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Date Signed Up:8/06/2009
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A degenerate sword loving, fencing, asshole. Been on FJ since 13, now I'm twenty DAMN.

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#23 - No such thing as a good civil rights movement in today's age w… 04/07/2016 on BLM co-founder tweets about... +1
#27 - What type of foods and drink do you eat?  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2016 on weight loss is "violent and... 0
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#62 - hotsinglesinyoarea (04/07/2016) [-]
Well the usual is either a bagel and eggs for breakfast, or a breakfast sandwich from a nice bagel joint on campus (currently a computer engineering undergrad), or if I'm feeling lazy some oatmeal, lunch/dinner is usually either a burrito, some fried rice, a small pizza, a small order of general tso's from a chinese joint on campus or if I really haven't eaten much I spoil myself a little with a sub from Firehouse or something like that. As long as it doesn't add up to more than 1800 kcals I'm good for the day.

I started out pretty heavy (6'2" but 280lbs) so cutting calories AND my favorite foods was just something I lacked the willpower for (I tried it last semester and crashed n burned halfway through) So I'm easing myself into it (gradually replacing a lot of crappy foods with healthier options). So far I've gotten myself down to 250lbs on dieting alone, barely been to the gym this semester (though I should go for the other health benefits it provides)

I think the biggest part though is I stopped drinking my calories. I cut out juices and sodas completely, which up until then were a regular part of my daily food intake. I still have the occasional diet soda when I'm really low energy for the caffeine, but that's an infrequent occurrence at this point.
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#64 - FuckYouFatBen (04/07/2016) [-]
What are your favorite drink alternatives?
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#65 - hotsinglesinyoarea (04/07/2016) [-]
Honestly, I mostly drink water. The only alternatives I have are zero calorie sodas from time to time, but those are really only something I use to curb the cravings for sugary stuff and ween myself off my caffeine dependency. Like I said, it's probably the hardest thing I had to change in my diet but it's been very worth it.
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#63 - FuckYouFatBen (04/07/2016) [-]
Fucking amazing. Yeah I've been eating less fast food and focusing on eggs and toast. I'm cutting out bacon now.

How do you count calories? So like is there a place that shows how much calories are in something?

And that's my biggest issue. Drinking my Calories. I stopped soda but I'm still gorging on like Ice Tea arizona's. I'm going to stop. I have to figure out something sweet that's not going to make me fat, but going to get rid of that morning taste in my mouth.
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#66 - hotsinglesinyoarea (04/07/2016) [-]
I mostly eat on campus, and my school posts all their nutritional information on the dining hall website so it's just a matter of adding up whatever I buy. If it's not from campus it's usually something storebought and premade so it has the nutritional info on the box/bag, again, just a matter of adding it up.
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#106 - Yeah. I wish there could be a renaissance. You know, just a ye…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2016 on Random Facts Comp 0
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#108 - gragasvlad (04/07/2016) [-]
There are other companies making comics you know.
#100 - Well I meant marvel more for the moviegoers. DC has been focus…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2016 on Random Facts Comp 0
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#101 - gragasvlad (04/06/2016) [-]
well on average I prefer Marvel to DC. But all in all.... well let's just say that both of them reboot to often which makes me VERY uninterested.
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#106 - FuckYouFatBen (04/07/2016) [-]
Yeah. I wish there could be a renaissance. You know, just a year where a bunch of good shit gets dropped. New characters. New universes. Just new.
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#108 - gragasvlad (04/07/2016) [-]
There are other companies making comics you know.
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#11 - And I'm leaving tomorrow. What d'you say? When I'm gon…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/06/2016 on The difference between... +13
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#23 - kegget (04/06/2016) [-]
if slipknot was a piece of clothing it'd be a fedora with skulls on it
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#51 - FuckYouFatBen (04/07/2016) [-]
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#43 - equinoxxa (04/06/2016) [-]
This is so accurate it's almost painful. Good shout.
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#41 - mcderfenschmirt (04/06/2016) [-]
As a guy who used to be hard core into Slipknot in middle school I can confirm.
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#19 - itssakamoto (04/06/2016) [-]
Boy: *growling noises and guitar shredding*
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#12 - FuckYouFatBen (04/06/2016) [-]
Top is Girl. I can't get it right!
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