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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/06/2009
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Location:New York
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A degenerate sword loving, fencing, asshole. Been on FJ since 13, now I'm twenty DAMN.

Black but not beautiful.
Tall but not loved
Empty but not spacious.
My horrible attempt at poetry.

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#142 - I'm not saying she deserved it. And in no way am I condoning t… 05/01/2016 on Robot explains how to live... 0
#118 - See but that's the issue. There are no numbers to separate the…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2016 on Robot explains how to live... -1
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#141 - jamalbrobo (05/01/2016) [-]
Two niggers and a cracker forcefully licked whipped cream off of her nipples. She didn't deserve it regardless, and it shouldnt have happened regardless of whether or not she was hammered.

She was drinking, and it was underage, yeah, but that's not morally wrong. The only thing wrong is that it's wrong in the eyes of the law. She was sexually assaulted for no good reason, because there is never a reason to put someone through that shit.
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#142 - FuckYouFatBen (05/01/2016) [-]
I'm not saying she deserved it. And in no way am I condoning their beastial behavior.

But I'm not going to let her play saint. That's what's wrong with this world. People think that it's okay to do dumb shit and then cry when they get hurt. Is it wrong? Yes. If. Was there, I would have fucking snapped and done something.

And I wish we didn't have such horrible people in this world. Sometimes it sickens me that we share a planet. But that's what survival is. That's what life is. It's learning how to avoid the horrible people. It's learning how to not be in dangerous situations.

Sometimes, we can't help it. Sometimes dangerous situations find us. As someone who grew up in a bad neighborhood, I know this. But there is always an extra step we can take to minimize the threat.
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#94 - Nah because I've seen FJ react to just blatant racism. Like un… 04/30/2016 on Robot explains how to live... 0
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#110 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
What if we are racist? Eat a dick nigger
#85 - I'm black and I never do this. I have seen white people do wor…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Robot explains how to live... +9
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#102 - jamalbrobo (05/01/2016) [-]
I'm black as well, and I've seen other black people do worse, but I do agree with you about the ignorant part. There's no need to have distrust to a certain race because a couple zoo exhibits acted like they did. I was raised by good people, and I eacaped ghetto culture, so I would never do anything like this.

The only reason for distrusting people should be because of their actions and intentions, not because of how they look. Not all blacks are the same, hell, nobody is the same, so don't treat everyone like they are.
#106 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
I think people have a dislike for black people ibecause a large percent of them are bad eggs.

theres like what, 10% of america population and 8% are scum. Its hard to get a good view on them when majority are bad people. I like educated blacks though, very great people.
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#118 - FuckYouFatBen (05/01/2016) [-]
See but that's the issue. There are no numbers to separate the bad blacks from the good blacks.

The issue is that the loud blacks are the loud one's. The one's who go on camera and represent this race. And we good one's don't say anything.

But I"m not going to sit here and go "Yeah this girl whose admitting to underage drinking, smoking and doing shit she has no business doing at 17 is a saint who didn't deserve the shit she got."

Like come on. This isn't Phanact who was mugged for no good reason. This isn't some random innocent chick who was spreading the word of Christ.

Did she deserve it? No.

But if you go near fire and get hot, then what is there to say?
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#141 - jamalbrobo (05/01/2016) [-]
Two niggers and a cracker forcefully licked whipped cream off of her nipples. She didn't deserve it regardless, and it shouldnt have happened regardless of whether or not she was hammered.

She was drinking, and it was underage, yeah, but that's not morally wrong. The only thing wrong is that it's wrong in the eyes of the law. She was sexually assaulted for no good reason, because there is never a reason to put someone through that shit.
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#142 - FuckYouFatBen (05/01/2016) [-]
I'm not saying she deserved it. And in no way am I condoning their beastial behavior.

But I'm not going to let her play saint. That's what's wrong with this world. People think that it's okay to do dumb shit and then cry when they get hurt. Is it wrong? Yes. If. Was there, I would have fucking snapped and done something.

And I wish we didn't have such horrible people in this world. Sometimes it sickens me that we share a planet. But that's what survival is. That's what life is. It's learning how to avoid the horrible people. It's learning how to not be in dangerous situations.

