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#103 - Yes, but we did what we always do and treated them like **** l…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on He has a point +3
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#125 - flamingwhitetiger (6 hours ago) [-]
yeah but dont they like drink gas and shit
#69 - pretty efficient at it too 07/22/2016 on If Modern Liberal Websites... +2
#22 - sex ed is like teaching a kid how to shoot in COD but doesn't … 07/16/2016 on Ed -1
#95 - i don't know how i feel about paying for cartoon nudes 07/16/2016 on Honestly 0
#76 - There's ****? Share?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Honestly 0
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#85 - myopicprophet (07/15/2016) [-]
It's on my patreon page
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#95 - Gandalfthewhite (07/16/2016) [-]
i don't know how i feel about paying for cartoon nudes
#81 - I've never had the pleasure, what exactly does it smell like?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2016 on Anon goes to the theatre... +1
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#99 - spinninglion (07/16/2016) [-]
One of my exes used to call her period "dead fish days"...
#96 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
Like the decomposing inner lining of an uterus that on yet another month failed to do what it was designed to do.

tl;dr smells like teen spirit
#83 - bwiedieter (07/15/2016) [-]
You know how regular blood tastes? It smells like that, but accompanied by a bouquet of rot and garbage that has been sitting in the bin a few days too long.
#87 - anon (07/15/2016) [-]
I think it smells like rotted blood with belly button cheese flavored piss.
#5 - unfortunately it was from this year, the most reason series 07/13/2016 on 2004 +2
#55 - Ok... don't know where you was going with that but ok good for… 07/13/2016 on Gun violence in the... 0
#105 - what is that song that was on the third to last one? see it al…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/13/2016 on Random shit on my phone 87 0
#117 - barstoolninja (07/13/2016) [-]
Initial D  Running in The 90s running in the 90's
#115 - lordcookie (07/13/2016) [-]
Let its power guide you
#17 - **** him, he's a doormat what does he expect her to do? Leave …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2016 on How girls welcome Chads +1
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#19 - papersword (07/12/2016) [-]
Ya, to be honest, he was a bit of a cunt to a lot of us. After I realized he liked her, I tried to tone down the public affection in front of him, I just wish the kid hadn't made it so obvious how much he disliked me. I tried pretty hard to not be a douche but in the end with his attitude I pretty much just started acting like he wasn't there. Kind of took a turn for the worst when he thought it would be funny to make some joke about my ethnicity and where my dad came from and she freaked out on him. Never chilled with our group again, but still saw him in school at times.