Happy new year friend

Ha-ha. Yeah. Shamelessly stolen.
For awhile I inverted there colors and made a good where only after around 30 seconds or would flip the color scheme and look demonic for half a second. I freaked a few people out.

AFAU

Your abbreviation sounds like an old chineese man sneezing.

So tell me everything you know about furries.

Well. It all started when Joey wheeler faced his gambling problem.

No.

What?

It's all the notifications. I'm sorry!

you can turn them off in settings

I've got shot tons of people who will say other wise.

im also ok with furries

Hey it's all good. What say do I have. I'm not really a part of any relevant hominy anymore. Grew up lol

Yeah sounds like me lol

The beauty in it is that everyone feels like Tim

Irony lol

Hey babe.
I finally got laid the other day, but it took me like five days without fapping to finally be able to finish. And honestly, after buying plan B today, because I filled her like a water balloon. I think I'd rather stick to the "It's gonna take at least an hour of hard ******* babe."
What's up with you, you horny bastard?

Living the apartment life now. Loving it. No one to share it with yet but somebody will come around.

As for first few times having sex. Yeah its hard as **** to orgasm unless you relax. But youre usually too nervous first time to do so

Hey!
whats new with you?

Uh, that really depends.
When was the last time we talked?

Just reminded me

Probably like a year

Well, I was in game development, then switched to normal computer programming, uhh...

Ive never personally known anyone in that field. Want to talk about it? Im curious

I'm still in college, I don't know much about the field. Still have another year to go, I think.

Oh alright. Best of luck.

So whats the job you fo prigramming

Wut?

That may change bro

It could, I'm open to possibilities.
However I know the kind of person I am, and it's gonna take someone is like me to handle me. The only problem being is that I don't like myself a lot of the time.

I know that if I want things to change, I gotta change myself, but the problem is that I can't seem to change my behavior.
Just an internal conflict, nothing more.
So how's the new computer working out?

What new computer? Im on phone

Dude, just go to an E-cycle and wait for someone to throw out a laptop. I got a little lenovo right next to me that I use for the HTC power to give project.

Lol cool idea but i have a computer

But it's an okay PC?

well me neither but that just seems to be the human condition.

what what?

That picture. I don't understand it's significance.

you said, I like Isis killing, I said idk how to react butchery or funny, I said funny and posted a pic, then you said what, then I said what what with the pic.

No I understand the way our conversation proceeded, I just don't get how that Black and white was funny.

Isis beheading---> pic of a bloody sword--->???--->profit.

I just like how ****** up it is, gives me a chuckle.

...

Don't ask me why, it just does.
I don't know why I have the thought to put a cigaret out on animals or myself, I just do.
Do I do it? Nope, but I still think about it.

school shooting, lots of ***** at my old high school I wanted ventilated, just thinking of them dead and bloody was enough for me.

I don't fight anymore.
As I was kicking a kid in the sides one day I just thought of how pointless it is to keep hitting them, they don't bother me enough nd I didn't get any pleasure out of it.

I haven't fought since primary school.

7th grade for me.
Kid called be a bag of potato chips. It was dumb as **** , but I felt insulted and he kept making advances at me. So we ended up fighting and he got on my back so I did a timber fall, I aimed it so that the back of his head hit the corner of a table. Dazed him for second or two then he started punching my face. I don't remember how I broke free.

Things can be funny when they contradict logic or expectations.

hello

Hey baby

long time no talk to you to, what's up.

Nothing really, just been enjoying the beautiful weather.

it's still snowing in Canada, can't wait for it to start melting.

Just sled on down to America mate.
We got fun.
How is the family?

everywhere, Mexico, Montreal and Ontario, got the house to myself for a week. lots of work sadly, need to get ride of at least half the animals we own.

Slaughter or sell?
Because either way you could throw a pretty good party.

sell, duh **** you mean party? explain?

Well out here in california you can do an auction at the fairgrounds and sell your animals. I assume up there you can host a small semi formal party and have people bid on the animals, saying that some proceeds will go to a charity of the buyers choice.

If it was a slougher, you could put an ad up on craigslist and blast metal as people beheaded goats with their machetes.

I cry like a bitch over a picture so beheading might be to much for me.

Well... okay.
But in all seriousness what has left you so emotionally vulnerable to that?

well first of all, I love my animals except the geese I had no problem killing them for diner.
second I'm a nursing student and I made my emotional wall and can operate in blood and death but when I get home, little stuff on the internet especially human kindness feel make me bawl up, and the last time I cried was maybe 2 years ago...don't know.

So basically, you're a pussy on the internet?

yes.

