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Date Signed Up:1/26/2010
Last Login:12/25/2014
Location:was on middle earth but i moved to the undying lands
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dont you ever call me santa or dumbledoor

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#16 - i know, how will they ever survive without the knowledge of ra…  [+] (1 new reply) 13 hours ago on Facebook (1) -1
User avatar #17 - applesdontpee (6 hours ago) [-]
Learning history is important. Especially things that are so iconic
#8 - the saxon/anglo-saxon(Old school english) worshipped woden, wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on Christ In Christmas, must... +1
User avatar #14 - pizzapastasaurous (11 hours ago) [-]
Its because Christian genocides all that didn't convert. Its an ugly past they don't like to bring up.
#13 - justtocomment (11 hours ago) [-]
> not even half of Europe
> "Widespread"
#4 - half of christmas is from germany. The tree, german, Yule, ger…  [+] (5 new replies) 15 hours ago on Christ In Christmas, must... 0
#6 - cherubium (14 hours ago) [-]
The Tree is the German part the rest is just all around germanic.
User avatar #5 - sodapops (14 hours ago) [-]
Huh, I guess I have to explain it here too.

Both christmas trees and pigging out and giving presents may have come from germany about 1600-1700ish but they have much older roots. Hell, here in dalecarlia people still put up the 3-footed tree outside that originated 1000 or more years ago. And back then Scandinavian and German culture and religion were virtually identical even if language was not. They had Wotan instead of Oden for example.

And the tree they put outside (julruska) that became the christmas tree was a talisman to protect the people from the evils in the midwinter night. And instead of presents they wrote some crude poem on a piece of wood, went around to the neighbours and threw it through the door and ran away laughing.
User avatar #8 - Gandalfthewhite (13 hours ago) [-]
the saxon/anglo-saxon(Old school english) worshipped woden, who was practically odin. Weird how such a wide spread religion died so fast
User avatar #14 - pizzapastasaurous (11 hours ago) [-]
Its because Christian genocides all that didn't convert. Its an ugly past they don't like to bring up.
#13 - justtocomment (11 hours ago) [-]
> not even half of Europe
> "Widespread"
#59 - how do you know was you one of her school teachers? 19 hours ago on Dave Chapelle on Kanye 0
#44 - i don't think that you can disprove other animals are dumb bec… 12/24/2014 on ... 0
#70 - so what if you're on the phone to someone on earth do they tal… 12/24/2014 on Soon. +2
#21 - hot and rich and not necessarily dumb, we just like to call ri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2014 on Dave Chapelle on Kanye 0
#58 - anonymous (12/25/2014) [-]
Except KK is really, really fuckin dumb
User avatar #59 - Gandalfthewhite (19 hours ago) [-]
how do you know was you one of her school teachers?
#97 - yeah she was sexy as **** with the black hair. 12/24/2014 on they┬┤re not 0
#109 - i don't find her that attractive. This isn't me being a hipste… 12/24/2014 on oh my lorde +1
#85 - i'm not being cynical, i just find it funny that it's taken ov… 12/24/2014 on I like this Pope 0
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#11 - thewitchking (05/04/2014) [-]
We meet again...
We meet again...
User avatar #12 to #11 - Gandalfthewhite (05/05/2014) [-]
mah ***** witch king. how it is cuz?
#13 to #12 - thewitchking (05/05/2014) [-]
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.
Nuthing much, just chilling with mah dragon-like pet.

#4 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Hot steamy gay sex
User avatar #5 to #4 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
well thanks for that
User avatar #6 to #5 - kokanum (03/17/2014) [-]
Sure, whenever you want to do it again
User avatar #7 to #6 - Gandalfthewhite (03/17/2014) [-]
i'm not entirely sure i've ever done it with you but each to their own
User avatar #8 to #7 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
There's better time like the present
User avatar #9 to #8 - Gandalfthewhite (03/18/2014) [-]
do you usually come on to people online?
User avatar #10 to #9 - kokanum (03/18/2014) [-]
*no better time
Sorry

Anybody really
User avatar #2 to #1 - Gandalfthewhite (09/05/2012) [-]
well **** , how'd you know it was my birthday?
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