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#203 - This gave me a cringe OD  [+] (2 new replies) 01/13/2015 on Cringe Comp 8 : MP4s +5
#437 - anonymous (01/13/2015) [-]
The guy's tits in that video bounced more than the chick's.
#439 - anonymous (01/13/2015) [-]
Oh... I just realized that's not a guy.
#320 - he is going to knit your guts  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Different swords 0
User avatar #321 - Garblestickleshlop (01/12/2015) [-]
Well at least they will look pretty.
#305 - no  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2015 on Different swords 0
#318 - Garblestickleshlop (01/12/2015) [-]
Is he going to knit me a scarf? Because that's all I see. knitting needles with sword handles.
User avatar #320 - Fjcf (01/12/2015) [-]
he is going to knit your guts
User avatar #321 - Garblestickleshlop (01/12/2015) [-]
Well at least they will look pretty.
#71 - viewers discretion is advised  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2015 on Loki 0
#79 - heydany (01/12/2015) [-]
great now this is in my internet history
#158 - just like vietnam was 01/11/2015 on #JesuisAhmed 0
#57 - no, guerrilla extrimist like isis are the ones with goats. bu…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2015 on #JesuisAhmed 0
User avatar #104 - Maroon (01/10/2015) [-]
lol, yes it would. A lot of their gear is hand-me-downs from obsolete equipment the US/Russia no longer use and their military is trained by US liaison officers. It would be an absolute cake-walk.
User avatar #158 - Fjcf (01/11/2015) [-]
just like vietnam was
#53 - 1.7 billion is a lot of people, they wouldnt just destroy thei…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2015 on #JesuisAhmed +1
User avatar #54 - cackrel (01/10/2015) [-]
They've got goats.
We've got napalm.
I'll admit.
That goats are pretty strong.
But with this, that
we're not meant to get along.
User avatar #57 - Fjcf (01/10/2015) [-]
no, guerrilla extrimist like isis are the ones with goats. but countries like turkey, iran, indonisia, saudi arabia, etc. have conventional militaries with navies and airforces. all combined would not be a cake walk to beat. saying that the mayority of all muslims are extremists is retarded
User avatar #104 - Maroon (01/10/2015) [-]
lol, yes it would. A lot of their gear is hand-me-downs from obsolete equipment the US/Russia no longer use and their military is trained by US liaison officers. It would be an absolute cake-walk.
User avatar #158 - Fjcf (01/11/2015) [-]
just like vietnam was
#51 - if the majority of 1.7 people were as them, then the world wou…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2015 on #JesuisAhmed 0
User avatar #52 - cackrel (01/10/2015) [-]
The muslim world.
Would be in ashes.
User avatar #53 - Fjcf (01/10/2015) [-]
1.7 billion is a lot of people, they wouldnt just destroy their countries, they would take a significant chunk of the world with them
User avatar #54 - cackrel (01/10/2015) [-]
They've got goats.
We've got napalm.
I'll admit.
That goats are pretty strong.
But with this, that
we're not meant to get along.
User avatar #57 - Fjcf (01/10/2015) [-]
no, guerrilla extrimist like isis are the ones with goats. but countries like turkey, iran, indonisia, saudi arabia, etc. have conventional militaries with navies and airforces. all combined would not be a cake walk to beat. saying that the mayority of all muslims are extremists is retarded
User avatar #104 - Maroon (01/10/2015) [-]
lol, yes it would. A lot of their gear is hand-me-downs from obsolete equipment the US/Russia no longer use and their military is trained by US liaison officers. It would be an absolute cake-walk.
User avatar #158 - Fjcf (01/11/2015) [-]
just like vietnam was
#210 - Come on, its not like odin didnt like all those blood eagles. 01/10/2015 on Humans cant be trusted with... +2
#42 - its in all of america, not just in mexico and the us 01/10/2015 on spannish 0
#99 - jesus christ admin, my sides, I lost it 01/10/2015 on ATTENTION, ADMIN! +1
#92 - yes, in burma 01/10/2015 on Humans cant be trusted with... 0
#10 - he is probably a nubian  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on The Great Questions +7
User avatar #24 - tealcanaan (01/07/2015) [-]
This.
#17 - >Pikmin's rocket who the hell made this?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on poor link 0
#20 - OtisMcWonderful has deleted their comment.
