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#27 - Picture 02/02/2014 on Saturday Then VS Saturday Now +3
#31 - Picture 01/28/2014 on the perfect crime +2
#12 - If one doesn't do the job, then the next choice is obvious. 01/23/2014 on 2 spoons +4
#47 - If it isn't Ultimate Cap, I'd bet that he would try to talk th…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Archer +3
User avatar #48 - mikhailovych (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah but when that failed they still wouldn't be able to beat him in a straight fight
User avatar #90 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
Captain America is a supersoldier. Hawkeye not being able to handle the same challenges Cap could is called good writing.
User avatar #120 - mikhailovych (01/17/2014) [-]
Hawkeye can't do anything the other's can, he can't fight in close quarters because a bow requires distance, he can't kill super-effectively at range because most super-villains are resistant to bullets and thus arrows and he has no healing factor or armour or natural toughness so he's fragile as fuck and absolutely no defence against mental assault
User avatar #125 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
Hawkeye may not be on par with Captain America, but he is basically in peak physical ability for a non-metahuman, just like Black Widow. He can most certainly fight in close-quarters. In fact, he did a stint as a sword-wielder under the name Ronin. And, no, most Marvel supervillains actually aren't bullet-resistant. You're thinking of DC Comics. Guys like Taskmaster, Green Goblin, Shocker, Grim Reaper, Wizard, Scorcher, Red Skull, Bullseye, Kingpin...they could all be killed or incapacitated by a well-placed arrow, even one that doesn't explode, poison, or electrocute you.
User avatar #129 - mikhailovych (01/17/2014) [-]
Bullseye would hit him first at a longer range
Red Skull is superhuman
Kingpin has thugs that work for him and as previously evidenced 5-10 thugs with baseball bats beat hawkeye
Also the Avengers are the guys that are supposed to police other superheroes like the X-men
How is Hawkeye going to take on shit like Storm or Cyclops, or the Beast, he would get destroyed
Also Black widow at least uses guns and there's a reason we use firearms over bows and arrows nowadays
User avatar #130 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
My point was that Bullseye and Red Skull are not bullet-resistant. Red Skull is only superhuman in ability. He has no invulnerability of any kind.
User avatar #132 - mikhailovych (01/17/2014) [-]
All superhumans are assumed to be tougher than normal humans, Red Skull in many comics has taken multiple bullets to the chest area and not faltered, as has Captain America
User avatar #133 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
That's still superhuman toughness and a little bit of healing factor, but not actual invulnerability. A bullet/arrow to vital organs can still kill either Cap or Skull.
#42 - Everybody has an off day.  [+] (10 new replies) 01/16/2014 on Archer +21
#44 - mikhailovych (01/16/2014) [-]
For the rest of the novel he's worried about the threat's this gang made against the apartment block he owns
What would Captain America do in this situation? beat up every gang member so they know not to fuck with him
Iron man? similar
Wolverine? the same except he would kill every gang member that fucked with him
#47 - Fuzzymarsupial (01/16/2014) [-]
If it isn't Ultimate Cap, I'd bet that he would try to talk the gang out of it with some inspirational speech.
User avatar #48 - mikhailovych (01/16/2014) [-]
Yeah but when that failed they still wouldn't be able to beat him in a straight fight
User avatar #90 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
Captain America is a supersoldier. Hawkeye not being able to handle the same challenges Cap could is called good writing.
User avatar #120 - mikhailovych (01/17/2014) [-]
Hawkeye can't do anything the other's can, he can't fight in close quarters because a bow requires distance, he can't kill super-effectively at range because most super-villains are resistant to bullets and thus arrows and he has no healing factor or armour or natural toughness so he's fragile as fuck and absolutely no defence against mental assault
User avatar #125 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
Hawkeye may not be on par with Captain America, but he is basically in peak physical ability for a non-metahuman, just like Black Widow. He can most certainly fight in close-quarters. In fact, he did a stint as a sword-wielder under the name Ronin. And, no, most Marvel supervillains actually aren't bullet-resistant. You're thinking of DC Comics. Guys like Taskmaster, Green Goblin, Shocker, Grim Reaper, Wizard, Scorcher, Red Skull, Bullseye, Kingpin...they could all be killed or incapacitated by a well-placed arrow, even one that doesn't explode, poison, or electrocute you.
User avatar #129 - mikhailovych (01/17/2014) [-]
Bullseye would hit him first at a longer range
Red Skull is superhuman
Kingpin has thugs that work for him and as previously evidenced 5-10 thugs with baseball bats beat hawkeye
Also the Avengers are the guys that are supposed to police other superheroes like the X-men
How is Hawkeye going to take on shit like Storm or Cyclops, or the Beast, he would get destroyed
Also Black widow at least uses guns and there's a reason we use firearms over bows and arrows nowadays
User avatar #130 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
My point was that Bullseye and Red Skull are not bullet-resistant. Red Skull is only superhuman in ability. He has no invulnerability of any kind.
