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#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/30/2013 on FireLordOzai's profile 0
#12 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
#13 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
#4 - Picture 01/30/2013 on If Pokemon Were Real +11
#9 - The answer to everything  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2013 on FireLordOzai's profile 0
User avatar #10 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
Korra x Bolin or Korra x Mako?
I feel like Mako's mean and Bolin is ignored.
#11 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
#12 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
#13 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
#4 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Dictators +34
#47 - crazyolitis (01/30/2013) [-]
If red bear catches you partying instead of working, you'll be heading for the gulag.
User avatar #12 - mayormilkman (01/30/2013) [-]
Communists got no class.
#39 - thesovereigngrave (01/30/2013) [-]
No idea why you got thumbed down, that was a good pun.
User avatar #6 - harryboom (01/30/2013) [-]
ain't no party like a communist party cos a communist party is ABSOLUTELY MANDATORY
#7 - I would do no such thing  [+] (6 new replies) 01/30/2013 on FireLordOzai's profile 0
#8 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
fire lord make me feel
#9 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
The answer to everything
User avatar #10 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
Korra x Bolin or Korra x Mako?
I feel like Mako's mean and Bolin is ignored.
#11 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
#12 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
#13 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
#5 - don't you mean Tokyo 3 ?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2013 on FireLordOzai's profile 0
User avatar #6 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
fire lord r u tryin to avoid me again
#7 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
I would do no such thing
#8 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
fire lord make me feel
#9 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
The answer to everything
User avatar #10 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
Korra x Bolin or Korra x Mako?
I feel like Mako's mean and Bolin is ignored.
#11 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
#12 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
#13 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
#6 - anyone who watched the cartoon knows why 01/23/2013 on Pika Pika 0
#67 - fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +1
#65 - well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +1
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#63 - perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +1
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#61 - well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded li…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +1
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and shit.
User avatar #63 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#59 - especially since they can control fire.. damn my people are stupid  [+] (8 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +1
User avatar #60 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.

You should have made a technology/scientist department.
User avatar #61 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded like a good idea at first, but in hindsight an earthbender could just throw rocks through the balloon and make us crash.. i should have invested in science
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and shit.
User avatar #63 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#57 - and considering that no one in this universe has any real weap…  [+] (10 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +1
User avatar #58 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
That's true...

One thing that still kind of surprise me is that the Fire Nation isn't using muskets and cannons... I mean, they have the technology.
User avatar #59 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
especially since they can control fire.. damn my people are stupid
User avatar #60 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.

You should have made a technology/scientist department.
User avatar #61 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded like a good idea at first, but in hindsight an earthbender could just throw rocks through the balloon and make us crash.. i should have invested in science
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and shit.
User avatar #63 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#55 - will this work?..its not a ship but close enough  [+] (12 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! 0
User avatar #56 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
With that thing I can acquire a ship!
User avatar #57 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and considering that no one in this universe has any real weapons designed for fighting giant mechs...probably conquer the world
User avatar #58 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
That's true...

One thing that still kind of surprise me is that the Fire Nation isn't using muskets and cannons... I mean, they have the technology.
User avatar #59 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
especially since they can control fire.. damn my people are stupid
User avatar #60 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.

You should have made a technology/scientist department.
User avatar #61 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded like a good idea at first, but in hindsight an earthbender could just throw rocks through the balloon and make us crash.. i should have invested in science
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and shit.
User avatar #63 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#53 - and have some tea, maybe talk about life, help me reclaim my b…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! 0
User avatar #54 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Fine by me.

Can I get a ship then? :3
#55 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
will this work?..its not a ship but close enough
User avatar #56 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
With that thing I can acquire a ship!
User avatar #57 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and considering that no one in this universe has any real weapons designed for fighting giant mechs...probably conquer the world
User avatar #58 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
That's true...

One thing that still kind of surprise me is that the Fire Nation isn't using muskets and cannons... I mean, they have the technology.
User avatar #59 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
especially since they can control fire.. damn my people are stupid
User avatar #60 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.

You should have made a technology/scientist department.
User avatar #61 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded like a good idea at first, but in hindsight an earthbender could just throw rocks through the balloon and make us crash.. i should have invested in science
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and shit.
User avatar #63 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#51 - well...this is awkward...how about a game of pai sho?  [+] (16 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! 0
User avatar #52 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. yeah that would work.

