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Foltzie  

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Steam Profile: foltzie88
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360
Video Games Played: Far Cry 3, NCAA Football, Skyrim, Fallout 3
X-box Gamertag: Foltzie88
Interests: Doctor Who, Far Cry 3, Beer, Partying, and socializing
Date Signed Up:3/27/2010
Last Login:5/22/2013
Location:Virginia
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Hello, I'm Foltzie! I've been around FJ awhile now, and the thing that always makes me laugh the hardest are the texts from dog. I'm a happily married man, who's expecting his first child in November.

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#364 - allion (05/21/2013) [-]
oh heyyyyyyyy! waazzaaapppppp
oh heyyyyyyyy!
waazzaaapppppp
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#351 - allion (04/28/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #353 to #352 - allion (05/01/2013) [-]
wazzzuppppppppppppppppp!
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User avatar #354 to #353 - Foltzie (05/01/2013) [-]
Not much

stressin about this job interview tomorrow.
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User avatar #355 to #354 - allion (05/01/2013) [-]
what's it for?
and I'm stressing cause I got my ACT scores back and I only got a 25...
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User avatar #356 to #355 - Foltzie (05/01/2013) [-]
What's an ACT?

It's a job that deals with a complete different sort of work that I've never done before.
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User avatar #357 to #356 - allion (05/01/2013) [-]
lol well like what! what is the job?

and you know like to get into colleges you take the SAT or the ACT or both
ACT is on a scale of 1 to 36
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User avatar #358 to #357 - Foltzie (05/01/2013) [-]
Oh, 25 doesn't sound awful.

It deals with computers, putting them together and fixing them, for the government lol
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#359 to #358 - allion (05/01/2013) [-]
oh well that's interesting! I love dealing with computers, sounds like fun to me
oh well that's interesting! I love dealing with computers, sounds like fun to me
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User avatar #360 to #359 - Foltzie (05/01/2013) [-]
The only problem is, except browsing the interwebz, my knowledge is limited.
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#361 to #360 - allion (05/01/2013) [-]
like have you ever done it before? like put together a computer or anything?
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#362 to #361 - Foltzie (05/01/2013) [-]
Supposedly they'll train ya.
Supposedly they'll train ya.
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#363 to #362 - allion (05/01/2013) [-]
well that's awesome!!
let me know how it goes
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#339 - allion (04/15/2013) [-]
hey dude!
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#340 to #339 - Foltzie (04/15/2013) [-]
Hey! What's up allion?
Hey! What's up allion?
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#341 to #340 - allion (04/15/2013) [-]
well doing homework and studying for this huge exam I have tonight
super fun stuff!
what about you?
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#342 to #341 - Foltzie (04/15/2013) [-]
Well at the moment I'm getting ready for work.
I'm in the process of buying a house!!
And my baby is coming along great, but other than that it's the same ol stuff.
So when do you finish school for the year?
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#343 to #342 - allion (04/15/2013) [-]
oh cool when do you get to move? and how far along?

and as for me, my college class is over next tuesday, that's my final. and then after that I only have to worry about highschool classes! (which is nothing)
and then hs is over the first week of june
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#344 to #343 - Foltzie (04/18/2013) [-]
I'm hoping to be moved by June 1st, and she's 10 weeks along. I got to see the baby move yesterday, let me tell ya...that's amazing.
I'm hoping to be moved by June 1st, and she's 10 weeks along. I got to see the baby move yesterday, let me tell ya...that's amazing.
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User avatar #346 to #344 - burnthechildren (04/19/2013) [-]
btw it's me lol
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User avatar #345 to #344 - burnthechildren (04/19/2013) [-]
whoahh
when do you find out if they're a boy or a girl?
and what names do you have??
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User avatar #347 to #345 - Foltzie (04/19/2013) [-]
Lol oh I was wondering, "Who the hell..?"

We've got 10 more weeks until we find out, I want to find out now!

