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#182 - And that makes it OK? Go to reddit or tumblr.  [+] (1 reply) 02/12/2014 on Octopusses? Octopussies?... -2
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#188 - nthmetal (02/12/2014) [-]
I do go to reddit. Their comment system is shit.
So I come here. Much funnier comments here and easier to read.
#30 - good thing, too. It's illegal to own one without proper clearance.  [+] (2 replies) 09/16/2013 on Owl by himself 0
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#31 - funnyjunkforlife (09/16/2013) [-]
Don't make me laugh
I'm from Pakistan the world law or clearance doesn't exist
The reason I had to give it away was because my dad believed it was bad luck
Other whise I loved the little fucker
His name was philepe
#40 - DamnWalmartBullets (09/16/2013) [-]
I hit a barred owl with my truck once. Flew right into the windsheild. I thought it was dead so i threw it into the bed. When i got home it was just chillin and pretty much unhurt. Smart bastard too. It almost seemed like he was sad when we took him to the animal rescue. I took him because of the fleas tics and mites, but i wish i knew it was easy to clean them and to keep them as a rescue animal. and they really take care of themselves.. o well he was cool as hell. would sit on your shoulder and shit.