Sometimes, we can't help it. Sometimes dangerous situations find us. As someone who grew up in a bad neighborhood, I know this. But there is always an extra step we can take to minimize the threat.
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#93 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
>And the truth is, if you weren't a girl, you would be getting down voted to hell.

She probably would not get red thumbed to hell, but I think it really depends on the content where the comment gets posted.
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#94 - FuckYouFatBen (04/30/2016) [-]
Nah because I've seen FJ react to just blatant racism. Like unfunny uncalled for racism. FJ is pretty wise, they're not like these other sites. But put some titties on the screen and the thirteen year old virgins go crazy.

But I'm not a thirteen year old virgin.
I'm a twenty year old virgin.
So I have some decency.
#22 - I don't get it?  [+] (52 new replies) 04/30/2016 on Robot explains how to live... +7
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#77 - zombifier (04/30/2016) [-]
clubs only play their shitty music super fucking loud, gives me a massive headache, can't talk to anyone because it's too loud
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#38 - mrspinkman (04/30/2016) [-]
They grab your ass, and tits, and try to grind on you. And come up with such sweet lines as "Ayo bae lemme get yo number," and have trouble grasping the concept of the words "no," and "fuck off."
#88 - FuckYouFatBen (04/30/2016) [-]
And one more thing. I will apologize for your experiences. But I recommend not living your life so narrow minded. If you get cheated on by a bunch of white guys, does that mean all white guys are cheaters?

I've been hurt by whites women, I had a white girl blatantly rip my heart out and treat me like shit. Doesn't mean all white chicks are bad.

The way you speak makes it sound like black people are below human. "They don't understand words like." No, we fucking do. Niggers don't. But we do. Maybe you should stop going out to places where these niggers hang out.

It fucking irritates me how it's okay for some people to be racist but not for others. Racism is racism. ANd that's not cool.
#110 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
What if we are racist? Eat a dick nigger
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#85 - FuckYouFatBen (04/30/2016) [-]
I'm black and I never do this. I have seen white people do worst, I've seen Hispanics do worst.

When you say Black People you're including millions upon millions of humans. So you're no different from the niggers who say "All white people."

I don't defend my race often. And I don't want red thumbs. But what you said is just pure ignorance. And the truth is, if you weren't a girl, you would be getting down voted to hell.
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#102 - jamalbrobo (05/01/2016) [-]
I'm black as well, and I've seen other black people do worse, but I do agree with you about the ignorant part. There's no need to have distrust to a certain race because a couple zoo exhibits acted like they did. I was raised by good people, and I eacaped ghetto culture, so I would never do anything like this.

The only reason for distrusting people should be because of their actions and intentions, not because of how they look. Not all blacks are the same, hell, nobody is the same, so don't treat everyone like they are.
#106 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
I think people have a dislike for black people ibecause a large percent of them are bad eggs.

theres like what, 10% of america population and 8% are scum. Its hard to get a good view on them when majority are bad people. I like educated blacks though, very great people.
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#118 - FuckYouFatBen (05/01/2016) [-]
See but that's the issue. There are no numbers to separate the bad blacks from the good blacks.

The issue is that the loud blacks are the loud one's. The one's who go on camera and represent this race. And we good one's don't say anything.

But I"m not going to sit here and go "Yeah this girl whose admitting to underage drinking, smoking and doing shit she has no business doing at 17 is a saint who didn't deserve the shit she got."

Like come on. This isn't Phanact who was mugged for no good reason. This isn't some random innocent chick who was spreading the word of Christ.

Did she deserve it? No.

But if you go near fire and get hot, then what is there to say?
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#141 - jamalbrobo (05/01/2016) [-]
Two niggers and a cracker forcefully licked whipped cream off of her nipples. She didn't deserve it regardless, and it shouldnt have happened regardless of whether or not she was hammered.

She was drinking, and it was underage, yeah, but that's not morally wrong. The only thing wrong is that it's wrong in the eyes of the law. She was sexually assaulted for no good reason, because there is never a reason to put someone through that shit.
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#142 - FuckYouFatBen (05/01/2016) [-]
I'm not saying she deserved it. And in no way am I condoning their beastial behavior.

