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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
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Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#87 - what chapter were you guys reading?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
User avatar #88 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
Those boring-ass Bran chapters in ADWD. It's heavily implied that Jojen got turned into paste.
#13 - i never liked it, it was always one of them shows i'd put on b… 06/25/2014 on Well then. 0
#9 - since when did whinny have a tail in the first place? 06/25/2014 on I'm crying right now +3
#33 - i've never come across a seeing-eye cat before  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on (12) - (untitled) 0
User avatar #44 - capslockrage (06/25/2014) [-]
Like it takes intelligence to walk around and not bump into things.

You haven't seen a seeing-eye cat because they don't like leashes, because they're smarter than dogs.
#24 - the one thing i hate about my generation is the people who com… 06/25/2014 on Hah +2
#63 - what's the point of burning the fingerprints and trying to mak…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on tumblr helping you to kill... +1
User avatar #72 - guanyu (06/29/2014) [-]
In your garden sure, but if you bury the body somewhere else, they can't tell if the victim has any connection to you (spouse, colleague, family, neighbor, mailman, etc.).
#88 - meanwhile i only ever see boring ass normal looking clouds 06/25/2014 on Incredible Cloud Formations +1
#46 - somehow i doubt that  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
User avatar #70 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
It's true, tho....
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (06/25/2014) [-]
what chapter were you guys reading?
User avatar #88 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
Those boring-ass Bran chapters in ADWD. It's heavily implied that Jojen got turned into paste.
#43 - well what is it?  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on the fuck 0
#45 - mr skeltal (06/25/2014) [-]
Jojen got turned into paste and fed to Bran to awaken his greendreams
User avatar #46 - Gandalfthewhite (06/25/2014) [-]
somehow i doubt that
User avatar #70 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
It's true, tho....
User avatar #87 - Gandalfthewhite (06/25/2014) [-]
what chapter were you guys reading?
User avatar #88 - coolalliki (06/25/2014) [-]
Those boring-ass Bran chapters in ADWD. It's heavily implied that Jojen got turned into paste.
#175 - what's reinforceing it?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/23/2014 on Naming swords in Skyrim 0
User avatar #192 - adzodeux (06/23/2014) [-]
Improving it at a grindstone I think
#83 - he's kind of like that in the show, you can see t after the ba… 06/23/2014 on A Song of Character Deaths... 0
#30 - I'm actaully curious where his badass greatsword went after th…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Naming swords in Skyrim 0
#32 - theism (06/22/2014) [-]
Same place as his hound helmet. Why does no one wear helmets?
User avatar #52 - noooooooooo (06/23/2014) [-]
In the commentary for the episode he was supposed to wear his helmet in the battle of blackwater, however they realized that the it was hard to see while moving around with the helmet on and concluded it would just get him killed.

As for after that I have no idea
#90 - theism (06/23/2014) [-]
That's silly. If they'd designed it properly it would have been fine to see out of.
#92 - noooooooooo (06/23/2014) [-]
I'd say the main reason is so the viewer can identify who's who.

In reality Kings and Commanders would wear the same armor Typically with a design to show who they are as other knights or men at arms.

