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#6 - there's a taco bell in Lakeside shopping centre in Essex, only… 03/31/2015 on Rebel 0
#35 - problem with a horror film for a date is if you **** yo… 03/31/2015 on Life hacks +1
#41 - That's a two hander version of Conan the barbarian's sword 03/23/2015 on What 0
#45 - we have too many slang words for the same thing. It's not unco… 03/23/2015 on Pudding 0
#68 - your stomach is full of highly acidic **** anyway so yo… 03/23/2015 on Random Interesting Facts... +14
#11 - weren't they the singing girls from that Louis Theroux documen… 03/23/2015 on Drugs are bad mkay +1
#16 - isn't the renaissance included into the medieval period?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Medieval Reactions 2 -1
#18 - captainbalu (03/23/2015) [-]
No, renaissance starts when the middle ages end.
#48 - cut it longways down the middle so it spreads out better and t… 03/23/2015 on Ghetto College Solutions 0
#13 - I was more happier about Kate Upton being one of the people. B…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/23/2015 on Jennifer Lawrence plays Box... +9
User avatar #49 - zayinzetaseven (03/23/2015) [-]
could you provide sauce? ive yet to see kates photos
#56 - the same reason the Romans didn't just make a tank or a harrier jet. 03/22/2015 on "Black people evolve too" +2
#26 - don't be that guy that hates on people that have preferences  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... +7
User avatar #28 - syfygeek (03/21/2015) [-]
lel, someone's salty

i bet you like barbie dolls too, faggot
#25 - oh shut the **** up 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... +5
#24 - as in you're anti British or you have a thing for them? And do…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Beautiful Women From Around... 0
User avatar #31 - ezombio (03/21/2015) [-]
I mean I'm British English , and all my family/heritage is too; I noticed that I thought the Oxford chick was the hottest.
I wondered if everyone found that their home country looked the best to them.
#44 - broorb (03/22/2015) [-]
You probably identify the most with her, yeah. Like you're likely gonna have the most to talk about, communication wouldn't be a huge amount of effort, which would facillitate the beginnings of a relationship and/or immediate seduction (ergo babymaking). Makes sense to be most attracted to the 'easiest' option, no?
#13 - one problem, because of the bacon's toughness it will crush to…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/21/2015 on Bacon Taco -1
User avatar #15 - yunoknow (03/21/2015) [-]
soft-shelled tacos. tacos were supposed to be soft shelled anyways.
User avatar #14 - warioteam (03/21/2015) [-]
step 1: be mexican
step 2: no habla ingl├ęs
#21 - Personally the only bad thing i see about the new films is Ana…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on when Nephew Says "Star Wars... 0
User avatar #24 - yunoknow (03/20/2015) [-]
The three prequels had really poor pacing, but otherwise the plot is actually more intricate than the original trilogy. If you felt that Anakin's character growth is awkward, you might want to check out The Clone Wars animated series. It builds in a lot of the gap in between Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith, fleshes out a lot of side characters, and adequately explains Anakin's fall from grace. It's a bit childish at times, but then Star Wars was supposed to be geared towards children anyways.
User avatar #76 - kuchikirukia (03/20/2015) [-]
>plot was intricate
The problem was the plot was a fucking mess. "Intricate" is only good if it hangs together. The prequels failed to set the motivations of the antagonists so nothing could ever be derived from that -- they acted at random for no reason but, "George Lucas needed something for the protagonists to react to here." And time after time after time characters went totally brain-dead along with the narrative.

"You form a symbiotic relationship with the Naboo."
The Gungans live under a lake on the opposite side of the planet and you didn't even know they existed until you stumbled on Jar Jar, and this is enough for them to assemble an army, march them to the other side of the planet, and go to war?

"Oh, millions of lives are at stake and you need the part for your ship? Well, I don't take your money so the only way you're going to get it is if you somehow get me to agree to some wager on pod racing."
They're representatives of the government. You just commandeer the damn part. Lucas doesn't even plausibly set up, "Jedi morality doesn't allow this," because Qui-Gon cheats on the dice roll to get us to the pod racing!

It's like Lucas thought we wanted more Star Wars so bad that we'd accept anything just because it's "Lucas canon." When fans didn't line up to suck his cock he was pissy and dismissive and gave us II. It finally got through that he was writing shit, but instead of fixing it and giving us something good, he gave us a "Fuck you," with III. "Oh, you don't want kid's crap? Well fine, I'll just throw some shit together and flip a switch halfway through to dark and edgy. Suck on that." Thanks for ruining Star Wars you fat fuck.
User avatar #116 - yunoknow (03/20/2015) [-]
Just because the Jedi didn't know of the Gungans doesn't mean the humans of Naboo have never made any contact.

