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#75 - well i guess it's like drinking from the bottle vs drinking fr…  [+] (12 new replies) 01/09/2015 on God... dammit... 0
#77 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah those guys give vampires a bad name, they need to grow up
User avatar #78 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
personally i think they gave them a good name, actually scary vampires that look like predators without all the glam
#79 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
lol screw the glam bullcrap, but you can be sophisticated without being a faggot, i was thinking more along the lines of count dracula, has some social standing and isnt an idiot
User avatar #81 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
he's cheesy though, unfortunately cliche, although i do like gary oldmans version, and even the newest dracula if i'm honest. My favourite vamp though is Eric northman, say what you want about true blood you can't deny he's a don
#83 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
never seen true blood, i may have to try it out
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
worth a shot, i always dismissed it as being a chicks show because of the romance and shit but it's pretty good, HBO made it and they're quite reliable for shows (and nudity)
#86 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
and those people who made vampire diaries needs to be shot, never seen it but jeez, like that show, whats it called? Reign? a middle ages teenybopper show? fuck that shit
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a show that i won't give a chance, i did it with true blood and it worked out well but that show looks waaaay too twilight-y
#89 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah. but to be honest the movies sucked balls, the books however arent to bad, fairly entertaining without all the syrupyness of the movies. The movies are like eatting four bags of those circus peanut candies.
User avatar #90 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it had a lot of attractive actresses, and i guess the fighting when it happened was good. In my opinion that is all it had going for it
#91 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
i need more than tits to make me like a show lol
User avatar #92 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it's not just tits, but it helps. It has great characters and a good mix of seriousness with a lot of funnyness
#72 - well in that universe they'd turn into a vampire after being b…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/09/2015 on God... dammit... +1
#73 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
nah what i meant was, if your wasting so much blood then you need to feed on more humans, that will cull the population faster than it could reproduce. I didnt mean keep the same few people to feed on, in fact just open a blood bank and force humans to donate lol
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well i guess it's like drinking from the bottle vs drinking from a cup, bigger opening but still drinkable. And judging by their behaviour and appearance they're pretty feral and also slaughtered a whole town so i don't think they're really thinking much about it. Messy eaters too
#77 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah those guys give vampires a bad name, they need to grow up
User avatar #78 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
personally i think they gave them a good name, actually scary vampires that look like predators without all the glam
#79 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
lol screw the glam bullcrap, but you can be sophisticated without being a faggot, i was thinking more along the lines of count dracula, has some social standing and isnt an idiot
User avatar #81 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
he's cheesy though, unfortunately cliche, although i do like gary oldmans version, and even the newest dracula if i'm honest. My favourite vamp though is Eric northman, say what you want about true blood you can't deny he's a don
#83 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
never seen true blood, i may have to try it out
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
worth a shot, i always dismissed it as being a chicks show because of the romance and shit but it's pretty good, HBO made it and they're quite reliable for shows (and nudity)
#86 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
and those people who made vampire diaries needs to be shot, never seen it but jeez, like that show, whats it called? Reign? a middle ages teenybopper show? fuck that shit
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a show that i won't give a chance, i did it with true blood and it worked out well but that show looks waaaay too twilight-y
#89 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah. but to be honest the movies sucked balls, the books however arent to bad, fairly entertaining without all the syrupyness of the movies. The movies are like eatting four bags of those circus peanut candies.
User avatar #90 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it had a lot of attractive actresses, and i guess the fighting when it happened was good. In my opinion that is all it had going for it
#91 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
i need more than tits to make me like a show lol
User avatar #92 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it's not just tits, but it helps. It has great characters and a good mix of seriousness with a lot of funnyness
#23 - i can believe it more than kingpin, simply cause the 'pin is o… 01/09/2015 on too many keks +6
#12 - Ludgreen let out a small laugh then remembered to be serious 01/09/2015 on Terry Crews. That is all. +3
#69 - well when you're a vampire from 30 days of night you don't rea…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/09/2015 on God... dammit... +1
#71 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah but thats a waste of a lot of good blood! once you kill everyone you will starve that way, doesnt give mankind the chance to keep growth up. also i went through an odd childhood, never actually bit anyone but did spend a lot of time practicing on various people, but im happy to say im normal now.
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well in that universe they'd turn into a vampire after being bitten so you couldn't feed off them in the future anyway. plus there's like 7 billion people on the planet and only a few vamps
#73 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
nah what i meant was, if your wasting so much blood then you need to feed on more humans, that will cull the population faster than it could reproduce. I didnt mean keep the same few people to feed on, in fact just open a blood bank and force humans to donate lol
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well i guess it's like drinking from the bottle vs drinking from a cup, bigger opening but still drinkable. And judging by their behaviour and appearance they're pretty feral and also slaughtered a whole town so i don't think they're really thinking much about it. Messy eaters too
#77 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah those guys give vampires a bad name, they need to grow up
User avatar #78 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
personally i think they gave them a good name, actually scary vampires that look like predators without all the glam
#79 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
lol screw the glam bullcrap, but you can be sophisticated without being a faggot, i was thinking more along the lines of count dracula, has some social standing and isnt an idiot
User avatar #81 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
he's cheesy though, unfortunately cliche, although i do like gary oldmans version, and even the newest dracula if i'm honest. My favourite vamp though is Eric northman, say what you want about true blood you can't deny he's a don
#83 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
never seen true blood, i may have to try it out
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
worth a shot, i always dismissed it as being a chicks show because of the romance and shit but it's pretty good, HBO made it and they're quite reliable for shows (and nudity)
#86 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
and those people who made vampire diaries needs to be shot, never seen it but jeez, like that show, whats it called? Reign? a middle ages teenybopper show? fuck that shit
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a show that i won't give a chance, i did it with true blood and it worked out well but that show looks waaaay too twilight-y
#89 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah. but to be honest the movies sucked balls, the books however arent to bad, fairly entertaining without all the syrupyness of the movies. The movies are like eatting four bags of those circus peanut candies.
User avatar #90 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it had a lot of attractive actresses, and i guess the fighting when it happened was good. In my opinion that is all it had going for it
#91 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
i need more than tits to make me like a show lol
User avatar #92 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it's not just tits, but it helps. It has great characters and a good mix of seriousness with a lot of funnyness
#67 - have you field tested?  [+] (18 new replies) 01/09/2015 on God... dammit... 0
#68 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
i actually have, in fact most movies get it wrong, having the vamp bite the side of the neck, if you actually feel there thats only a neck muscle. The artery is a bit more forward before you actually get to the larynx
User avatar #69 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well when you're a vampire from 30 days of night you don't really need to look for the artery, one bite and half the necks gone anyway so the blood won't be hard to come by. And anyway wtf you doing biting people?
#71 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah but thats a waste of a lot of good blood! once you kill everyone you will starve that way, doesnt give mankind the chance to keep growth up. also i went through an odd childhood, never actually bit anyone but did spend a lot of time practicing on various people, but im happy to say im normal now.
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well in that universe they'd turn into a vampire after being bitten so you couldn't feed off them in the future anyway. plus there's like 7 billion people on the planet and only a few vamps
#73 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
nah what i meant was, if your wasting so much blood then you need to feed on more humans, that will cull the population faster than it could reproduce. I didnt mean keep the same few people to feed on, in fact just open a blood bank and force humans to donate lol
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well i guess it's like drinking from the bottle vs drinking from a cup, bigger opening but still drinkable. And judging by their behaviour and appearance they're pretty feral and also slaughtered a whole town so i don't think they're really thinking much about it. Messy eaters too
#77 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah those guys give vampires a bad name, they need to grow up
User avatar #78 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
personally i think they gave them a good name, actually scary vampires that look like predators without all the glam
#79 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
lol screw the glam bullcrap, but you can be sophisticated without being a faggot, i was thinking more along the lines of count dracula, has some social standing and isnt an idiot
User avatar #81 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
he's cheesy though, unfortunately cliche, although i do like gary oldmans version, and even the newest dracula if i'm honest. My favourite vamp though is Eric northman, say what you want about true blood you can't deny he's a don
#83 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
never seen true blood, i may have to try it out
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
worth a shot, i always dismissed it as being a chicks show because of the romance and shit but it's pretty good, HBO made it and they're quite reliable for shows (and nudity)
#86 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
and those people who made vampire diaries needs to be shot, never seen it but jeez, like that show, whats it called? Reign? a middle ages teenybopper show? fuck that shit
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a show that i won't give a chance, i did it with true blood and it worked out well but that show looks waaaay too twilight-y
#89 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah. but to be honest the movies sucked balls, the books however arent to bad, fairly entertaining without all the syrupyness of the movies. The movies are like eatting four bags of those circus peanut candies.
User avatar #90 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it had a lot of attractive actresses, and i guess the fighting when it happened was good. In my opinion that is all it had going for it
#91 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
i need more than tits to make me like a show lol
User avatar #92 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it's not just tits, but it helps. It has great characters and a good mix of seriousness with a lot of funnyness
#20 - i can't imagine kingpin being raped, i guess it makes more sen…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/09/2015 on too many keks 0
User avatar #21 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
i can't imagine lex luthor getting raped ether
User avatar #27 - angelious (01/09/2015) [-]
lex maybe in peak physical condition but he is no martial arts expert.


