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Date Signed Up:10/30/2009
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#3908 - KILL IT OH GOD 05/25/2012 on ZOMBIES 0
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User avatar #136 - dgq (05/01/2012) [-]
Oh wow, I'm a dumbass, I meant 5th from right, sorry.
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#131 - anonymoose (05/01/2012) [-]
Was it Glamdring?
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Narya.
User avatar #135 - anonymoose (05/01/2012) [-]
I know, but the pun was too intense to ignore.
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If you can't figure out it's a gif, you dont deserve to live.
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Took a while to click on...
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THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT.
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Get Ridiculous.
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aww this used to be loads longer
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#169 - gudwurkspongeob (02/03/2012) [-]
You!   
Are!   
A!   
Potato!   
What has science done to you!
You!
Are!
A!
Potato!
What has science done to you!
User avatar #170 to #169 - GLaDOS (02/04/2012) [-]
In base four im fine!
#168 - factsphere (01/31/2012) [-]
A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

Fact Sphere.
User avatar #167 - thisispony ONLINE (01/02/2012) [-]
Nice name, i want it inside me.
User avatar #165 - delightfulgooch (11/25/2011) [-]
I fucking love your username
User avatar #166 to #165 - GLaDOS (11/25/2011) [-]
ty lol
#164 - anteros (11/05/2011) [-]
I want to science your science in the science.
#162 - lonelycats (10/03/2011) [-]
you hate ponies? maybe this will change you're mind.
User avatar #163 to #162 - GLaDOS (10/03/2011) [-]
i don't hate ponies i hate the people who go around annoying me about them
User avatar #160 - alwesker (09/23/2011) [-]
Glados...take me to your enrichment center D:
User avatar #161 to #160 - GLaDOS (09/23/2011) [-]
In order to enter you must be a cube!
User avatar #159 - Snack Pack (09/09/2011) [-]
You have the best username ever.
User avatar #156 - defectiveturret (09/01/2011) [-]
You can't fire me I quiiiiiitt!
User avatar #152 - joshofsouls (09/01/2011) [-]
This Statement is false.
User avatar #153 to #152 - GLaDOS (09/01/2011) [-]
Okay you lier
User avatar #154 to #153 - joshofsouls (09/01/2011) [-]
You're not the REAL GLaDOS!
SHE WOULDN'T MISSPELL LIAR!
User avatar #155 to #154 - GLaDOS (09/01/2011) [-]
But according to you this statement is false
#151 - thumbslut (08/31/2011) [-]
Best username EVAR
#150 - factsphere (08/31/2011) [-]
GLaDOS is not 19 years old...

