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Gandalfthewhite

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Gender: male
Age: 114
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:4/17/2015
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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latest user's comments

#41 - yes 02/04/2015 on Overreacting +40
#26 - i don't want to google it, and i cba also so can you just brie… 02/04/2015 on Disney didn't tell me this 0
#25 - i thought the red hot shoes was from snow white? 02/04/2015 on Disney didn't tell me this 0
#11 - that dog just don't give a ****  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Land dog +13
User avatar #23 - azinfriit (02/05/2015) [-]
Yeah, that dog acts very cat-like.
#331 - it's like 22:40 here in England 02/04/2015 on Hello night crew 0
#77 - May you forever walk in the light of Christ. 02/04/2015 on and I beat my meat +2
#60 - It's decent, main character's Dad Atticus is a G, he talks dow… 02/04/2015 on To Kill a Mockingbird... 0
#152 - some just get ****** , Ol' Sasha's a completely differen…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Sasha Grey +2
User avatar #158 - timbittwo (02/04/2015) [-]
anal fisting is great.
#46 - well then they should have made it far worse, but theyn they r…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2015 on Avatar Stuff +1
#89 - anonymous (02/04/2015) [-]
I'm not sure making that big of a splash would have been a good idea. Making Korrasami canon in the finale already caused enough of a shitstorm thrice over.
#104 - i recognize that she is an attractive person, i can't however …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/04/2015 on Sasha Grey +12
User avatar #133 - joshlol (02/04/2015) [-]
pornstars are fucking disgusting
User avatar #152 - Gandalfthewhite (02/04/2015) [-]
some just get fucked, Ol' Sasha's a completely different ball game. Like there was this one pornstar called Adrianna Cheklik or something like that, used to think she was really hot till one day i see her and some other bitch anal fisting eachother. Can't look at her in the same way now
User avatar #158 - timbittwo (02/04/2015) [-]
anal fisting is great.
#132 - Have some pride in your nation man! 02/03/2015 on 'Ingland Comp: We're shit... 0
#131 - Personally i think it's something to do with the **** w… 02/03/2015 on 'Ingland Comp: We're shit... 0
#128 - that's why we went and took other peoples land 02/03/2015 on 'Ingland Comp: We're shit... +1
#127 - *thousands 02/03/2015 on 'Ingland Comp: We're shit... 0
#25 - i'd walk right up to that, take in a big whiff and leave. 02/03/2015 on Pennies 0
#18 - their metabolism is so slow that they can sometimes starve to … 02/03/2015 on Too much work. 0
#91 - that must be boring as **** just laying there unable to… 02/03/2015 on That Must Be Awkward +9
#48 - if i saw my best friend get shot i'd be pretty damn ******… 02/02/2015 on Breaking Bad Comp.: Jesse... 0
#19 - no, i didn't pick up anything gay between them they just seeme…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Breaking Bad Comp.: Jesse... 0
User avatar #21 - oneandonlynigger (02/02/2015) [-]
One of the only times that we actually see him react with extreme emotion in the entire show is when Max is killed. I don't know if maybe that was the moment that numbed Gus' empathy, but he certainly acted psychopathic in 'Box Cutter'. I guess I don't really feel one way or the other, but it is a very interesting theory. When asked about it, Vince Giligan said he would leave it 'open to interpretation'. Maybe I'll talk about it in my comp. about Gus.
User avatar #48 - Gandalfthewhite (02/02/2015) [-]
if i saw my best friend get shot i'd be pretty damn fucked off too.
#15 - adele is fat and i challenge anyone to disagree  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on check your privilege +11
#27 - anonymous (02/02/2015) [-]
Adele is not fat. She is just allergic to big amounts of food, so she is actually suffering a severe allergic reaction.
#15 - As psyched as i am for 'better call saul' i do think a prequel…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2015 on Breaking Bad Comp.: Jesse... +1
User avatar #17 - oneandonlynigger (02/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, he's really left shrouded in mystery for the entire series... I mean he came from Chile, and that's basically all we know. Think him his business partner were gay lovers? I do.
User avatar #19 - Gandalfthewhite (02/02/2015) [-]
no, i didn't pick up anything gay between them they just seemed like normal mates, what points that out for you? And it's slyly implied that he was a high up in the Chilean military. (Hector calls him the grand generalissimo and he had money/pull in chile to get his friend into college and all that)
User avatar #21 - oneandonlynigger (02/02/2015) [-]
One of the only times that we actually see him react with extreme emotion in the entire show is when Max is killed. I don't know if maybe that was the moment that numbed Gus' empathy, but he certainly acted psychopathic in 'Box Cutter'. I guess I don't really feel one way or the other, but it is a very interesting theory. When asked about it, Vince Giligan said he would leave it 'open to interpretation'. Maybe I'll talk about it in my comp. about Gus.
User avatar #48 - Gandalfthewhite (02/02/2015) [-]
if i saw my best friend get shot i'd be pretty damn fucked off too.
#34 - very good, except the mansion is somewhat based off of the sca… 02/02/2015 on GTA Facts 0
#54 - Punch in the face then, unless guys have face abs that women d…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/02/2015 on Equal Rights, Lefts, and... 0
#56 - nefarian (02/02/2015) [-]
I think punching power is enhanced by arm muscles
#99 - probably still very successful, like Canada, Australia and New… 02/02/2015 on Mark Twain 0
#49 - well aren't you a judgmental little asshole 02/01/2015 on I'm probably not wrong +7

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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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