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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
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#34 - you get black guys all over the world, including Chile 09/11/2014 on Breaking Bad Comp (with... 0
#65 - It can't be proven though, since i doubt they ever fought each… 09/11/2014 on Bruce Lee 0
#111 - When you think about it their surname doesn't matter much, lik… 09/11/2014 on Prince Harry 0
#110 - i too am using Wikipedia, shows how she is a direct descendan…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2014 on Prince Harry 0
User avatar #112 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
well ok I see your point, but still that doesn't mean they have always been in staunch power.

I don't even care actually tho
#108 - it's not the same family though, the British Queen can trace h…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/11/2014 on Prince Harry +1
User avatar #109 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
House of Normandy

Current head Extinct

yeah I am using wikipedia for this shit

The current house is the house of Windsor, and was founded in 1917
User avatar #111 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
When you think about it their surname doesn't matter much, like you have two sets of grandparents with separate surnames (unless incest) but you still are a direct descendant of both
User avatar #110 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_of_Elizabeth_II_from_William_the_Conqueror#Family_tree i too am using Wikipedia, shows how she is a direct descendant of old Wills.
User avatar #112 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
well ok I see your point, but still that doesn't mean they have always been in staunch power.

I don't even care actually tho
#146 - i wouldn't call your laptop cheap, hella more expensive than mine 09/10/2014 on IPwn6 0
#104 - japan's royal family hasn't lasted a thousand years. And if do…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/10/2014 on Prince Harry +1
User avatar #106 - alhemicar (09/10/2014) [-]
I hadn't read your comment properly the first time, I thought you said "Japan's royal family HAS lasted a thousand years..."

Dude, the imperial House of Japan was founded 660 years BC, making it the oldest continuing hereditary monarchy in the world.
User avatar #108 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
it's not the same family though, the British Queen can trace her blood line directly to William the conqueror
User avatar #109 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
House of Normandy

Current head Extinct

yeah I am using wikipedia for this shit

The current house is the house of Windsor, and was founded in 1917
User avatar #111 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
When you think about it their surname doesn't matter much, like you have two sets of grandparents with separate surnames (unless incest) but you still are a direct descendant of both
User avatar #110 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_of_Elizabeth_II_from_William_the_Conqueror#Family_tree i too am using Wikipedia, shows how she is a direct descendant of old Wills.
User avatar #112 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
well ok I see your point, but still that doesn't mean they have always been in staunch power.

