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Date Signed Up:8/06/2009
Last Login:7/27/2016
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A degenerate sword loving, fencing, asshole. Been on FJ since 13, now I'm twenty DAMN.

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#71 - We also blew up Alderaan. #Accomplishments #HolUpHolU… 09/11/2014 on Oh shit I'm feeling it. 0
#6 - Why do Japanese porn stars look like regular innocent women >.>  [+] (2 new replies) 09/05/2014 on Godspeed, Valkyries of Justice +2
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#19 - womo (09/05/2014) [-]
It's actually a trend in places like Japan, Korea, China, etc, to look innocent. They make their eyes bigger with circle lenses and try and keep their make-up at a minim in order to have that "young look".
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#12 - capnfappy (09/05/2014) [-]
>Widely-known fact that all Japanese porn involves rape in some way
>Rape victims are innocent people
#20 - I love that this angry bitch dead tried to use a Scrubs comeback. 09/04/2014 on an intelligent debate +1
#5 - I like this white boy, this is my white boy, get yo own white boy. 08/30/2014 on the working class Whose... +1
#447 - Write, anime, listen to music, game. 08/27/2014 on Are You Alone? 0
#253 - Have sex with me...please? 08/26/2014 on zoe quinn is new admin 0
#115 - I've heard that too. Like there were two other planes nearby. … 07/19/2014 on One way round trip! 0
#104 - I wonder why they approved flying over a known war zone in the…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/19/2014 on One way round trip! 0
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#114 - olias (07/19/2014) [-]
Apparently its a very heavily traveled route from what I have heard.
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#115 - FuckYouFatBen (07/19/2014) [-]
I've heard that too. Like there were two other planes nearby. But to still approve such a flirst path in the first place. 1) It's nearby a previous plane crash (Pan Am 103) 2) War has split the country into pieces.. I don't know I feel they were really irresponsible.
#4 - >Listening to KYLE >Happy 07/18/2014 on So I found out I'm retarded 0
#4415 - You're so right. ANd it's also about themselves. Even when the… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0