#8 - papa is also pope 01/06/2015 on time to learn some spanish 0
#28 - my guess is that it would still not be as prestigious or as lu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2015 on Modern monarchy +1
User avatar #29 - msparta (01/06/2015) [-]
If he's a Habsburg then I can't say: Marrige Policies pays off, Take that Habsburg
#26 - i meant him, she would be disappointed if he was a simple commoner  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2015 on Modern monarchy 0
User avatar #27 - msparta (01/06/2015) [-]
Hmm true, he may seem like a lancaster too maybe
#28 - Fjcf (01/06/2015) [-]
my guess is that it would still not be as prestigious or as lutheran-hating for her as a Habsburg
User avatar #29 - msparta (01/06/2015) [-]
If he's a Habsburg then I can't say: Marrige Policies pays off, Take that Habsburg
#5 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE NOT A HABSBURG?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Modern monarchy +22
User avatar #22 - msparta (01/06/2015) [-]
Maybe she is a Vasa or Wettin
User avatar #26 - Fjcf (01/06/2015) [-]
i meant him, she would be disappointed if he was a simple commoner
User avatar #27 - msparta (01/06/2015) [-]
Hmm true, he may seem like a lancaster too maybe
#28 - Fjcf (01/06/2015) [-]
my guess is that it would still not be as prestigious or as lutheran-hating for her as a Habsburg
User avatar #29 - msparta (01/06/2015) [-]
If he's a Habsburg then I can't say: Marrige Policies pays off, Take that Habsburg
#14 - >mexico >south america  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2015 on Sumo as explained by 4chan +4
#51 - unmexicano (01/06/2015) [-]
Putos japoneses pendejos.
#81 - he lacks class 01/05/2015 on You will never be this macho +4
#16 - I think he is a wrestler 01/03/2015 on Not Happy 0
#95 - As I said, Im not greek nor from the east. The germans barely … 01/03/2015 on War iz hard 0
#93 - The greeks were roman citizens, not roman roman, but romioi. T…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/03/2015 on War iz hard 0
#94 - hongkonglongdong (01/03/2015) [-]
Much more Roman than the Germanic tribes? As the great Roman poet Gaius Valerius Catullus said, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo". By the time the Germanics brought nominal end to the Empire, they had fully assimilated into Roman culture. In any case, Basil, that's not what I meant. I meant that the Romans were not Greek, it was the Greeks who were part of the Roman Empire- I completely agree that the kebab-eaters were not Roman. Hence why their "Empire" was not Roman, either. Fuck, their priests look like fucking Saruman, and you're telling me we should accept them as Caesar? And besides, which one of the Empires held Rome? Checkmate, incense-huffer. Go back to sucking that Arab dick.
#95 - Fjcf (01/03/2015) [-]
As I said, Im not greek nor from the east. The germans barely assimilated the religion and some of the culture. They still continued with their germanic style kingdoms while the eastern romans where more faithful (not the same, obviously) to the old imperial government (wich explains the number of coups). And lets not forget that the latin romans were the ones trying really hard to be greek after they conquered the macedonians. Basically, greek culture made roman culture.
#91 - so what was that big rant you made for? lol  [+] (4 new replies) 01/03/2015 on War iz hard 0
#92 - hongkonglongdong (01/03/2015) [-]
The Romans were not Greek, as is plainly evident. The Greeks were Roman, because they couldn't do shit. The Byzantine Empire was not Roman- not after the fall of the true Western Roman Empire, nor was it the correct continuation of the Roman Empire. That would be the Holy Roman Empire, in the west. There is only one God, and Constantinople sure as hell ain't his city.
User avatar #93 - Fjcf (01/03/2015) [-]
The greeks were roman citizens, not roman roman, but romioi. They could do shit because they managed to survived pretty much isolated during very dangerous times with the muslims to the south and the bulgars, khazars, etc. to the north. They were an hegemonic power during much of its early existence and still managed to reflourish some times in its later periods. The were obviously different from the roman empire of antiquity, but they were much more roman than the germans.
#94 - hongkonglongdong (01/03/2015) [-]
Much more Roman than the Germanic tribes? As the great Roman poet Gaius Valerius Catullus said, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo". By the time the Germanics brought nominal end to the Empire, they had fully assimilated into Roman culture. In any case, Basil, that's not what I meant. I meant that the Romans were not Greek, it was the Greeks who were part of the Roman Empire- I completely agree that the kebab-eaters were not Roman. Hence why their "Empire" was not Roman, either. Fuck, their priests look like fucking Saruman, and you're telling me we should accept them as Caesar? And besides, which one of the Empires held Rome? Checkmate, incense-huffer. Go back to sucking that Arab dick.
