry could never be king. There's already a King Harald in Europe, and Harry would just cramp his style.
User avatar #16 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
I find her funny, plus she comes with philip.

But charles is extremely racist and thats funny
User avatar #17 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
Haven't ever heard Charles say anything racist, though i'll admit comparing putin to hitler stirred some shit that made me laugh
User avatar #18 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
He's not racist then, just like not PC you know? Like he has a black friend that he calls sooty
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
that actually made me chuckl reading that. God we have the best Royal family
User avatar #20 - tanditsky (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, fuck holland
User avatar #9 - tepidteal (06/02/2014) [-]
Prince Charles stepped down, or gave up his place in line, so when the Queen dies, Prince William will be the king.
#34 - angelusprimus (06/03/2014) [-]
No he didn't. He is still first in sucession.
User avatar #13 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
Did not know that
#15 - She's being a super smug bitch 06/02/2014 on And in that moment... +1
#115 - get off the internet till you've watched it, it's just silly t…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain 0
User avatar #118 - schmuxy (06/02/2014) [-]
wise words, I need to entertain myself until everyone else is in bed.... I think I'll go browse my magic collection.
#182 - the internet's a big place, could be posted on some random ass… 06/02/2014 on Itsy Bitsy Baby Man! 0
#72 - Gratuitous violence at it's best 06/02/2014 on The Mountain VS The Viper 0
#84 - yes he did die, that's undeniable but whether he is stil…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain 0
User avatar #142 - grogovic (06/02/2014) [-]
He died, they sent mountain's head to the Oberyn's father or something as an apology. But they used his body and King Robert's head and a little bit of 'forbidden' arts they made a zombie gargantuan soldier to protect Cersei.
User avatar #170 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
yeah i know that, even though it's not actually proven yet it's pretty evident. However where did you get the info that they used King Robert's head?
User avatar #191 - grogovic (06/02/2014) [-]
I read Bible, God has spoken to me.
#47 - And that was the best blowjob Ser Gregor ever had. In other ne…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain +3
#144 - rothingham (06/02/2014) [-]
awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Knight
"Knights are referred to with the title "Ser"."
Nothing more to it, just a GRRM thing.
User avatar #254 - BigDoktor (06/03/2014) [-]
Not exclusively
#45 - see i'd have thought he'd have wanted gregor to confess … 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain 0
#33 - I'm not completely sure, i don't exactly think Oberyn wa…  [+] (8 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain +15
User avatar #34 - thebballin (06/02/2014) [-]
That makes more sense... Huh, freak dude. What actually happened blew my mind. My face pretty much mirrored Janie's/Tyrions (If thats how you spell their names) the entire time.
User avatar #36 - niimajneb (06/02/2014) [-]
This to you and Gandalfthewhite I'm not sure, but I think Oberyn went into the fight wanting not only to do as you said, cause terrible agony for The Mountain, but also to die so that the dornish wouldn't take too kindly to Oberyn dieing, and probably wage war on the Lannisters.
#76 - Bloodgartham (06/02/2014) [-]
I support this theory due to the fact that first, he has A LOT of bastards which he just "happens" to have trained like fucking faceless men (so to speak). He also has a very powerfull brother he knows will die soon, and that his martyrdom will spark a campaign of "Fuck the Lion!" from the Dornish Kingdom.
User avatar #94 - niimajneb (06/02/2014) [-]
I just wanna see the Lannister's get fucked.
User avatar #45 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
see i'd have thought he'd have wanted gregor to confess so he could then appropriately enact his revenge on Tywin
User avatar #37 - thebballin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well screw him then... he was too epic to go down like that. I wish he thought so too.
User avatar #38 - niimajneb (06/02/2014) [-]
That's only speculation/predictions though, so don't take my word for it.
User avatar #297 - thebballin (06/03/2014) [-]
Why is someone thumbing down every comment?
#31 - only read this next part if you truly want to know what happen…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/02/2014 on Oberyn vs. the Mountain +8
User avatar #269 - thebaseballexpert (06/03/2014) [-]
the spoiler didn't bother me that much since I assumed The Mountain died from his wounds immediately after killing Oberyn. A Man doesn't take a spear to the chest and live long to tell the tail in the normal world.
#55 - pandaonaveranda (06/02/2014) [-]
You think the mountain died? ha
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
yes he did die, that's undeniable but whether he is still dead is up for speculation
User avatar #142 - grogovic (06/02/2014) [-]
He died, they sent mountain's head to the Oberyn's father or something as an apology. But they used his body and King Robert's head and a little bit of 'forbidden' arts they made a zombie gargantuan soldier to protect Cersei.
User avatar #170 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
yeah i know that, even though it's not actually proven yet it's pretty evident. However where did you get the info that they used King Robert's head?
User avatar #191 - grogovic (06/02/2014) [-]
I read Bible, God has spoken to me.
User avatar #32 - thebballin (06/02/2014) [-]
So what your saying is Oberyn went into the battle just wanting to inflict damage? It sounds like he didn't actually want to "kill" the mountain right away.
