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|#47 - in fairness, they didn't look good in that particular scene wh…||04/04/2015 on test||0|
|#114 - I will never understand how scandinavians are allowed to be pr… [+] (17 new replies)||04/04/2015 on Sweden Strong||+6|
#141 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
IMO anyone can be proud of their cultural lineage, because mostly every old cultures had some good points, the vikings for example weren't just raiding, they also colonized and were on top of their sea-faring game. I guess the saxons had some good points too? I don't know much about them
#142 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
Saxons were somewhat like a precursor to the Vikings, they raided the British isles a lot around the time of Rome leaving and when they did they just invaded the fuck out of the place and took what is now modern England, then the Danes/Norse/Vikings came later and tried to do the same
#145 - malkovo (04/05/2015) [-]
then people are wrong to say that people who are proud of being saxon is fuckheads, since saxons are one of the reasons England is the way it is today, Rome pulled out of England for many reasons, but i think the saxons and the keltic tribes were one of the reasons, weren't they?
#157 - Gandalfthewhite (04/05/2015) [-]
see because of the Saxons and Angles and a small %age of Jutes who took over England we shared the same religion as the norse and vikings for a couple of hundred hundred years till we was Christianized. a few spelling variations maybe like calling Odin Woden etc. It's why we have thursday (thors day) However i don't feel any connection to it
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#27 - Absolute Madman (04/02/2015) [-]
No it was proved he just edited. A lot.
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#138 - Absolute Madman (04/02/2015) [-]
Speed force aura pls
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#44 - broorb (03/22/2015) [-]
You probably identify the most with her, yeah. Like you're likely gonna have the most to talk about, communication wouldn't be a huge amount of effort, which would facillitate the beginnings of a relationship and/or immediate seduction (ergo babymaking). Makes sense to be most attracted to the 'easiest' option, no?
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#24 - yunoknow (03/20/2015) [-]
The three prequels had really poor pacing, but otherwise the plot is actually more intricate than the original trilogy. If you felt that Anakin's character growth is awkward, you might want to check out The Clone Wars animated series. It builds in a lot of the gap in between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, fleshes out a lot of side characters, and adequately explains Anakin's fall from grace. It's a bit childish at times, but then Star Wars was supposed to be geared towards children anyways.
#76 - kuchikirukia (03/20/2015) [-]
>plot was intricate
The problem was the plot was a fucking mess. "Intricate" is only good if it hangs together. The prequels failed to set the motivations of the antagonists so nothing could ever be derived from that -- they acted at random for no reason but, "George Lucas needed something for the protagonists to react to here." And time after time after time characters went totally brain-dead along with the narrative.
"You form a symbiotic relationship with the Naboo."
The Gungans live under a lake on the opposite side of the planet and you didn't even know they existed until you stumbled on Jar Jar, and this is enough for them to assemble an army, march them to the other side of the planet, and go to war?
"Oh, millions of lives are at stake and you need the part for your ship? Well, I don't take your money so the only way you're going to get it is if you somehow get me to agree to some wager on pod racing."
They're representatives of the government. You just commandeer the damn part. Lucas doesn't even plausibly set up, "Jedi morality doesn't allow this," because Qui-Gon cheats on the dice roll to get us to the pod racing!
It's like Lucas thought we wanted more Star Wars so bad that we'd accept anything just because it's "Lucas canon." When fans didn't line up to suck his cock he was pissy and dismissive and gave us II. It finally got through that he was writing shit, but instead of fixing it and giving us something good, he gave us a "Fuck you," with III. "Oh, you don't want kid's crap? Well fine, I'll just throw some shit together and flip a switch halfway through to dark and edgy. Suck on that." Thanks for ruining Star Wars you fat fuck.
#116 - yunoknow (03/20/2015) [-]
Just because the Jedi didn't know of the Gungans doesn't mean the humans of Naboo have never made any contact.
It's freaking Tatooine. "Hi, we have some top secret information about the resurgence of one of the most dangerous organizations in the galaxy, give us what we need so we can get out." Does that not sound ridiculous to you?
The prequels are a complete parallel to the original trilogy. Everything Anakin did just showed how he was absolutely more talented than Luke was. There was actual treachery involved when Palpatine moved pieces around so the Sith could finally make a comeback. In the originals they were just the typical empire of baddies with no goal whatsoever.' 'Oh let's just build planets that can blow up other planets. Shit, they took down our first one, gotta build more.'
Do you see how annoying you sound now? You can literally rip apart any well constructed movie by whining about every damn thing. Sit back and enjoy it with an open mind. Star Wars was always for younger audiences, the previous generation's decision to get all butthurt about being belittled shouldn't clash with 90's kids embracing the prequels as part of our own childhood.
#127 - kuchikirukia (03/21/2015) [-]
"Instead of having any ideas or goals of our own, let's just do whatever this hooded hologram says!" Wow, what a fearsome organization. Damn, that Lucas really showed Palpatine was an evil mastermind by inventing an organization with empty leaders that was set up to do his bidding. Not once was anyone scared of the Trade Federation leaders -- they were bumbling fools. The Jedi were blind to the obvious ramifications because Lucas wrote them as blind and stupid, not because the story set up a web of deceit. It was an insult to the audience's intelligence.
My IQ is not that of an 8 year old. Yours seems to be.
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