It's freaking Tatooine. "Hi, we have some top secret information about the resurgence of one of the most dangerous organizations in the galaxy, give us what we need so we can get out." Does that not sound ridiculous to you?

The prequels are a complete parallel to the original trilogy. Everything Anakin did just showed how he was absolutely more talented than Luke was. There was actual treachery involved when Palpatine moved pieces around so the Sith could finally make a comeback. In the originals they were just the typical empire of baddies with no goal whatsoever.' 'Oh let's just build planets that can blow up other planets. Shit, they took down our first one, gotta build more.'

Do you see how annoying you sound now? You can literally rip apart any well constructed movie by whining about every damn thing. Sit back and enjoy it with an open mind. Star Wars was always for younger audiences, the previous generation's decision to get all butthurt about being belittled shouldn't clash with 90's kids embracing the prequels as part of our own childhood.
User avatar #127 - kuchikirukia (03/21/2015) [-]
"Instead of having any ideas or goals of our own, let's just do whatever this hooded hologram says!" Wow, what a fearsome organization. Damn, that Lucas really showed Palpatine was an evil mastermind by inventing an organization with empty leaders that was set up to do his bidding. Not once was anyone scared of the Trade Federation leaders -- they were bumbling fools. The Jedi were blind to the obvious ramifications because Lucas wrote them as blind and stupid, not because the story set up a web of deceit. It was an insult to the audience's intelligence.

My IQ is not that of an 8 year old. Yours seems to be.
#112 - ' ******* - heh. But yeah you're right, this ain't the m… 03/20/2015 on Good guy inmates +1
#110 - He was also high up in Brazillian Ju-Jitsu (don't remember his…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Good guy inmates +1
User avatar #111 - valygomu (03/20/2015) [-]
Well against 20 horny motherfucker you can be a master in BJJ your still fucked
User avatar #112 - Gandalfthewhite (03/20/2015) [-]
'fucked' - heh. But yeah you're right, this ain't the matrix. It's a Brazilian prison full of nutters
#27 - And then something pink comes though the hole... 03/20/2015 on Constipation Ad +6
#52 - That's if you just want to kill someone for the sake of it, wh… 03/20/2015 on Make sure it's leather gloves +1
#107 - few things about this. 1. the kid was also his son/possibl…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Good guy inmates +4
User avatar #109 - valygomu (03/20/2015) [-]
Apologies, yeah I don't know what happened to him after but he survived,the thing that make it worst is that he also killed his stepson
User avatar #110 - Gandalfthewhite (03/20/2015) [-]
He was also high up in Brazillian Ju-Jitsu (don't remember his belt but he's a Dan i think). His wrestling skills didn't come in too handy then
User avatar #111 - valygomu (03/20/2015) [-]
Well against 20 horny motherfucker you can be a master in BJJ your still fucked
User avatar #112 - Gandalfthewhite (03/20/2015) [-]
'fucked' - heh. But yeah you're right, this ain't the matrix. It's a Brazilian prison full of nutters
#51 - that communist looked just like a modern day communist trying … 03/20/2015 on History photos and shit. 0
#26 - ^ this. I think it's just an American thing to get teeth white…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/20/2015 on Murica +1
User avatar #27 - keatontheghostfox (03/20/2015) [-]
Americans are borderline obsessed with perfect teeth. So it's a stereotype over here that British people have crooked teeth.
#32 - xxmemosxx (03/20/2015) [-]
In all fairness, it's not wrong. Slight crookedness and discolouration but healthy. It adds character/personality or some bullshit

To be honest if one of my friends came by with a smile as white and perfect as in the pic, he'd probably get ripped on. No one should have teeth that perfect... they look like dentures.
User avatar #36 - keatontheghostfox (03/20/2015) [-]
See in the US that's the norm or at least people try to look like that.
#25 - I'm always curious where the stereotypes of ugly women and bad…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2015 on Murica -2
#34 - kaimietis (03/20/2015) [-]
From reality? There are sure a lot of pretty women but for every pretty woman there are three ugly ones. People tend to have low standards - most of the guys will fuck anything that moves, so why bother and try to be pretty? That includes not giving a fuck about hygiene, nutrition and sports as well. 90% of ugly people can look good, they just choose not to.
#176 - personally i think 2 had a better story, i really felt sad for… 03/20/2015 on Assassin Motivation 0
#174 - Personally, i think Victorian London is the perfect setting ne… 03/20/2015 on Assassin Motivation 0


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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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