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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
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#28 - if you can't lift them or support them on your back for more t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on No fat chicks -9
User avatar #93 - waifutaku (03/10/2014) [-]
Perhaps you aren't strong enough to hold them for at least 5 minutes?
User avatar #148 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
then either she's of a larger frame or you're of a smaller frame
#84 - Well Russia these day's aren't exactly the same as the soviet …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on (untitled) +1
#90 - alimais (03/09/2014) [-]
"Hey Germany, give us some money, remember Holocaust"
User avatar #94 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
I don't exactly agree with that either
#95 - alimais (03/09/2014) [-]
That was to underline your comment
#44 - i remember the story connected to that picture, the guy as a p… 03/09/2014 on Badass 0
#43 - it looks rather short though 03/09/2014 on Badass 0
#100 - If he's just eaten a Habenero pepper giving head would be the … 03/09/2014 on Say no 0
#248 - then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you M…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#342 - no, you can have a passion about tennis but it doesn't mean yo…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Types of Metalheads at... -1
User avatar #352 - anonymoose (03/10/2014) [-]
If you're passionate about a tv series, you might buy merchandise about the tv series.
If you're passionate about a book series, you might buy merchandise about the book series
If you're passionate about music, you might buy merchandise about the music.
User avatar #355 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
yeah and? i might have band merch or film merch like posters, but yet again it doesn't mean i dress like harry potter because i really like the films
#357 - anonymoose (03/10/2014) [-]
And I don't go out dressed like Eddie the Head. I do wear shirts with Eddie the head on it, the same as people wear Lady Gaga shirts, Tupac shirts, Arctic Monkeys shirts or any band shirts.

You're trying to draw false similarities, pretending that wearing an Iron Maiden shirt is the same as cosplaying.
#160 - And yet still to this day i wonder why people have to change t…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Types of Metalheads at... 0
User avatar #225 - anonymoose (03/09/2014) [-]
Is having passion about something bad now?
User avatar #342 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
no, you can have a passion about tennis but it doesn't mean you have to dress up like John McEnroe everyday
User avatar #352 - anonymoose (03/10/2014) [-]
If you're passionate about a tv series, you might buy merchandise about the tv series.
If you're passionate about a book series, you might buy merchandise about the book series
If you're passionate about music, you might buy merchandise about the music.
User avatar #355 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
yeah and? i might have band merch or film merch like posters, but yet again it doesn't mean i dress like harry potter because i really like the films
#357 - anonymoose (03/10/2014) [-]
And I don't go out dressed like Eddie the Head. I do wear shirts with Eddie the head on it, the same as people wear Lady Gaga shirts, Tupac shirts, Arctic Monkeys shirts or any band shirts.

You're trying to draw false similarities, pretending that wearing an Iron Maiden shirt is the same as cosplaying.
#246 - And what country is that?  [+] (4 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#244 - oh so you're from a crime free country then?  [+] (6 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #245 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
No but I'm in a country that's smart enough to know that banning weapons does nothing and instead focuses on the roots of crime
User avatar #246 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
And what country is that?
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#241 - at no point was i buthurt, you're getting far too overlywhelme…  [+] (8 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #242 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even in the states fag. Point is, the British are emasculated pussies who ban guns and knives because they're too fucked in the head to figure things out
User avatar #244 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
oh so you're from a crime free country then?
User avatar #245 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
No but I'm in a country that's smart enough to know that banning weapons does nothing and instead focuses on the roots of crime
User avatar #246 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
And what country is that?
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#235 - it's mostly the immigrants who get killed by the scummy Englis…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #236 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Remember those muslims who killed a British soldier in broad daylight? Yeah, you're wrong. Your country is bad and you should feel bad. Stop being so butthurt
User avatar #241 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
at no point was i buthurt, you're getting far too overlywhelmed about this considering you don't actually live here. and one isolated case like that is nothing compared to lynch mobs in the southern states so don't act like England is the only country that does shit like this
User avatar #242 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even in the states fag. Point is, the British are emasculated pussies who ban guns and knives because they're too fucked in the head to figure things out
User avatar #244 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
oh so you're from a crime free country then?
