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#72 - Then let us marry and spread glorious tolerance through this w…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/30/2014 on kbpilottl berths fagets +2
User avatar #73 - FuckYouFatBen (05/30/2014) [-]
And chocolate!
#70 - Does it come with Health insurance?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/30/2014 on kbpilottl berths fagets +2
#71 - abstractpink (05/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - FuckYouFatBen (05/30/2014) [-]
Then let us marry and spread glorious tolerance through this world <3
User avatar #73 - FuckYouFatBen (05/30/2014) [-]
And chocolate!
#68 - ** ************* rolled user abstractpink ** Do you …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/30/2014 on kbpilottl berths fagets +4
#69 - abstractpink (05/30/2014) [-]
If you join my club first.
User avatar #70 - FuckYouFatBen (05/30/2014) [-]
Does it come with Health insurance?
#71 - abstractpink (05/30/2014) [-]
User avatar #72 - FuckYouFatBen (05/30/2014) [-]
Then let us marry and spread glorious tolerance through this world <3
User avatar #73 - FuckYouFatBen (05/30/2014) [-]
And chocolate!
#122 - Give it back to him, 05/30/2014 on What... 0
#781 - You are. 05/29/2014 on Biggest FJ addict 0
#194 - Turn him into a minion. Hire him. Now he has a job and a purpose. 05/22/2014 on Good Feels 0
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#32 - Psh more like MENIAL TASK OF DESTRUCTION 05/12/2014 on Hope they don't look into... 0
#9 - I'm trying to make those four things overlap. What my parent t… 04/24/2014 on Things that I want to do... 0
#293 - I like not crazy bitches. 04/23/2014 on New way to browse Tumblr +2
#293 - He tries to hold his breath. The water could sneak through tho…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Smart, fucking smart 0
User avatar #303 - xbfmvxreaperx (04/22/2014) [-]
But you can hold your breath with your mouth open though.
User avatar #299 - slendermanspenis (04/22/2014) [-]
Ah thank you.
#163 - "Do what you must, For I have already won." 04/13/2014 on feminist +13
#53 - Elvis 04/09/2014 on Walt Disney (OC) +2
#186 - Comment deleted 04/02/2014 on fetishes +3
#18 - My rule of thumb: Never. Mix. Cleaning. Supplies. 04/02/2014 on Dont be a pussy +2
#8 - **** it, any rule 34 links and adult comics of her?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on phat ass 0
User avatar #11 - joaomartins (03/26/2014) [-]
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Nani_Pelekai/1 I spent like one minute until I found those, next time search your damn fapping material you lazy pig
#10 - gainesy (03/26/2014) [-]
**gainesy rolled a random image posted in comment #117 at What do you think of this? **To be fair... I've wanted to smash that pussy since I was a kid....
User avatar #9 - huffe (03/26/2014) [-]
loads. last time i checked i found very little, but it's been a few years since then
#29 - I enjoyed Hitlers art. Welp, I guess I'm going to go kill some… 03/26/2014 on Oh looks good 0
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#236 - May Today Become The Day 03/10/2014 on Fucked by a knife +4
#221 - You sir, just made my life look better. I would give you every… 02/22/2014 on Men! 2 0
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#69 - Blissful Ignorance, I think it's like the bodies way of keepin… 02/21/2014 on Error 404-Testicles not found 0
#58 - Been in a similar situation as him. But there is a point where…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/21/2014 on Error 404-Testicles not found 0
User avatar #64 - TheHutchie (02/21/2014) [-]
I perform blissful ignorance checks on my life on a daily basis.

So far, I'm ignoring climate change, the concept that my weekly wages are halved by weekly bills and I'm not even out of my parents' house yet, and the fact that I regularly feel like hunting down and killing certain individuals.

Pretty sure my girlfriend is faithful though, because she has almost no social life whatsoever besides the small one she lives through me.
User avatar #69 - FuckYouFatBen (02/21/2014) [-]
Blissful Ignorance, I think it's like the bodies way of keeping us from just going batshit crazy, Feel me? Like a cushion for our minds. Tho I try to think the same with my love.
#11 - Could be the plot of a badass movie.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/20/2014 on Brothers? +2
User avatar #14 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2014) [-]
Aadi and Tahir, brothers inseparable.

