Gandalfthewhite

Rank #6932 on Comments
Gandalfthewhite Avatar Level 262 Comments: Pure Win
Offline
Send mail to Gandalfthewhite Block Gandalfthewhite Invite Gandalfthewhite to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:1/29/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6932
Highest Content Rank:#3552
Highest Comment Rank:#2239
Content Thumbs: 1066 total,  1246 ,  180
Comment Thumbs: 6669 total,  7714 ,  1045
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 106 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 107 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 24% (24/100)
Level 262 Comments: Pure Win → Level 263 Comments: Pure Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:19997
Times Content Favorited:83 times
Total Comments Made:3250
FJ Points:7714
Favorite Tags: the (3)
dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

latest user's comments

#93 - yep, and with an abolished government there ain't **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... +1
#94 - hounddoomclegane (09/09/2014) [-]
and then eventually someone goes, "hey, look at all these thefts. we should do something about that" so they establish a police force and laws to prevent the thefts or whatever, they need a government of some sort (no matter how primative) in order to agree on the laws and then ....holy shit what's that! A government! Looks like your anarchist ideals utterly failed.
User avatar #95 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
individualist anarchists/anarchy-capitalists have it better planned out with everything being privatized e.g. private security instead of police. However you'll end up with some neighborhood tribal warfare going on with small private armies, which will get bigger until you have yourself a sovereign nation and the whole process repeats and the world ends up like medieval europe, but with technology
#44 - Public speaking for me is god damn terrifyingly dreadful until… 09/09/2014 on public speaking 0
#87 - they think that without a government everyone will be nice to …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... +1
#92 - hounddoomclegane (09/09/2014) [-]
which pretty much fails as soon as anyone sees something and goes "oh that's cool, i want one"
User avatar #93 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
yep, and with an abolished government there ain't fuck all to stop that person from taking what they want
#94 - hounddoomclegane (09/09/2014) [-]
and then eventually someone goes, "hey, look at all these thefts. we should do something about that" so they establish a police force and laws to prevent the thefts or whatever, they need a government of some sort (no matter how primative) in order to agree on the laws and then ....holy shit what's that! A government! Looks like your anarchist ideals utterly failed.
User avatar #95 - Gandalfthewhite (09/09/2014) [-]
individualist anarchists/anarchy-capitalists have it better planned out with everything being privatized e.g. private security instead of police. However you'll end up with some neighborhood tribal warfare going on with small private armies, which will get bigger until you have yourself a sovereign nation and the whole process repeats and the world ends up like medieval europe, but with technology
#85 - Some ******** i had to study during my A-levels, … 09/09/2014 on /pol/ may be on to... 0
#79 - well from my point of view they're a dynasty that has survived…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Prince Harry +2
User avatar #101 - alhemicar (09/10/2014) [-]
well, kind of, but I'd still not give them more import than any other politicians.

btw, Japan still has an emperor, themoreyouknow.jpg
User avatar #104 - Gandalfthewhite (09/10/2014) [-]
japan's royal family hasn't lasted a thousand years. And if done right i reckon monarchy can be the best form of government since the next in line can effectively be trained from birth to be a great ruler, however as history shows it only happened rarely
User avatar #106 - alhemicar (09/10/2014) [-]
I hadn't read your comment properly the first time, I thought you said "Japan's royal family HAS lasted a thousand years..."

Dude, the imperial House of Japan was founded 660 years BC, making it the oldest continuing hereditary monarchy in the world.
User avatar #108 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
it's not the same family though, the British Queen can trace her blood line directly to William the conqueror
User avatar #109 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
House of Normandy

Current head Extinct

yeah I am using wikipedia for this shit

The current house is the house of Windsor, and was founded in 1917
User avatar #111 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
When you think about it their surname doesn't matter much, like you have two sets of grandparents with separate surnames (unless incest) but you still are a direct descendant of both
User avatar #110 - Gandalfthewhite (09/11/2014) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_of_Elizabeth_II_from_William_the_Conqueror#Family_tree i too am using Wikipedia, shows how she is a direct descendant of old Wills.
User avatar #112 - alhemicar (09/11/2014) [-]
well ok I see your point, but still that doesn't mean they have always been in staunch power.

