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Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:12/21/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#171 - Still ******* owe us for that tea  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +3
User avatar #242 - supersonicman (07/05/2014) [-]
XD I think we owe you more for Christmas. I's one thing to ruin your tea, it's another to murder you on Christmas.
#194 - brothergrimm (07/05/2014) [-]
We ain't payin' you for shit!
#150 - At least she had the sense to ask him to phone. Smart 07/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#73 - you get a few attractive black chicks. I've only ever met one … 07/04/2014 on Anyone else out there? 0
#116 - The hurricane kit, why the **** are there two gun…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... -1
User avatar #129 - romanlettuce (07/04/2014) [-]
Man, some of you guys are morons!!

During natural disasters violent and general crime rates SKY ROCKET and people arm up to protect their homes and businesses or just to evacuate without being taken advantage of by an armed assailant or thief.

Since you're completely ignorant about firearms I'll give you a secret: sometimes they malfunction. When this happens a well trained individual can use his backup firearm when the other is non-functioning or out of ammunition.
#227 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin 0
#261 - probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#257 - I've seen too many of his videos, never knew he was fat till h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #259 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him fat per-se...
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#248 - axes get lodged, you'd really and a mace/smaller warhammer sin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#255 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
The best blade weapon for a zombie apocalypse?

Also, maces are actualy pretty small. At least smaller than they are made out to be. The head of a mace is rarely larger than a fist. Warhammers also have pretty small heads.
User avatar #257 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
I've seen too many of his videos, never knew he was fat till he did demo's
User avatar #259 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him fat per-se...
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#19 - i can imagine it would be rather tough 07/03/2014 on How to steak. 0
#18 - i've seen a lot of pretentious posts here before. This is in the top 3 07/03/2014 on How to steak. +1
#83 - slytherin are misunderstood 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! 0
#82 - Camelot would be boring as **** , just old ass Eng… 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! 0
#163 - i have a slight feeling most of these would be impractical 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords +1
#19 - maybe the smaller mario is supposed to be baby mario  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on She is about to get fucked up +1
User avatar #20 - crazyanimal (07/01/2014) [-]
Baby mario does not have a mustache
#265 - well that's the accent of scum (general east london slag) 06/29/2014 on Of course not 0
#188 - 'ahhh go on then, stick it in my ******* arse you…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Of course not 0
User avatar #236 - lolzordz (06/29/2014) [-]
thats implying the girl is a wonky sket from the estates.
User avatar #190 - rokkai (06/29/2014) [-]
im not british so i only recognise like 2 different accents not including scottish
User avatar #265 - Gandalfthewhite (06/29/2014) [-]
well that's the accent of scum (general east london slag)
#190 - it makes me slightly uncomfortable thinking that all of these … 06/29/2014 on Wait for it 0
#21 - i didn't think walt was ever that bad in the show. I think Gus… 06/28/2014 on Some Random Interesting... +1
#21 - both of them are  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on dat look +4
#24 - derangedshadow (06/28/2014) [-]
yes
#979 - tell me how, i came so close to lucid dreaming the other day a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
User avatar #1143 - zocard (06/28/2014) [-]
eventually after about a week how long it took me idk if it's different for other people you should be able to start lucid dreams at will.

P.S. time can either be a lot slower in dreams or a lot faster. eventually after about like a year you can kinda control which, but it's pretty difficult and can give you headaches in the morning. : I
User avatar #1139 - zocard (06/28/2014) [-]
How to control it? It's not really that hard, It's mostly just an act of willpower and paying attention to your surroundings / knowing things like, giant monsters do not attack me in particular in real life or that building just turned into a cat, barked and proceeded to fly into the sunset and that's weird. basically just pay more attention to your surrounding when awake and you will do it in your dream and increase the chances of it becoming lucid.
#964 - how the **** can you do that accidentally?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2014 on FJ Secrets 2 0
User avatar #1424 - iprochaosangel (06/28/2014) [-]
well he wasnt stable in the first place so i guess it was like i was the final straw... its too long and a rather boring story
#49 - that prick'll always be scottish to me 06/28/2014 on England Expects +1
#48 - football, rugby and cricket are played as england. the rest is UK 06/28/2014 on England Expects +1
#9 - if you're right and it turns out like republic commando then i… 06/27/2014 on Cant wait for new Star Wars... 0
#8 - thats like when you're driving at like 100mph in gta and smash…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Cant wait for new Star Wars... +1
User avatar #13 - owlexterminator (06/27/2014) [-]
or when you're in a tank going down a mountain and come to a dead stop because of a telephone pole
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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