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A degenerate sword loving, fencing, asshole. Been on FJ since 13, now I'm twenty DAMN.

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#151 - It's interesting you say that. The Jewish stereotypes make no … 04/06/2016 on Ooga +4
#87 - Yeah. For some reason, when they get "pregnant" the … 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp 0
#67 - That I can do. For some reason...I could never do push ups. Bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2016 on unfairness 0
#75 - lukewarmhugs (04/06/2016) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
#45 - Sorry my love I don't have any particular links, a lot of this…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp +2
#46 - lmrml (04/06/2016) [-]
comicexplain, TO ME!
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#48 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
I'd suggest checking out some Venom vs. Carnage #1, for the good sort of beat downs! All of them have fought, at one time or another, over the course of the years. The first was Carnage/Venom, due to Carnage's unfortunate insanity. However, as they continued to have children, new and greater powers (And personas) would grow!
#121 - lmrml (04/07/2016) [-]
thank ye comicexplain you glorious bastard
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#49 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
FuckYouFatBen!
#44 - It is being pregnant. But the way you see it in a comic is rea… 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp +10
#40 - One thing I should note is that these symbiotes all have their…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp +5
#43 - lmrml (04/06/2016) [-]
can ya give me the sauce on some of the comics they fight in? there's a LOT of fucking sources and I'm too lazy to look through them all for the good ones
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#45 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
Sorry my love I don't have any particular links, a lot of this is off memory. All my symbiote comics (alongside the original deadpool, WW Hulk, infinity wars and spawn; comics) were lost on my old laptop (Would pirate the shit out of comics). Try comicexplain. He tends to be the one who can find the links. Would be interested as well. I want to get back into the symbiote storyline. It's one o the few I'm sure marvel hasn't sold out on.
#46 - lmrml (04/06/2016) [-]
comicexplain, TO ME!
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#48 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
I'd suggest checking out some Venom vs. Carnage #1, for the good sort of beat downs! All of them have fought, at one time or another, over the course of the years. The first was Carnage/Venom, due to Carnage's unfortunate insanity. However, as they continued to have children, new and greater powers (And personas) would grow!
#121 - lmrml (04/07/2016) [-]
thank ye comicexplain you glorious bastard
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#49 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
FuckYouFatBen!
#39 - Differing personalities. The symbiotes bond with their host in…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp +14
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#40 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
One thing I should note is that these symbiotes all have their own personalities. And these personalities have to mix with the host.
#43 - lmrml (04/06/2016) [-]
can ya give me the sauce on some of the comics they fight in? there's a LOT of fucking sources and I'm too lazy to look through them all for the good ones
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#45 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
Sorry my love I don't have any particular links, a lot of this is off memory. All my symbiote comics (alongside the original deadpool, WW Hulk, infinity wars and spawn; comics) were lost on my old laptop (Would pirate the shit out of comics). Try comicexplain. He tends to be the one who can find the links. Would be interested as well. I want to get back into the symbiote storyline. It's one o the few I'm sure marvel hasn't sold out on.
#46 - lmrml (04/06/2016) [-]
comicexplain, TO ME!
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#48 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
I'd suggest checking out some Venom vs. Carnage #1, for the good sort of beat downs! All of them have fought, at one time or another, over the course of the years. The first was Carnage/Venom, due to Carnage's unfortunate insanity. However, as they continued to have children, new and greater powers (And personas) would grow!
#121 - lmrml (04/07/2016) [-]
thank ye comicexplain you glorious bastard
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#49 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
FuckYouFatBen!
#32 - Add onto what the lower post. The symbiotes are essentially pa…  [+] (14 new replies) 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp +14
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#53 - daringdestiny (04/06/2016) [-]
The symbiotes were also getting more psychotic with each generation right? i vaguely remember carnage talking about something like that before Toxin was born
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#87 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
Yeah. For some reason, when they get "pregnant" the broken off symbiote breaks down a bit more. So the personality gets a bit more jacked up.

But that, I don't understand myself because Carnage is perfectly normal by himself. It was Cassidy who influenced it and then Carnage was like "You know what this dude is pretty cool, Ima make him the perfect host."
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#41 - pyrointheface (04/06/2016) [-]
Isn't it a little more complicated than just a piece breaking off
I read in Marvels Spider-Man Encyclopedia that Carnage was pregnant with the Toxin symbyote, and after releasing birthing, whatever it left him severely weakened
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#44 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
It is being pregnant. But the way you see it in a comic is really just a piece. Look up Caranage's first appearance, it's literally a drop of symbiote liquid on Cassidy's skin. And the term pregnant for me has always been a big thing because they're reproducing asexually, and I'm not to sure you can be pregnant when it's asexual

but I don't know I'm a virgin. So I'll have to research that. But yeah it's treated like a birth. Except it's shown like drops of symbiote.
#36 - anon (04/06/2016) [-]
so why do they fight so often if they are all related?
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#39 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
Differing personalities. The symbiotes bond with their host in more ways than one. There have been scenes of venom leaving a host mid battle (One case, leaving a guy while he's swinging in mid air). To have a symbiote, one must be able to bond with it's personality.

