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Fuzzymarsupial

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Date Signed Up:1/31/2010
Last Login:7/06/2015
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#3 - Picture  [+] (8 new replies) 08/01/2013 on Silly Ants +250
#110 - phanteon (08/01/2013) [-]
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
It's cute but then it's scary.
User avatar #70 - boogyshadow (08/01/2013) [-]
That's awesome to own a scorpion and all, but isn't that a very venomous breed?
User avatar #96 - illusiveshade (08/01/2013) [-]
Just remmember when its a scorpion, the bigger the better. The small ones are the most venomous.
#143 - tjocksnorris (08/01/2013) [-]
This goes for most venomous animals
#88 - brisineo (08/01/2013) [-]
Small tail, large claws and black? That scoriponbro has your back.

Tiny pincers and a yellow tail that's big? Stay back or it's your grave you dig.
User avatar #82 - undeadwill (08/01/2013) [-]
Emperor scorpion. Non venomous non agressive
#69 - timeparadox (08/01/2013) [-]
nope.gif
#157 - John Cena (08/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#84 - No idea, but I don't believe it's fan made, pic never related. 07/31/2013 on 0 0
#73 - Doesn't matter, just blame the Hulk.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on 0 +5
User avatar #80 - nervaaurelius (07/31/2013) [-]
Do you know the exact issue of that by any chance or was it fan made?
#84 - Fuzzymarsupial (07/31/2013) [-]
No idea, but I don't believe it's fan made, pic never related.
#43 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/31/2013 on adam sandwich +49
#79 - carlsaganrealness (08/01/2013) [-]
guess I can't argue with that
#68 - theroflcer (08/01/2013) [-]
Remember, this is an M.Night Shyamalan adaption.
#20 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Steve Payne paintings +33
#30 - That anon got off lucky, others have not been so fortunate.  [+] (5 new replies) 07/30/2013 on Found while lurking,... +35
User avatar #88 - jeagertech (07/31/2013) [-]
Just wondering what an MRE is?
User avatar #87 - killerjhtwo (07/31/2013) [-]
Whenever I see this I'm totally fine.

Then it mentions Lovecraft and I lose it.
#51 - upyoursnumbnuts (07/30/2013) [-]
If you eat the tobasco and chew the gum for five minutes you'll shit after about three days. It'll smell like your giving birth to a half rotted fetus but you're ass will be intact.
User avatar #39 - dagold (07/30/2013) [-]
I just got home from AIT, so many MREs. I do not look forward to a career full of eating them.
#36 - Picture 07/30/2013 on Feels 0
#37 - Picture 07/30/2013 on What insulting someone... +7
#36 - When all else fails, activate Mecha Shiva. 07/30/2013 on What insulting someone... +8
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/29/2013 on Best Teen Titans Cosplay +22
#50 - djrainbowdash (07/29/2013) [-]
I'm all for Raven and Beast Boy, but nothing beats Terra and Beast Boy

#55 - luiselvergas (07/29/2013) [-]
#32 - Picture 07/28/2013 on dnd time +2
#15 - The most fearsome weapon in the right hands. 07/27/2013 on Weapon = Cat 0
#539 - Picture 07/27/2013 on Birthday request +3
#9 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Request Desc. +8
#47 - Picture 07/26/2013 on Hit Monkey- Classic Deadpool +6
#25 - Comment deleted 07/26/2013 on Super +5
#23 - Picture 07/26/2013 on NO, NOT LIKE THIS 0
#529 - Picture 07/25/2013 on Share your current wallpaper 0
#34 - He tends to be a bit con troll ing with the movies he's involv… 07/25/2013 on Google 0
#63 - Comment deleted 07/25/2013 on Heroes Wallpaper 0
#13 - Can you hear me Major Tom, can you hear me!?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/18/2013 on Mach 5 +79
User avatar #83 - theuglypanda (07/19/2013) [-]
#38 - mattdoggy (07/18/2013) [-]
Mfw i'd seen that episode a few times and then linked it to the song
#46 - It became far more terrifying once it made landfall.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2013 on Giant Squid caught on camera +19
User avatar #75 - landfall (07/18/2013) [-]
Indeed it did.
#24 - Sometimes its simply better to leave money out of the situation.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Homeless Guy Hero +110
#100 - infectionslaugh (07/17/2013) [-]
>mfw "lord of the bums"
User avatar #96 - shishabar (07/17/2013) [-]
grampappy
#89 - franticorb (07/17/2013) [-]
#85 - No idea, but here's this.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/15/2013 on virgins +5
#86 - jdbbx (07/15/2013) [-]
I... I approve of this.


Very much.


With my penis.
User avatar #130 - atoma (07/16/2013) [-]
"penis... no! those are HIS boobs"
#76 - Go to bed Sentry, you're overpowered, pic unrelated, but proba… 07/15/2013 on Protector of the night +3

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User avatar #2 to #1 - Fuzzymarsupial (10/08/2012) [-]
Sure, I'd be willing to trade away most anything (except presidents) in exchange for Theodore Roosevelt and/or Nixon.
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