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#47 - in fairness, they didn't look good in that particular scene wh… 04/04/2015 on test 0
#114 - I will never understand how scandinavians are allowed to be pr…  [+] (17 new replies) 04/04/2015 on Sweden Strong +6
User avatar #134 - malkovo (04/04/2015) [-]
because we fucked with the british just kidding, i have no clue
User avatar #138 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
Over here in England if you even say you're proud to be a saxon or anglo-saxon you'll be branded a nationalistic racist in seconds. (the whole W.A.S.P thing doesn't help though)
User avatar #141 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
IMO anyone can be proud of their cultural lineage, because mostly every old cultures had some good points, the vikings for example weren't just raiding, they also colonized and were on top of their sea-faring game. I guess the saxons had some good points too? I don't know much about them
User avatar #142 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
Saxons were somewhat like a precursor to the Vikings, they raided the British isles a lot around the time of Rome leaving and when they did they just invaded the fuck out of the place and took what is now modern England, then the Danes/Norse/Vikings came later and tried to do the same
User avatar #145 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
then people are wrong to say that people who are proud of being saxon is fuckheads, since saxons are one of the reasons England is the way it is today, Rome pulled out of England for many reasons, but i think the saxons and the keltic tribes were one of the reasons, weren't they?
User avatar #146 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
Rome had issues back home among a lot of other shit, the saxons at the time weren't really a problem for them. They were however a problem for the native Britons who were then full scale invaded and pushed back into wales and cornwall
User avatar #149 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
oh, well, I should brush up on history books, the education here in norway doesn't really cover much in the origins of nations other than our own, but i'm glad i learned something new though
User avatar #150 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
oh we don't learn about our origins over here either, for some reason we don't learn anything about England before Henry VIII
User avatar #151 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
it's a shame really, i think it's nice knowing where you come from and what your home country has achieved over the years
User avatar #152 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
well to be fair most of our history before that was us invading our neighbors or the holy lands so i guess they try to prevent kids thinking wars are cool. (even though kids will inevitable find it cool as fuck)
User avatar #153 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
exactly what i was thinking about the vikings and norse mythology, especially the religion, jesus fuck some of the tales are brutal
User avatar #155 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
i think every religion has some brutal tales. I mean shit people always say christianity's a pansy ass religion but their main story is about a dude getting whipped to shit, nailed to a post and left to hang there till he starves to death
User avatar #156 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
you are right on that, but there is something else with the religions that your ancestors followed, for me it feels like i'm more connected to it
User avatar #157 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
see because of the Saxons and Angles and a small %age of Jutes who took over England we shared the same religion as the norse and vikings for a couple of hundred hundred years till we was Christianized. a few spelling variations maybe like calling Odin Woden etc. It's why we have thursday (thors day) However i don't feel any connection to it
User avatar #158 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
i guess it's different for everyone then
#205 - Sylace (04/11/2015) [-]
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User avatar #204 - Sylace (04/11/2015) [-]
So.. Many.. Replies.
#35 - ...source? for science of course...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on stuff i found funny comp. 0
User avatar #36 - wanicochil (04/03/2015) [-]
The specific video I don't have, but I think you can just google "Frank wolf porn" and find it
#24 - I thought cat boy was then proved to actually be a catgirl and…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/02/2015 on stuff i found funny comp. 0
User avatar #28 - wanicochil (04/02/2015) [-]
I'm fairly sure I've seen porn of him