User avatar #245 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
No but I'm in a country that's smart enough to know that banning weapons does nothing and instead focuses on the roots of crime
User avatar #246 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
And what country is that?
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#230 - It's called crime prevention dumbass  [+] (12 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #231 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Crime prevention would be ridding your filthy country of all the immigrants who do nothing but kill. Taking away a means of an innocent person to defend themselves in stupid. Stay mad brit
User avatar #235 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
it's mostly the immigrants who get killed by the scummy English who can't be bothered to get a job. And your method doesn't prevent crime, it just fucks up the economy when all the workers get sent away
User avatar #236 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Remember those muslims who killed a British soldier in broad daylight? Yeah, you're wrong. Your country is bad and you should feel bad. Stop being so butthurt
User avatar #241 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
at no point was i buthurt, you're getting far too overlywhelmed about this considering you don't actually live here. and one isolated case like that is nothing compared to lynch mobs in the southern states so don't act like England is the only country that does shit like this
User avatar #242 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even in the states fag. Point is, the British are emasculated pussies who ban guns and knives because they're too fucked in the head to figure things out
User avatar #244 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
oh so you're from a crime free country then?
User avatar #245 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
No but I'm in a country that's smart enough to know that banning weapons does nothing and instead focuses on the roots of crime
User avatar #246 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
And what country is that?
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#223 - there's a ban on knives already if it's longer than 3 inches a…  [+] (14 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #227 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Hahahahha fuckin pussies
User avatar #230 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
It's called crime prevention dumbass
User avatar #231 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Crime prevention would be ridding your filthy country of all the immigrants who do nothing but kill. Taking away a means of an innocent person to defend themselves in stupid. Stay mad brit
User avatar #235 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
it's mostly the immigrants who get killed by the scummy English who can't be bothered to get a job. And your method doesn't prevent crime, it just fucks up the economy when all the workers get sent away
User avatar #236 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Remember those muslims who killed a British soldier in broad daylight? Yeah, you're wrong. Your country is bad and you should feel bad. Stop being so butthurt
User avatar #241 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
at no point was i buthurt, you're getting far too overlywhelmed about this considering you don't actually live here. and one isolated case like that is nothing compared to lynch mobs in the southern states so don't act like England is the only country that does shit like this
User avatar #242 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even in the states fag. Point is, the British are emasculated pussies who ban guns and knives because they're too fucked in the head to figure things out
User avatar #244 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
oh so you're from a crime free country then?
User avatar #245 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
No but I'm in a country that's smart enough to know that banning weapons does nothing and instead focuses on the roots of crime
User avatar #246 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
And what country is that?
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#220 - ohhh temper temper, sounds like someone's feeling a bit emascu…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Let the battle begin 0
User avatar #221 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm just saying. Also, aren't people calling for a ban on long knives in your country? Kind of sad
User avatar #223 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
there's a ban on knives already if it's longer than 3 inches and ridged.
User avatar #227 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Hahahahha fuckin pussies
User avatar #230 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
It's called crime prevention dumbass
User avatar #231 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Crime prevention would be ridding your filthy country of all the immigrants who do nothing but kill. Taking away a means of an innocent person to defend themselves in stupid. Stay mad brit
User avatar #235 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
it's mostly the immigrants who get killed by the scummy English who can't be bothered to get a job. And your method doesn't prevent crime, it just fucks up the economy when all the workers get sent away
User avatar #236 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Remember those muslims who killed a British soldier in broad daylight? Yeah, you're wrong. Your country is bad and you should feel bad. Stop being so butthurt
User avatar #241 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
at no point was i buthurt, you're getting far too overlywhelmed about this considering you don't actually live here. and one isolated case like that is nothing compared to lynch mobs in the southern states so don't act like England is the only country that does shit like this
User avatar #242 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even in the states fag. Point is, the British are emasculated pussies who ban guns and knives because they're too fucked in the head to figure things out
User avatar #244 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
oh so you're from a crime free country then?
