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#31 - I never claimed to have made it though, even gave credit to wh…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/26/2012 on Game of Thrones and... +1
User avatar #32 - theblobble (11/29/2012) [-]
thank you. gave you a thumb for admitting, sooo.... yeah
#212 - It's from buttersafe  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2012 on Punny +4
#214 - paesani (11/14/2012) [-]
All my hopes in OP are gone now...
#3 - Ouch  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2012 on Everytime +1
User avatar #8 - WhattheNorris (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm Buddhist and there's either the biggest fucking awkward silence ever or some brave soul asks me if they should say it and the class erupts into a fucking religious debate.
#3 - Comment deleted 11/05/2012 on iCBM 0
#1 - No one ever says 'god bless you' to me because I'm Hindu and t…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2012 on Everytime 0
User avatar #2 - stillloading (11/05/2012) [-]
no, you shouldn't bomb fj
User avatar #3 - FroshWeek (11/05/2012) [-]
Ouch
User avatar #8 - WhattheNorris (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm Buddhist and there's either the biggest fucking awkward silence ever or some brave soul asks me if they should say it and the class erupts into a fucking religious debate.
#409 - Don't ask me ask the idiots who came up with this ridiculous theory XD  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2012 on You're a winner 0
User avatar #410 - turboderp (10/31/2012) [-]
Yeah.. Well, I'm kind of worried I might be accused for being a mass-murderer.
#3 - I met these Mormons at this camp I went to in grade 10. They t…  [+] (26 new replies) 10/29/2012 on You're a winner +18
User avatar #188 - adrianking (10/30/2012) [-]
Close.

The highest tier is for faithful members of the church, middle is for good people of the earth, and the lowest is for the scum.

And apparently if we saw how awesome the lowest tier of heaven was, we'd all kill ourselves to get there.
#224 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
Close, but wrong again. There is no heaven. Ya, I know that we were supposed to be implying that there's a heaven whether we believe it or not, but the Bible doesn't always agree with it's own definition of things, and heaven is no exception. People will even make up their own ideas of Heaven BASED on scripture and call it good.
User avatar #318 - captainrattrap (10/30/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#319 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
Ummm, first of all, I've tried, and it's actually a lot harder than it looks. Second of all, why?
#380 - anonyrnoose (10/30/2012) [-]
>a lot harder than it looks
>get a knife
>stab yourself in the neck
>bleed out

There you go. Have fun.
#394 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
I tried it with a knife but I wasn't strong enough to do all that much damage. I also tried sticking a needle in my jugular vein, but even though it went all the way in, I didn't bleed at all. Anyway, why?
#413 - anonyrnoose (11/03/2012) [-]
That didn't work out? Try sharpening the blade. You don't need much strength if you do that. Or, how about:

Jumping off a high building head-first
Hanging yourself
Taking a whole bunch of pills

Or, if you're too pussy to do it yourself, get someone else to help you.
#414 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm not old enough to go anywhere by myself, and my parents know I'm suicidal, so jumping off a building doesn't work. Also, I don't have any structures in my home that are strong enough to support my weight, and even when I just tried choking myself, the stuff I used broke. First, I tried using headphones, cause they were close, and they broke, so the I tried using a belt, but I just ended up tearing it apart. Also, We don't have any pills in my house that would kill me over-night, and if it doesn't, then my parents will take me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. And, finally, when I was to pussy to do it by suffocating myself, I actually asked a couple of people to help, but they refused. I don't think you understand how much thought I've put into this.
#416 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Your belt tore? Lying fuck.
#417 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll admit that it WAS a really weird belt, but I'm not lying. It's made up of about 8 or 9 threads that are interweaving throughout it, and those are made up of some material that isn't standard belt leather. I don't really know what to call it, but it almost seemed like a mix between leather, Styrofoam, and cardboard. I couldn't find a real belt at the time.
#418 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
You also stated you weren't old enough to go anywhere by yourself. How old are you, 10?
#419 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
14. It's really not that I'm not old enough, but since my parents know I want to kill myself, they keep a close eye on me.
#420 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Have you tried drowning yourself? And just out of curiosity, since you said there aren't any strong enough structures to hold your weight, how much do you weigh?
#421 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Actually, I have not tried drowning myself, because I am horrified of dying a slow and painful death, especially by water, which is why I don't ride on boats. About my weight, I actually just weigh 100 pounds, so I guess I should rephrase what I said; there is nothing in my house that I could hang from that could hold the weight of a human
#422 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Do you or anybody in your family drink soda from a can?
#423 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Yes, occasionally. At the very least, I can buy canned soda
#424 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Next time you get a can, twist it so the can rips. The ripped edge is very sharp. You can use that to slit your wrists multiple times until you bleed out, or just simply slit your neck (which would be faster).
#425 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tip. I oughta try that if I ever get the chance. Besides, it's always good to have a way out when things inevitably go wrong.
User avatar #320 - captainrattrap (10/30/2012) [-]
Just go around town punching people in the face. Eventually someone will beat you to death.
#415 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
It's a lot more likely that I'll just get sent to juvy though
User avatar #226 - adrianking (10/30/2012) [-]
I was speaking on Mormon beliefs. Not reality.
#228 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
Didn't even know the mormons belief was different. Good to know I guess.
User avatar #233 - adrianking (10/30/2012) [-]
As far as Christian beliefs go, Mormons are pretty radical.

