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FuckYouFatBen

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/06/2009
Last Login:7/28/2016
Location:New York
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A degenerate sword loving, fencing, asshole. Been on FJ since 13, now I'm twenty DAMN.

Black but not beautiful.
Tall but not loved
Empty but not spacious.
My horrible attempt at poetry.

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#42 - Oh. Thank you I actually thought it was burnt. I never had a b…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2016 on Meat +6
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#53 - fistings (04/10/2016) [-]
if the brisket is done well, it's fucking amazing. There's this barbecue restaurant near my parents place called Wayne's Smokehouse, and it's got some of the best brisket I've had in my life. Beefy, falling apart, seasoned perfectly... fuck, I want barbecue now.
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#45 - thehornedking (04/10/2016) [-]
Like God came in your mouth.
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#56 - indonesia (04/10/2016) [-]
now I'm intrigued
#22 - She goes out to dinner with dogs and cats then? 04/09/2016 on Yselec Zakivei Wirtonyo 0
#88 - But you're right. The only thing, this hive mind has always be… 04/09/2016 on People should say what they... +21
#83 - Comment deleted 04/09/2016 on People should say what they... -19
#59 - I need a ******* scale and this bitch is destroying it. I get … 04/08/2016 on Woman breaks free of her scale +1
#58 - Newgrounds taught me how to get hard 04/08/2016 on Never forget your roots +1
#39 - I mean from what I've heard, all foods that don't come from li… 04/08/2016 on fatlogic: I think she's... 0
#30 - Bitch can't even Seppuku correctly. 04/08/2016 on Avardi Acerdirmu Ifeird +24
#43 - I belong to a generation of weaklings.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2016 on "I hate you brother! Stop... 0
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#44 - platinumaltaria (04/07/2016) [-]
No, you belong to a generation of people who put their crazy, their stupid, their humanity out in the open, and are shamed for it. And if that isn't the single greatest reflection of the human condition I don't know what is. People are not perfect, we aren't even close.
#64 - What are your favorite drink alternatives?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2016 on weight loss is "violent and... 0
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#65 - hotsinglesinyoarea (04/07/2016) [-]
Honestly, I mostly drink water. The only alternatives I have are zero calorie sodas from time to time, but those are really only something I use to curb the cravings for sugary stuff and ween myself off my caffeine dependency. Like I said, it's probably the hardest thing I had to change in my diet but it's been very worth it.