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Date Signed Up:1/31/2010
Last Login:7/07/2015
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#34 - thats not mariachi tho 05/29/2015 on Prank +2
#261 - the bible has pretty similar stuff too, abrahamic religions ar… 05/24/2015 on True Islam +2
#110 - Picture 05/24/2015 on Master Bait 0
#53 - Firefighters are the true heroes. 05/23/2015 on Firefighter work stories! 0
#17 - hint: the terrorist has no beard 05/23/2015 on Master Bait -4
#14 - Spot the terrorist  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2015 on Master Bait +16
#110 - Fjcf (05/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #108 - floran (05/24/2015) [-]
but look white, so I will say is the brown leprechaun hidden under his hat
#44 - onlysamson (05/23/2015) [-]
It's the old man
User avatar #18 - mangostormlegend (05/23/2015) [-]
Simple.

He's hiding behind that rug on the left.
#16 - vileinsect (05/23/2015) [-]
Both looks like terrorist
User avatar #17 - Fjcf (05/23/2015) [-]
hint: the terrorist has no beard
#3 - I think they had a chance until the turks got their ships on t… 05/23/2015 on unable to breach? +3
#3 - dad gets high on cat piss 05/23/2015 on Dad +2
#87 - mfw Chihuaha scared of Texas 05/23/2015 on USA relationships +2
#86 - Its United Mexican States, not United States of Mexico. 05/23/2015 on USA relationships 0
#84 - They put as ******* cousins, we are not family at all. … 05/23/2015 on USA relationships -2
#74 - He actually used to be white, until he became addicted to burn… 05/23/2015 on african american folk +1
#270 - Are you retarded? 05/22/2015 on asdasdasda 0
#8 - my attack-helicopterfu 05/21/2015 on Poor Hind 0
#56 - And you?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/19/2015 on manlets 0
#57 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
#54 - Its been a long since I measured myself, but its between 1.75 …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/19/2015 on manlets 0
User avatar #55 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
Well then you're average I guess. Lot of my friends are like you!
In which country do you live ?
#56 - Fjcf (05/19/2015) [-]
And you?
#57 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
#52 - I (thankfully) dont use imperial either my old world friend. I…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/19/2015 on manlets 0
User avatar #53 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
And you ?
User avatar #54 - Fjcf (05/19/2015) [-]
Its been a long since I measured myself, but its between 1.75 and 1.80.
User avatar #55 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
Well then you're average I guess. Lot of my friends are like you!
In which country do you live ?
#56 - Fjcf (05/19/2015) [-]
And you?
#57 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
#47 - how tall are you?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/19/2015 on manlets 0
User avatar #50 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
It says on internet I'm 5 feet and 4.960629921259837 inches.
Well in Europe, it's 1m65.
User avatar #52 - Fjcf (05/19/2015) [-]
I (thankfully) dont use imperial either my old world friend. I was about to convert the 5ft4 to meters until I saw you put it.
User avatar #53 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
And you ?
User avatar #54 - Fjcf (05/19/2015) [-]
Its been a long since I measured myself, but its between 1.75 and 1.80.
User avatar #55 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
Well then you're average I guess. Lot of my friends are like you!
In which country do you live ?
#56 - Fjcf (05/19/2015) [-]
And you?
#57 - edraham (05/19/2015) [-]
#19 - Picture 05/19/2015 on Animal Shonen Anime? +5
#34 - Thats the Juliet statue, I also rubbed her tit. 05/19/2015 on Rub for Good Luck 0
#63 - But isnt Jesus a prophet in the eyes of a muslim?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/18/2015 on Jesus 0
User avatar #74 - thesovereigngrave (05/18/2015) [-]
Yes, but he's not God like most Christians believe.
#21 - Its like Pearl Harbor all over again. 05/17/2015 on The Japs are at it again +1
#5 - Can someone explain what the hell is going on with Konami, pls.  [+] (25 new replies) 05/17/2015 on Kojima pls +12
User avatar #69 - manofparody (05/17/2015) [-]
Konami makes most of their money off casinos. They're axing video games entirely (except for a small amount of mobile gaming) and completely firing entire divisions/companies of people that work for Konami.
Koji Igarashi is one of the many legends being completely cut out and being told "Fuck you". Luckily his kick starter blew the fuck up and he doesn't even need the publisher he was working with after Konami, anymore. Koji Igarashi created the entire Castlevania franchise, which is housed to my favorite game of all time: Symphony of the Night

In a nutshell: Konami says fuck video games and fuck you and not giving a single shit.
#40 - sairen (05/17/2015) [-]
They are moving away from console games they stated they will be focusing on mobile games since that is where they make all their money. kojima was the only thing making them money in the console market and hes been trying to get out of the metal gear solid franchise for a while. So now that he is getting away from it konami is just washing away all the console related stuff and pushing to mobile.
User avatar #39 - angelious (05/17/2015) [-]
they are pulling their assets from gaming and focussing on gambling. with mobile gaming as a side profit.
User avatar #18 - thechosentroll (05/17/2015) [-]
Something which doesn't really surprise me, since they're an asian company, which means they're basically Muh Shekels INC. They saw that the games everyone loves take a lot of time and effort, so they decided to dump those, get rid of Kojima and go with the easiest route possible. Now they plan on making mobile games, since those require 0 effort, generate a decent revenue and people don't complain as much when the games are riddled with unfair microtransactions. Basically, they went from a gaming company to a money-making company.
User avatar #97 - themarineelite (05/17/2015) [-]
I just hope since The Phantom Pain is the last game Kojima is making, he makes sure Konami doesn't fuck it up with some sort of microtransaction bullshit.
#30 - atomicjojo (05/17/2015) [-]
Not only this, but remember back when they refused to pay the creator of the Dead Or Alive games and he ended up leaving? then they made that excuse for a game, DOA5? Basically a fighting game stopped up by micro-transactions.
User avatar #37 - droitesorel (05/17/2015) [-]
I never experienced microtransactions in DOA5
User avatar #76 - soupkittenagain (05/17/2015) [-]
He's probably talking about the excessive amount of costumes that you can buy.
User avatar #77 - droitesorel (05/17/2015) [-]
I play characters for their movesets, not their fanservice-y big.. bouncy marshmallow titties
#14 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
They dumped their main game development team, aka Kojima Productions and cannibalized anyone who was still working there (aka not Kojima). It would seem that they no longer wish to produce Metal Gear games, because the cost to produce them is extremely high and the revenue generated is decreasing as people's taste in game shifts. So they have decided to shift game development focus towards phone games, because as they say, phone games are the future.