For example, there is absolutely nothing you can do to get into their version of hell, which they call "Outer Darkness."

That place is reserved for people who spoke with God, walked around with him, went to bitchin' raves with him, but then were like: "no way, God. You're a dick, I ain't worshipping you."
#236 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
I've always thought the Mormons' beliefs were stupid :/ now they seem even stupider! I'm glad I'm so many smarterer than they
User avatar #6 - goodguygary (10/29/2012) [-]
go gold or go home to hell
#4 - retrochris (10/29/2012) [-]
Beeing an Amazonian sounds cool.
#55 - Oh man I wonder how many kids wasted their batteries walking i… 10/29/2012 on Useless Prof. Oak +9
#1 - If masturbation is murder, then I really don't want to end up …  [+] (34 new replies) 10/29/2012 on You're a winner +172
User avatar #385 - turboderp (10/30/2012) [-]
Fucking to make a baby is almost as much murder as masturbating.. only one (maybe 2-3?) sperm things get to "live"... What about the rest of the million++ who get "killed"?
User avatar #409 - FroshWeek (10/31/2012) [-]
Don't ask me ask the idiots who came up with this ridiculous theory XD
User avatar #410 - turboderp (10/31/2012) [-]
Yeah.. Well, I'm kind of worried I might be accused for being a mass-murderer.
#11 - sunnydaycoffee (10/29/2012) [-]
>implying hell exist
#2 - retrochris (10/29/2012) [-]
Oh well, in the end the one's you "murdered" didn't do something wrong, so they won't end up in hell. Guess where it's sticky then...
#152 - thenewnuggubler (10/29/2012) [-]
they're not clouds...
User avatar #48 - heartlessrobot (10/29/2012) [-]
They're not baptized. Anyone that isn't baptized, regardless of personal virtue, ends up in hell.
User avatar #3 - FroshWeek (10/29/2012) [-]
I met these Mormons at this camp I went to in grade 10. They tried to convert me (I'm Hindu) by telling me about heaven. Apparently there's different levels, the best for baptized people, then a lower one for children who died before getting baptized, followed by a bronze-level one for people who were never given the chance to convert aka Amazonians. Needless to say I lost the chance to make it to the bronze level by rejecting their offers of conversion
User avatar #188 - adrianking (10/30/2012) [-]
Close.

The highest tier is for faithful members of the church, middle is for good people of the earth, and the lowest is for the scum.

And apparently if we saw how awesome the lowest tier of heaven was, we'd all kill ourselves to get there.
#224 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
Close, but wrong again. There is no heaven. Ya, I know that we were supposed to be implying that there's a heaven whether we believe it or not, but the Bible doesn't always agree with it's own definition of things, and heaven is no exception. People will even make up their own ideas of Heaven BASED on scripture and call it good.
User avatar #318 - captainrattrap (10/30/2012) [-]
Kill yourself.
#319 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
Ummm, first of all, I've tried, and it's actually a lot harder than it looks. Second of all, why?
#380 - anonyrnoose (10/30/2012) [-]
>a lot harder than it looks
>get a knife
>stab yourself in the neck
>bleed out

There you go. Have fun.
#394 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
I tried it with a knife but I wasn't strong enough to do all that much damage. I also tried sticking a needle in my jugular vein, but even though it went all the way in, I didn't bleed at all. Anyway, why?
#413 - anonyrnoose (11/03/2012) [-]
That didn't work out? Try sharpening the blade. You don't need much strength if you do that. Or, how about:

Jumping off a high building head-first
Hanging yourself
Taking a whole bunch of pills