kingping is a martial arts expert, superhumanly strong and has several times fought evenly againts the likes of spiderman and daredevil.
User avatar #29 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
you don't need t be a master of kung fu to beat up a rapist in prison. especially in rich guy prison.
User avatar #30 - angelious (01/09/2015) [-]
i think if it is luthor then he would most likely be sent to stryker...wich houses supervillains
User avatar #31 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
just looked it up. it was kingpin, it happened when Fisk was younger and sent to a prison in Africa.
User avatar #33 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
source: PunisherMAX #5
User avatar #32 - angelious (01/09/2015) [-]
yes...a lot of people are arguing about it.but most do seem to agree its finsk.
User avatar #23 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
i can believe it more than kingpin, simply cause the 'pin is one hard ass motherfucker who knows his shit, and less people would dare rape him than lex. Not detracting anything away from lex but i personally think kingpin would have more of a fear factor/connections with dodgy prison gangs
#41 - no you pretty much explained it 01/09/2015 on Did you know? 0
#67 - that actually makes sense to an extent, thanks 01/09/2015 on Calories 0
#15 - Kingpin got raped? damn  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on too many keks 0
#36 - captainganto (01/09/2015) [-]
took 5 of them mind you
User avatar #41 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
why? i don't follow the comics all the time but last i knew about him wouldn't he pretty much control the prison?
#60 - bigdongos (01/09/2015) [-]
It was before he became established in the criminal world, that parts from a sort of origins story, PunisherMAX i think
#14 - well that's a little less light-hearted. What's the context?  [+] (15 new replies) 01/09/2015 on too many keks +5
User avatar #17 - boblywop (01/09/2015) [-]
If I remember correctly. Lex went to jail, Big Lucky raped him and made Lex's life a living hell. Lex got out of jail, and that's where to picture comes in
User avatar #38 - tehcashew (01/09/2015) [-]
It is Kingpin, from PunisherMAX
#18 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
bro thats kingpin
#53 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
comicexplain sort this shit out
User avatar #19 - boblywop (01/09/2015) [-]
Nah brah, I think it's Lex who got fat, don't remember how
#45 - thenewneone (01/09/2015) [-]
It's a version of the kingpin.
User avatar #20 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
i can't imagine kingpin being raped, i guess it makes more sense to be lex
User avatar #21 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
i can't imagine lex luthor getting raped ether
User avatar #27 - angelious (01/09/2015) [-]
lex maybe in peak physical condition but he is no martial arts expert.


