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#33 - Computer Science: > Depends heavily on the compile… 03/30/2015 on Lil shit 0
#16 - There are various reasons from he's simply bad at what he want… 03/29/2015 on Dem Facts #6 +11
#181 - Hm... Which one is empty? I wonder why! 03/27/2015 on Fgner's profile 0
#179 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 03/25/2015 on Fgner's profile 0
#180 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
THE PORN GODS REQUEST MONSTER GIRLS, MORTAL.
#181 - Fgner (03/27/2015) [-]
Hm... Which one is empty? I wonder why!
#201 - Still would have worked. 5,022 as I type this. 03/22/2015 on FJ Movie Night 0
#25 - It's even better in video form.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Colorblind +25
#27 - arziben (03/21/2015) [-]
Fuck, why am I such a sensitvite little bitch
#14 - Not to be a boner kill but: The first two shots… 03/21/2015 on The D +23
#11 - No, they're in no way legally binding, no authority recognizes… 03/21/2015 on That comment +5
#60 - You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how burden of proof…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2015 on Sleeping 0
#62 - anonymous (03/21/2015) [-]
No, it doesn't mean that the random tumblr post is right and total truth because there isn't to disprove it, it means it is a hypothesis. But claiming that it is a lie and "Not true at all", means that the truth must be a known fact and the tumblr post is purposely trying to mislead people. Swagmonstah doesn't know if it's true or not, because there isn't evidence proving or disproving the hypothesis.

That is my point, you can question a hypothesis, you can debate it, you can present counter points and your own hypothesis, but you cannot call it an outright lie without factual evidence to support your claim.
#59 - No, the original claimant. This refers to the first party wh… 03/21/2015 on Sleeping 0

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#178 to #175 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
STILL WAITING, FAGGOT.
#180 to #179 - anonymous (03/27/2015) [-]
THE PORN GODS REQUEST MONSTER GIRLS, MORTAL.
#181 to #180 - Fgner (03/27/2015) [-]
Hm... Which one is empty? I wonder why!
#177 to #175 - anonymous (03/25/2015) [-]
STILL WAITING
FAGGOT
#173 - anonymous (03/07/2015) [-]
Still waiting on those monstergirls.
User avatar #174 to #173 - Fgner (03/07/2015) [-]
>>157 Except instead of 26, it's like... 40.
#176 to #174 - anonymous (03/15/2015) [-]
STILL waiting on them monstr grills.
User avatar #170 - yanksfan (02/28/2015) [-]
Hey man, can I make a request?
User avatar #171 to #170 - Fgner (03/03/2015) [-]
Well of course you can! I have a bit of a backlog (39), but I'll definitely get to it ASAP.
User avatar #172 to #171 - yanksfan (03/03/2015) [-]
A compilation of girls (curvy is much preferred) in bodystockings. Thanks!
User avatar #160 - soliduscobra (02/11/2015) [-]
come on man. I really want that grilled cheese compilation.
User avatar #162 to #160 - Fgner (02/14/2015) [-]
***** I will melt the cheese off my bare asscheeks for you this weekend.
User avatar #159 - pwnagraphy (02/10/2015) [-]
Long socks/ thigh high socks?
Or cowgirls those are nice too
Or asians
If you can all 3 in one pic I'd suck your dick
No homo full homo
#161 to #159 - Fgner (02/14/2015) [-]
> I try to do one topic per Headline.
> I did socks in the past, I'm working on stockings now.
> I have monster girls lined up, so I'll throw some cowgirls in there and make it a bit longer.
> And I'll put you down for asians busty or petite? .
> No dick duck plz. Just cake.
> Homo cake.
#167 to #161 - pwnagraphy (02/14/2015) [-]
I mean cowgril are nice but I meant Cowgirls
Boostay
Cake kills gains
#156 - gangbangtime ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
>Not posting requests
#157 to #156 - Fgner (02/09/2015) [-]
***** I have 26 motha ****** requests at the moment; I just blasted out 5 last night and got the material for another 7. I still haven't gone to sleep, which is my second night this damn week I haven't slept even a wink. I have ****** uni work and other work and my own desires to meet as well, but I'm ******* all booked up. I'm doing these Headlines out of the goodness of my heart and for ******* free so they obviously take a pretty low priority but I do my damnedest to keep up.