But I'm not going to let her play saint. That's what's wrong with this world. People think that it's okay to do dumb shit and then cry when they get hurt. Is it wrong? Yes. If. Was there, I would have fucking snapped and done something.

And I wish we didn't have such horrible people in this world. Sometimes it sickens me that we share a planet. But that's what survival is. That's what life is. It's learning how to avoid the horrible people. It's learning how to not be in dangerous situations.

Sometimes, we can't help it. Sometimes dangerous situations find us. As someone who grew up in a bad neighborhood, I know this. But there is always an extra step we can take to minimize the threat.
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#93 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
>And the truth is, if you weren't a girl, you would be getting down voted to hell.

She probably would not get red thumbed to hell, but I think it really depends on the content where the comment gets posted.
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#94 - FuckYouFatBen (04/30/2016) [-]
Nah because I've seen FJ react to just blatant racism. Like unfunny uncalled for racism. FJ is pretty wise, they're not like these other sites. But put some titties on the screen and the thirteen year old virgins go crazy.

But I'm not a thirteen year old virgin.
I'm a twenty year old virgin.
So I have some decency.
#62 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
Those are called "niggers". Not black people.
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#42 - nickotak (04/30/2016) [-]
Oh i thought you just generally hated black people. got excited for a moment there
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#43 - mrspinkman (04/30/2016) [-]
I mean I never said that I didn't. I've got a hell of a story about when my *ahem* strong dislike of blacks started, I'll share if you're interested.
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#67 - klina (04/30/2016) [-]
post in own content, mention me
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#48 - commontroll (04/30/2016) [-]
Do it man. We have nothing else going for us.
#47 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
ur face looks like someone just told you a fart joke
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#46 - carlonord (04/30/2016) [-]
I'll read it too, mention me when you make it please.
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#44 - nickotak (04/30/2016) [-]
Go ahead i don't have a life anyway
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#49 - mrspinkman (04/30/2016) [-]
Alright, here we go.
>be 17
>parents gone for a week camping, decide to have an open house cause why the hell not
>three female friends come over, they're all pretty chill
>one of them invited some people we knew from the boonies
>we've got alcohol and weed, I've got a pool so I figure it'll be a pretty chill night
>I was wrong.
>hillbilly kids arrive, but who's that they brought with them?
>2 black guys
>one is relatively chill at first, I know I'm gonna have problems with the second one
>where do kid's who live in bumfuck nowhere find black guys anyway?
>anyway, festivities ensue
>I get shitfaced, cause I'm a retarded 17-year-old bitch
>decide I want to swim
>put on a bikini, it ties on the hips and in the back
>BIG MISTAKE NUMBER 1
>as I said, I'm a retarded bitch so I had sent my friend to the store to get me whipped cream so I could do whippits
>black guy #1 sees his chance
>rips off my bikini top with some force, I'm too drunk to feel it but he left marks
>pins me down and puts a shitload of whipped cream on my tits
>licks it off
>then
>THEN
>THIS NIGGER BITES MY FUCKING NIPPLE
>I manage to get away, try to crawl under my brothers bed but he and some other guys drag me back out and suck more whipped cream off my tits
>I finally get away and get dressed again
>I still don't know to this day why my female friends didn't help me
>black guy #1 fucked my friend later that night, she says it was rape but I really don't know
>locked myself in my mom's room to sleep so no one can get to me
>in the morning, go to find my phone
>look everywhere, where the fuck did drunk me leave it?
>turns out black guy #2 stole my phone
>and my $750 camera
>thought he stole my dad's wedding ring too, I would've killed him myself if he had
>never got camera back
>got phone back with completely cracked front and back
>never trusted blacks again.
This is also why I don't get shitfaced at parties anymore, I usually do a couple shots and then babysit retards all night.
Sorry for any typos, not going back up to proofread.
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#156 - nickotak (05/01/2016) [-]
hillbillies with niggers? what a night.
#152 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
I didn't realize until the end of your story that you are a not a guy. I was really confused on why a white guy would put on a bikini and do all those other things you said.. I am sorry. Black people are scary
#136 - slenderwolf (05/01/2016) [-]
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#128 - welodog (05/01/2016) [-]
Wow.. Damn.I'm sorry that happened to you.
#124 - ismellgood (05/01/2016) [-]
It really sucks when a couple retards do dumb shit then people just start hating all of us black people in general. You should never let a couple people represent a whole demographic but fuck it im preaching on the internet anyways so yeah
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#151 - commontroll (05/01/2016) [-]
You're not wrong at all man. I'm mostly mad at the people that let this shit happen. I'm not saying I would have won, but I certainly would have tried to beat the shit out of #1.
#105 - checkemninja (05/01/2016) [-]
I hope your not friends with those cunts anymore