User avatar #132 - mikhailovych (01/17/2014) [-]
All superhumans are assumed to be tougher than normal humans, Red Skull in many comics has taken multiple bullets to the chest area and not faltered, as has Captain America
User avatar #133 - schneidend (01/17/2014) [-]
That's still superhuman toughness and a little bit of healing factor, but not actual invulnerability. A bullet/arrow to vital organs can still kill either Cap or Skull.
#61 - Picture 01/13/2014 on Get the news out! +7
#67 - Without the fandoms though, we would have a lot less porn. Pi… 01/08/2014 on Synnnndrrrrooomme +1
#19 - Picture 01/08/2014 on Holstering a gun can be... +25
#51 - Picture 01/04/2014 on No I am Batman! 0
#50 - The Injustice Comic, pic related  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2014 on No I am Batman! +3
User avatar #52 - wilfredfanforever (01/04/2014) [-]
I played the game but never actually read the comic. I should do that.
#51 - Fuzzymarsupial (01/04/2014) [-]
#75 - Did someone say smashing?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/21/2013 on I'M BATMAN +3
User avatar #89 - holycrapimacupcake (12/21/2013) [-]
Perfect.
#56 - Picture 12/21/2013 on They sure dont make em like... +2
#64 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 12/21/2013 on I'M BATMAN +2
User avatar #65 - holycrapimacupcake (12/21/2013) [-]
I wanted that to be smashing.
#75 - Fuzzymarsupial (12/21/2013) [-]
Did someone say smashing?
User avatar #89 - holycrapimacupcake (12/21/2013) [-]
Perfect.
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/17/2013 on Why does it keep raining on... +15
#74 - malusdark (12/18/2013) [-]
That hurts to read, Tai was always my favourite character, I even wanted to change my name to his when I was younger since it's so similar to mine.
#47 - kuchinawa (12/18/2013) [-]
>Matt x Sora
>Not Taiora
and that's kids, how you drop a show
#17 - What could have been...  [+] (1 new reply) 12/07/2013 on he's one of us 0
#59 - jeremybenden (12/08/2013) [-]
havent seen, but it looks awesome, would watch
#41 - Slightly related. 12/03/2013 on welcome to /a +2
#75 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/27/2013 on teen titans +21
#78 - saltyfries (11/27/2013) [-]
I loled harder than I should have
#74 - Picture 11/27/2013 on teen titans +12
#49 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 11/22/2013 on KFC +12
#106 - kawai (11/22/2013) [-]
#16 - Picture 11/19/2013 on Superman +9
#178 - On a lighter note. 11/07/2013 on Healthcare +3
#17 - Definitely the smarter of the brothers.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2013 on Burdened with glorious Kawaii +33
#20 - CXJokerXD (11/05/2013) [-]
#36 - Picture 10/28/2013 on this is why u love him +15
#209 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 10/28/2013 on teen titans +25
#294 - 4chan refugee (10/29/2013) [-]
Fuck the police.
User avatar #247 - nucularwar (10/28/2013) [-]
I don't hate New 52, but I do dislike that Beast Boy and Cyborg apparently don't even know each other
User avatar #264 - thehonorwolf (10/28/2013) [-]
Until the teen titans comics they didn't know each other, unless the new 52 made a new teen titans comic they wouldn't know eachother.
User avatar #273 - nucularwar (10/28/2013) [-]
New 52 DOES have a Teen Titans comic, Beast Boy's in it (or was temporarily) but Cyborg's a member of the Justice League now.
User avatar #276 - thehonorwolf (10/28/2013) [-]
I didn't know they had a new teen titans, THAT SUCKS! no more beast boy/cyborg bromance!
User avatar #278 - nucularwar (10/28/2013) [-]
That's what I'm saying! He and Bunker (new character) are going to be bros apparently, but still.
User avatar #279 - thehonorwolf (10/28/2013) [-]
damn that blows :/
User avatar #229 - gongthehawkeye (10/28/2013) [-]
Haters Gonna Hate
#16 - Technically everyone has the same face.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2013 on That was eazy +81
User avatar #46 - jakeduck (10/27/2013) [-]
For some reason I expected Ray Bingo in there somewhere.
#29 - darkpwner (10/26/2013) [-]
I have been staring at this GIF for at least 10 minutes now. I know this because I got scared when my eyes started to tear from not blinking xD



P.S Love the GIF
User avatar #20 - spasticpuppet (10/26/2013) [-]
*facepalm*
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User avatar #2 to #1 - Fuzzymarsupial (10/08/2012) [-]
Sure, I'd be willing to trade away most anything (except presidents) in exchange for Theodore Roosevelt and/or Nixon.
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