It was for science I swear
User avatar #35 - Gandalfthewhite (04/03/2015) [-]
...source? for science of course...
User avatar #36 - wanicochil (04/03/2015) [-]
The specific video I don't have, but I think you can just google "Frank wolf porn" and find it
#27 - Absolute Madman (04/02/2015) [-]
No it was proved he just edited. A lot.
#48 - jesus i have to get my white ass to south korea see me some … 04/02/2015 on Korean Talent 0
#94 - with the first one just because you can run faster than the sp…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/02/2015 on Superpower problems +2
User avatar #103 - anonymoose (04/02/2015) [-]
Gotta go fast, bro!
User avatar #100 - chuckbillrow (04/02/2015) [-]
you still need the power to enhance gravity so you don't go shooting off into space because you are traveling at much higher than orbital velocity and super heat resistance so you don't burn to a crisp from shock heating
#107 - angelusprimus (04/02/2015) [-]
Not super heat because you would burn everything around you, and at about 3/4 speed of light you'd ignite the atmosphere, you'd need immunity to friction.
#138 - Absolute Madman (04/02/2015) [-]
Speed force aura pls
#160 - prancingkid (04/02/2015) [-]
The speed force is in the same level of dumb as a mutagen giving you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. It's about as silly as saying that Superman is powered by the Sun but can fly at superluminal speeds. Not enough energy in to match the output.
#6 - there's a taco bell in Lakeside shopping centre in Essex, only… 03/31/2015 on Rebel 0
#35 - problem with a horror film for a date is if you **** yo… 03/31/2015 on Life hacks +1
#41 - That's a two hander version of Conan the barbarian's sword 03/23/2015 on What 0
#45 - we have too many slang words for the same thing. It's not unco… 03/23/2015 on Pudding 0
#68 - your stomach is full of highly acidic **** anyway so yo… 03/23/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +14
#11 - weren't they the singing girls from that Louis Theroux documen… 03/23/2015 on Drugs are bad mkay +1
#16 - isn't the renaissance included into the medieval period?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Medieval Reactions 2 -1
#18 - captainbalu (03/23/2015) [-]
No, renaissance starts when the middle ages end.
#48 - cut it longways down the middle so it spreads out better and t… 03/23/2015 on Ghetto College Solutions 0
#13 - I was more happier about Kate Upton being one of the people. B…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Jennifer Lawrence plays Box... +9
User avatar #49 - zayinzetaseven (03/23/2015) [-]
could you provide sauce? ive yet to see kates photos
#56 - the same reason the Romans didn't just make a tank or a harrier jet. 03/22/2015 on "Black people evolve too" +2
#26 - don't be that guy that hates on people that have preferences  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... +7
User avatar #28 - syfygeek (03/21/2015) [-]
lel, someone's salty

i bet you like barbie dolls too, faggot
#25 - oh shut the **** up 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... +5
#24 - as in you're anti British or you have a thing for them? And do…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... 0
User avatar #31 - ezombio (03/21/2015) [-]
I mean I'm British English , and all my family/heritage is too; I noticed that I thought the Oxford chick was the hottest.
I wondered if everyone found that their home country looked the best to them.
#44 - broorb (03/22/2015) [-]
You probably identify the most with her, yeah. Like you're likely gonna have the most to talk about, communication wouldn't be a huge amount of effort, which would facillitate the beginnings of a relationship and/or immediate seduction (ergo babymaking). Makes sense to be most attracted to the 'easiest' option, no?
#13 - one problem, because of the bacon's toughness it will crush to…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Bacon Taco -1
User avatar #15 - yunoknow (03/21/2015) [-]
soft-shelled tacos. tacos were supposed to be soft shelled anyways.
User avatar #14 - warioteam (03/21/2015) [-]
step 1: be mexican
step 2: no habla ingl├ęs
#21 - Personally the only bad thing i see about the new films is Ana…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on when Nephew Says "Star Wars... 0
User avatar #24 - yunoknow (03/20/2015) [-]
The three prequels had really poor pacing, but otherwise the plot is actually more intricate than the original trilogy. If you felt that Anakin's character growth is awkward, you might want to check out The Clone Wars animated series. It builds in a lot of the gap in between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, fleshes out a lot of side characters, and adequately explains Anakin's fall from grace. It's a bit childish at times, but then Star Wars was supposed to be geared towards children anyways.
User avatar #76 - kuchikirukia (03/20/2015) [-]
>plot was intricate
The problem was the plot was a fucking mess. "Intricate" is only good if it hangs together. The prequels failed to set the motivations of the antagonists so nothing could ever be derived from that -- they acted at random for no reason but, "George Lucas needed something for the protagonists to react to here." And time after time after time characters went totally brain-dead along with the narrative.