kingping is a martial arts expert, superhumanly strong and has several times fought evenly againts the likes of spiderman and daredevil.
User avatar #29 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
you don't need t be a master of kung fu to beat up a rapist in prison. especially in rich guy prison.
User avatar #30 - angelious (01/09/2015) [-]
i think if it is luthor then he would most likely be sent to stryker...wich houses supervillains
User avatar #31 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
just looked it up. it was kingpin, it happened when Fisk was younger and sent to a prison in Africa.
User avatar #33 - harryboom (01/09/2015) [-]
source: PunisherMAX #5
User avatar #32 - angelious (01/09/2015) [-]
yes...a lot of people are arguing about it.but most do seem to agree its finsk.
User avatar #23 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
i can believe it more than kingpin, simply cause the 'pin is one hard ass motherfucker who knows his shit, and less people would dare rape him than lex. Not detracting anything away from lex but i personally think kingpin would have more of a fear factor/connections with dodgy prison gangs
#13 - bet it would have been worse for him going down on her, which … 01/09/2015 on You know nothing John Snow +7
#7 - find it somewhat funny that malfoy has a receding hairline whe…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/09/2015 on The resemblance is uncanny +1
#11 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
Embrace it, Gandalf. Become Picard.
User avatar #12 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
but Steward suits bald, my headshape just wouldn't look right
#13 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
What kind of shape we talking about here?
User avatar #15 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
i can't exactly describe it, but if you watch breaking bad when jesse shaves his head it doesn't look right because his craniums just a little on the larger size, i'd probably look like that
#16 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
Ah, you've got the fivehead forehead like me. Well, all I can suggest is confidence, and find clothes that suit your style. Rocking the bald means you have to be class it up a bit. Maybe work out, that helps. Baldness is a manly thing.
User avatar #17 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
if i go bald i'm gonna try the angry football fan look.
#18 - anonymous (01/09/2015) [-]
Cool, I'm going for the scientist look if I go bald like my dad, since I've already got the glasses. But he has alopecia totalis, so no beard or eyebrows...
#51 - kingofthedragonmen (01/09/2015) [-]
He kind looks like a nerdy version of this guy. But maybe its because of the beard.
User avatar #20 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
for a second then i thought you was saying your dad was Vsauce.
#36 - good, i always feel sad when a hot girl dies. Shallow i know b… 01/09/2015 on Lucky +1
#86 - I haven't read what this guy said in a while, but if i remembe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on What goes on in Her... +1
#108 - yogapants (01/09/2015) [-]
i dont know about other kings/queens, but in norway the king has the right to veto (or wathever it is called in english) on laws the government is proposing.
no source, not sure if its true.
#116 - hovering like 2 feet above the ground would work, no clue how …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on back to the present 0
User avatar #118 - braddlesxp (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah some people just like the idea of inventions, a lot of stuff people want is crap