User avatar #50 - rarityrarityrarity (06/02/2014) [-]
The way I see it he wanted the mountain to confess who gave him the orders, during the time where he was really angry and the mountain was already on the ground he was clearly looking at tywin, I even thought he would try to throw his spear thingy to try and kill him too but he didn't. Soo yeah I don't think he was planning to die, just trying to find out who gave him the orders to kill his sister so he could kill that person.
User avatar #40 - suddenk (06/02/2014) [-]
I think Oberyn wanted to kill Tywin more than he wanted to kill the mountain. I think he wanted to hear a confession and throw that spear at Tywin. I don't think he cared about Tyrion's fate, he just saw as an opportunity to kill two birds with one stone. The Spear for Tywin and the Poison for the Mountain Just my thoughts though
User avatar #33 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
I'm not completely sure, i don't exactly think Oberyn was suicidal or anything or intended to die i think if the mountain confessed he's have just stabbed him/killed him on the spot, i personally think the poison was a failsafe in case it went to shit, like it did
User avatar #34 - thebballin (06/02/2014) [-]
That makes more sense... Huh, freak dude. What actually happened blew my mind. My face pretty much mirrored Janie's/Tyrions (If thats how you spell their names) the entire time.
User avatar #36 - niimajneb (06/02/2014) [-]
This to you and Gandalfthewhite I'm not sure, but I think Oberyn went into the fight wanting not only to do as you said, cause terrible agony for The Mountain, but also to die so that the dornish wouldn't take too kindly to Oberyn dieing, and probably wage war on the Lannisters.
#76 - Bloodgartham (06/02/2014) [-]
I support this theory due to the fact that first, he has A LOT of bastards which he just "happens" to have trained like fucking faceless men (so to speak). He also has a very powerfull brother he knows will die soon, and that his martyrdom will spark a campaign of "Fuck the Lion!" from the Dornish Kingdom.
User avatar #94 - niimajneb (06/02/2014) [-]
I just wanna see the Lannister's get fucked.
User avatar #45 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
see i'd have thought he'd have wanted gregor to confess so he could then appropriately enact his revenge on Tywin
User avatar #37 - thebballin (06/02/2014) [-]
Well screw him then... he was too epic to go down like that. I wish he thought so too.
User avatar #38 - niimajneb (06/02/2014) [-]
That's only speculation/predictions though, so don't take my word for it.
User avatar #297 - thebballin (06/03/2014) [-]
Why is someone thumbing down every comment?
#8 - joffrey's death was definitely less brutal than in the books, …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2014 on The Mountain VS The Viper +4
#56 - adhdtookmyaccount (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I had always just pictured Gregor literally punching the viper's face in with one hit, brutal definitely but not this bad.
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
Gratuitous violence at it's best
#4 - i was ready for Ned's death, the wedding's and every other dea…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/02/2014 on The Mountain VS The Viper +59
User avatar #118 - scorcho (06/02/2014) [-]
i just watched it a few minutes ago, and i seriously don't know how to handle this... it's ned stark all over again
User avatar #136 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
This was worse, in my opinion it was worse than the Red Wedding and that shit cut me up
User avatar #6 - realreality (06/02/2014) [-]
Really? I think all the deaths were a little underplayed. And I'm definitely going to sound like a douche when I say this but....in the books Joffery was suppose to tear out his own throat trying to breath and Oberyn's skul was suppose to be smashed causing his eye balls to roll out and I think they remained true to the aftermath of the deaths rather than the actual act itself. Either way I am fucking loving this season, some episodes there are moments which make you go "meh" but other than that this entire season has been awesome.
User avatar #8 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
joffrey's death was definitely less brutal than in the books, but i must have misread the part on Oberyn's death or something because i always pictured the mountain just hit him so hard it caved his whole skull rather quickly in rather than the three-part knock out the teeth-gouge the eyes-then crush the skull situation we saw
#56 - adhdtookmyaccount (06/02/2014) [-]
Yeah, I had always just pictured Gregor literally punching the viper's face in with one hit, brutal definitely but not this bad.
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2014) [-]
Gratuitous violence at it's best
#118 - if you don't believe in God then according to die hard medieva… 06/01/2014 on I found a pen in my window... 0
#21 - purgatory is a place for Good people who have sinned, so they'…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on I found a pen in my window... 0
#114 - awesomebanana (06/01/2014) [-]
Could your sin be not having belief in God? And how exactly do you work off your sins? I imagine it's related to the sins you committed and you work them off by learning why they were wrong.
User avatar #118 - Gandalfthewhite (06/01/2014) [-]
if you don't believe in God then according to die hard medieval Catholics then you go to Limbo, the 1st circle of hell where it's fairly gray and kind of dull
#55 - the one thing that bothers me is i can't tell if that's the GTA font. 05/31/2014 on Cringe comp Finale (p.9) 0
#24 - they wouldn't have a gun, because we don't have them in Englan… 05/29/2014 on The Onion > +2
#87 - this is the first i've heard of 50 cent in years. Where the …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on Blind Kid Vs 50 Cent 0
User avatar #88 - markowuzhere (05/29/2014) [-]
probably he got shot again.
User avatar #92 - sladee (05/29/2014) [-]
Oh, he's releasing a new album?
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#7 - there are too many skinny dudes dressed as deadpool at comic c… 05/28/2014 on Title +1
#173 - All of those reasons apply to all ages. Most people start drin… 05/27/2014 on Shit day +1
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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