Venom: Venom was bonded with Spider-Man, but spidey is not a violent person. While venom is okay with tossing a truck out of the way, potentially killing bystanders, Spider-Man takes the extra effort to avoid casualties. He's submissive and calm as opposed to Venom's aggressive personality. This differing personality is why you'd see black Spider-Man always fighting and eventually the separation.

However, Eddie Brock was a savage. He ain't give a fuck about others, He only wanted his own power. ANd he wanted revenge on Peter Parker for basically ruining his life. Venom wanted revenge on Spider-Man for rejecting it (Think really pissed off Ex GF). This created a singular goal (Since when Venom bonded with Eddie, and symbiotes share memories with their host, Eddie found out that Peter is indeed spiderman). So now with that one goal and the same way of doing things , you get Venom. A symbiote human host who is essentially somewhat selfish and just hellbent on destroying Spider-Man.

Carnage: Carnage was a bit different. When carnage split from venom, it attached to Cassidy, this prisoner who was essentially a psychopath. The Carnage symbiote had a psychotic personality before. So when they bonded, BAM you get psychopath. And the matching personality created the perfect relationship. Carnage hates Venom because, well Carnage is just crazy. Venom on the other hand, it's like his son is stronger and willing to kill him. It's a constant war.

Toxin: Toxin, the almighty badass, is stronger than both Carnage and Venom; some could say together. Carnage knew that it's child would be stronger and decided to kill it but Venom wanted to raise Toxin as a sidekick. Well, he realized that Toxin is stronger than the both and teamed up with carnage to take Toxin down.

Just think of it as one big ass family feud about whose stronger and whose on top. And having the perfect host is based off personality type.
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#40 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
One thing I should note is that these symbiotes all have their own personalities. And these personalities have to mix with the host.
#43 - lmrml (04/06/2016) [-]
can ya give me the sauce on some of the comics they fight in? there's a LOT of fucking sources and I'm too lazy to look through them all for the good ones
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#45 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
Sorry my love I don't have any particular links, a lot of this is off memory. All my symbiote comics (alongside the original deadpool, WW Hulk, infinity wars and spawn; comics) were lost on my old laptop (Would pirate the shit out of comics). Try comicexplain. He tends to be the one who can find the links. Would be interested as well. I want to get back into the symbiote storyline. It's one o the few I'm sure marvel hasn't sold out on.
#46 - lmrml (04/06/2016) [-]
comicexplain, TO ME!
User avatar
#48 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
I'd suggest checking out some Venom vs. Carnage #1, for the good sort of beat downs! All of them have fought, at one time or another, over the course of the years. The first was Carnage/Venom, due to Carnage's unfortunate insanity. However, as they continued to have children, new and greater powers (And personas) would grow!
#121 - lmrml (04/07/2016) [-]
thank ye comicexplain you glorious bastard
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#49 - comicexplain (04/06/2016) [-]
FuckYouFatBen!
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#38 - Xyency (04/06/2016) [-]
Symbiotes have a natural instinct to always kill their fathers.
#37 - You know, I heard that a lot. It's not even working out but wh…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2016 on unfairness 0
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#65 - KEpToK (04/06/2016) [-]
If you eat healthy then you will probably lose weight, but you won't get any muscle definition which I assume is what you want. Do light jogging and crunches/planking to work your core, and then when your body is used to the idea of working out start doing pushups. If you don't like pushups then buy a medicine ball and do some twist crunches, they hurt at first but once the endorphins start flowing...
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#67 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
That I can do. For some reason...I could never do push ups. But I'll start with jogging and planking in the morning. That's better than sit ups for me. Thanks for the advice!
#75 - lukewarmhugs (04/06/2016) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
#20 - So I need some fit bros. I need help with sit ups. I'm too bro…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/05/2016 on unfairness 0
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#50 - thesunpraiser (04/06/2016) [-]
I got sick of sit-ups, so I started doing crunches. I know planking is better, but I just kinda don't do it. Crunches don't hurt though, even on my wooden floor. But I mean, do you fam.
#24 - lukewarmhugs (04/05/2016) [-]
sit-up bad 4 u
plank better 4 core
all about adapting 2 body type
looking gucci is 80% diet
eat right
lift weights
do a bit of running
cause fuck yea endorphins
or hike if running aint ur thing
get a buddy and buddy system that bitch up
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#37 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
You know, I heard that a lot. It's not even working out but what you eat. So like I completely cut out fast food. Though I'm slacking with my drinks, been drinking a lot of Arizonas but I'm getting close to switching to natural tea.

Planks. I will start. And running, I'm going to start doing morning jogs.
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#65 - KEpToK (04/06/2016) [-]
If you eat healthy then you will probably lose weight, but you won't get any muscle definition which I assume is what you want. Do light jogging and crunches/planking to work your core, and then when your body is used to the idea of working out start doing pushups. If you don't like pushups then buy a medicine ball and do some twist crunches, they hurt at first but once the endorphins start flowing...
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#67 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
That I can do. For some reason...I could never do push ups. But I'll start with jogging and planking in the morning. That's better than sit ups for me. Thanks for the advice!
#75 - lukewarmhugs (04/06/2016) [-]
no mcdonalds for you
#23 - vegasstoner (04/05/2016) [-]
do them on your bed.