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#40 - so did he ever use his sword?  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History 0
User avatar #41 - darkeyedangel (05/13/2014) [-]
maybye
User avatar #45 - darkeyedangel (05/13/2014) [-]
it mightve been like abayonet
User avatar #249 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/14/2014) [-]
It might have been a potato.
#70 - kitachiz (05/13/2014) [-]
on his longbow
#141 - i'm still pissed off that you don't get any reward for the end… 05/13/2014 on Dark arisen you cont +3
#38 - how did he not get shot charging people with a damn sword?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/13/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History 0
User avatar #39 - darkeyedangel (05/13/2014) [-]
that is what the longbow is for
User avatar #40 - Gandalfthewhite (05/13/2014) [-]
so did he ever use his sword?
User avatar #41 - darkeyedangel (05/13/2014) [-]
maybye
User avatar #45 - darkeyedangel (05/13/2014) [-]
it mightve been like abayonet
User avatar #249 - TATTYBOJANGLES (05/14/2014) [-]
It might have been a potato.
#70 - kitachiz (05/13/2014) [-]
on his longbow
#37 - pizza is perfectly fine without sauce, though it is nice to di… 05/13/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History 0
#36 - ***** now's not the time for this **** 05/13/2014 on KAFacts: Strange History +1
#216 - Jamie is in the Kingsguard, he can't and doesn't choose jamie 05/13/2014 on Last night's GoT episode... +1
#53 - why even bother trying to place it back on? that's just a big … 05/12/2014 on What a joke 0
#38 - what kind of ****** up nightmare version of the j…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2014 on What a joke +3
User avatar #42 - thrashtilldeath (05/12/2014) [-]
New 52
#41 - crazyllamax (05/12/2014) [-]
He recently had his face removed, so the canon Joker right now looks like this.
User avatar #53 - Gandalfthewhite (05/12/2014) [-]
why even bother trying to place it back on? that's just a big mess of ugliness
User avatar #46 - imadps (05/12/2014) [-]
Canon meaning out of all the branches and multiverses, that's the main one? I haven't read an issue, so forgive my ignorance.
#51 - swiftshadow (05/12/2014) [-]
sort of. Canon basically means takes place in the events of the story universe. alternate realities still have canons though. For example Earth 2 is an ongoing series taking place in another dimension. If they did a story that wasn't part of the Earth 2 comic but took place in the Earth 2 universe, for example in the future, the past or somewhere else on the planet not yet displayed, and then Earth 2 used the events of this story in it's story it would be considered canon to this universe.
#83 - lol wut, the irish still hold grudges for **** like that  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Slavery -2
User avatar #143 - MrDeadiron (05/12/2014) [-]
Do you really not see the irony in that statement?
#54 - oh sorry i was referring to my people, the British  [+] (5 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Slavery 0
#90 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
oh so because i'm British I am immediately at fault for whatever people of the same nationality did way before I was even born. yeah I didn't think so.
User avatar #71 - economic (05/12/2014) [-]
The Irish took English slaves years ago and vice versa.
As an Irish man i have to tell you to get the fuck over it and stop being a bitch.
User avatar #83 - Gandalfthewhite (05/12/2014) [-]
lol wut, the irish still hold grudges for shit like that
User avatar #143 - MrDeadiron (05/12/2014) [-]
Do you really not see the irony in that statement?
#62 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Everyone who took part in the is dead you tosspot. I won't be punished for the sins of my forefathers for the sake of looking apologetic and empathetic.
#49 - that was only just over a million over hundreds of years. we t…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Slavery -2
User avatar #141 - MrDeadiron (05/12/2014) [-]
What do you mean "we"? Also you do know that the vast majority of slaves were purchased from other African tribes that captured them after warring with each other.
#63 - swiftarrow (05/12/2014) [-]
Just because "we" took more, does that mean it's worse?
Is someone who kills 3 people in a random shooting over the course of 3 days, worse then someone who kills 5 people in 2 days?