Their parents died in a fire accident when they were six and they were stuck in an orphanage. Aadi grew up to be the tougher and meaner of the two, always getting into fights because he's the eldest; you're just expected to do that sort of thing for your family. He ends up being kidnapped, but he manages to slip out of his bonds and kill his kidnappers. With the police pursuing him, he flees into the slums with the gun of his kidnappers with the flash of the muzzle fresh in his eyes. He isn't heard from again.
Tahir was more gentle and benevolent, always looking out with love to his fellow children. He was consumed with grief and fell into depression at the age of nine, continuing to suffer for it for the next three years. On his eleventh birthday, he saw a troupe of Buddhist monks heading back to their temple after a long journey. One of the monks caught him looking and asked if he would like to come with them, to live in peace.
Tahir agreed and was taken in by the monks, learning the Buddhist way and being inducted soon. Right after his induction, he makes a quiet, private burial procession in which he places all of his memories of Aadi - a photo, a broken lighter, two birthday cards, a wood-and-string-and-feathers toy - and buries them.

Fast-forward 12 years, and the scene is coming just after a riot in the streets. The monks are helping by taking in the wounded and the homeless, the most vulnerable in those times. The situation gets more and more grim as more wounded and dying come in.
Tahir is tending to a wounded man when the man wakes up. Tahir soothes the wounded man's worries and tells him that he is in a temple of peace. The two then get along quite well, even if it's blatantly obvious that the man is decidedly less than innocent. But the teachings of Buddha compel Tahir to not judge and to help.

The man is full and well patched up, he takes a closer look at the monk . The same color as his.
Tahir has found Aadi.
User avatar #15 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2014) [-]
The two for a moment are stunned. Shocked, even. They simply do not know what to say. They had well and truly buried each other in the physical, mental and spiritual senses.
Aadi breaks down crying, faint-headed from blood loss and with his mental state already marred with stress. Tahir takes his thought-dead brother in arms and the two grown men weep, having found one another.
The riots slowly grind to a halt and then disperse - at long last, the river of wounded is slacking off to manageable levels. Aadi frets and worries for a few days, until his judgement finally cracks and he asks Tahiri if he can stay in the temple. The monk says yes without a second of thought.
Aadi just about snaps, then and there. His story starts spilling out - he simply cannot comprehend the idea of someone willingly and freely giving away food and lodgings and their homes, because in the criminal underworld a) nobody has those things to begin with, and b) such things are quickly taken away. In his world, the rules are made by the guy with the biggest or the most guns - by all rights, he could shoot up the temple and take what he wanted, but their peoples' culture is ingrained deep. You just do not harm monks, for they just do not harm you. It's a concept inconceivable to a criminal.

Tahir listens to his brother, and his heart grieves for Aadi's continual suffering. Suffering in a monk's perspective, anyway - the most horrific of crimes like rape, brutal murder, extortion? That was everyday business to the likes of Aadi. In fact, when Tahir asks about this, Aadi is genuinely confused. To the bloody-handed Aadi, he was just doing whatever it took to stay alive and stay respected. In the underworld, respect was the thing that kept you from being stabbed in your sleep by the people you thought loyal.

Tahir is shocked to learn this, all of the monks are. Not for the fact that this sort of thing happens, as suffering does happen in the world. They are shocked because it is so close to home.
User avatar #16 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2014) [-]
Flash-forward an indeterminate amount of time - Aadi decided to keep low, and occupy himself by getting to know his own brother and helping out around the temple. But unbeknownst to the monks, he has still been running drug-smuggling and arms dealing operations from a warehouse close by.

The two brothers one day have a completely clear schedule - Aadi helped out so well that all of the temple's chores were done before 10am, and the garden was well watered and set to give a bountiful harvest.
The two decide to take a walk together, down to the markets at Aadi's insistence "because I've got a little money and I can help". Tahir is happy that Aadi has been taking in the teachings of Buddha so well.

The two are walking to the markets, and all seems fine and calm. Their dress (Aadi wearing denim jeans, a stained shirt, smoking a cigarette, with a bandanna around his neck and Tahir in traditional and hand-woven Buddhist robes) aside, it feels like they're just two little kids again.
Then, while Tahir is buying apple seeds, Aadi is taken aside by some men and talked to. Tahir hears gunshots, bullets hitting flesh and men's grunts of pain. Weaving his way through the fleeing crowds, Tahir sees his brother come out, stained with blood and holding another gun.