Example the armor of French King Henry II
#30 - nearly every new king has no experience, he was brought up to …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/22/2014 on A Song of Character Deaths... 0
#55 - zombiegorilla (06/23/2014) [-]
Yeah, it would of been a big step up. He was far too young and not even experienced at being lord since his dad dying never gave him a chance to act as a normal lord and learn. That's why his mom would be seen advising him a lot and as seen by how he fucked up his relationships with his army and got back stabbed for not marrying the women he was supposed to marry and losing a large portion of his army by killing the Karlstark lord. All the others at least have/had years of experience ruling as lords of their domain and in turn some experience as to what a king would need to do. Not saying he would make a bad king overall but he sure was an idiot during war.
#19 - Like the cameramen at festivals, insta-zoom to the boobs 06/22/2014 on A good camera operator 0
#129 - A modern day version of the mountain on a jihad  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on The Bulldozer +12
#131 - lamnad (06/21/2014) [-]
I was thinking it to.
#11 - urgh, worse situation than i thought  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2014 on (untitled) -1
User avatar #21 - hadrian (06/21/2014) [-]
See my previous comment, #20.
#9 - She's only queen because her uncle abdicated to marry a divorc…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/21/2014 on (untitled) 0
#10 - pjers (06/21/2014) [-]
no it's because she was *shudder* catholic, and worse *retches* american.
User avatar #20 - hadrian (06/21/2014) [-]
Wallace Simpson was twice divorced and thus could not be received at court, so David had to abdicate to marry her. Nevermind the fact that she was pretty much a whore who was being courted by the German ambassador WHILE she was with David. Parliament could not and would not support the marriage, and thus would have left Britain without a government if he had not chosen to abdicate. It wasn't because she was an American or because she was Catholic.

As for Camille, she was able to marry Charles because he's not on the throne. By marrying her, he gave up the his succession to the throne thus the line was handed down to his oldest son William.
#45 - ispoonpillows (06/21/2014) [-]
Sorry to bust ya bubble boyo but pretty sure Charles is next in line for the throne still, then William, then George
User avatar #61 - hadrian (06/22/2014) [-]
Thanks to some changes in the laws of the realm, it would seem you are right.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles,_Prince_of_Wales#Second_marriage
User avatar #11 - Gandalfthewhite (06/21/2014) [-]
urgh, worse situation than i thought
User avatar #21 - hadrian (06/21/2014) [-]
See my previous comment, #20.
#19 - people have thought clowns are creepy for decades though 06/20/2014 on statues 0
#93 - on ps2 graphics? nah **** that  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Spider-Man 2 0
User avatar #94 - doctorstein (06/20/2014) [-]
Nah, man, I mean the Amazing Spiderman game. Where you fight Smythe to rescue the city with the help of Connors?
#31 - The Elder Scrolls VI: Hammerfell  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on The Forest in a shellnut +2
User avatar #32 - satrenkotheone (06/20/2014) [-]
Damn, can't wait for it to go pre alpha.
#12 - Is it me or is Ronald completely disappeared? This is regardin…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/20/2014 on statues +1
#30 - mr skeltal (06/20/2014) [-]
I feel like I've been seeing fewer of them around too (USA)
User avatar #17 - dandlelion (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah people think clowns are creepy, so McDonalds have been phrasing him out of commercials and stores for the last decade.
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (06/20/2014) [-]
people have thought clowns are creepy for decades though
#23 - i thought dad was the most common first word because it's easi…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Baby's first words 0
User avatar #25 - Awesomecarrot (06/20/2014) [-]
Yeah I thought that was true as well.
#67 - He doesn't try banning unhealthy food, he tries to clean up sc… 06/20/2014 on (untitled) 0
#89 - They need black cat in the next film. And she better be the bi…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/20/2014 on Spider-Man 2 +1
User avatar #92 - doctorstein (06/20/2014) [-]
She was just like in the comics in the game my friend, you have no reason to fear.
User avatar #93 - Gandalfthewhite (06/20/2014) [-]
on ps2 graphics? nah fuck that
User avatar #94 - doctorstein (06/20/2014) [-]
Nah, man, I mean the Amazing Spiderman game. Where you fight Smythe to rescue the city with the help of Connors?
#90 - cleavage (06/20/2014) [-]
#86 - i know someone who got mugged and they just handed their phone…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Headlines Part 3 +1
User avatar #97 - imagnetsux (06/20/2014) [-]
"GIMME YOUR WALLET AND YOUR PHONE"
-takes one look-
"dude, you should start mugging people"
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
#1 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
happy birthday **********
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
#3 to #2 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (09/05/2012) [-]
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