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FuckTheWhat

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#28 - Which in turn is the joke here, ironically. 11/09/2013 on Wank Walk +6
#72 - Yeah, my mind forces me to think **** levels of t…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on shameful confession is... +1
User avatar #87 - catassassin (11/06/2013) [-]
Precisely, although I've noticed that it doesn't happen to me as often. Or at least, not as often as it did in middle school.
#18 - I didn't know people were born with belly buttons. Same case w…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on It seemed quite logical at... 0
User avatar #128 - ghchamp (11/05/2013) [-]
people aren't born with belly buttons.
#9 - Or set it to be behind text if you don't want to move the text at all. 10/28/2013 on Word +1
#174 - In the comments today: learning. 10/28/2013 on but.. but.. Murica? +1
#13 - I know that you're joking, but a hemipenis is a particular kin…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on "Riding" on the Magic... 0
User avatar #17 - karson (10/16/2013) [-]
I've heard their penis are looped, or have a "hook" shape. dodge makes the hemi engine, named so for their hemispherical shaped heads... So I'm guessing calling it a hemipenis means it has the loop or "hook" shape I mentioned earlier?
#25 - howaboutnsfw (10/16/2013) [-]
Well sharks have 2 penises. One for urine and one for mating. So the Hemi could mean it only does half the job. So two for mating, and one for urine or vice versa.
#34 - toensix (10/16/2013) [-]
Wouldn't they need just a hole for urinating? I mean an extra pointless appendage seems like something you'd want to get rid of.
#56 - howaboutnsfw (10/17/2013) [-]
Don't ask me! I didn't design them!
#12 - Playing through it right now with S+ through S++++ ranks. … 10/16/2013 on Swaggggg 0
#9 - I recall this being posted in the past poking fun at how it lo… 10/16/2013 on Bald people 0
#8 - Three hemipenises, actually.  [+] (6 new replies) 10/16/2013 on "Riding" on the Magic... 0
User avatar #11 - LookinHereWhy (10/16/2013) [-]
so 1.5 penises?
#13 - FuckTheWhat (10/16/2013) [-]
I know that you're joking, but a hemipenis is a particular kind pf penis. I'm no expert so I can't tell you what defines one, but some snakes and lizards and the like have them.
User avatar #17 - karson (10/16/2013) [-]
I've heard their penis are looped, or have a "hook" shape. dodge makes the hemi engine, named so for their hemispherical shaped heads... So I'm guessing calling it a hemipenis means it has the loop or "hook" shape I mentioned earlier?
#25 - howaboutnsfw (10/16/2013) [-]
Well sharks have 2 penises. One for urine and one for mating. So the Hemi could mean it only does half the job. So two for mating, and one for urine or vice versa.
#34 - toensix (10/16/2013) [-]
Wouldn't they need just a hole for urinating? I mean an extra pointless appendage seems like something you'd want to get rid of.
#56 - howaboutnsfw (10/17/2013) [-]
Don't ask me! I didn't design them!
#12 - Actually, here. 10/16/2013 on maddon di gesu. +6
#11 - He was sucking her nipples, and then went down to undo her pan… 10/16/2013 on maddon di gesu. +2
#18 - Pfft, there's worse things in this universe than cumming in cl… 10/16/2013 on Dat feeling 0
#16 - I've done it before in class. Takes some effort, and the sex d…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/16/2013 on Dat feeling 0
#17 - arreatface (10/16/2013) [-]
mfw cumming in class
#18 - FuckTheWhat (10/16/2013) [-]
Pfft, there's worse things in this universe than cumming in class, and I've done some number of those things. Try not to be so shocked.
#21 - Oh my god that face is priceless. 10/16/2013 on FML +14
#8 - iunderstoodthatreference.gif :V  [+] (4 new replies) 10/16/2013 on maddon di gesu. +8
User avatar #10 - tonkkax (10/16/2013) [-]
I understood this reference too, and i would like to see the sauce again.

it was a 4chan story about some guy having sex with his girlfriend, he says that and suddenly she starts laughing and leaves, right?
#12 - FuckTheWhat (10/16/2013) [-]
Actually, here.
#11 - FuckTheWhat (10/16/2013) [-]
He was sucking her nipples, and then went down to undo her pants, and that's when he said it, yes.
#9 - thelegitmetalhead (10/16/2013) [-]
Have fun
#128 - I suppose that's why he put "feminists" in quotes. 10/16/2013 on By products of feminism +1
#52 - I'm not thinking too hard about this. It definitely IS situati…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2013 on Moral of the story +2
User avatar #81 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#44 - It says "Not everyone who pulls you out of **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Moral of the story +2
User avatar #45 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
I think you're putting too much thought into this.. you have a point but in a specific situation it'd be best to seek help rather than do it yourself. For example, if you broke your arm the best thing to do would be to get a doctor check it out lest you risk infection and other complications.
#52 - FuckTheWhat (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not thinking too hard about this. It definitely IS situation specific, like you just said. To act as though all three of these morals are true 100% of the time would be unwise.
User avatar #81 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#42 - Refer to the second point.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/20/2013 on Moral of the story +2
User avatar #43 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
They don't have to be your friend; could be a friendly stranger, a counselor, therapist or family member.
#44 - FuckTheWhat (09/20/2013) [-]
It says "Not everyone who pulls you out of shit is your friend", meaning that you can't trust everyone who appears to be helpful. It doesn't mean your literal friend.
User avatar #45 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
I think you're putting too much thought into this.. you have a point but in a specific situation it'd be best to seek help rather than do it yourself. For example, if you broke your arm the best thing to do would be to get a doctor check it out lest you risk infection and other complications.
#52 - FuckTheWhat (09/20/2013) [-]
I'm not thinking too hard about this. It definitely IS situation specific, like you just said. To act as though all three of these morals are true 100% of the time would be unwise.
User avatar #81 - ninootendoo (09/20/2013) [-]
Indeed.
#40 - Picture 09/17/2013 on Family Love +9
#121 - When me and my friend play Super Mario World, we play as Luigi… 09/14/2013 on Coping +4
#173 - SmittyG 09/13/2013 on He delievered +1
#91 - "KING OF ART art" Not to do the exact same … 09/12/2013 on BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW +1
#13 - I won.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2013 on Equestria Girls in Reality. 0
#14 - ajrd (09/12/2013) [-]
Bravo.
#16 - "After he (jokingly) joked" As opposed to w…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/12/2013 on BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW +172
User avatar #87 - JMF (09/12/2013) [-]
Does it mean that he was joking about joking?
User avatar #27 - kreekydoorS (09/12/2013) [-]
What you don't seriously joke?

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