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#34 - I had a guy who came round with a van full of games and DVD's …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2016 on Lame people 0
#37 - nsfwanon (06/05/2016) [-]
Holy shit, same! Well, kinda.

I had a guy in a van who'd come around with videos. I remember renting Ali G from him wayyyy back when. Shit was cash.
#64 - Wasn't the whole point of him being kicked out of heaven becau…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/05/2016 on Satan +2
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#106 - captainfuckitall (06/05/2016) [-]
In the Christian version, yes; but Satanists view it differently, that God created humans for worshiping him and Satan saw greater potential, and so gave them knowledge of good and evil so they could decide their own fate; making him a good guy.
#90 - anon (06/05/2016) [-]
Yes but they saw the lucifer meme
#54 - IDK it has some pretty rad & hardcore stories in there, ju… 06/05/2016 on Olfi Ninornetal Rupudext +2
#107 - Yeah they killed 5 dragons but Danny only has 3, so they could… 06/03/2016 on GoT Comp 0
#24 - I don't know why, but i have this strange feeling that the spa…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2016 on 420 Sparrow +9
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#57 - terafyde (06/03/2016) [-]
I think he wasn't corrupt at first, but as time has gone on he's realised exactly how much he can do.
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#48 - teltjeger (06/03/2016) [-]
He plays the game of thrones far too well to just be some honest religious leader. I'm getting some Petyr/Varys vibes from him. It's not impossible that he just want what he thinks is best for the people/faith, but the whole indoctrination, and isolation/borderline torture makes me really sceptical.

It's been a while since I read the books, but it is worth noting that on the steps outside the sept there were massive pyramids of the skulls of dead peasants from the war. Hence the armed militia. It's not really shown much in the show, but the countrysides were pillaged by all sides in addition to marauders, bandits etc. There's a reason why one of the books is called "A feast for crows" after all.
#23 - when he was like 19 to make that story even more badass 06/02/2016 on 420 Sparrow +1
#58 - aye the show doesn't go into it too much. In the Books there w… 06/02/2016 on GoT Comp +1
#57 - I like it, i'll be happy if he turns out to be a Blackfyre or …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2016 on GoT Comp 0
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#69 - HARTATTACK (06/02/2016) [-]
I actually kind of hope he is a Blackfyre. Considering how personally those who are supporting him are connected. Though the thought that Arriane would have to marry him to gain Dorne's support annoys me. If he was legit, his mother was a Martell and their fealty should come no strings attached. But if he's a Blackfyre, I'd love to get inside Jon Connington and Arriane's mind when they find out, or have Areo Hotah there when Doran finds out. Especially if they've already helped him win the throne.
#14 - I'd get a Caesar haircut and wear a toga to work. Might be a b…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2016 on Goth +16
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#20 - totallytito (06/02/2016) [-]
I'd do it if it didnt risk me losing a job.
Hell I'd do a lot of things.
#5 - I only started to watch it because i saw/heard there was a lar… 06/02/2016 on When you try to adopt... +7