Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Gandalfthewhite    

Rank #2531 on Comments
Gandalfthewhite Avatar Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win
Offline
Send mail to Gandalfthewhite Block Gandalfthewhite Invite Gandalfthewhite to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 113
Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:7/12/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#2531
Highest Content Rank:#3552
Highest Comment Rank:#2239
Content Thumbs: 1063 total,  1243 ,  180
Comment Thumbs: 6029 total,  6975 ,  946
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 106 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 107 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 16% (16/100)
Level 257 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 258 Comments: Contaminated Win
Subscribers:1
Content Views:19012
Times Content Favorited:84 times
Total Comments Made:2699
FJ Points:7206
Favorite Tags: the (3)
dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

latest user's comments

#23 - they got booed off stage recently and had piss thrown at them.… 05/26/2014 on Macaulay and Ryan 0
#132 - that's what usually happens when you have liposuction, you los… 05/26/2014 on working out does not always... 0
#54 - i still don't get how they have any grip on their hooves to pu… 05/25/2014 on Goats 0
#13 - and then England used to own them, then they lost it, then the… 05/24/2014 on Am I right? +5
#12 - well actually the Canadians did help quite a bit. or at least …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2014 on Am I right? +1
User avatar #14 - reginleif (05/24/2014) [-]
The contribution of Canada and Australia always seems to be undervalued. We could learn a lesson in humility from them about not claiming to save France. :/

And yeah Canada and Australia both played major parts in the defense of Britain even before the US stepped in. Shitloads of RAF pilots were Aussies and Canucks.
#15 - ******* tumblr thinking they're all film studies …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/24/2014 on No Frapes! +50
User avatar #58 - coolcalx (05/24/2014) [-]
this is the most ironic use of the word "pretentious" I've ever seen.
#27 - anonymous (05/24/2014) [-]
fucking funnyjunk thinking that they can insult tumblr for the same shit that they do. pretentious wankers
User avatar #18 - thezilgath (05/24/2014) [-]
I agree, why read in so much into a fucking kids movie? Just watch and enjoy...
User avatar #25 - tittylovin (05/24/2014) [-]
Hey, fuck you. Pixar put in a hell of a lot of work on this movie.
Shit son, what do you think this is, Cars 2? Fuck no.
Brad Bird is GOAT, and so is this movie.
User avatar #19 - netzjager (05/24/2014) [-]
It doesn't take a film student to appreciate a kinda rounded out character. If the post was 3 paragraphs long, I'd agree fully that they are being wanna-be's and pretentious, but they are simply pointing out something they noticed and enjoyed with the movie in 3/4 sentences.
User avatar #28 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
While I think you have a point there, I'm pretty sure it was just a joke on superheros having capes for no reason, and how in practical they are.
That or pixar wanted an excuse to not have capes.
#9 - so when americans claim they saved france everyone gets mad sa…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Am I right? +2
User avatar #17 - biscuitsunited (05/24/2014) [-]
You see, the British have the perspective that if they'd pussied out like France that the continent would have been irreversibly lost, and they're not wrong.

One of the main reasons France gives us payment blowjobs is because we fought with them every step of the way, and when they fell we took in as many of their soldiers as we could and re-purposed them as either our own or as spies and agents. That, and contrary to popular american belief the Americans were not the only army to push the Germans out of France.
User avatar #78 - xxbandwagonxx (05/24/2014) [-]
"popular american belief"
No, you're just assuming.
#10 - reginleif (05/24/2014) [-]
Canada, duh. >.>
User avatar #12 - Gandalfthewhite (05/24/2014) [-]
well actually the Canadians did help quite a bit. or at least they landed on a beach, not exactly sure what else they did
User avatar #14 - reginleif (05/24/2014) [-]
The contribution of Canada and Australia always seems to be undervalued. We could learn a lesson in humility from them about not claiming to save France. :/

And yeah Canada and Australia both played major parts in the defense of Britain even before the US stepped in. Shitloads of RAF pilots were Aussies and Canucks.
#8 - the normans seem to like the english for ww2. although they're…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Am I right? +7
User avatar #11 - herecomesjohnny (05/24/2014) [-]
normands you mean? it's also not just ww2 but they share a lot of history. They used to own england at a point
User avatar #13 - Gandalfthewhite (05/24/2014) [-]
and then England used to own them, then they lost it, then they got it back again, then they lost it...what a brilliant history we share
#14 - "C'mere Chop!" 05/22/2014 on nom 0
#81 - i literally ate it in cheydinhall (however it's spelled) and r…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on How man quicksave +2
User avatar #89 - gdikodiak (05/22/2014) [-]
so much honor
#26 - block and bash, it's all you need to know 05/22/2014 on How man quicksave -2
#92 - the top girl has bigger thighs than the fat one 05/22/2014 on An important truth +2
#9 - look at the spelling and grammar from around 100-200 years ago…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/20/2014 on gramer 0
#22 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
0/10
lrn 2 type rite fgt
User avatar #11 - CaptainWaffles (05/20/2014) [-]
That's because of a drop in education quality, especially in the United States. Look at all the people who cannot identify the proper usages of Your/You're, There/Their/There, etc, because "that's too hard."