It is likely that Phantom Pain is going to be the last Metal Gear title.
#29 - atomicjojo (05/17/2015) [-]
Not only this, but remember back when they refused to pay the creator of the Dead Or Alive games and he ended up leaving? then they made that excuse for a game, DOA5? Basically a fighting game stopped up by micro-transactions.
User avatar #6 - stickmanz (05/17/2015) [-]
They saw ea and went, wow, we could make so much more money if we have our audience the shaft, and 90% of them would still love us
#88 - buffygifs (05/17/2015) [-]
They've been doing that in their Yugioh department for a while.
#10 - morphodite (05/17/2015) [-]
Oh, so like Ubisoft last year?
User avatar #11 - stickmanz (05/17/2015) [-]
I don't know ubi soft so well but i;d assume so

are you ready for the dark ages of gaming?
User avatar #52 - miscreant (05/17/2015) [-]
Well, they've turned AC into an annual franchise, and the latest Unity was a catastrophe. Literally every item in the game could be bought for real money instead (and it took a long time to farm in game gold for it), the story was, mildly put, incredibly unimportant and on release a custom PC for 5000 bucks couldn't handle it on 60 FPS.
#28 - jamiemsm (05/17/2015) [-]
i know its not much but im studying as a webintergrator in school with gaming profile as extra classes so i will try my best to make some fun games
#12 - morphodite (05/17/2015) [-]
Friend, my favorite game series as a child was Sonic the Hedgehog. I already know the darkness all too well.
User avatar #13 - stickmanz (05/17/2015) [-]
Ooof, thats a harsh one to think about, at least the games still hold up
User avatar #15 - morphodite (05/17/2015) [-]
Yep. When the year started, everyone said things would get better. "Guys, Uncharted 4 and Witcher 3 and Mortal Kombat X are gonna fix everything!" At least until Uncharted 4 got delayed, Witcher 3 got downgraded graphics, and MKX had Goro as a pre-order character. I guess if you want to be a modern gamer, you have to lower your expectations. I don't see things getting any better anytime soon
#109 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
To be honest, I was pretty okay with MKX seeing as the game was solid and great without Goro to begin with, and he's not OP enough to make online a joke. I'm more or less happy because the 4 packs coming out with characters they're actually working hard on, plus free costumes with updates again like MK9 did.
User avatar #111 - morphodite (05/17/2015) [-]
Besides the Goro thing, I'd agree that it's actually pretty fun. My friend who's more into fighting games than I am keeps complaining about the block button, saying that a crouch-back system is better for blocking than a separate button, but different strokes for different people, I suppose. The fatalities are hilariously gory, and the 60 fps is definitely welcome. I know that the MK producers worked hard on it and considered the fans during development, which makes me happy, but pre-order bonuses are such a stain on an otherwise beautifully crafted game, you know?
User avatar #17 - brandofan (05/17/2015) [-]
Who cares about downgraded graphics, the gameplay and story are going to be solid
User avatar #41 - morphodite (05/17/2015) [-]
Yeah, I guess I'm the kind of gamer who really appreciates good graphics but doesn't necessarily need them. I mean, my favorite game of all time is Castlevania: Circle of the Moon for the GBA after all. The reason I listed Witcher 3 as an example is just that I feel like we were lied to with the early trailers, you know? I'm sure it's still going to be great and I'm still going to buy it and have fun, but I'll always have the constant thought that they advertised something they couldn't deliver on the back of my mind.
#9 - anon (05/17/2015) [-]
Sad thing is theyre not exactly wrong.
#64 - Picture 05/17/2015 on Pepe the frog 0
#46 - To be fair, they also put us in much better neighborhood, even… 05/16/2015 on Population Redistribution 0

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User avatar #8 - theflamingfire (09/16/2014) [-]
Is it remove kebab time already?
User avatar #9 to #8 - Fjcf (09/16/2014) [-]
Europa Universalis IV: The Albanian Legacy Its always time.
User avatar #10 to #9 - theflamingfire (09/16/2014) [-]
MLG Mario MLG time
#7 to #6 - anon (09/16/2014) [-]
**** off you semen gargling faggot
User avatar #11 to #7 - misanthrizzle (09/16/2014) [-]
just a little late there fjcf
User avatar #12 to #11 - Fjcf (09/16/2014) [-]
That wasnt me lol. I dont even know what that gif means. I supposed it was a gesture of good will.
#13 to #12 - misanthrizzle (09/16/2014) [-]
Yes, but 5 months ago so I have no idea why
have a nice day then
#3 - anon (04/24/2014) [-]
Kill yourself, you ******* faggot
#5 to #3 - Fjcf (04/24/2014) [-]
are you the faggot soundofweiner whos been downvoting all my comments disregarding its content, if so, you are such a faggy little bitch for doing that and posting this as anon
User avatar #4 to #3 - Fjcf (04/24/2014) [-]
the **** ?
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