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#79 - American's have a completely different psychology than any oth… 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -1
#78 - America was founded using guns and the 2nd amendment is a safe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -1
#165 - skaife (01/24/2013) [-]
I know, but that said amendment has solidified your 1st place int the violent gun crime in one of the most developed country award. I don't know man.
#73 - America=/=Canada.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Ban baseball bats! -1
User avatar #143 - popkornking (01/24/2013) [-]
30 deaths in a population of 36 000 000 = 8.5 x 10^-7% of the population
11 493 deaths in a population of 312 000 000 = 3.68 x 10^-5% of the population
Comparably that's 43 times as many firearm homicides per capita in the U.S. than Canada
#175 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Switzerland: 0.52 percent of homicides are caused by gun crimes, while everyone there owns one. (Canada's numbers are 0.5)

The huge problem with the USA is the black market, compared to gun laws. You can get a gun off of the black market for $70. Gun laws are very strict in some states (IL); yet still have huge gun crimes. It's similar to trying to outlaw drugs here. (And we all know how that's gone.)
#34 - Or to overthrow a corrupt totalitarian gov't... which is why i… 01/24/2013 on Scary Shit +1
#33 - Or for overthrowing a corrupt, totalitarian gov't... which is …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on Scary Shit +3
#176 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/25/2013) [-]
ahaha yeah cuz citizens have a chance against the might of the u.s army
the right exists for militias to defend themselves against native Americans and European invaders, which is why you don't need it anymore
User avatar #337 - Onemanretardpack (01/25/2013) [-]
>What is Al Queda in Iraq and Afghanistan
#32 - Loved animals even more? 01/24/2013 on Scary Shit +2
#81 - World peace* 01/24/2013 on A Brony's answer +1
#80 - Comment deleted 01/24/2013 on A Brony's answer 0
#7 - Dark net. Live cams of torture, CP, Child torture porn, live d… 01/24/2013 on 4chan, are you feeling... +1
#62 - Reminds me of two naked chicks. 01/24/2013 on hue hue hue 0
#21 - Look at the original picture. Now look at its eyes. LOOK DAMN IT.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/24/2013 on hue hue hue +7
#35 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/24/2013) [-]
Reminds me of Cage
User avatar #62 - GBird (01/24/2013) [-]
Reminds me of two naked chicks.
#1173 - Actually it is legal to pay below minimum wage, but only if yo… 01/24/2013 on Justice is served (with... +1
#1168 - 'Murica. Love it, or leave it. This ain't no Nazi Germany. 01/24/2013 on Justice is served (with... +1
#5 - The way I see it is: His child is dead, he hates people, or he…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on DOING THIS AS IM POSTING +13
#7 - iamphoenix (01/10/2013) [-]
The third at least covers the second, and depending on where he lives, the third.
#15 - iamphoenix (01/11/2013) [-]
I meant to say dependent on where he lives that it would cover the first. Derp.
#33 - A chemical solution, perhaps? 01/10/2013 on Read Description +1
#38 - THAT MOVIE WAS SOOOOOOOOOOO ******* STUPID. 01/10/2013 on I have given up on Netflix. +1
#26 - FJ* 01/10/2013 on mathematical 0
#45 - You mean a song that I enjoy and don't give a **** … 01/10/2013 on Bully gets Bashed 0
#190 - You got me. 01/10/2013 on Sorry what? 0
#188 - Our politicians and media cater to the most vocal of their vot… 01/10/2013 on Sorry what? 0
#162 - ? I'll admit our politicians just want to be reelected, but wh…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Sorry what? 0
#169 - harryblazer (01/10/2013) [-]
everyone is this country will bitch at one anouther for the tiniest things. This christmas (for example), all I kept reading in the news was that someone had to take down thier chirstmas decorations because someone else on the other side of town was offended. basically, its trivial ittle bullshit that is allowed to happen. If you really want to give yourself a case of butthurt, look up the Westborough Baptist Church and the shit they get away with.
User avatar #188 - GBird (01/10/2013) [-]
Our politicians and media cater to the most vocal of their voters and viewers. In the situation we currently are dealing with that would be our Zealots: the ultra-christian gun-toting rednecks and the borderline socialists. America as a whole, is still a great country, but it's hidden under a layer of immoral corrupt sludge that is our media, social and political, and our corrupt politicians. All it takes is the rational true American to stand up and tell HIS government what he wants and what HIS unalienable rights are. After all, we have a gov't of the people, by the people and for the people.
#138 - What does that even mean? "#1 in human freedom"?  [+] (9 new replies) 01/10/2013 on Sorry what? 0
#161 - harryblazer (01/10/2013) [-]
not as many people there bitch about stupid shit and the goverment isnt full of assholes.
User avatar #162 - GBird (01/10/2013) [-]
? I'll admit our politicians just want to be reelected, but what does what you just said mean in relevance to my question?
#169 - harryblazer (01/10/2013) [-]
everyone is this country will bitch at one anouther for the tiniest things. This christmas (for example), all I kept reading in the news was that someone had to take down thier chirstmas decorations because someone else on the other side of town was offended. basically, its trivial ittle bullshit that is allowed to happen. If you really want to give yourself a case of butthurt, look up the Westborough Baptist Church and the shit they get away with.
User avatar #188 - GBird (01/10/2013) [-]
Our politicians and media cater to the most vocal of their voters and viewers. In the situation we currently are dealing with that would be our Zealots: the ultra-christian gun-toting rednecks and the borderline socialists. America as a whole, is still a great country, but it's hidden under a layer of immoral corrupt sludge that is our media, social and political, and our corrupt politicians. All it takes is the rational true American to stand up and tell HIS government what he wants and what HIS unalienable rights are. After all, we have a gov't of the people, by the people and for the people.
User avatar #146 - monkee (01/10/2013) [-]
From my quick guess, it limits peoples rights the least. Which makes sense, considering their progressive governmental system.
#145 - threenippledcousin (01/10/2013) [-]
by having the most freedoms
User avatar #190 - GBird (01/10/2013) [-]
You got me.
#150 - mrgusti (01/10/2013) [-]
hahahahaaha that cracked me up
#191 - threenippledcousin (01/10/2013) [-]
never seen that reaction, but i fucking love it
#126 - I do take a lot of things literal in the bible, but most of th… 01/10/2013 on Help me bring this guy... 0
#65 - Nobody actually believes that that story is true creation.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2013 on Help me bring this guy... 0
#79 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2013) [-]
Gbird, you'd be surprised how many people believe that the literal interpretation of Genesis is true and accurate. A lot of dumb, gullible, brainwashed people around.
#82 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/10/2013) [-]
anon, you'd be surprised how many people believe any interpretation of any religion is true and accurate. A lot of dumb, gullible, brainwashed people around.
User avatar #126 - GBird (01/10/2013) [-]
I do take a lot of things literal in the bible, but most of the Old Testament I take it as a guideline to be interpreted, not literal. That's just crazy.
#16 - Super duper old, but sooooooo ******* funny.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Helicopter assembly 0
#29 - seawrath (01/09/2013) [-]
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