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#42 - Don't read unless you've read the last book Aegon Targaryan  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2016 on GoT Comp +1
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#76 - thegamegestapo (06/03/2016) [-]
Aegon the Re-Conqueror
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#43 - banteringcat (06/02/2016) [-]
Oooh yeaaaah forgot about that character. It's been a while since I last read it :\ please don't die before releasing the last books George
#175 - That's a smaller job than i was thinking. When i hear small jo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2016 on Guy drops everything, quits... 0
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#189 - fuzzyballs (06/02/2016) [-]
here's a great idea
shut the fuck up
#155 - It's sometimes hard enough to have a small job when you're set…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2016 on Guy drops everything, quits... 0
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#163 - fuzzyballs (06/02/2016) [-]
that's not what I mean but okay
as if no restaurant would pay you to wash dishes for a night, you need to get out more
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#175 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2016) [-]
That's a smaller job than i was thinking. When i hear small job i think working as a cashier or something similar.
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#189 - fuzzyballs (06/02/2016) [-]
here's a great idea
shut the fuck up
#35 - Well tbf one reason the dragons died out is because of a bunch…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2016 on GoT Comp +6
#71 - thesovereigngrave (06/02/2016) [-]
Eh, only five dragons died in the Storming of the Dragonpit and none of them were anywhere near the size of the Black Dread. Plus even then they butchered thousands of the peasants anyway.
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#107 - Gandalfthewhite (06/03/2016) [-]
Yeah they killed 5 dragons but Danny only has 3, so they could pull it off at a huge human cost
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#54 - mrfinnt (06/02/2016) [-]
it was said in the show they made dragons to pets. so they grew smaller and smaller untill they were no threat anymore
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#58 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2016) [-]
aye the show doesn't go into it too much. In the Books there was a big civil war and during which most/half of the dragons were living in Kingslanding and some Septom rallied the people to go into the dragons den and kill as many as they can. This plus the actual fighting deaths in the war severely limited the dragon's numbers. They became 'pet like' later when the Targaryans tried to breed them more but they did this in captivity so never grew as a dragon should
#34 - No, us two and a lot of book fans hate her. And we're winning …  [+] (12 new replies) 06/02/2016 on GoT Comp +9
#47 - padrinobel (06/02/2016) [-]
She's just like overpowered.
That's what I don't like about her.
She has looks, this results in Mormon and the second sons.
She can withstand fire, results in the Dothraki army
She has dragons, results in the unsullied
I mean WTF
Oh and she's never fought her own battles, that's a negative in my book, women can be as fearsome as men if they want to
#56 - dameush (06/02/2016) [-]
she's a pretty shitty ruler though
#70 - bigjd (06/02/2016) [-]
she's currently like 15 0r 16 in the books. She's learning to rule as she goes, of course she sucks sometimes. It did get boring in mareen but the cliff hanger at the end of adwd gives me hope. I know the show kinda spoils where thats going but maybe something cool will happen if only in a slightly different way.
#116 - anon (06/29/2016) [-]
she is almost 18 in the books.
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#45 - HARTATTACK (06/02/2016) [-]
Thoughts on the Blackfyre theory? Supposedly an unedited chapter from Dance leaked once where Tyrion overhears Illyrio weighing the pros and cons of giving "It" to you know who. People theorized "it" was the sword Blackfyre and that you know who is actually the child of Illyrio and his Blackfyre bride, since only the female Blackfyre line survived.
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#57 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2016) [-]
I like it, i'll be happy if he turns out to be a Blackfyre or even the real Aegon. It means that Varys definitely isn't the noble cause fighter he likes to portray himself as. If Dorne supports him and Griff/Aegon/Golden Company take the Stormlands and shit's all popping off up north then i can see them taking kings landing and with the 'Baratheon' line out of the way then maybe High Garden will rally to their cause. I mean they were on the Targaryan side in the war
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#69 - HARTATTACK (06/02/2016) [-]
I actually kind of hope he is a Blackfyre. Considering how personally those who are supporting him are connected. Though the thought that Arriane would have to marry him to gain Dorne's support annoys me. If he was legit, his mother was a Martell and their fealty should come no strings attached. But if he's a Blackfyre, I'd love to get inside Jon Connington and Arriane's mind when they find out, or have Areo Hotah there when Doran finds out. Especially if they've already helped him win the throne.
#37 - ruped (06/02/2016) [-]
I think in the books it got more interesting since POSSIBLE MASSIVE SPOILER FOR A CHARACTER NOT YET IN THE SHOW BUT MIGHT NOT EVER GET ADDED ANYWAY appeared. I don't really see how they will add that character to the show at this point though.
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#39 - banteringcat (06/02/2016) [-]
Which character?
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#42 - Gandalfthewhite (06/02/2016) [-]
Don't read unless you've read the last book Aegon Targaryan
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#76 - thegamegestapo (06/03/2016) [-]
Aegon the Re-Conqueror
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#43 - banteringcat (06/02/2016) [-]
Oooh yeaaaah forgot about that character. It's been a while since I last read it :\ please don't die before releasing the last books George
#255 - That's the ****** that ate Captain Hook 06/01/2016 on Unusually big alligator... +2
#63 - Its not in the UK. My car has one only because of travelling t… 05/31/2016 on Russians are Prepared +1
#81 - I always heard that the lands beyond the wall were roughly the…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2016 on shipping 0
#82 - mrwalkerfour (05/27/2016) [-]
its as close as any, but this ones slightly mroeaccurate (left)

that idea, that beyond the wall is roughly cnada size, came from george rr martin, but he was reffering not only to the known and mapped part of the true north, but also the as of now unexplored lands of always winter, they are unexplored simply because thats basically the north pole, too cold and hostile an environment for any medieval explorers to get to.

so theres alot up there we havent seen yet in the books or show. (right)
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#83 - mrwalkerfour (05/27/2016) [-]
and they get the size first by the wall, which gives us a width from which to extrapolate, and then the length of the kings road, which gives us a length from which to also extrapolate.
#105 - Your dad did then. It's always the children that suffer 05/27/2016 on Last time I checked I... +2
#82 - I made that same mistake 05/27/2016 on Game Case dıfferences +3