User avatar #245 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
No but I'm in a country that's smart enough to know that banning weapons does nothing and instead focuses on the roots of crime
User avatar #246 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
And what country is that?
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#36 - yeah but it'd be like half the cartoon porn **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/08/2014 on Can it? 0
#49 - anonymous (03/08/2014) [-]
respect Julius zimmermans work
#79 - what's really sad is that in our lifetime they will all be dead 03/08/2014 on Seriously, it's time to... 0
#164 - we stab eachother up close like men  [+] (18 new replies) 03/08/2014 on Let the battle begin +5
User avatar #210 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Too bad none of you emasculated fucks count as men
User avatar #220 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
ohhh temper temper, sounds like someone's feeling a bit emasculated themselves
User avatar #221 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm just saying. Also, aren't people calling for a ban on long knives in your country? Kind of sad
User avatar #223 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
there's a ban on knives already if it's longer than 3 inches and ridged.
User avatar #227 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Hahahahha fuckin pussies
User avatar #230 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
It's called crime prevention dumbass
User avatar #231 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Crime prevention would be ridding your filthy country of all the immigrants who do nothing but kill. Taking away a means of an innocent person to defend themselves in stupid. Stay mad brit
User avatar #235 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
it's mostly the immigrants who get killed by the scummy English who can't be bothered to get a job. And your method doesn't prevent crime, it just fucks up the economy when all the workers get sent away
User avatar #236 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
Remember those muslims who killed a British soldier in broad daylight? Yeah, you're wrong. Your country is bad and you should feel bad. Stop being so butthurt
User avatar #241 - Gandalfthewhite (03/08/2014) [-]
at no point was i buthurt, you're getting far too overlywhelmed about this considering you don't actually live here. and one isolated case like that is nothing compared to lynch mobs in the southern states so don't act like England is the only country that does shit like this
User avatar #242 - teoberry (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not even in the states fag. Point is, the British are emasculated pussies who ban guns and knives because they're too fucked in the head to figure things out
User avatar #244 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
oh so you're from a crime free country then?
User avatar #245 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
No but I'm in a country that's smart enough to know that banning weapons does nothing and instead focuses on the roots of crime
User avatar #246 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
And what country is that?
User avatar #247 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Canada. We do have stricter guns laws but those are changing
User avatar #248 - Gandalfthewhite (03/09/2014) [-]
then why are you so damn aggressive about Britain? We're you Motherland god damn it
User avatar #249 - teoberry (03/09/2014) [-]
Not anymore you fucking idiots.
User avatar #251 - Gandalfthewhite (03/10/2014) [-]
Just because you move out of your parents house doesn't mean they aren't your parents anymore
#29 - well considering that there was a space of about 50 years from… 03/08/2014 on Fuck my life 0
#205 - dude they were doing the 's' thing around mid 2000's, that's n… 03/07/2014 on (untitled) 0
#202 - the 90's wasn't even that god damn good. It was a *****…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on (untitled) +1
User avatar #403 - tkfourtwoone (03/07/2014) [-]
"the 90's wasn't even that god damn good. It was a fucking boring ass decade where fuck all happened"

Yet ironically most of the Internet worships RDJ... for starring in Iron Man. Ain't that some shit.
#40 - for batman, yes. For comedy tv it was alright 03/07/2014 on the best detective +1
#420 - well the one on the right looks like she might have an A-Ok as… 03/07/2014 on Oh, the Genetic Lotto... 0
#419 - she'd probably **** them too  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on Oh, the Genetic Lotto... +4
User avatar #438 - fagnut (03/07/2014) [-]
I would pay to see all 3 of them fuck fo sho
#710 - so the same as the uk then? 03/07/2014 on Uni +1
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#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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