For a boy we have
1. Benjamin
2..Andrew

For a girl...
1.Elizabeth
2. Abigail
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User avatar #348 to #347 - burnthechildren (04/19/2013) [-]
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
this is so exciting!!!!
you must post pics
wellll that might be weird idk lol
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User avatar #349 to #348 - Foltzie (04/19/2013) [-]
It'll probably be a little weird lol.
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User avatar #350 to #349 - burnthechildren (04/19/2013) [-]
yeah well, it is fj afterall, I wouldn't do it :P
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#331 - allion (03/23/2013) [-]
heya
heya
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#332 to #331 - Foltzie (03/24/2013) [-]
Hello.
Hello.
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#333 to #332 - allion (03/25/2013) [-]
whot's-a hoppinin' hot stoff
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#334 to #333 - Foltzie (03/25/2013) [-]
Nothing really, just sitting around watching it snow. What you up to homie?
Nothing really, just sitting around watching it snow. What you up to homie?
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#335 to #334 - allion (03/25/2013) [-]
yeah wtf is with all this snow??? it's my spring break :(
well I worked today and I had to bring in shopping carts in the blinding snow
what's good with you?
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#336 to #335 - Foltzie (03/25/2013) [-]
I love the snow! Not a whole lot, supposed to go to the baby doctor tomorrow.
I love the snow! Not a whole lot, supposed to go to the baby doctor tomorrow.
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#337 to #336 - allion (03/25/2013) [-]
cool, what happens then?
cool, what happens then?
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User avatar #338 to #337 - Foltzie (03/25/2013) [-]
Well they've already poked around at her vajay jay and what not, did a ultrasound, my kid is the size of a mcnugget.
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User avatar #328 - crzyfairy (03/19/2013) [-]
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey....... hi :3
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#329 to #328 - Foltzie (03/20/2013) [-]
Hi
Hi
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User avatar #327 - crzyfairy (03/12/2013) [-]
I hate you, Bitch!
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User avatar #324 - snipys (03/07/2013) [-]
Please do not let your kid become a yoloswagfag.
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User avatar #325 to #324 - Foltzie (03/07/2013) [-]
We have more sense than that. Wish life was kinda of like a RPG, you know? You could determine your kids skills and stuff like that lol.
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User avatar #321 - HayleyWilliams (03/06/2013) [-]
congrats!
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User avatar #322 to #321 - Foltzie (03/07/2013) [-]
Thank you!!
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#311 - allion (03/06/2013) [-]
hah! my best friend is a celebrity. your post made front page! I saw it and I was like cool, then I looked up and saw it was you!
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User avatar #315 to #311 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
:D I is! I'm so tickled lol.
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User avatar #310 - anonomoz (03/06/2013) [-]
congratulation fagget
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User avatar #314 to #310 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
Thanks nagger.
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User avatar #330 to #314 - allion (03/21/2013) [-]
lel
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User avatar #309 - jingleforth (03/06/2013) [-]
wut r u naming ur kid
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User avatar #313 to #309 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
Depends on the gender of course, but we're not real sure yet.
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User avatar #316 to #313 - jingleforth (03/06/2013) [-]
Name it Kaido.

(just kidding)
or am I.

anyways, gratz man, good luck
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User avatar #317 to #316 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you!!!
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User avatar #308 - waiwei (03/06/2013) [-]
Congratulations.
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User avatar #312 to #308 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you!!
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#306 - felixjarl (03/06/2013) [-]
You have been given a responsibility but also a gift, do not waste it. Happy for you mate.
You have been given a responsibility but also a gift, do not waste it. Happy for you mate.
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User avatar #318 to #306 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I will.
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#305 - FriendWreck ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
You're gonna be a dad?!? Congratulations!!!!!
You're gonna be a dad?!? Congratulations!!!!!
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User avatar #319 to #305 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
Thank you! I would have told you sooner if I seen you.
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User avatar #320 to #319 - FriendWreck ONLINE (03/06/2013) [-]
I know you would've. :) Still, I'm so happy for you! Haha I'm still pretty young to have babies, but can't wait to be in your shoes. I hope everything goes smoothly.
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User avatar #323 to #320 - Foltzie (03/07/2013) [-]
It's a big step in my life that's for sure. But I'll handle it for sure.
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User avatar #302 - ICEDgrunge (03/06/2013) [-]
Congratulations on the child man. I hope you raise the lil' one well. If there's one thing I must beg of you, it is this: I know from experience that every kid wishes to be older, that's just natural, but when your kid starts spouting that jive, smack him a good one! Make sure he enjoys the fuck out of his childhood, that's the greatest gift you can give to your kiddo. Good luck on that trip man, it'll be one hell of a ride.
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#303 to #302 - Foltzie (03/06/2013) [-]
&quot;spouting that jive&quot; lol. But thank you anyways, I will try my best.
"spouting that jive" lol. But thank you anyways, I will try my best.
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#304 to #303 - ICEDgrunge (03/06/2013) [-]
No problem man, I know you'll do an excellent job.
No problem man, I know you'll do an excellent job.
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#300 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
I like your description by the way :D
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#301 to #300 - Foltzie (02/27/2013) [-]
:)
:)
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#289 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FOLTIZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#290 to #289 - Foltzie (02/22/2013) [-]
ALLION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya!
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#291 to #290 - allion (02/22/2013) [-]
how's it going?
how's it going?
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User avatar #292 to #291 - Foltzie (02/23/2013) [-]
It's going alright, how about you?

Oh, I got a tattoo!!!
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User avatar #293 to #292 - allion (02/23/2013) [-]
cool what of?
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User avatar #294 to #293 - Foltzie (02/25/2013) [-]
I got the Batman logo, on my back :)
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#295 to #294 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
omg that's awesome!!!!!!!!! post pics!
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#296 to #295 - Foltzie (02/25/2013) [-]
When I had just got it done.
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User avatar #297 to #296 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
niiiiiiiiiiiice, that's a good tattoo. anything else would have been ghey
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User avatar #298 to #297 - Foltzie (02/25/2013) [-]
Yeahhhh, it was painfull thought!

I'm a big baby.. :P
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#299 to #298 - allion (02/25/2013) [-]
haha well I've never gotten a tattoo so idk how much it hurts anyway
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User avatar #283 - twi (02/13/2013) [-]
lel
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User avatar #285 to #284 - twi (02/13/2013) [-]
<3
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User avatar #287 to #286 - twi (02/13/2013) [-]
I just dropped by to say you post good content and you should feel good
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#288 to #287 - Foltzie (02/13/2013) [-]
Well I appreciate the nice words :)
Well I appreciate the nice words :)
 
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