I don't even care actually tho
#7 - or a chicken tikka lahori  [+] (3 new replies) 09/08/2014 on Indian Food 0
#10 - mudkipzFTW (09/09/2014) [-]
or a tikka ghandi buddha
User avatar #14 - theodordronen (09/09/2014) [-]
See, this is how uncultured I am, I don't know if this is a joke or not
User avatar #20 - captainrattrap (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a joke Buddha was a religious magistrate of peace and philosophy. Ghandhi is fuck your shit nuke your shit to the ancient era.
#6 - i heard it was from liverpool 09/08/2014 on Indian Food 0
#31 - yeah she was hot as hell in 300, although i don't think she lo… 09/07/2014 on Lena Headey & Nick Offerman +3
#78 - Jack the ripper was kind of proved today to be a polish hairdr…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2014 on DYK Comp #36 -1
#84 - oh **** you're right, dun goof'd there 09/07/2014 on Rebel 0
#59 - probably to represent their smallness compared to larger countries 09/06/2014 on Rebel +5
#57 - didn't help them when we destroyed them and invaded  [+] (1 new reply) 09/06/2014 on Rebel 0
User avatar #62 - backupclover (09/06/2014) [-]
Resources, all about resources.
#56 - some in scotland, The image is quite fitting really like a mar…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2014 on Rebel 0
#68 - anonymous (09/06/2014) [-]
other way about
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (09/07/2014) [-]
oh shit you're right, dun goof'd there
#31 - and only edgy teenagers attack it 09/06/2014 on rich man = pretty girl 0
#61 - i remember the ********* last time this was poste… 09/06/2014 on Twincest +2
#44 - it's now popular to hate on her. This is how we work, we love …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/05/2014 on These double standards... 0
#90 - anonymous (09/05/2014) [-]
I, for one, didn't like her until her nudes got released.

Also to anon, the article says "some of the most famous women" not "the most famous woman".
#19 - wtf is gamergate? is it a website or some **** be…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on And tits 0
User avatar #31 - Epicgetguy (09/04/2014) [-]
Also, GamerGate is about exposing the general nepotism and cronyism in the vidya gaem industry, particularly in the journalism section because they have some pull on both independent and big name game devs.
User avatar #30 - Epicgetguy (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh boy I get to post this again

>Woman who made visual text html page
>somehow made said html page into steam greenlite
>said a bunch of literal permavirgins who have actual depression with no motivation to do much of anything were harassing her, despite the fact that only one or two guys were criticizing her
>people have sympathy for her like they did when poor old Anita was being bullied by those 4chan monsters and voted her game to steam out of spite, despite the fact it had no real gameplay and you can already play it in browser since last year.

Later on

>Ex boyfriend claims that Zoe was cheating on him with five guys
>It's revealed those five guys have some pull in the vidya industry (Two being journalists, one being her boss who was married, another was chairman/judge of an indie game festival where here visual text html page won a monetary award)
>/v/ goes apeshit, as does /pol/, reddit, and even tumblr

Shit got so intense that Adam Baldwin (from Firefly and Full Metal Jacket) and some old school feminist and a cool gay journalist with a good rep got involved.
#25 - one of them's just a dude sitting in a chair, and another of s…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on war 0
#30 - jamintomusic (09/04/2014) [-]
its trying to show the after affects it has on the soldiers too. they don't seem like "just a dude"
#35 - well germans are german, danes are danish and so on while they… 09/04/2014 on What race are you? +1
#86 - all about Jeremy Irons up in this bitch 09/04/2014 on Disney lost their balls 0
#68 - check out this blast from the past 09/03/2014 on Anyone else watch this as a... 0
#31 - beast is still about, and the black guy i think and this lovel… 09/03/2014 on The Chase 0
#94 - first lynx (axe) was overused by new teenage boys but now it s… 09/03/2014 on You wanted equality? 0
#93 - excite is a damn fine body spray scent 09/03/2014 on You wanted equality? 0
#159 - i heard rihanna was leaked, no leads so far 09/03/2014 on The new craze +2
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
 Friends (0)