for example the virtual reality gaming, you can buy it for like 300 dollars and nobody even gives a fuck about it haha
#149 - azorin (01/09/2015) [-]
have you seen that virtual reality its crap i want SAO then ill pay whatever they want
#54 - that's why the 30 days of night vampire creators gave them the…  [+] (20 new replies) 01/09/2015 on God... dammit... +6
#65 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
its not that hard actually
User avatar #67 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
have you field tested?
#68 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
i actually have, in fact most movies get it wrong, having the vamp bite the side of the neck, if you actually feel there thats only a neck muscle. The artery is a bit more forward before you actually get to the larynx
User avatar #69 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well when you're a vampire from 30 days of night you don't really need to look for the artery, one bite and half the necks gone anyway so the blood won't be hard to come by. And anyway wtf you doing biting people?
#71 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah but thats a waste of a lot of good blood! once you kill everyone you will starve that way, doesnt give mankind the chance to keep growth up. also i went through an odd childhood, never actually bit anyone but did spend a lot of time practicing on various people, but im happy to say im normal now.
User avatar #72 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well in that universe they'd turn into a vampire after being bitten so you couldn't feed off them in the future anyway. plus there's like 7 billion people on the planet and only a few vamps
#73 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
nah what i meant was, if your wasting so much blood then you need to feed on more humans, that will cull the population faster than it could reproduce. I didnt mean keep the same few people to feed on, in fact just open a blood bank and force humans to donate lol
User avatar #75 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
well i guess it's like drinking from the bottle vs drinking from a cup, bigger opening but still drinkable. And judging by their behaviour and appearance they're pretty feral and also slaughtered a whole town so i don't think they're really thinking much about it. Messy eaters too
#77 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah those guys give vampires a bad name, they need to grow up
User avatar #78 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
personally i think they gave them a good name, actually scary vampires that look like predators without all the glam
#79 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
lol screw the glam bullcrap, but you can be sophisticated without being a faggot, i was thinking more along the lines of count dracula, has some social standing and isnt an idiot
User avatar #81 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
he's cheesy though, unfortunately cliche, although i do like gary oldmans version, and even the newest dracula if i'm honest. My favourite vamp though is Eric northman, say what you want about true blood you can't deny he's a don
#83 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
never seen true blood, i may have to try it out
User avatar #84 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
worth a shot, i always dismissed it as being a chicks show because of the romance and shit but it's pretty good, HBO made it and they're quite reliable for shows (and nudity)
#86 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
and those people who made vampire diaries needs to be shot, never seen it but jeez, like that show, whats it called? Reign? a middle ages teenybopper show? fuck that shit
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
that's a show that i won't give a chance, i did it with true blood and it worked out well but that show looks waaaay too twilight-y
#89 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah. but to be honest the movies sucked balls, the books however arent to bad, fairly entertaining without all the syrupyness of the movies. The movies are like eatting four bags of those circus peanut candies.
User avatar #90 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it had a lot of attractive actresses, and i guess the fighting when it happened was good. In my opinion that is all it had going for it
#91 - karrotj (01/09/2015) [-]
i need more than tits to make me like a show lol
User avatar #92 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
it's not just tits, but it helps. It has great characters and a good mix of seriousness with a lot of funnyness
#102 - I don't think flying cars will ever be a thing, at least not l…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2015 on back to the present 0
#147 - azorin (01/09/2015) [-]
auto pilot if perfected prevents all of that still not a good idea
User avatar #113 - braddlesxp (01/09/2015) [-]
i think a great thing would be if the cars only hovered just above the roads, because the roads here arent that great