I don't even care actually tho
#43 - until you pull out and you have a smelly brown dick, unless yo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sounds familiar... -1
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2014) [-]
I imagine they had no problem with washing off their dick.
User avatar #44 - lanfearandthecup (09/09/2014) [-]
well after years of stretching the colen, the end just kinda stays "clean"
#41 - i also heard that spartans used to jam it between the thighs s…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sounds familiar... +1
User avatar #42 - lanfearandthecup (09/09/2014) [-]
while some good thigh action is nice (honestly only girls can give good thigh action) theres nothing like the tight assed colen...
User avatar #43 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
until you pull out and you have a smelly brown dick, unless you have some prep time which is why i don't understand how gays can just bang on the fly without having a cleanout
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2014) [-]
I imagine they had no problem with washing off their dick.
User avatar #44 - lanfearandthecup (09/09/2014) [-]
well after years of stretching the colen, the end just kinda stays "clean"
#39 - so it's like with the greeks then where the bottom dude is bas…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/09/2014 on sounds familiar... +1
User avatar #40 - lanfearandthecup (09/09/2014) [-]
basically, just with a tid bit more respect
User avatar #41 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
i also heard that spartans used to jam it between the thighs so no one was dis-honored by taking it in the ass
User avatar #42 - lanfearandthecup (09/09/2014) [-]
while some good thigh action is nice (honestly only girls can give good thigh action) theres nothing like the tight assed colen...
User avatar #43 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
until you pull out and you have a smelly brown dick, unless you have some prep time which is why i don't understand how gays can just bang on the fly without having a cleanout
User avatar #58 - heartlessrobot (09/10/2014) [-]
I imagine they had no problem with washing off their dick.
User avatar #44 - lanfearandthecup (09/09/2014) [-]
well after years of stretching the colen, the end just kinda stays "clean"
#95 - individualist anarchists/anarchy-capitalists have it better pl… 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... +1
#31 - That **** cray, sure as hell isn't my idea of hav… 09/09/2014 on Why i cant be a pilot.. 0
#47 - Problem is when there's someone speaking in front of a group a… 09/09/2014 on public speaking 0
#93 - yep, and with an abolished government there ain't **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... +1
#94 - hounddoomclegane (09/09/2014) [-]
and then eventually someone goes, "hey, look at all these thefts. we should do something about that" so they establish a police force and laws to prevent the thefts or whatever, they need a government of some sort (no matter how primative) in order to agree on the laws and then ....holy shit what's that! A government! Looks like your anarchist ideals utterly failed.
User avatar #95 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
individualist anarchists/anarchy-capitalists have it better planned out with everything being privatized e.g. private security instead of police. However you'll end up with some neighborhood tribal warfare going on with small private armies, which will get bigger until you have yourself a sovereign nation and the whole process repeats and the world ends up like medieval europe, but with technology
#44 - Public speaking for me is god damn terrifyingly dreadful until… 09/09/2014 on public speaking 0
#87 - they think that without a government everyone will be nice to …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... +1
#92 - hounddoomclegane (09/09/2014) [-]
which pretty much fails as soon as anyone sees something and goes "oh that's cool, i want one"
User avatar #93 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
yep, and with an abolished government there ain't fuck all to stop that person from taking what they want
#94 - hounddoomclegane (09/09/2014) [-]
and then eventually someone goes, "hey, look at all these thefts. we should do something about that" so they establish a police force and laws to prevent the thefts or whatever, they need a government of some sort (no matter how primative) in order to agree on the laws and then ....holy shit what's that! A government! Looks like your anarchist ideals utterly failed.
User avatar #95 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
individualist anarchists/anarchy-capitalists have it better planned out with everything being privatized e.g. private security instead of police. However you'll end up with some neighborhood tribal warfare going on with small private armies, which will get bigger until you have yourself a sovereign nation and the whole process repeats and the world ends up like medieval europe, but with technology
#85 - Some ******** i had to study during my A-levels, … 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... 0
#79 - well from my point of view they're a dynasty that has survived…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Prince Harry +2
User avatar #101 - alhemicar (09/10/2014) [-]
well, kind of, but I'd still not give them more import than any other politicians.

btw, Japan still has an emperor, themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #104 - Gandalfthewhite (09/10/2014) [-]
japan's royal family hasn't lasted a thousand years. And if done right i reckon monarchy can be the best form of government since the next in line can effectively be trained from birth to be a great ruler, however as history shows it only happened rarely
User avatar #106 - alhemicar (09/10/2014) [-]
I hadn't read your comment properly the first time, I thought you said "Japan's royal family HAS lasted a thousand years..."

Dude, the imperial House of Japan was founded 660 years BC, making it the oldest continuing hereditary monarchy in the world.
User avatar #108 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
it's not the same family though, the British Queen can trace her blood line directly to William the conqueror
User avatar #109 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
House of Normandy

Current head Extinct

yeah I am using wikipedia for this shit

The current house is the house of Windsor, and was founded in 1917
User avatar #111 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
When you think about it their surname doesn't matter much, like you have two sets of grandparents with separate surnames (unless incest) but you still are a direct descendant of both
User avatar #110 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_of_Elizabeth_II_from_William_the_Conqueror#Family_tree i too am using Wikipedia, shows how she is a direct descendant of old Wills.
User avatar #112 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
well ok I see your point, but still that doesn't mean they have always been in staunch power.

I don't even care actually tho
#7 - or a chicken tikka lahori  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Indian Food 0
#10 - mudkipzFTW (09/09/2014) [-]
or a tikka ghandi buddha
User avatar #14 - theodordronen (09/09/2014) [-]
See, this is how uncultured I am, I don't know if this is a joke or not
User avatar #20 - captainrattrap (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a joke Buddha was a religious magistrate of peace and philosophy. Ghandhi is fuck your shit nuke your shit to the ancient era.
#6 - i heard it was from liverpool 09/08/2014 on Indian Food 0
#31 - yeah she was hot as hell in 300, although i don't think she lo… 09/07/2014 on Lena Headey & Nick Offerman +3
#78 - Jack the ripper was kind of proved today to be a polish hairdr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 -1
#84 - oh **** you're right, dun goof'd there 09/07/2014 on Rebel 0
#59 - probably to represent their smallness compared to larger countries 09/06/2014 on Rebel +5
#57 - didn't help them when we destroyed them and invaded  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Rebel 0
User avatar #62 - backupclover (09/06/2014) [-]
Resources, all about resources.
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
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