"You form a symbiotic relationship with the Naboo."
The Gungans live under a lake on the opposite side of the planet and you didn't even know they existed until you stumbled on Jar Jar, and this is enough for them to assemble an army, march them to the other side of the planet, and go to war?

"Oh, millions of lives are at stake and you need the part for your ship? Well, I don't take your money so the only way you're going to get it is if you somehow get me to agree to some wager on pod racing."
They're representatives of the government. You just commandeer the damn part. Lucas doesn't even plausibly set up, "Jedi morality doesn't allow this," because Qui-Gon cheats on the dice roll to get us to the pod racing!

It's like Lucas thought we wanted more Star Wars so bad that we'd accept anything just because it's "Lucas canon." When fans didn't line up to suck his cock he was pissy and dismissive and gave us II. It finally got through that he was writing shit, but instead of fixing it and giving us something good, he gave us a "Fuck you," with III. "Oh, you don't want kid's crap? Well fine, I'll just throw some shit together and flip a switch halfway through to dark and edgy. Suck on that." Thanks for ruining Star Wars you fat fuck.
User avatar #116 - yunoknow (03/20/2015) [-]
Just because the Jedi didn't know of the Gungans doesn't mean the humans of Naboo have never made any contact.

It's freaking Tatooine. "Hi, we have some top secret information about the resurgence of one of the most dangerous organizations in the galaxy, give us what we need so we can get out." Does that not sound ridiculous to you?

The prequels are a complete parallel to the original trilogy. Everything Anakin did just showed how he was absolutely more talented than Luke was. There was actual treachery involved when Palpatine moved pieces around so the Sith could finally make a comeback. In the originals they were just the typical empire of baddies with no goal whatsoever.' 'Oh let's just build planets that can blow up other planets. Shit, they took down our first one, gotta build more.'

Do you see how annoying you sound now? You can literally rip apart any well constructed movie by whining about every damn thing. Sit back and enjoy it with an open mind. Star Wars was always for younger audiences, the previous generation's decision to get all butthurt about being belittled shouldn't clash with 90's kids embracing the prequels as part of our own childhood.
User avatar #127 - kuchikirukia (03/21/2015) [-]
"Instead of having any ideas or goals of our own, let's just do whatever this hooded hologram says!" Wow, what a fearsome organization. Damn, that Lucas really showed Palpatine was an evil mastermind by inventing an organization with empty leaders that was set up to do his bidding. Not once was anyone scared of the Trade Federation leaders -- they were bumbling fools. The Jedi were blind to the obvious ramifications because Lucas wrote them as blind and stupid, not because the story set up a web of deceit. It was an insult to the audience's intelligence.

My IQ is not that of an 8 year old. Yours seems to be.
#112 - ' ******* - heh. But yeah you're right, this ain't the m… 03/20/2015 on Good guy inmates +1
#110 - He was also high up in Brazillian Ju-Jitsu (don't remember his…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Good guy inmates +1
User avatar #111 - valygomu (03/20/2015) [-]
Well against 20 horny motherfucker you can be a master in BJJ your still fucked
User avatar #112 - Gandalfthewhite (03/20/2015) [-]
'fucked' - heh. But yeah you're right, this ain't the matrix. It's a Brazilian prison full of nutters
#27 - And then something pink comes though the hole... 03/20/2015 on Constipation Ad +6
#52 - That's if you just want to kill someone for the sake of it, wh… 03/20/2015 on Make sure it's leather gloves +1


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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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