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#32 - They've also been known to save Christmas (long, but a fun read). 07/13/2013 on Bikers are awesome 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Is it true? +43
#112 - anonymous (07/13/2013) [-]
Sometimes, spider-man's eyes scare the shit out of me. This is one of those times.
#101 - karnageliqueur (07/13/2013) [-]
Don't suppose you know the sauce?
User avatar #136 - serotonin (07/13/2013) [-]
here you go Deadpool #19-21.
#144 - karnageliqueur (07/14/2013) [-]
Thanks, man.
User avatar #133 - Fuzzymarsupial (07/13/2013) [-]
#27 - Close enough.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Lol Europe +4
User avatar #34 - mcqwark (07/13/2013) [-]
Actually they are going to be in a movie about an alien invasion.
#69 - Just checked all my folders, appears that was the only one I h… 07/12/2013 on Avatar 0
#60 - An absurd, but oh so fun ship.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/12/2013 on Avatar 0
User avatar #63 - agentdoubleohio (07/12/2013) [-]
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well what do we have here, someone likes to ship huh, well lets see what i got
#69 - Fuzzymarsupial (07/12/2013) [-]
Just checked all my folders, appears that was the only one I had of the two, sad day.
#10 - Coming soon to a porn site near you. 07/11/2013 on Wonder Woman Lingerie 0
#15 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Ham Beast +7
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#11 - That he shot an elephant in his pants.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/11/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #12 - sockprague (07/11/2013) [-]
Really? That can't be the joke. It can't be about ejaculation either, which was my first thought.
#14 - haseotakaeda (07/11/2013) [-]
There was an elephant wearing his pants.
He shot the elephant.
He has no idea why the elephant is in his pants.

picture EXTREMELY related
User avatar #15 - sockprague (07/11/2013) [-]
If that's it... wow that's not funny.
#20 - broorb (07/11/2013) [-]
Jesus son you're not the sharpest, eh

The original implication is that he was in his pajamas when he shot the elephant.
it then turns out to be wordplay.

not all jokes have to be about dead babies and wheelchair-bound paraplegics.
#6 - Marx Brothers? on Funnyjunk? Carry on my good fellow.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Title +9
#10 - kaslin (07/11/2013) [-]
I read that in their voices. Thank you for that.
#9 - Picture 07/11/2013 on Diana Where Is My Super Suit +2
#62 - Picture 07/10/2013 on kids next done +8
#5 - Picture 07/10/2013 on Justice stuff +2
#58 - Or maybe he moved away, that's a lot less depressing. Pic bar…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2013 on kids next done +7
User avatar #64 - superblade (07/10/2013) [-]
That a girl
#32 - Ally, probably not. Science Bros, most definitely. 07/10/2013 on Iron Man doesn’t ask for... +1
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2013 on Max +1
#30 - senorfrog (07/08/2013) [-]
Guy is the best GL.
#60 - Picture 07/06/2013 on godzirrra +6
#55 - It's still there and kicking, it even brought back Tom and the…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on You should be ashamed! +2
User avatar #208 - Nitsuin (07/07/2013) [-]
#54 - Now to use those marbles for science, pic related, the long as…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/04/2013 on Payback is a bitch +9
#129 - anonymous (07/09/2013) [-]
This is the funniest fucking thing I've ever read.
Best of 4Chan in my opinion, right here.
#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on 4chan discusses rape +6
#45 - blacklightsun (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't even...
Wait, this isn't tumblr...
MFW this image
#22 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on vidya +9
User avatar #30 - Lainge (07/02/2013) [-]
I don't understand why people don't put effort into their fake marketing joke threads.
Using common sense if someone in a marketing position was to be notified of /v/ and 4chan as a way to ask questions of the community, why would they not fill in the title and name fields at the very least?
Still most people on 4chan don't have common sense so whatever.
User avatar #37 - Epicgetguy (07/02/2013) [-]
You do know that the dinosaur toy at the beginning of the BF3 campaign is a nod to them, right?
User avatar #52 - amuro (07/02/2013) [-]
Yup, it is.
#11 - Picture 07/02/2013 on I will kill everything you... +3
#9 - Picture  [+] (27 new replies) 07/02/2013 on /k/ goes to work +16
#52 - thenoodleking (07/02/2013) [-]
I'm not certain how I feel about this.
User avatar #50 - uzzwick (07/02/2013) [-]
dude what the fuck. that's not even... what the fuck.
#45 - ojenais (07/02/2013) [-]
just the fact that this guy was wearing steel toed shoes and carried a knife randomly says enough about what kind of guy he is, but raging so hard on a dog that you saw it's fucking head off? dude, what the hell
User avatar #57 - syntheticdoll (07/02/2013) [-]
Actually a lot of people wear steel.toed boots and even more carry small knives here, it's perfectly normal. Althrough I agree that going on a bloodrage was a little too much, a good hard kick for that dog would be enough.
User avatar #26 - rafeky (07/02/2013) [-]
>going on a walk with my kids and dog
>scumbag walking his dog without a leash
>ignores me when I tell him to get one on his dog
>child distracts me causing me to drop my dogs leash
>my dog attacks his dog
>yelling for my dog to stop
>about to try and get my dog off the other dog
>psycho pulls out a knife and starts brutally attacking my dog in front of my children
>try to get him to stop
>psycho throws me down a hill
>runs away with his shirt off after murdering my dog