Well that's okay in my book.
I still like ISIS executions tho...

you little **** ... idk if I should react with funny or butthurt.

Both?

I'll go with funny

What?

What will that get me?
also hi!!!

That will get you the Non-Mobile version of the site, so you can have full access/

And hello. I have failed the tasks I set myself out to do.

Oh thats no longer necessary! The new mobile is very nice! I would hate to access the desktop version by comparison (i have in past)

Now whats new with you?

Nice

I have a job, I have an internship, and I think I'm getting a better handle on my mental health. What about you?

Only real change in my kife is im crushing on this really nice girl i met. We havnt done any real advances tiwards each other but weve been out on a few dates andcreally enjoy each others company

Great! How long have you been dating?
Girl walked off from my date last night haha

Oh and weve been on 4 dates and shared a ciuple kisses.

Im sorry to hear that but theres way more fish in the city! Just keep your confudence high, be yourself, and be patient. Youll meet the ine when youre hapoy doing your usual thing

you having an anurisum or something? not a grammar Nazi but weird.

Mobile keyboard

Too lazy to go back and fix

ah!

I'm 18, I can wait until 25 if I need to.
Besides I don't want to tolerate anyones BS.

Anyway, how long have you know her?
Do you have sound? Cuz there's a few songs I keep listening to recently about this topic.

I first met her 2 months ago

Hmm, I might be wrong here, but after 2 months of dating you should be pretty well acquainted with her body mate.

Only 4 dates. She has a very busy life. 3 jobs and family related responsibilities. If im lucky she'll have free time on either wednesday or sunday evenings but then i need that time off too

Ah **** man. Adult life at it's finest.

Well apositive of adult life is money and sex

Yeah, but that varies.
After about 30 people tend to settle down.

I aint gonna settle down lol **** that

Second marage divorce rates are higher than first marage rates anyway.
Why would you want to loose all that money?

Oh i dont think im the marrying type. Im very much a one girl kinda guy i would never have it in me to cheat but i haver basicalky no faith in marriages and dont find them interesting for any reason besides tax breaks

Chicks like guys that want to marry; just the way it is.
But I'm with you on that.

I agree that thats a stereotype. But im not attracted to girls of the personality that usually follow that stereotype. This is nit something olanned but ive been niticing it

I meet a person I like once every 5 years or so.
It'll be a long time for me. I'm almost okay with that.

Flakey ice

icicles, lots of them.

Ive only had that problem once. Its working great for me

so how'd you been mate, what has happened to Ya since Christmas.

Well not muc other than i met a really nice girl. We hvnt had any major advances towards eachother but we seem to really like each others company. Been on 4 dates that have just gone on and on for hours laughing and story telling ect

it's in the bag mate, you sho... girl...oh **** I thought you were gay. lol, well everything sound like it's going well between the two of you. when are you going to introduce her to us.

Na ive always been mostly straight. Girls are my thing. I used to post kess than straight content because uts what my friends wanted to see.

likewise friend, will you be posting more often?

No because i dont plan to turn my phone into a porn drive lol

lol, I sweat when I need to let a friend use my phone for a call. not all porn but...

Lol i have nothing questionable on my phone besides thay fact im logged into this account

good luck with the new girl, send pics for us to fap to, jk I keep thinking I'm funny.

Nit that im against it in concept but i have no intention of taking pics of her anyway. If her cloths are off i have mych better things to be doing

Damn I have no thumb up pic so... thumb up and I completely understand.

Lol

is there anything you'd like to talk about?

Nothings coming to mind right now

I'll wait...

For rain?

...for subject matter. rain? I'm in Canada it's snow.

Cold rain

*frozen rain*

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Merry Yiffmas!

hmm?

forries

yush?

they are silly

mhm ^^

why are they a thing anyway?
You should know. You're the one named "Furry."

oh the reasoning is different for each person, theres a wide variety of responses some simple some complicated, some ppl just dont ******* know

theres also all knds of degrees of fuzziness, like some ppl only kinda think cat ears are cute and then there are ppl who like kinda cartoony stuffs, then theres ppl who like realistic stuffs

theres the kind of person who only likes to play with the idea of it and then theres ppl who wish through some means scientific or otherwise they could someday become one, then theres the nuts who think they are lol

all i can do is give you my own personal point of view but it would only get you so far lol

Lol

Anything you got there for me,
It doesn't matter virgin or not.

Oh god it wasnt until about a week after my 22nd birthday

Any regrets?
Like not fapping beforehand?