but i dont really know how they'll do with safety either
User avatar #116 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
hovering like 2 feet above the ground would work, no clue how you'd be able to emergency stop though
User avatar #118 - braddlesxp (01/09/2015) [-]
yeah some people just like the idea of inventions, a lot of stuff people want is crap

for example the virtual reality gaming, you can buy it for like 300 dollars and nobody even gives a fuck about it haha
#149 - azorin (01/09/2015) [-]
have you seen that virtual reality its crap i want SAO then ill pay whatever they want
#115 - so is this show like over now? because i only got like halfway… 01/09/2015 on It's only implied.... 0
#82 - she has power, more of a figurehead but in a sense she has the…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2015 on What goes on in Her... 0
User avatar #85 - fuzzyballs (01/09/2015) [-]
the Belgian royal family doesn't have any power
all the king has to do is sign laws, why would the British one be any different?
User avatar #86 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
I haven't read what this guy said in a while, but if i remember correctly it kind of covers the role of the queen. It's a bit long but interesting if you have the time au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100506105242AACVVp6
#108 - yogapants (01/09/2015) [-]
i dont know about other kings/queens, but in norway the king has the right to veto (or wathever it is called in english) on laws the government is proposing.
no source, not sure if its true.
#61 - what i never understood about greek mythology is the titans. A…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Calories 0
#66 - tommylocks (01/09/2015) [-]
you can find the same concept in many others folklore history: like the Celts and the Indian one.

There are always stories about ancient and violent gods, who were defeated by a race, a breed, of more advanced, sofisticated and noble divinities.

They are not "god's gods", but instead they are different generations. Gods, pantheons, they all represent the society in which they blent. If you notice, I only mentioned cultures that were ancient, in their way. The "older gods" were that: older.

They were the PREVIOUS pantheon, of that same civilitation. In an historical frame where STRENGHT and FERTILITY were pretty much the only things really important, they were what the people need. in the same way, When the civilitation advanced, the need for a different pantheon began to rise.

the old gods are primitive compared to the new ascending one: they are craftmen, blacksmiths, poets and WARRIORS. People born from discipline and knowledge.
the society shifted from nomadic hunters to stable craftmen, and the folklore followed them.

To answer more deeply your question: why does Khronos ate his children? Because OFFSPRING is equal to PROGRESS. He wanted to stop time from swallowing him, to stop the progress of the world to say "Khronos...we don't need you anymore. you are no more FIT for this world".

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User avatar #67 - Gandalfthewhite (01/09/2015) [-]
that actually makes sense to an extent, thanks
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User avatar #119 - vivjames (01/08/2015) [-]
No it is in verses in their book.
User avatar #121 - Gandalfthewhite (01/08/2015) [-]
hang on i think i'm mistaking muhammed and jesus, i think it was jesus who said it was fine to leave the religion. whoops
User avatar #117 - wthree (01/08/2015) [-]
Only if you discount the Qu'ran and every other Islamic text.
User avatar #122 - Gandalfthewhite (01/08/2015) [-]
^ what i said up there
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

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User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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