every story has two sides
#41 - wroughten (07/02/2013) [-]
But why did your dog then attack his dog? A well raised dog would not behave like that.
User avatar #42 - rafeky (07/02/2013) [-]
primal instinct
#44 - wroughten (07/02/2013) [-]
Submissive dogs and non-aggresively raised dog should/would not have the instinct to kill without taunting. Besides, the dog was not on its own territory.
User avatar #54 - rafeky (07/02/2013) [-]
some dogs just go off sometimes
#62 - wroughten (07/03/2013) [-]
No they dont? Everything happens for a reason
User avatar #24 - eddymolly (07/02/2013) [-]
One of the easiest ways to stop a dog if its male is the good ol' nut kick. Works just as well as it does on humans.

Of course if you have no choice but to kill it (its eating a baby or something, I dunno) then you should grab the 2 front legs and pull them apart, it'll break its sternum and kill it instantly.
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#22 - nyawgga (07/02/2013) [-]
Holy shit that story was fucking awesome, I can't stand retarded dog owners. If you can't take proper care of a dog, either sell it or put it the fuck to sleep.
#21 - smokingman (07/02/2013) [-]
Dog brutally killed because of its idiotic owner.
User avatar #16 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/02/2013) [-]
uh. this guy would be arrested. If he would have kicked him once I'd believe this. and the dog still wouldn't fuck with the terrier again.
#15 - thefurryslut (07/02/2013) [-]
That OP is a badass.
#13 - mystifizinski (07/02/2013) [-]
thats not cool, really. im sorry, but killing a dog for its stupid owner?
yes it attacked his dog and its ok to kick him away, but sawing his damn head off?
#14 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
Owner is responsible for his dog and she didn't made any effort to stop him from attacking. Karma's a bitch, they got what they deserved.
User avatar #17 - mystifizinski (07/02/2013) [-]
and the stupidity of a human should be punished with the death of an animal who is just aggressive because its in its nature or maybe because the owner always made him this aggressive? the dog needs some help or something, but not a knife in its neck.
User avatar #56 - syntheticdoll (07/02/2013) [-]
Just saying, if an animal attacks another ano, no matter how agressive it is, it's the owner's job to restrain it and the bitch did NOTHING except for standing there and shouting. When my friend's dog tried to attack another one when he was without his leash, my friend ran on full speed and catched her dog even if it looked mad as hell and tried to bite her because it's her fucking responsibility.
User avatar #25 - GamerMandrew (07/02/2013) [-]
This is a rare occasion, but I agree with anon here. Some people need to learn the hard way. Although I doubt this story is true.
#29 - firesky (07/02/2013) [-]
If this really happened, do you really think this would teach the woman something?

Do you really think the next dog she raises is better bred because of that?
The only outcome are traumatized children and a dead dog which wasn't able to help it that his owner was a stupid bitch that didn't raised him right.

If I or my dogs got attacked by some dog I would force him down by his neck and afterwards do everything that it get's taken away from his owner to someone who can handle a dog and not taken down.
#18 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
yeah it needed help but it wasn't likely to get it and things may only have gotten worse, maybe to the point where the chow started attacking humans. and then what? it would have been put down eventually anyway
#10 - anonymous (07/02/2013) [-]
that kid is going to be fucked up when he's older... (the three year old spawn I mean)
User avatar #11 - syntheticdoll (07/02/2013) [-]
Well, he got a good lesson about what happens when you are being a complete cunt who tries to harm others for no reason.
User avatar #19 - smokingman (07/02/2013) [-]
So when you behave badly someone else gets to be punished?

Oh come on!
User avatar #28 - syntheticdoll (07/02/2013) [-]
He did not get punished, only the mother and her dog and as I saw, it was their fault.
#7 - Happens to the best of us.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Batman +2
User avatar #12 - vilememory (07/02/2013) [-]
Indeed, that robot episode really messed with my mind.
#3 - No, you're the type of people that make life worth living, pic related  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on Popsicle Cat +37
User avatar #4 - sanguinesolitude (07/02/2013) [-]
*whispers softly* "win for me my knight..."


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User avatar #2 to #1 - Fuzzymarsupial ONLINE (10/08/2012) [-]
Sure, I'd be willing to trade away most anything (except presidents) in exchange for Theodore Roosevelt and/or Nixon.
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