User avatar #50 - wthree (05/12/2014) [-]
We? Europeans? White people? Men? Humans in general?
User avatar #54 - Gandalfthewhite (05/12/2014) [-]
oh sorry i was referring to my people, the British
#90 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
oh so because i'm British I am immediately at fault for whatever people of the same nationality did way before I was even born. yeah I didn't think so.
User avatar #71 - economic (05/12/2014) [-]
The Irish took English slaves years ago and vice versa.
As an Irish man i have to tell you to get the fuck over it and stop being a bitch.
User avatar #83 - Gandalfthewhite (05/12/2014) [-]
lol wut, the irish still hold grudges for shit like that
User avatar #143 - MrDeadiron (05/12/2014) [-]
Do you really not see the irony in that statement?
#62 - anonymous (05/12/2014) [-]
Everyone who took part in the is dead you tosspot. I won't be punished for the sins of my forefathers for the sake of looking apologetic and empathetic.
#193 - Michael Bay you ******* ******* . You… 05/12/2014 on KAFacts: Actors +3
#65 - and they're carnivores but refuse to eat meat by having some b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2014 on Agent Smith from the Matrix... 0
User avatar #66 - thechosentroll (05/12/2014) [-]
They. Want. To. DIE!
#63 - i've noticed that we desperately try to preserve the panda yet…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2014 on Agent Smith from the Matrix... 0
User avatar #64 - thechosentroll (05/12/2014) [-]
I still say it's not our fault. Those fuckers refuse to breed even when you show them panda porn. Plus, they give birth to more than one baby panda, but can only support one, so it just fucking dies, while the other dies for no apparent reason in a month or two if not put in constant care. Also, the mothers nearly crush their cubs by accident all the time. These creatures are desperately trying to die.
User avatar #65 - Gandalfthewhite (05/12/2014) [-]
and they're carnivores but refuse to eat meat by having some bamboo instead
User avatar #66 - thechosentroll (05/12/2014) [-]
They. Want. To. DIE!
#37 - who the **** is budai?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Carving Buddha 0
User avatar #40 - mads (05/11/2014) [-]
Buddha is an early Hindu god who is the founder of Buddhism. Budai is a Chinese/east asian god and is known as laughing Buddha. He is usually identified with or seen as an incarnation of Maitreya, the future Buddha.
I guess Budai is a later incarnation of Gautama Buddha
#54 - fappingniggers (05/12/2014) [-]
You are right, kind of. But I have to throw a few things in. Buddhism is a Godless religion, we, as followers of Buddha, are meant to understand the Five Nobel Truths, Five Skandhas, and the Eightfold Path. Buddha is just a figure, yes, he was the founder of Buddhism, but he was not a God. His real name was Siddhartha Gautama, an Eastern prince that ran away from home at a young age. Hopefully I shed a little bit of light on the subject, you can look more into that if you want
User avatar #70 - chiopet (05/12/2014) [-]
-fappingniggers
User avatar #76 - fappingniggers (05/12/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #41 - mads (05/11/2014) [-]
basically Budai is A Buddha not THE Buddha
#35 - Can someone tell me why Buddha is sometimes portrayed as being…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Carving Buddha 0
#56 - abominationz (05/12/2014) [-]
Because he was a fatass Chinese cancer motherfucker
#36 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
That's a different guy, that's budai
User avatar #37 - Gandalfthewhite (05/11/2014) [-]
who the fuck is budai?
User avatar #40 - mads (05/11/2014) [-]
Buddha is an early Hindu god who is the founder of Buddhism. Budai is a Chinese/east asian god and is known as laughing Buddha. He is usually identified with or seen as an incarnation of Maitreya, the future Buddha.