Any friends of mind that sit back and watch an attempted rape happen would be no friends of mine anymore.Plus they sound like total cunts.
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#149 - commontroll (05/01/2016) [-]
Now that I'm back from the bar (and dealt with about eight typos thus far), I completely agree. It's unbelievable that some people would just sit back as someone they know is almost being raped. Not literally unbelievable, but you know what I mean. Even drunk me can't believe the apathy some people have towards others well being.
#103 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
fuck niggers cunts should have been eraticated
#104 - anon (05/01/2016) [-]
Dont get me wrong these are niggers, not black people
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#95 - icameheretotroll (04/30/2016) [-]
dindu
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#87 - commontroll (04/30/2016) [-]
Note to self, if I have a daughter, show her this story and then teach her how to stab a man so he becomes unconscious in 3 seconds and die in 90.
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#81 - satansferret (04/30/2016) [-]
Wtf did I just read? The people in your area are sad excuses for hillbillies. The ones around where I grew up woulda jumped that guy as soon as the first sign of trouble popped up.
#114 - arteries (05/01/2016) [-]
Not real hillbillies. They would know not to let them out after midnight!
sundown towns mang
#71 - ayumu (04/30/2016) [-]
I mean at least it was only... Almost rape?... I guess?
Did you ever try and press charges? You made it sound like you knew the hillbilly who brought the niggers.
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#79 - zombifier (04/30/2016) [-]
not rape but still counts as sexual assault
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#80 - ayumu (04/30/2016) [-]
>>#78,
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#82 - zombifier (04/30/2016) [-]
my bad
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#75 - mrspinkman (04/30/2016) [-]
I tried to press charges for theft but nothing ever came of it.
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#78 - ayumu (04/30/2016) [-]
Shoulda went for sexual assault first
That woulda been taken seriously in a hearbeat
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#83 - mrspinkman (04/30/2016) [-]
I was so drunk, I'm not gonna put all the blame on the guy. I get slutty when I'm drunk. My friend could've pressed charges if she wanted to, but I'm not even sure whether she was really raped or not.
#91 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
>i get slutty when I'm drunk
I just realized you're a not guy (anons don't see avatar pics, and anyone could've named themselves "mrs pinkman"). That makes your story less weird, and actually pretty fucked up.
#84 - ayumu (04/30/2016) [-]
I don't think you were at fault after they dragged you out from under a bed and suck on your nipples against your will
If you got drunk, gave consent, then regretted the morning after that would be one thing
But you were drunk and didn't give consent at any point
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#64 - lvlonemeepo (04/30/2016) [-]
Jesus FUCK, that is honestly fucking horrifying. I do not know words in my vocabulary to describe how sorry I am that this happened. This was worse than I had bargained for.
#60 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
#56 - zeroqp (04/30/2016) [-]
what a fucking story. I'm sorry this happened to you.
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#55 - elvoz (04/30/2016) [-]
Jesus Christ, that's a horror story.
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#54 - mrspinkman (04/30/2016) [-]
carlonord here ya go
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#52 - thebaconstripman (04/30/2016) [-]
wow, that's crazy.
#30 - anon (04/30/2016) [-]
They're pretty aggressive when it comes to flirting.

It also makes it terrifying when they're speaking in Ebonics, because you get the idea that they're hitting on you, but you can barely make out what they're saying and don't know how to reply.