I could visit the prison sometime.
User avatar #53 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and have some tea, maybe talk about life, help me reclaim my bending so i can restart the 100 year war.
User avatar #54 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Fine by me.

Can I get a ship then? :3
#55 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
will this work?..its not a ship but close enough
User avatar #56 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
With that thing I can acquire a ship!
User avatar #57 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and considering that no one in this universe has any real weapons designed for fighting giant mechs...probably conquer the world
User avatar #58 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
That's true...

One thing that still kind of surprise me is that the Fire Nation isn't using muskets and cannons... I mean, they have the technology.
User avatar #59 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
especially since they can control fire.. damn my people are stupid
User avatar #60 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.

You should have made a technology/scientist department.
User avatar #61 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded like a good idea at first, but in hindsight an earthbender could just throw rocks through the balloon and make us crash.. i should have invested in science
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and shit.
User avatar #63 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#49 - *sigh* do i have to ?  [+] (18 new replies) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +4
User avatar #50 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I don't see how you would be able to.. considering the Avatar took away your powers.
User avatar #51 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well...this is awkward...how about a game of pai sho?
User avatar #52 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. yeah that would work.

I could visit the prison sometime.
User avatar #53 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and have some tea, maybe talk about life, help me reclaim my bending so i can restart the 100 year war.
User avatar #54 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Fine by me.

Can I get a ship then? :3
#55 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
will this work?..its not a ship but close enough
User avatar #56 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
With that thing I can acquire a ship!
User avatar #57 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
and considering that no one in this universe has any real weapons designed for fighting giant mechs...probably conquer the world
User avatar #58 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
That's true...

One thing that still kind of surprise me is that the Fire Nation isn't using muskets and cannons... I mean, they have the technology.
User avatar #59 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
especially since they can control fire.. damn my people are stupid
User avatar #60 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Yeah.

You should have made a technology/scientist department.
User avatar #61 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well we did make that super cool giant zeppelin and sounded like a good idea at first, but in hindsight an earthbender could just throw rocks through the balloon and make us crash.. i should have invested in science
User avatar #62 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Hmm.. well the later models were made from metal, weren't they? But yeah it didn't work too well.

Science could have made you victorious. except if the earthbenders just made rock shields against cannons and shit.
User avatar #63 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
perhaps i can use global warming to my advantage
User avatar #64 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
I dunno. Pretty sure that would only help the water tribes... considering the whole world would be covered in water.
User avatar #65 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
well they live in the poles..so they wouldn't have anywhere to live, plus it would be hotter.. that has to translate to stronger fire
User avatar #66 - satrenkotheone (01/22/2013) [-]
Where would you live?

But they could just make temporary ice homes.
User avatar #67 - FireLordOzai (01/22/2013) [-]
fuck global warming, ill make my own..with blackjack and hookers
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on For the Emperor! +15
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#32 - moshthun (01/22/2013) [-]
You might call me... Corrupted.. Space Marine. But know that I have been told to aid you in this battle. The Chaos Gods will make a truce... Until the death of this race of inbred horses!
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whats wrong with Black Veil Brides?
#6 - anonymoose (01/22/2013) [-]
Nikki Sixx called he wants his everything back.
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Mine is the burning world one.
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User avatar #4 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
i am avatar determine to kill phenix lord wit my elements
aer
water
fihr
nd eart
togeter they wil defeet phenix king and restore pease within tamriel
#5 to #4 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
don't you mean Tokyo 3 ?
User avatar #6 to #5 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
fire lord r u tryin to avoid me again
#7 to #6 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
I would do no such thing
I would do no such thing
#8 to #7 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
fire lord make me feel
#9 to #8 - FireLordOzai (01/30/2013) [-]
The answer to everything
User avatar #10 to #9 - yunogasaii (01/30/2013) [-]
Korra x Bolin or Korra x Mako?
I feel like Mako's mean and Bolin is ignored.
#3 - ironpns **User deleted account** (03/01/2011) [-]
#2 - youtookpoop (08/24/2010) [-]
WASSUP PHENEX KING.
WASSUP PHENEX KING.
User avatar #1 - airguitar (08/21/2010) [-]
First!! :D
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