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#36 - Well on the PFC subject from what I understand, true or not I…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
User avatar #37 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Just tell them to make you a PFC or you will tell the I.G. office that they said you had to recruit people.

#33 - not sure I can do that at this point. I have already been to M…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
User avatar #34 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
... they can do it
User avatar #35 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
well, they can defiantly make you a PFC
User avatar #36 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Well on the PFC subject from what I understand, true or not I just need to recruit 2 people since I have finished all my online classes and 3 years of JROTC
User avatar #37 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Just tell them to make you a PFC or you will tell the I.G. office that they said you had to recruit people.

#31 - If his quota was to fill 19kilo's i made his job really easy b…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
User avatar #32 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
HA, I did the same thing. The poor recruiters were confused, they made me take a drug test before they would talk to me.

Tell them to make you a SPC, it's just some paperwork for them, but it's a lot of pay for you.
User avatar #33 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
not sure I can do that at this point. I have already been to MEPS and signed my contract.
User avatar #34 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
... they can do it
User avatar #35 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
well, they can defiantly make you a PFC
User avatar #36 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Well on the PFC subject from what I understand, true or not I just need to recruit 2 people since I have finished all my online classes and 3 years of JROTC
User avatar #37 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Just tell them to make you a PFC or you will tell the I.G. office that they said you had to recruit people.

#28 - Unfortunately that is the truth but I know as well as many oth…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
#29 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
true, but even signing up you dont know what youre in store for. i had an idea, but i never could of imagined what its really like
#26 - 2 things 1. I just noticed your user name... kudos 2.…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -2
#27 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
well gracias, and it doesnt have to be, but as long as there are foot soldiers, someones gonna draw the shit stick and have something happen that will haunt them forever
User avatar #28 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately that is the truth but I know as well as many other infantry and armor vehicle soldiers that that is one thing the sign up for when they raise their hands.
#29 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
true, but even signing up you dont know what youre in store for. i had an idea, but i never could of imagined what its really like
#25 - One of the sergeants at my recruiting station we are both 19 kilo's.  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
User avatar #30 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
No. No no. No. Tankers dismount in Afghanistan, it's one of the most mountainous country in the world, and tanks do not do well in mountains. Additionally, they stopped driving tanks in Iraq back in 2010, I was there when they stopped.

your recruiter has a quota to fill. Being an army recruiter is a sweet ass job, and he will lose it if he does not make his quota. He'll say anything you want to hear to fill that quota.
Driving tanks will still be fun, it's totally awesome, you just wont be doing much of it in Afghanistan.
User avatar #31 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
If his quota was to fill 19kilo's i made his job really easy because I went into the station with an intent to become one. I really didn't are what he had to say. I said I wanted to drive tanks. It was really my parents that tried to change the decision
User avatar #32 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
HA, I did the same thing. The poor recruiters were confused, they made me take a drug test before they would talk to me.

Tell them to make you a SPC, it's just some paperwork for them, but it's a lot of pay for you.
User avatar #33 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
not sure I can do that at this point. I have already been to MEPS and signed my contract.
User avatar #34 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
... they can do it
User avatar #35 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
well, they can defiantly make you a PFC
User avatar #36 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Well on the PFC subject from what I understand, true or not I just need to recruit 2 people since I have finished all my online classes and 3 years of JROTC
User avatar #37 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Just tell them to make you a PFC or you will tell the I.G. office that they said you had to recruit people.

