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#30 - *Decades 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +1
#29 - He chose his aunt? Dumbass. I know she's basically his mother …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2016 on From Spider-Man/Deadpool #5 +1
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#47 - akkere (05/26/2016) [-]
What's even more fucked up about it is the fact it was something that kind of had to be decided by both Mary Jane and Peter Parker. Mary Jane chose for Aunt May to be resurrected because she wanted Peter Parker to be happy more than anything else, while Peter Parker barely hesitates to choose Aunt May over Mary Jane.
The whole pretense of Mephisto even WANTING their marriage be obliterated from reality is that it's supposed to be one of the few instances of an absolutely perfect love between two people, yet One More Day portrays it as something more one-sided than anything else.
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#33 - iamnuff (05/26/2016) [-]
He also sacrificed his and MJ's unborn babby.
#53 - anon (05/26/2016) [-]
Wait what baby wasn't unborn dude Mephisto was literally just showing him what their future child possibly was going to be and they gave that up as a final haha fuck you
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#34 - Gandalfthewhite (05/26/2016) [-]
Now that's just even more retarded. His fictional stupid decision has actually made me a little angry
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#30 - Gandalfthewhite (05/26/2016) [-]
#15 - Nah son. Curry club is an offer at weather spoons where you ca… 05/26/2016 on Cheeky Nandos? +1
#18 - I had forgotten about those 2 factors, how silly of me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2016 on Joseph is a low-key cuck +1
#20 - accountforstripey (05/26/2016) [-]
just for the next time you forget
#15 - Wouldn't she have been 'better off' in life if she was a direc…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2016 on Joseph is a low-key cuck 0
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#17 - vorarephilia (05/26/2016) [-]
Revolution? not really

Roman occupation and Alexander the Great kinda shook the region up enough that the royal bloodline was starting to become rather dilute.
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#18 - Gandalfthewhite (05/26/2016) [-]
I had forgotten about those 2 factors, how silly of me
#20 - accountforstripey (05/26/2016) [-]
just for the next time you forget
#29 - *Ding* 05/25/2016 on A factory is no place for... +4
#21 - Martial arts are in every culture where warfare and conflict arises  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on /pol/ discusses white culture +10
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#23 - leonhardt (05/25/2016) [-]
*bows to artillery commander*
#91 - What kind of arguments have you been getting into recently to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2016 on markus 0
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#97 - leonhardt (05/25/2016) [-]
The Gregory Elliot case in Canada last year.
Dude disagreed with a feminist on Twitter over that Anita Sarkeesian punching game.
She was so terrified by his dissenting opinion that she tried to have him arrested and sent to fucking jail. In a testament to how truly retarded the Canadian legal system is, he was arrested, and banned from using a computer for several months while he was under investigation. He lost his job, and had to pay thousands of dollars in legal fees.

The courts thankfully ended up seeing the side of reason, and threw out his case when it turns out that the feminist retard deleted all her tweets from the exchange to cover her ass for saying shit back to him.

But now he's out thousands of dollars, and his reputation is permanently tarred because he dared to share another point of view with a retarded feminist on Twitter.
#29 - i don't think the characters were fully gay though so they wer… 05/24/2016 on 34 Showing the effects of... 0
#31 - I was just wondering that, i hope it isn't more than twice a day 05/24/2016 on Sasha Grey goes deep +1