#95 - Fjcf (01/03/2015) [-]
As I said, Im not greek nor from the east. The germans barely assimilated the religion and some of the culture. They still continued with their germanic style kingdoms while the eastern romans where more faithful (not the same, obviously) to the old imperial government (wich explains the number of coups). And lets not forget that the latin romans were the ones trying really hard to be greek after they conquered the macedonians. Basically, greek culture made roman culture.
#89 - the crusaders  [+] (6 new replies) 01/03/2015 on War iz hard 0
#90 - hongkonglongdong (01/03/2015) [-]
We used to have the Muslims to kill and take land from, and the Greeks to threaten and take gold from. Then we lost you Byzantines and had to get some other religious power that was from our own religion to threaten and make war on. Obviously we couldn't take on Orthodoxy, because they were just a bunch of Eastern tribesmen by that point. That, or ruled by Muslims.
User avatar #91 - Fjcf (01/03/2015) [-]
so what was that big rant you made for? lol
#92 - hongkonglongdong (01/03/2015) [-]
The Romans were not Greek, as is plainly evident. The Greeks were Roman, because they couldn't do shit. The Byzantine Empire was not Roman- not after the fall of the true Western Roman Empire, nor was it the correct continuation of the Roman Empire. That would be the Holy Roman Empire, in the west. There is only one God, and Constantinople sure as hell ain't his city.
User avatar #93 - Fjcf (01/03/2015) [-]
The greeks were roman citizens, not roman roman, but romioi. They could do shit because they managed to survived pretty much isolated during very dangerous times with the muslims to the south and the bulgars, khazars, etc. to the north. They were an hegemonic power during much of its early existence and still managed to reflourish some times in its later periods. The were obviously different from the roman empire of antiquity, but they were much more roman than the germans.
#94 - hongkonglongdong (01/03/2015) [-]
Much more Roman than the Germanic tribes? As the great Roman poet Gaius Valerius Catullus said, "Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo". By the time the Germanics brought nominal end to the Empire, they had fully assimilated into Roman culture. In any case, Basil, that's not what I meant. I meant that the Romans were not Greek, it was the Greeks who were part of the Roman Empire- I completely agree that the kebab-eaters were not Roman. Hence why their "Empire" was not Roman, either. Fuck, their priests look like fucking Saruman, and you're telling me we should accept them as Caesar? And besides, which one of the Empires held Rome? Checkmate, incense-huffer. Go back to sucking that Arab dick.
#95 - Fjcf (01/03/2015) [-]
As I said, Im not greek nor from the east. The germans barely assimilated the religion and some of the culture. They still continued with their germanic style kingdoms while the eastern romans where more faithful (not the same, obviously) to the old imperial government (wich explains the number of coups). And lets not forget that the latin romans were the ones trying really hard to be greek after they conquered the macedonians. Basically, greek culture made roman culture.

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User avatar #8 - theflamingfire (09/16/2014) [-]
Is it remove kebab time already?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Fjcf ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Europa Universalis IV: The Albanian Legacy Its always time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - theflamingfire (09/16/2014) [-]
MLG Mario MLG time
#7 to #6 - anonymous (09/16/2014) [-]
**** off you semen gargling faggot
User avatar #11 to #7 - misanthrizzle (09/16/2014) [-]
just a little late there fjcf
User avatar #12 to #11 - Fjcf ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
That wasnt me lol. I dont even know what that gif means. I supposed it was a gesture of good will.
#13 to #12 - misanthrizzle (09/16/2014) [-]
Yes, but 5 months ago so I have no idea why
have a nice day then
#3 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
Kill yourself, you ******* faggot
#5 to #3 - Fjcf ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
are you the faggot soundofweiner whos been downvoting all my comments disregarding its content, if so, you are such a faggy little bitch for doing that and posting this as anon
User avatar #4 to #3 - Fjcf ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
the **** ?
#1 - flesheater ONLINE (04/07/2013) [-]
HAVE A DANCE WITH ME OR YOUR OFF TO THE GAS CHAMBER www.funnyjunk.com/channel/lulzpitbullz/so+dj+DJ+4DM1N+lets+dance/RwzoGEj/
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