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Date Signed Up:9/11/2010
Last Login:4/09/2014
Location:Venezuela
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#95 - **Funnypocalypse rolled a random image posted in comment #31…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2012 on Anime Mot Posters 445 0
#96 - Funnypocalypse (03/17/2012) [-]
Fucking ponies -.-, I like ponies, but not for funnyjunk -.-
#95 - Comment deleted 03/17/2012 on HanD solo 0
#9 - Picture 03/16/2012 on that poor thing +22
#59 - Picture 03/16/2012 on I would +8
#485 - I took this effect out, I have the slowest and ********… 03/15/2012 on Magic +1
#45 - Venezuela... Let's compare prices: Water = 8BsF (0,8$… 03/15/2012 on Gas Prices 0
#149 - **Funnypocalypse rolls 20** 03/15/2012 on Ed, Edd, n Eddy -1
#133 - When you say you're* a woman and you're intelligent, you're* l… 03/15/2012 on Guys get this. 0
#1011 - Disneyland Resort Paris 15th Anniversary 03/14/2012 on Roll for your firstborn... +1
#301 - I'll explain it to you.. it's called attention whore 03/14/2012 on Girls and their nutella 0
#290 - whaa.. I... I just... wha... I don't have any comment for this…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2012 on Girls and their nutella 0
#294 - rotz (03/14/2012) [-]
It's mesmorizing ain't it?..
#400 - Comment deleted 03/13/2012 on just some old joke 0
#220 - I was thinking about All These Things I Hate from BFMV /: anyw… 03/13/2012 on meme songs -1
#368 - I'm sorry D: I just realized it D: I just thought it was from …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/13/2012 on Never i Lold so hard +2
#651 - illutvar (03/15/2012) [-]
it's okay bro.
#257 - The beasts from Starship Troopers  [+] (3 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Never i Lold so hard 0
#274 - illutvar (03/12/2012) [-]
fuck you dude its tremors
#368 - Funnypocalypse (03/13/2012) [-]
I'm sorry D: I just realized it D: I just thought it was from Starship Troopers, I deserve the thumbs down
#651 - illutvar (03/15/2012) [-]
it's okay bro.
#282 - btw man, if you want to see what REALLY happens in venezuela, … 03/12/2012 on Me booksta 0
#244 - Oh that's something I forgot to mention. Now he's making a &qu… 03/12/2012 on Me booksta +1
#232 - I know, TL;DR, but it's worse when you're not informed... btw … 03/12/2012 on Me booksta +1
#231 - YOU............. *sigh* I will explain you this story like…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Me booksta +3
User avatar #237 - redblackstar (03/12/2012) [-]
Shiiiiiit man... It's not what I imagined... I thought he was helping poor people and stuff, and actually improved the living standards, education, health system and shits like that, but apparently it's worse than it used to be? It still sounds better than the 3rd world, sounds comparable with Poland actually, except the homicides.
#282 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
btw man, if you want to see what REALLY happens in venezuela, get to this link: quelacreoDOTcom ... (replace "DOT" with a real dot (.)), but be careful, it's not for the kind of people that are easily disgusted by horrifying thingss (for example me :P)
#244 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
Oh that's something I forgot to mention. Now he's making a "proyect" it goes something like this:
Chavez: "You will have your own appartment, it will be built in [place where they're going to build it]"
Poor guy: "wow you're so awesome!"
*poor guy then votes for him in the elections*
4 years later
Poor guy: "hey, where's the appartment? I have 4 kids which are starving, we have no water, I have no money to buy someplace better, we live in a mountain and I haven't got money to get my kids to school, my house is falling and we will be without a home soon"
Chavez: "what appartment?"
So basically, he tricks poor people telling them they will have a place where to live so they can vote for him in the elections, after he's elected, he builds nothing.
As for education: schools are every time more poor than before, school systems are poor, they do not teach History, Chemistry, Pgysics or Maths, they teach only Socialism, Chavez biography, Cuban history and how to implant socialism in countries.
Chavez is trying to eliminate public or private Universities because all of them are against Chavez.
As for health: as I said, dirty operating rooms, there is shortage of many medications, doctors' knowledge is poor because great doctors are getting away from Venezuela and they are bringing cuban doctors. Food is poisoned or damaged, there's also shortage of food in every single Market.
As for politics: EVERYTHING is corrupted. The system is centralized. There's a quote that says "Caracas es Caracas y lo demas es monte y culebra" (as for "Caracas is Caracas and evetyhing that's not it, it's mount and snakes) because Caracas is almost the only civilized city...