Random GIF

No. Naturally i wasnt very good at first. She was patient and gave me some tips. Luckily it turned out when it came to going down i was a ******* natural. I onew exactly what i was looking fir. Found it. And made it cum. XD

Natural born lady killer!
haha!
I should probably go to the gym more haha.
I ain't got a face, so I guess I need the body lolz

Im fairly average. Theres nothing wrong with me. But i dont stand out either. and ya know each woman out there will take note of different things about you. thus far one girl ive been with was one of those love at first site type things. I saw her. I found myself incredibaly attracted to her. And with nothing more than the confidence in my eyes did i tell her id like to sleep with her. a couple incidents of small talk later and were making plans to go out on a date. Went to go pick her up. We shared one if those "i want to tear your cloths off looks" and well yeah we never left her place lol.

but now the other girl ive been with that would have never worked for. Through somewhat related jobs we ran into each other on occasion with time to talk. We made each other laughva lot. And after a few weeks of exchanging stories and kaughs i took her out on aproper date. enjoyed more laughs. Shared tastes in music. Found stuff we had in common. And after several dates ended up sleeping together and being really happoy for a time

Where im going with this is that simply building muscle wont equal sex.
you gotta think about the type of girl you want.
easy, slutty, curvy, athlete, funny, educated, dumb as dirt, ect
do you want to meet a girl who spends her free time excersing? Or at a library? Or working on her education? Or gaming?

Sure maybe building muscle will help get you a girl to sleep with you but is it cuz she likes you for you or did she just want someone with strong arms cuz thats her thing?

My advice find a gurl who goes well with your oersonality. Date her. Cuz sex with a friend. And sex with someone who realky loves and cares for you are a lot different. I prefer the second. Sone ppl prefer the first.

I'm nearly out of HS, I'm extremely shallow when it comes to such matters.
While ideally, I would find someone that works mentally with me, it's not necessarily what I'm gonna get for awhile or ever.

Hey look at this way. That first girl you **** . Youre not gonna marry her. Hey you know the girl after that one. Guess what not gonna marry her either.

Just dont **** ppl who think probably have something contageous. And just in case always wearca condom start to finish. Bitch wants cum insude her tell her to go down and clean up.

Also its past 1am abd im on my ohone. You orob guessed this, but **** gramnar. **** punctuation. And especially **** soelking.

lol yeah
Night.
Hit me up again

*punches you*

hah
puns

omfg yes, soooo many good times
thank you for reminding of these XD

i used to love taking comment virginities

Jesus, where's the drama gone. It's like stale water around here.

*shrugs*
im watching all of season one of RWBY since season 2 comes out tomorrow

******* anime, claiming the lives of millions.
Lucky for me, my competition goes down.
>As if I can compete

Random GIF

i miss the days where i spammed the living hell out of **** with furry

ive created SOOOO many furries on fj

lmfao those are gold

and normal is boring i made you better =3

yw

also deleting your comment due to **** in pic

******* Flora.....
I was so entranced on that ******* comic that I read 7 years of work in 3 days.
I didn't ask for this......

XD
i did the same thing
Flora is so god damned adorably sexy

I got a breakfast date in 8 hours with this asian guy across the way.
I gotta get some sleep.
>Spell checked 4 times
Anyhow, you have made lives complicated.
At least mine.
**** you, I love you!

howd it go?

Pretty good, we made some of the ********* pancakes and eggs.
we laughed at our sleep deprived drunken ability to cook

Thats sounds like a pretty good time

That's how I roll.
So what you been doing for fun these days?

Just got home after 9 hours of playing magic the gathering and cards against humanity with friends

Hah, damn. That almost beets my trip to Sf today, went to the golden gate park, and the japanese tea garden. I was gonna make it to china town, pick up a new butterfly knife, but it got too late.

Yeah. It was a great day. Coincidently an ex was there. God i miss ******* her. The only thing i miss however

Puts spanking the monkey to shame, dont it?
heh heh
However, some people just ain't worth it.

Yup.

Hell since i stopped dating that amazing chick (differechicks) ive been jacking off twice a day lol

I don't think I've bet it in like 3 days, I just dont care anymore.
Then again, I think I'm depressed, hard for me to tell cause I don't really have strong emotions. but lol, lets not get into that.
How old were you the first time you got laid anyway?

night bro ^^

in regards to?

You had a fairly rough time
I'm checking in to see how you're feeling

thanks man
and thx to friends like you both on fj and where i live ive gotten a lot off my chest and im doing quite well

now im mostly to the point of where the ****** hell do i find a girl as awesome as my last

Glad you're recovering from it pretty well

You'll find someone somehow. Happened once, it can happen again

It's like lightning. Your chance of being struck only gets higher

well thx again man

Yeah, of course, I like to help
I know it hurts to go through that

luls

lol love that actor

sherlock ftw

before i turned it off
id say average 250 a day