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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:1/23/2010
Last Login:3/06/2014
Location:SC
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1948 total,  2157 ,  209
Comment Thumbs: 459 total,  860 ,  401
Content Level Progress: 48% (48/100)
Level 119 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 120 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level 145 Comments: Faptastic → Level 146 Comments: Faptastic
Subscribers:13
Content Views:9731
Times Content Favorited:202 times
Total Comments Made:708
FJ Points:2418
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#303 - I had a Walking Dead Dream today. At first I was in a house an… 07/04/2012 on Lucid Dreaming 0
#694 - Preventing and ending life are two different things. 05/31/2012 on Pro-Life Logic 0
#693 - Eating **** isn't cannibalism it's just weird. Sa… 05/31/2012 on Pro-Life Logic 0
#291 - Easy there, bear.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2012 on Actually Morbid because you... +1
#298 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I got a secondary waft of that stuff to the face when one a guy accidentally sprayed my friend next to me full in the face with it.... gods.....
#274 - Oh God No! Never play dead! Look at Yellowstone's Night of the…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Actually Morbid because you... +1
User avatar #288 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
you have NO idea how hard i just winced. That shit hurts SO FUCKING BAD.... GOD the memories. now i have to make another content about that.... damn, it's going to be one that despite true story people are gonna call BS
User avatar #291 - GBird (05/27/2012) [-]
Easy there, bear.
#298 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I got a secondary waft of that stuff to the face when one a guy accidentally sprayed my friend next to me full in the face with it.... gods.....
#402 - No, a sperm or an egg without the other cannot exist as life.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Pro-Life Logic +3
User avatar #690 - phoenixforger (05/28/2012) [-]
Regaurdless of it being a life or not it is part of a human, if a human eats something that holds humanistic characteristics it is, in a technicality, cannibalism.
User avatar #693 - GBird (05/31/2012) [-]
Eating shit isn't cannibalism it's just weird. Same with piss.
#397 - Planned parenthood? Nah, lets have unprotected sex and then ab… 05/27/2012 on Pro-Life Logic +9
#263 - Firearms work as often for self defense against bears as none …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2012 on Actually Morbid because you... +1
#267 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
Well it seemed like playing dead may not have dont him much good in the scenario. We'd have to see it happen to know. For all we know the bear was sick! or the man was banging pots and pans together! All speculation now. I'm just saying that he lived, that's the idea. I'd prefer the bear had lived of course but in a situation where your opponent cannot be reasoned with? Fair point though broski.
User avatar #274 - GBird (05/27/2012) [-]
Oh God No! Never play dead! Look at Yellowstone's Night of the Bears. Bear Spray causes only temporary pain to the animal (most of the time) and is almost 100% effective.
User avatar #288 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
you have NO idea how hard i just winced. That shit hurts SO FUCKING BAD.... GOD the memories. now i have to make another content about that.... damn, it's going to be one that despite true story people are gonna call BS
User avatar #291 - GBird (05/27/2012) [-]
Easy there, bear.
#298 - waffies (05/27/2012) [-]
I got a secondary waft of that stuff to the face when one a guy accidentally sprayed my friend next to me full in the face with it.... gods.....
#40 - Amerika hat ThePirateBay 05/26/2012 on PB Blockade 0
#13 - I don't know if you're trolling or just plain stupid. Are you … 05/26/2012 on The Beaver-Fish +1
#36 - **GBird rolls 17** 04/12/2012 on lucky dubs 0
#352 - Ebonics, son. 04/08/2012 on Morbid Biography 0
#114 - lololol 04/08/2012 on shut up and take my money 0
#315 - Bitch ****** be done Satan y'all.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2012 on Morbid Biography 0
#320 - tonybony (04/05/2012) [-]
wat the fuck did you just say?
User avatar #352 - GBird (04/08/2012) [-]
Ebonics, son.
#59 - You rang.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/05/2012 on shut up and take my money +5
#80 - klondikemonster (04/05/2012) [-]
I'm laughing really hard at the fact that you have that picture, but I'm also terrified of those shoes.
User avatar #114 - GBird (04/08/2012) [-]
lololol
User avatar #75 - pandation (04/05/2012) [-]
I don't even wanna know why you have that picture
#57 - Those shoes are awful... 04/05/2012 on shut up and take my money -1
#229 - OMFG MY TELEPHONE NAME IS "You're ******* re… 04/05/2012 on Mars +3
#3 - Any one want to tell me what the **** happened in… 04/05/2012 on Truth 0
#204 - I remember seeing this last year when the academy awards came … 04/04/2012 on Jim Carrey 0
#650 - wtf man??? 03/24/2012 on The laser pointer 0
#505 - like dis 03/23/2012 on The laser pointer +7
#502 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on The laser pointer -2
#501 - Comment deleted 03/23/2012 on The laser pointer -3
#490 - Here's the template, fill it in.  [+] (13 new replies) 03/23/2012 on The laser pointer 0
User avatar #585 - arnoldnorris (03/23/2012) [-]
I killed him.
#558 - xthexcomedianx (03/23/2012) [-]
User avatar #650 - GBird (03/24/2012) [-]
wtf man???

User avatar #566 - xthexcomedianx (03/23/2012) [-]
I win
#548 - charetarded (03/23/2012) [-]
He is gay now.
#543 - ILikeEggpancakes (03/23/2012) [-]
My Ms paint skills are off the chart.
#520 - harri (03/23/2012) [-]
#505 - GBird (03/23/2012) [-]
like dis
#503 - sasyboncho (03/23/2012) [-]
**sasyboncho rolls 46**
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#496 - xhannahx (03/23/2012) [-]
Finished. MSPAINTFORTHEWIN.
#501 - GBird has deleted their comment.
#346 - Which was basically what Obama ran on. It's time for change, a… 01/26/2012 on Untold side. +2
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