There are TOO many problems, I could make 100 comments about Venezuelan problems and I wouldn't finish
#232 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
I know, TL;DR, but it's worse when you're not informed... btw There was no space left for me to write D:
#203 - Hi panda, nice to meet you, too 03/12/2012 on Me booksta +3
#202 - **Funnypocalypse rolled a random image posted in comment #18…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/12/2012 on Me booksta +6
User avatar #206 - redblackstar (03/12/2012) [-]
Hey bro, how's Venezuela? I'm kind of a Hugo Chavez' fan, from what I've read he's a great president, but I don't believe everything I read, so could you tell me how's life like in there?
#231 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
YOU.............
*sigh* I will explain you this story like I explain it to every fan...
Yes, he is a good president, he has been in the presidency by democratic ways
BUT
1999 - Chavez got elected as the President of Venezuela, it was also the year which the Assembly changed of Constitution, one of the laws was the change from 5 to 6 years of Presidency. This change sould've applied to the NEXT president, but he went on elections again, so, he had the presidency of Venezuela for 6 more years (2000-2006)
2000-2006 - Many things happened, for example, Chavez fires 15.000 members of PDVSA (oil company) to get family members in. PDVSA stops working for months. Prices went up as the inflation got even worse. The number of poor people increased. Insecurity increased, etc.
2006 - 2012 - Still many things like deaths, killings, thefts, poor peple and insecurity increased.
Now with Chavez, Venezuela's poverty index is up to 70%, insecurity is HIGH as hell,there are 100-130 homicides per week, 230-240 homicides per 2 weeks and in 2011 there were reported 19000-19500 homicides only in this year. 90% of the cases include firearms. 3000 car thefts monthly. You can see street stores where they buy STOLEN cell phones. Police officers are corrupted, too. When I had to get my driving licence, they police officer wouldn't give it to me unless I paid him +200BsF (20$ - maybe too cheap for you, but here everything is expensive, as the inflation here is more or less 25-30%)
So yeeah, I live in hell... You cannot even be sure if you're going to get from a hospital fine, because you can get an infection from dirty operation rooms.
Don't be fan of Chavez... maybe he's a good President because of the Missions (Misiones, they're like classes for old people), but there's the dark side.
BTW, nature here is dying because of the Gettos (look up in google: Ranchos en Venezuela, look for pictures) there live people who steal the basic things to have a home, while other people PAY for the taxes.
User avatar #237 - redblackstar (03/12/2012) [-]
Shiiiiiit man... It's not what I imagined... I thought he was helping poor people and stuff, and actually improved the living standards, education, health system and shits like that, but apparently it's worse than it used to be? It still sounds better than the 3rd world, sounds comparable with Poland actually, except the homicides.
#282 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
btw man, if you want to see what REALLY happens in venezuela, get to this link: quelacreoDOTcom ... (replace "DOT" with a real dot (.)), but be careful, it's not for the kind of people that are easily disgusted by horrifying thingss (for example me :P)
#244 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
Oh that's something I forgot to mention. Now he's making a "proyect" it goes something like this:
Chavez: "You will have your own appartment, it will be built in [place where they're going to build it]"
Poor guy: "wow you're so awesome!"
*poor guy then votes for him in the elections*
4 years later
Poor guy: "hey, where's the appartment? I have 4 kids which are starving, we have no water, I have no money to buy someplace better, we live in a mountain and I haven't got money to get my kids to school, my house is falling and we will be without a home soon"
Chavez: "what appartment?"
So basically, he tricks poor people telling them they will have a place where to live so they can vote for him in the elections, after he's elected, he builds nothing.
As for education: schools are every time more poor than before, school systems are poor, they do not teach History, Chemistry, Pgysics or Maths, they teach only Socialism, Chavez biography, Cuban history and how to implant socialism in countries.
Chavez is trying to eliminate public or private Universities because all of them are against Chavez.
As for health: as I said, dirty operating rooms, there is shortage of many medications, doctors' knowledge is poor because great doctors are getting away from Venezuela and they are bringing cuban doctors. Food is poisoned or damaged, there's also shortage of food in every single Market.
As for politics: EVERYTHING is corrupted. The system is centralized. There's a quote that says "Caracas es Caracas y lo demas es monte y culebra" (as for "Caracas is Caracas and evetyhing that's not it, it's mount and snakes) because Caracas is almost the only civilized city...
There are TOO many problems, I could make 100 comments about Venezuelan problems and I wouldn't finish
#232 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
I know, TL;DR, but it's worse when you're not informed... btw There was no space left for me to write D:
#203 - Funnypocalypse (03/12/2012) [-]
Hi panda, nice to meet you, too
#383 - There was a comic like this before, but instead of a mom, it w… 03/12/2012 on nope nope nope +1
#372 - Comment deleted 03/12/2012 on Only /b/ -1
#371 - Comment deleted 03/12/2012 on Only /b/ 0
#118 - I laughed not at the picture but at your stupidity 03/10/2012 on Stoners Rejoice! +2
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