Or, if you're too pussy to do it yourself, get someone else to help you.
#414 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
I'm not old enough to go anywhere by myself, and my parents know I'm suicidal, so jumping off a building doesn't work. Also, I don't have any structures in my home that are strong enough to support my weight, and even when I just tried choking myself, the stuff I used broke. First, I tried using headphones, cause they were close, and they broke, so the I tried using a belt, but I just ended up tearing it apart. Also, We don't have any pills in my house that would kill me over-night, and if it doesn't, then my parents will take me to the hospital to get my stomach pumped. And, finally, when I was to pussy to do it by suffocating myself, I actually asked a couple of people to help, but they refused. I don't think you understand how much thought I've put into this.
#416 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Your belt tore? Lying fuck.
#417 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Alright, I'll admit that it WAS a really weird belt, but I'm not lying. It's made up of about 8 or 9 threads that are interweaving throughout it, and those are made up of some material that isn't standard belt leather. I don't really know what to call it, but it almost seemed like a mix between leather, Styrofoam, and cardboard. I couldn't find a real belt at the time.
#418 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
You also stated you weren't old enough to go anywhere by yourself. How old are you, 10?
#419 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
14. It's really not that I'm not old enough, but since my parents know I want to kill myself, they keep a close eye on me.
#420 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Have you tried drowning yourself? And just out of curiosity, since you said there aren't any strong enough structures to hold your weight, how much do you weigh?
#421 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Actually, I have not tried drowning myself, because I am horrified of dying a slow and painful death, especially by water, which is why I don't ride on boats. About my weight, I actually just weigh 100 pounds, so I guess I should rephrase what I said; there is nothing in my house that I could hang from that could hold the weight of a human
#422 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Do you or anybody in your family drink soda from a can?
#423 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Yes, occasionally. At the very least, I can buy canned soda
#424 - anonyrnoose (11/04/2012) [-]
Next time you get a can, twist it so the can rips. The ripped edge is very sharp. You can use that to slit your wrists multiple times until you bleed out, or just simply slit your neck (which would be faster).
#425 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tip. I oughta try that if I ever get the chance. Besides, it's always good to have a way out when things inevitably go wrong.
User avatar #320 - captainrattrap (10/30/2012) [-]
Just go around town punching people in the face. Eventually someone will beat you to death.
#415 - onceapiece (11/04/2012) [-]
It's a lot more likely that I'll just get sent to juvy though
User avatar #226 - adrianking (10/30/2012) [-]
I was speaking on Mormon beliefs. Not reality.
#228 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
Didn't even know the mormons belief was different. Good to know I guess.
User avatar #233 - adrianking (10/30/2012) [-]
As far as Christian beliefs go, Mormons are pretty radical.

For example, there is absolutely nothing you can do to get into their version of hell, which they call "Outer Darkness."

That place is reserved for people who spoke with God, walked around with him, went to bitchin' raves with him, but then were like: "no way, God. You're a dick, I ain't worshipping you."
#236 - onceapiece (10/30/2012) [-]
I've always thought the Mormons' beliefs were stupid :/ now they seem even stupider! I'm glad I'm so many smarterer than they
User avatar #6 - goodguygary (10/29/2012) [-]
go gold or go home to hell
#4 - retrochris (10/29/2012) [-]
Beeing an Amazonian sounds cool.
#76 - FJ is the last place you want to criticize anything from the 90s  [+] (1 new reply) 10/29/2012 on The Land Before Time +4
User avatar #79 - drakesblood (10/29/2012) [-]
To be fair, I find it annoying more because of the other kids my ages who also watched it. I was interested in dinosaurs around the time I started primary school, which I think was also around the time these came out(I started in 93), and I could name a considerable number by their proper names. This was not an advantage when every other little kid at my school said "long-neck", and I sauropod.
I never got a good start at the whole "fitting in" thing, and that tempered the entirety of the time I spent at school. All the way to grade 12. This cartoon is one of the things that started the ball rolling in those regards...

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User avatar #9 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
I love saying that word FROSH FROSH FROSH. Its my first year of college. ***** easy.
User avatar #10 to #12 - FroshWeek (11/17/2011) [-]
haha I made this account during my Frosh Week hence the name :P **** is sooo easy first year, 2nd year depends for some people. What college/program are u in?
User avatar #11 to #13 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
Taking art. It's a two year course! wbu?
User avatar #12 to #14 - FroshWeek (11/17/2011) [-]
Psychology with minors in economics and religions at McGill
User avatar #13 to #15 - xboxlive (11/17/2011) [-]
Teach them good.
User avatar #14 to #16 - FroshWeek (11/18/2011) [-]
the goodest
#2 - ThexD (09/13/2011) [-]
hello good sir
User avatar #3 to #5 - FroshWeek (09/13/2011) [-]
Greetings kind gentleman. What can I do for you?
User avatar #4 to #6 - ThexD (09/13/2011) [-]
nothing inparticular i was just droppin by to say hi because badboy said you were a neat person
User avatar #5 to #7 - FroshWeek (09/13/2011) [-]
ah well hello! who's badboy?
User avatar #6 to #8 - ThexD (09/13/2011) [-]
the guy who posted a comment first on ur profile lol he randomly rolled ur username xD
User avatar #7 to #9 - FroshWeek (09/13/2011) [-]
ohh lol
User avatar #8 to #10 - ThexD (09/13/2011) [-]
**ThexD rolled user Petroleum** keep it goin lol say hi to whoever i roll
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