There the distinction between them is made clear then. Tahir, shocked and in peaceful robes, begging his brother to place the gun down and turn himself in. Aadi, being asked to place down his only means of protection and leave himself to the mercies of the markedly zealous police, whom he is most familiar with

The choice is made by the murderer; Tahir once again is left without a brother.
User avatar #18 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2014) [-]
Two months pass. Tahir is at peace knowing that his brother is still alive. He can feel it in his very bones. Tahir spends all the time he can wishing well and praying for Aadi. To try and cleanse his mind of worry, he places more effort into his daily chores, and goes so far as to fixing up the temple a little. Repainting the walls and cleaning them of graffiti, varnishing the wooden floors and cleaning the rugs.

Then trouble arises as black limousines roll up at the temple gates and a group of burly men with various weapons come out, led by one of the greatest crime lords of the underworld.

They enter the temple - it's clear that they are uncomfortable there. A temple of purity and faith and kindness does not host blatant sinners well at all. The crime lord asks what he thinks is the head monk tersely about Aadi. It turns out that there is no real 'head' monk, it is simply a place of worship where all are equal. And Aadi, who had been rather quiet and isolated even in his being at the temple, was not remembered by the old monk.

The crime lord orders his lackeys to break the old man's knees. They hesitate, and are shot for their disobedience. The next obey without question.

While this has been happening, Aadi took down the two guards at the gate placed by the crime lord, and he's sprinting in towards the temple. He gets within a certain distance and then gets down, being quiet. Stealthily, he goes around the temple grounds executing the crime lord's lackeys with a silenced pistol - one of the many toys washed up amidst his arms dealing.

The crime lord loses patience, and having beaten two more monks to a bad state, starts in on Tahir. Then two bullets entering his henchmen's skulls alert the crime boss to Aadi's presence. The crime boss takes Tahir as a human shield.

There is no stalemate. The crime lord sprays Aadi with bullets. Aadi's shocked jerking pulls the trigger by accident. By some miracle, Aadi's bullet drills straight through the crime lord's head.
User avatar #19 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2014) [-]
The emergency services arrive too late. The police see a temple stained by spilt blood, corpses everywhere, three dead monks, two of the highest-profile figures in the entire criminal underworld, and one grieving man weeping into his dying brother's chest.

An indeterminate amount of time passes - the scene is Tahir, worn and tired from prayer and stress, beside Aadi's bed in an intensive care room.

Aadi wakes up. Tahir begs his brother to forgive him. Aadi smiles and readily does so.

Aadi doesn't mind the pain. You just do those things for your family.

Aadi and Tahir, brothers inseparable.
User avatar #20 - Denmarrk (02/20/2014) [-]
How long did it take you to type all of that?
User avatar #22 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2014) [-]
About 15 minutes or so, why?
User avatar #23 - Denmarrk (02/20/2014) [-]
That seemed like so much longer.
User avatar #24 - krasnogvardiech (02/20/2014) [-]
I only had one image to go off, give me a break. Especially as I did over five times the picture's worth.
User avatar #25 - frets (02/22/2014) [-]
You rang?
User avatar #26 - krasnogvardiech (02/22/2014) [-]
A few times, yes.

Why do you never return my calls?
User avatar #27 - frets (02/22/2014) [-]
Because when I picked up I heard crying on the line for at least 5 minutes before I hung up.
User avatar #28 - krasnogvardiech (02/22/2014) [-]

User avatar #12 - spiceycoughdrop (02/20/2014) [-]
I'd watch it
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User avatar #8 - amissingmouse (01/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #9 to #8 - FuckYouFatBen (01/06/2013) [-]
Hello, how are you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - amissingmouse (01/06/2013) [-]
I'm good, and you? :)
User avatar #11 to #10 - FuckYouFatBen (01/06/2013) [-]
Good to hear. And i could be better with all this after High School planning. Thanks for asking :). I like your Wolf pic.
User avatar #12 to #11 - amissingmouse (01/06/2013) [-]
Mm.. That's okay. :) Thank you ^^" My friend let me use it, she made it. (Im not so good with drawing.)
User avatar #13 to #12 - FuckYouFatBen (01/06/2013) [-]
Oh, she must be very talented. I stole mine from something i can't remember ATM. A Good Friend she is lol.
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join the Resistance
User avatar #7 to #6 - FuckYouFatBen (12/28/2010) [-]
My Life is yours...

"The Liberation of Roma has Begun"
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i like your profile name
User avatar #4 to #3 - FuckYouFatBen (07/12/2010) [-]
lol thanks it was when fatben was the troll
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