Facts Sphere.
User avatar #151 - TWYSTDMMIND (07/12/2011) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #144 - SilverK (06/22/2011) [-]
*Aperture...
User avatar #145 to #144 - GLaDOS (06/22/2011) [-]
Can't talk now im getting hit by tornados and I'm writing my will
User avatar #146 to #145 - SilverK (06/22/2011) [-]
............. Awesome!
User avatar #147 to #146 - GLaDOS (06/22/2011) [-]
Yes the facility may be completely destroyed and their will be no more testing
User avatar #148 to #147 - SilverK (06/22/2011) [-]
Will there be space?
User avatar #149 to #148 - GLaDOS (06/22/2011) [-]
No no space at all all of it will be gone and i will detonate the wyrm-hole creator It shall product a beast that will take up all the space and destroy everything
User avatar #150 to #149 - SilverK (06/22/2011) [-]
So.... Pretty much doing what Wheatley almost accidently accomplished?
User avatar #136 - bloodsplatterr (06/21/2011) [-]
So i heard... You like birds.
User avatar #137 to #136 - GLaDOS (06/21/2011) [-]
I...WILL....DESTROY...YOU!!
User avatar #138 to #137 - bloodsplatterr (06/21/2011) [-]
Do you also like gravy?.. I enjoy gravy on my potatoes. -slow clap-
#139 to #138 - GLaDOS (06/21/2011) [-]
Deploying turrets in 3...2...1...
Turret: Are you still there?
User avatar #140 to #139 - bloodsplatterr (06/21/2011) [-]
Oh fuck -hides behind glass- Well deal with it.. ill just well stay here for awhile and.. yeah.
User avatar #142 to #140 - GLaDOS (06/21/2011) [-]
*deploys missle turret and destroys glass* Surprise!
User avatar #143 to #142 - bloodsplatterr (06/22/2011) [-]
hurrm durrmm -shoots blue portal under turrets and orange over water
#134 - andytags ONLINE (06/20/2011) [-]
i love you
User avatar #135 to #134 - GLaDOS (06/20/2011) [-]
yes and i love science!
User avatar #128 - therealtotodile (06/20/2011) [-]
can i please marry you
#129 to #128 - GLaDOS (06/20/2011) [-]
I am already married, to science!
#130 to #129 - therealtotodile (06/20/2011) [-]
then let me be your test subject! i have been searching for you my whole internet life GLaDOS and i have finally found you! ask any of my friends checkmy profile. i want to be a part of aperture science!... WITH YOUUUUUUUUU..........
#131 to #130 - GLaDOS (06/20/2011) [-]
Then it is time for science!!! *sucks you into a tube and puts u in test chamber 1* Hello and Welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Facility
User avatar #107 - bloodyspy (06/05/2011) [-]
This statement is false.
User avatar #108 to #107 - GLaDOS (06/05/2011) [-]
enless it is true
User avatar #109 to #108 - bloodyspy (06/05/2011) [-]
...but I thought only AIs that were morons like Wheatley didn't get ruined by paradoxes!
User avatar #110 to #109 - GLaDOS (06/05/2011) [-]
thats not a paradox a paradox is "Pinocchio says my noes will grow right now"
User avatar #111 to #110 - bloodyspy (06/05/2011) [-]
That's certainly not a paradox.
User avatar #112 to #111 - GLaDOS (06/05/2011) [-]
think about it
User avatar #113 to #112 - bloodyspy (06/05/2011) [-]
That's the thing. If it were a true paradox, you would be fried by now.
User avatar #114 to #113 - GLaDOS (06/05/2011) [-]
AI have a paradox core to prevent such
User avatar #115 to #114 - bloodyspy (06/05/2011) [-]
Does not.
User avatar #116 to #115 - GLaDOS (06/06/2011) [-]
Yes i do
User avatar #117 to #116 - bloodyspy (06/06/2011) [-]
The only paradox-proof AI that has ever been made was Wheatley. He is currently in space.
User avatar #118 to #117 - GLaDOS (06/06/2011) [-]
No hes not paradox proof hes just an idiot
User avatar #119 to #118 - bloodyspy (06/06/2011) [-]
That's just the reason he's paradox proof, he is too stupid to get it.
User avatar #120 to #119 - GLaDOS (06/06/2011) [-]
But i am paradox proof because my AI automatically blocks out paradoxes
User avatar #121 to #120 - bloodyspy (06/06/2011) [-]
Does not. It almost killed you twice.
User avatar #122 to #121 - GLaDOS (06/06/2011) [-]
No you almost killed me twice! Installed it with the help of atlas bot and P-body
User avatar #123 to #122 - bloodyspy (06/06/2011) [-]
I succeeded once, atleast.
For the last time, you cannot be a paradox-proof AI, say so one more time and I'm gonna go to space and get Wheatley and Space sphere and attach both to you.
User avatar #124 to #123 - GLaDOS (06/06/2011) [-]
You can't I removed the ports, If I am not paradox proof how am I still talking to you? Have fun in space
User avatar #125 to #124 - bloodyspy (06/06/2011) [-]
You need engineers to do that.
You don't have engineers, you gassed them all with deadly neurotoxin.
SPAAAAAACE!
User avatar #126 to #125 - GLaDOS (06/06/2011) [-]
You'd be suprised what atlas and p-body found while they were doing testing
User avatar #127 to #126 - bloodyspy (06/06/2011) [-]
They found test subjects, and then you exploded them while they were doing a victory dance.
User avatar #101 - ICant (05/05/2011) [-]
This was a triumph...
User avatar #102 to #101 - GLaDOS (05/06/2011) [-]
I no longer sing that song
User avatar #104 to #102 - ICant (05/06/2011) [-]
What about...

Well here we are again...
#105 to #104 - GLaDOS (05/06/2011) [-]
It's always such a pleasure.
User avatar #106 to #105 - ICant (05/06/2011) [-]
Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
User avatar #100 - DerpScout (05/05/2011) [-]
I think im in the wrong game.
User avatar #103 to #100 - GLaDOS (05/06/2011) [-]
Yes enjoy your fall into the incinerator Good bye!
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