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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#21 - both of them are  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on dat look +4
#24 - derangedshadow (06/28/2014) [-]
yes
#979 - tell me how, i came so close to lucid dreaming the other day a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
User avatar #1143 - zocard (06/28/2014) [-]
eventually after about a week how long it took me idk if it's different for other people you should be able to start lucid dreams at will.

P.S. time can either be a lot slower in dreams or a lot faster. eventually after about like a year you can kinda control which, but it's pretty difficult and can give you headaches in the morning. : I
User avatar #1139 - zocard (06/28/2014) [-]
How to control it? It's not really that hard, It's mostly just an act of willpower and paying attention to your surroundings / knowing things like, giant monsters do not attack me in particular in real life or that building just turned into a cat, barked and proceeded to fly into the sunset and that's weird. basically just pay more attention to your surrounding when awake and you will do it in your dream and increase the chances of it becoming lucid.
#964 - how the **** can you do that accidentally?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
User avatar #1424 - iprochaosangel (06/28/2014) [-]
well he wasnt stable in the first place so i guess it was like i was the final straw... its too long and a rather boring story
#49 - that prick'll always be scottish to me 06/28/2014 on England Expects +1
#48 - football, rugby and cricket are played as england. the rest is UK 06/28/2014 on England Expects +1
#9 - if you're right and it turns out like republic commando then i… 06/27/2014 on Cant wait for new Star Wars... 0
#8 - thats like when you're driving at like 100mph in gta and smash…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Cant wait for new Star Wars... +1
User avatar #13 - owlexterminator (06/27/2014) [-]
or when you're in a tank going down a mountain and come to a dead stop because of a telephone pole
#31 - 1. fresh and new 2. no her comparing you to over experiences 06/27/2014 on I Forgot +2
#40 - or if it has 'democratic' in the title it's probably not so 06/27/2014 on China's army +1
#41 - what's the context of the painting?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2014 on You have been Turkd 0
User avatar #42 - schnizel (06/26/2014) [-]
Gay sex.
#18 - Agincourt, the empire and the Napoleonic wars too 06/26/2014 on The one true queen +1
#13 - the straw will melt though 06/26/2014 on Desire + need = brilliance +1
#102 - **** doing parkour high 06/26/2014 on Batman 0
#87 - what chapter were you guys reading?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
User avatar #88 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
Those boring-ass Bran chapters in ADWD. It's heavily implied that Jojen got turned into paste.
#13 - i never liked it, it was always one of them shows i'd put on b… 06/25/2014 on Well then. 0
#9 - since when did whinny have a tail in the first place? 06/25/2014 on I'm crying right now +3
#33 - i've never come across a seeing-eye cat before  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on (12) - (untitled) 0
User avatar #44 - capslockrage (06/25/2014) [-]
Like it takes intelligence to walk around and not bump into things.

You haven't seen a seeing-eye cat because they don't like leashes, because they're smarter than dogs.
#24 - the one thing i hate about my generation is the people who com… 06/25/2014 on Hah +2
#63 - what's the point of burning the fingerprints and trying to mak…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on tumblr helping you to kill... +1
User avatar #72 - guanyu (06/29/2014) [-]
In your garden sure, but if you bury the body somewhere else, they can't tell if the victim has any connection to you (spouse, colleague, family, neighbor, mailman, etc.).
#88 - meanwhile i only ever see boring ass normal looking clouds 06/25/2014 on Incredible Cloud Formations +1
#46 - somehow i doubt that  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
User avatar #70 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
It's true, tho....
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (06/25/2014) [-]
what chapter were you guys reading?
User avatar #88 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
Those boring-ass Bran chapters in ADWD. It's heavily implied that Jojen got turned into paste.
#43 - well what is it?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
#45 - Womens Study Major (06/25/2014) [-]
Jojen got turned into paste and fed to Bran to awaken his greendreams
User avatar #46 - Gandalfthewhite (06/25/2014) [-]
somehow i doubt that
User avatar #70 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
It's true, tho....
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (06/25/2014) [-]
what chapter were you guys reading?
User avatar #88 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
Those boring-ass Bran chapters in ADWD. It's heavily implied that Jojen got turned into paste.
#175 - what's reinforceing it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Naming swords in Skyrim 0
User avatar #192 - adzodeux (06/23/2014) [-]
Improving it at a grindstone I think
#83 - he's kind of like that in the show, you can see t after the ba… 06/23/2014 on A Song of Character Deaths... 0
#30 - I'm actaully curious where his badass greatsword went after th…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Naming swords in Skyrim 0
#32 - theism (06/22/2014) [-]
Same place as his hound helmet. Why does no one wear helmets?
User avatar #52 - noooooooooo (06/23/2014) [-]
In the commentary for the episode he was supposed to wear his helmet in the battle of blackwater, however they realized that the it was hard to see while moving around with the helmet on and concluded it would just get him killed.

As for after that I have no idea
#90 - theism (06/23/2014) [-]
That's silly. If they'd designed it properly it would have been fine to see out of.
#92 - noooooooooo (06/23/2014) [-]
I'd say the main reason is so the viewer can identify who's who.

In reality Kings and Commanders would wear the same armor Typically with a design to show who they are as other knights or men at arms.

Example the armor of French King Henry II
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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