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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:10/30/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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#28 - Would have been a good month to go Strasbourg 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 4 0
#27 - I remember learning about Sigurd in primary school, the moral … 07/06/2014 on Simple Fact Comp 4 0
#96 - Coming from a drinker i do have to say hanging out with intoxi… 07/06/2014 on As a young man who doesn't... 0
#94 - well you're judging them for drinking, you said yourself that …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2014 on As a young man who doesn't... 0
User avatar #95 - Tyranitar (07/06/2014) [-]
I didn't mean for it to come out like that. I mean that I don't like hanging out with people while they are drunk / trying to get drunk. If I'm with a friend and he wants to have a drink or two, I don't mind. I just wouldn't want to end up being a babysitter at the end of the night.
User avatar #96 - Gandalfthewhite (07/06/2014) [-]
Coming from a drinker i do have to say hanging out with intoxicated people when you aren't can be irritating
#64 - there was a show like that i think, and one in reverse so a bu… 07/06/2014 on cruel 0
#25 - true dat. Oh well unlucky  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Job interview today +6
User avatar #77 - lolzordz (07/06/2014) [-]
its not unlucky. Did she expect to never have to translate, even when the lawyer said its important? not unlucky
#23 - and that's a lot of time to forget it 07/05/2014 on Job interview today 0
#22 - well in fairness she got a job, even if did end it was still money  [+] (9 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Job interview today +6
User avatar #24 - iamtheballsack (07/05/2014) [-]
yea but her next employer is probably gonna call her previous employer and ask questions about her, which won't end well
User avatar #30 - nudybooty (07/06/2014) [-]
she doesn't have to include the law firm job on her resume
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/06/2014) [-]
Holes in your resume also generally raise red flags. Although its not uncommon for people to be unemployed or stretches of time in recent years. It is still frowned upon.
User avatar #72 - tsoper (07/06/2014) [-]
not uncommon?

so common?
#82 - rdobet (07/06/2014) [-]
There's a slight difference between saying "not uncommon" and common. Not uncommon implies that it isn't unheard of at all, but it can still be quite far from commonness.
User avatar #33 - iamtheballsack (07/06/2014) [-]
Law firms tend to find out who you worked for whether or not you put it on your resume
User avatar #34 - nudybooty (07/06/2014) [-]
sucks to be her
User avatar #25 - Gandalfthewhite (07/05/2014) [-]
true dat. Oh well unlucky
User avatar #77 - lolzordz (07/06/2014) [-]
its not unlucky. Did she expect to never have to translate, even when the lawyer said its important? not unlucky
#28 - however their aim is ridiculous, not as insane as the ones in …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2014 on Wasted +4
User avatar #32 - vatra (07/05/2014) [-]
To be fair, he doesn't really need to aim when he has the barrel pressed up against your chest.
#25 - imagine the **** pile your garden would be with t… 07/05/2014 on Mehe 0
#177 - we gave canada and australia their independence nicely, becaus… 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! 0
#171 - Still ******* owe us for that tea  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Happy 4th of July! +3
User avatar #242 - supersonicman (07/05/2014) [-]
XD I think we owe you more for Christmas. I's one thing to ruin your tea, it's another to murder you on Christmas.
#194 - brothergrimm (07/05/2014) [-]
We ain't payin' you for shit!
#150 - At least she had the sense to ask him to phone. Smart 07/05/2014 on (untitled) 0
#73 - you get a few attractive black chicks. I've only ever met one … 07/04/2014 on Anyone else out there? 0
#116 - The hurricane kit, why the **** are there two gun…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2014 on Just something I found... -1
User avatar #129 - romanlettuce (07/04/2014) [-]
Man, some of you guys are morons!!

During natural disasters violent and general crime rates SKY ROCKET and people arm up to protect their homes and businesses or just to evacuate without being taken advantage of by an armed assailant or thief.

Since you're completely ignorant about firearms I'll give you a secret: sometimes they malfunction. When this happens a well trained individual can use his backup firearm when the other is non-functioning or out of ammunition.
#227 - Comment deleted 07/04/2014 on The MV Blue Marlin 0
#261 - probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he d…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#257 - I've seen too many of his videos, never knew he was fat till h…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
User avatar #259 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him fat per-se...
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#248 - axes get lodged, you'd really and a mace/smaller warhammer sin…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords 0
#255 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
The best blade weapon for a zombie apocalypse?

Also, maces are actualy pretty small. At least smaller than they are made out to be. The head of a mace is rarely larger than a fist. Warhammers also have pretty small heads.
User avatar #257 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
I've seen too many of his videos, never knew he was fat till he did demo's
User avatar #259 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
I wouldn't call him fat per-se...
User avatar #261 - Gandalfthewhite (07/03/2014) [-]
probably the wrong word, thick around the waist maybe but he doesn't look it from the top half
User avatar #263 - eiaisqzbsesb (07/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I just think he has a bit of beer gut, but he is clearly pretty well trained. Not muscular, but... the best word I can come up with is the swedish "seg" which basicly means he looks like he can both take and dish out admirable punnishment.
#19 - i can imagine it would be rather tough 07/03/2014 on How to steak. 0
#18 - i've seen a lot of pretentious posts here before. This is in the top 3 07/03/2014 on How to steak. +1
#83 - slytherin are misunderstood 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! 0
#82 - Camelot would be boring as **** , just old ass Eng… 07/03/2014 on Take your pick,give a reason! 0
#163 - i have a slight feeling most of these would be impractical 07/03/2014 on Cool Swords +1
#19 - maybe the smaller mario is supposed to be baby mario  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2014 on She is about to get fucked up +1
User avatar #20 - crazyanimal (07/01/2014) [-]
Baby mario does not have a mustache
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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