I guess Budai is a later incarnation of Gautama Buddha
#54 - fappingniggers (05/12/2014) [-]
You are right, kind of. But I have to throw a few things in. Buddhism is a Godless religion, we, as followers of Buddha, are meant to understand the Five Nobel Truths, Five Skandhas, and the Eightfold Path. Buddha is just a figure, yes, he was the founder of Buddhism, but he was not a God. His real name was Siddhartha Gautama, an Eastern prince that ran away from home at a young age. Hopefully I shed a little bit of light on the subject, you can look more into that if you want
User avatar #70 - chiopet (05/12/2014) [-]
-fappingniggers
User avatar #76 - fappingniggers (05/12/2014) [-]
Yes?
User avatar #41 - mads (05/11/2014) [-]
basically Budai is A Buddha not THE Buddha
#46 - yeah i felt bad for them too, like you said they had nothing t…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Austria what are you doing +1
User avatar #51 - ttubkcid (05/11/2014) [-]
I don't think that her being there was the actual "fuck you" to Putin, but the fact that a lot of countries, even non-neighboring ones that don't usually vote for Austria, gave her 12 points
#38 - The Eurovision is basically a bunch of 'meh' performances wher… 05/11/2014 on Austria what are you doing 0
#37 - how did putin come into this? besides the booing of the russians  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Austria what are you doing 0
User avatar #40 - ttubkcid (05/11/2014) [-]
Putin passed some anti-LGBT laws and this is the rest of Europe passive-agressively telling him to go sit on a dick (the same thing Germany did with the rainbow tracksuits in the Sochi Olympics).
And I don't think they should have booed the girls, they had nothing to do with Putin's politics. And besides, it's really shitty to work so hard and to get in the Finals of the most important song competition in the entire continent just to be booed for something your country does.
User avatar #46 - Gandalfthewhite (05/11/2014) [-]
yeah i felt bad for them too, like you said they had nothing to do with their countries actions. However i don't see a transvestite competitor to have anything to do with Russia, she would have been there regardless since the Eurovision is just a big bag of crazy
User avatar #51 - ttubkcid (05/11/2014) [-]
I don't think that her being there was the actual "fuck you" to Putin, but the fact that a lot of countries, even non-neighboring ones that don't usually vote for Austria, gave her 12 points
#121 - Not when there's thousands with the same idea, people buy by n…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on There’s Art and there’s... 0
User avatar #124 - thewalruss (05/11/2014) [-]
You're right, and you're not right... watch the documentary "Exit through the gift shop". It was made by Banksy to make fun out of the modern art, it says exaclty what you're saying. Now, look at Bamksy's works, Miró's works, etc. and tell me that they don't deserve their fame.
#117 - it being oversold is the main problem. if thy sold paintings l…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on There’s Art and there’s... 0
#134 - guanyu (05/11/2014) [-]
Shit, the canvas costs more than that.
User avatar #120 - thewalruss (05/11/2014) [-]
Ok. Then paint something like that... it sounds like an easy way to be rich.
User avatar #121 - Gandalfthewhite (05/11/2014) [-]
Not when there's thousands with the same idea, people buy by name so some twat that everyone knows in the art community can do whatever and people will eat that shit up
User avatar #124 - thewalruss (05/11/2014) [-]
You're right, and you're not right... watch the documentary "Exit through the gift shop". It was made by Banksy to make fun out of the modern art, it says exaclty what you're saying. Now, look at Bamksy's works, Miró's works, etc. and tell me that they don't deserve their fame.
#182 - you sound like one of them puritan ministers who go around kil… 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut +4
#47 - there aren't many jobs that require you to be a cool person, d… 05/10/2014 on She is watching +2
#38 - the only film i've ever cried to was the scene in The Return o… 05/09/2014 on Alive is Alive 3 0
#57 - and you can't have the billions we keep funneling to you  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2014 on Politics 0
User avatar #58 - iloveburzum (05/09/2014) [-]
Its just a matter of politicians of both sides claiming one thing or the other.
We get the money, we give the money. We'll be worse off, we'll be better off.

I haven't found any source I consider trustworthy thats said anything useful on the matter.
So i'll be voting yes.
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#11 - thewitchking ONLINE (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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