#22 - even considering have the **** you do. and the …  [+] (5 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -2
#24 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
and then the next generation of soldiers get to enjoy nightmares for the rest of forever
User avatar #26 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
2 things
1. I just noticed your user name... kudos
2. It can potentially not be that bad, America just needs to know we need to invest more in a defense and education and less in corrupt business. If that is done we won;t have a lot to worry about
#27 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
well gracias, and it doesnt have to be, but as long as there are foot soldiers, someones gonna draw the shit stick and have something happen that will haunt them forever
User avatar #28 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately that is the truth but I know as well as many other infantry and armor vehicle soldiers that that is one thing the sign up for when they raise their hands.
#29 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
true, but even signing up you dont know what youre in store for. i had an idea, but i never could of imagined what its really like
#19 - I agree 100% that the military is being robbed of its money. B…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
#21 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
you might think that they would let us keep our bitchin toys considering some of the shit we do
#20 - thatwhiteniggah has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
even considering have the shit you do. and the shit you have to put up with. The general public has grown complacent with the military. It is like putting away your umbrella during a rain storm because you aren't getting wet. The second a bad thing happens the American public will turn to the military with grand expectations. much like fair weather fans
#24 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
and then the next generation of soldiers get to enjoy nightmares for the rest of forever
User avatar #26 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
2 things
1. I just noticed your user name... kudos
2. It can potentially not be that bad, America just needs to know we need to invest more in a defense and education and less in corrupt business. If that is done we won;t have a lot to worry about
#27 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
well gracias, and it doesnt have to be, but as long as there are foot soldiers, someones gonna draw the shit stick and have something happen that will haunt them forever
User avatar #28 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately that is the truth but I know as well as many other infantry and armor vehicle soldiers that that is one thing the sign up for when they raise their hands.
#29 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
true, but even signing up you dont know what youre in store for. i had an idea, but i never could of imagined what its really like
#16 - So if the government was to "trim the fat" on the de…  [+] (11 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
#18 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
i think the military is just the easiest scapegoat to rip cash from, especially with how unhappy people are with the way this last "skirmish" has gone
User avatar #49 - learnthisline (12/09/2013) [-]
You must be mental.
You seriously must be mental/
"I think the military is just the easiest scapegoat to rip cash from..."
Do I really need to list all the countries in the world who spend more on the military than any other area, and by how much.
The military is the cash cow, especially in the Western world. Maybe only inferior (in politician speak) to banking nowadays though.
User avatar #19 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
I agree 100% that the military is being robbed of its money. But just because we know it is happening and we agree that it is wrong unfortunately does not change the fact that it is happening
#21 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
you might think that they would let us keep our bitchin toys considering some of the shit we do
#20 - thatwhiteniggah has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
even considering have the shit you do. and the shit you have to put up with. The general public has grown complacent with the military. It is like putting away your umbrella during a rain storm because you aren't getting wet. The second a bad thing happens the American public will turn to the military with grand expectations. much like fair weather fans
#24 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
and then the next generation of soldiers get to enjoy nightmares for the rest of forever
User avatar #26 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
2 things
1. I just noticed your user name... kudos
2. It can potentially not be that bad, America just needs to know we need to invest more in a defense and education and less in corrupt business. If that is done we won;t have a lot to worry about
#27 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
well gracias, and it doesnt have to be, but as long as there are foot soldiers, someones gonna draw the shit stick and have something happen that will haunt them forever
User avatar #28 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Unfortunately that is the truth but I know as well as many other infantry and armor vehicle soldiers that that is one thing the sign up for when they raise their hands.
#29 - thatwhiteniggah (12/09/2013) [-]
true, but even signing up you dont know what youre in store for. i had an idea, but i never could of imagined what its really like
#15 - You see, I am leaving for basic in the fall I am going to go t…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Something we mustn't... -1
User avatar #23 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
lol, who told you they drive tanks in Afghanistan?
User avatar #25 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
One of the sergeants at my recruiting station we are both 19 kilo's.
User avatar #30 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
No. No no. No. Tankers dismount in Afghanistan, it's one of the most mountainous country in the world, and tanks do not do well in mountains. Additionally, they stopped driving tanks in Iraq back in 2010, I was there when they stopped.

your recruiter has a quota to fill. Being an army recruiter is a sweet ass job, and he will lose it if he does not make his quota. He'll say anything you want to hear to fill that quota.
Driving tanks will still be fun, it's totally awesome, you just wont be doing much of it in Afghanistan.
User avatar #31 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
If his quota was to fill 19kilo's i made his job really easy because I went into the station with an intent to become one. I really didn't are what he had to say. I said I wanted to drive tanks. It was really my parents that tried to change the decision
User avatar #32 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
HA, I did the same thing. The poor recruiters were confused, they made me take a drug test before they would talk to me.

Tell them to make you a SPC, it's just some paperwork for them, but it's a lot of pay for you.
User avatar #33 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
not sure I can do that at this point. I have already been to MEPS and signed my contract.
User avatar #34 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
... they can do it
User avatar #35 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
well, they can defiantly make you a PFC
User avatar #36 - Flfootball (12/09/2013) [-]
Well on the PFC subject from what I understand, true or not I just need to recruit 2 people since I have finished all my online classes and 3 years of JROTC
User avatar #37 - nospyonme (12/09/2013) [-]
Just tell them to make you a PFC or you will tell the I.G. office that they said you had to recruit people.

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User avatar #1 - GabeAsher (05/08/2013) [-]
Hey, I was just wondering, if you don't play items anymore, could I have yours?
I understand if you say no, just figured I would ask anyways :)
User avatar #2 to #1 - Flfootball (05/23/2013) [-]
yea sure i dont have many, like 20 or 30, i dont use them, knock yourself out
User avatar #3 to #2 - GabeAsher (05/23/2013) [-]
thank you =)

I'll go ahead and send the trade, you'll get a notification, click on "go to items interface", then recent requests, my request, do the captcha, and click accept =D

Thank you btw =)
User avatar #4 to #3 - Flfootball (05/23/2013) [-]
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