TLR
OP is afraid the world will turn into the movie Idiocracy. I subscribe to this fear. Literature will no longer produce classics, and the classics will wither into obscurity. Well, classics will become "50 Shades of Gray" and "Twilight." Fuck that.
User avatar #12 - CaptainWaffles (05/20/2014) [-]
Damn auto-smileys.
#7 - language changes, get over it and adapt  [+] (9 new replies) 05/20/2014 on gramer +6
User avatar #23 - thinegame (05/21/2014) [-]
#rekt
#14 - xcoreyx (05/21/2014) [-]
Yes it changes, but people need to at least learn the difference between words and how to use simple elementary grammar. I don't think it's appropriate for the language to change in a way that all of these will become completely interchangeable. It would be confusing as all hell.

your, you're
their, they're, there
bananas, banana's (and all other use of apostrophes for pluralization)
its, it's
affect, effect
then, than

Just to name a few

I went back through like 15 pages of my own comments to find this. It's the same thing I said last time someone tried to use the same retarded argument you're using.
#24 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
I support your fight wholeheartedly, fight on mah nigga
User avatar #10 - peanutsaurusrex (05/20/2014) [-]
ye brah, i agre wit dis niguh
#8 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
*never adapt to ignorance
User avatar #9 - Gandalfthewhite (05/20/2014) [-]
look at the spelling and grammar from around 100-200 years ago, it's a whole lot different than today and it happens with every language around the world
#22 - anonymous (05/21/2014) [-]
0/10
lrn 2 type rite fgt
User avatar #11 - CaptainWaffles (05/20/2014) [-]
That's because of a drop in education quality, especially in the United States. Look at all the people who cannot identify the proper usages of Your/You're, There/Their/There, etc, because "that's too hard."

TLR
OP is afraid the world will turn into the movie Idiocracy. I subscribe to this fear. Literature will no longer produce classics, and the classics will wither into obscurity. Well, classics will become "50 Shades of Gray" and "Twilight." Fuck that.
User avatar #12 - CaptainWaffles (05/20/2014) [-]
Damn auto-smileys.
#501 - Dwarves like to be buried with their gold and jewels 05/20/2014 on Six-Word Stories +2
#4 - you're living up to your name 05/20/2014 on So Evil 0
#33 - To everyone complaining about spoilers, the moment you … 05/20/2014 on His finger isn't the only... -3
#9 - doesn't lecter eat human liver with the beans and Chianti? i d…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/20/2014 on Oh, Dr. Lecter! 0
User avatar #25 - camslayer (05/20/2014) [-]
Well the trick is not to eat much of it.
#24 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
Beef liver is perfectly acceptable to eat. Part of the reason why compounds may reach toxic levels in the livers of other animals is due to their diets. Beef cattle have a diet of mostly grains.

General rule: if it eats the same things as you do in similar portions, it's not going to be an issue.
User avatar #19 - iHATEmonday (05/20/2014) [-]
I thought that it was too Dangerous to eat Polar Bear liver because they had too much Vitamin A...
#11 - kuwaitnigger (05/20/2014) [-]
Vitamin A
#20 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
I know they say polar bear liver has too much vit A, but does a human liver also have enough to kill you? Also, he's a Dr. he most likely know how much to eat without risk...
#35 - varys don't know **** about white walkers though,… 05/20/2014 on Silly Lysa +2
#20 - it's something to do with wales being a principality being the… 05/20/2014 on Union jack, Scotland to... 0
#19 - no 05/20/2014 on Union jack, Scotland to... +15
#22 - How would Hulk be an effective ruler, dude would be turning ba…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Children of Superheroes 0
#29 - anonymous (05/20/2014) [-]
I think there was a problem and he couldn't turn back or got separated from Bruce, I'm not too sure it was a long time ago since I watched it.
#108 - thats because you haven't been having much sugar  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2014 on You're all sick 0
User avatar #109 - hakurai (05/19/2014) [-]
Oh yeah good point, I hate sweet foods
#96 - so is canada the gay son/brother? 05/19/2014 on America at the Store 0
#58 - would have never though ghosts like anal 05/19/2014 on 9inch Casper 0
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2150

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
Anonymous commenting is allowed
#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum ONLINE (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
 Friends (0)