Sorry, I'm just a grumpy **** right now.
#158 to #157 - gangbangtime ONLINE (02/09/2015) [-]
luv u 2 bby <3
User avatar #153 - SumoWamm (02/09/2015) [-]
Do you have like a folder for the yuri, I literally can't get enough of that **** .
User avatar #154 to #153 - Fgner (02/09/2015) [-]
Nope, what you see is what I had. reddit.com/r/yuri has a **** ton of Ecchi , though.
#155 to #154 - SumoWamm (02/09/2015) [-]
Holy **** .
Thank you so ******* much.
User avatar #152 - pronpics (02/07/2015) [-]
your a good man
User avatar #151 - Fgner (02/04/2015) [-]
#6C91B5
User avatar #149 - Akiebalie (01/30/2015) [-]
werent you supposed to do a embarrassing porn comp?
User avatar #150 to #149 - Fgner (01/30/2015) [-]
It's really hard to find that kind of stuff, to be honest. It's still on the list and I've gotten a few videos, but I wanted to wait for stuff that didn't suck.
#124 - dehumanizer (01/22/2015) [-]
Remember me?

How are you wtih creating Stacks of Data by alphabetical order from one of the stack's items.
User avatar #126 to #124 - Fgner (01/22/2015) [-]
Sorting a list of lists alphabetically*
#127 to #126 - dehumanizer (01/22/2015) [-]
Basicly i have this structure and using pointers n **** i must make it so that the new structures are ordered alphabeticly.

This is my function and its succesfull but it creates it like a stack and its not in order.

struct tel { //item

char ime[20];// info
char fa[20];
int tn;
tel *next;

};

typedef tel* Point; //item
Point Head;

void ss(Point &Head){
Point Last, P;
char ch;
int br=0;
cout<<"New Element (Y/N) ?:";
cin >> ch;
while (ch == 'Y' || ch == 'y') {
P = new tel;
br=br+1;
cout<<"\nFirst Name: ";
cin >> P->ime;
cout<<"\nFamily Name: ";
cin >> P->fa;
cout<<"\ntelephone number: ";
cin >> P->tn;
P->next=NULL;
if (Head == NULL) Head = P;
else Last->next = P;
Last = P;
cout<<"\nNew Element? (Y/N) ?:";
cin >> ch;
} // while
cout<<"\n Total count is : ";
cout<<br;
} //Create //compl
User avatar #128 to #127 - Fgner (01/22/2015) [-]
Are you allowed to use C++11?
#129 to #128 - dehumanizer (01/22/2015) [-]
no i dont think so
User avatar #125 to #124 - Fgner (01/22/2015) [-]
You mean sorting a list alphabetically?
#130 to #125 - dehumanizer (01/22/2015) [-]
thanks, that's nice and all but they are really lousy at my univercity and dont appriciate such compact discriptions

I've already managed to create an input and output algorithm except its not ordered alphabeticly based on the second name. There is also another subfunction about finding the most common seccond name.
User avatar #132 to #130 - Fgner (01/22/2015) [-]
Oh, and I just compiled. I accidentally:
> typedef PersonList PersonNode instead of the other way around.
> Used the original br counting variable instead of person_count.
#133 to #132 - dehumanizer (01/22/2015) [-]
eh? I kinda get errors. I dont know man im really tierd and your code seems very complicated, im just gonna give it a break and look at it tommorow, thanks for the effort anyways
User avatar #134 to #133 - Fgner (01/22/2015) [-]
My code is literally your code copy and pasted but with names that are in human readable format, proper encapsulation in the structs, and a few unnecessary things removed. It's LESS complicated than the original code by an order of magnitude.
#136 to #134 - dehumanizer (01/23/2015) [-]
actualy i think my problem might be related to the fact that I havent covered the situation if the list is empty (Pprev!=NULL) and thats why the program might crash but im still lost.
#137 to #136 - Fgner (01/23/2015) [-]
I think the problem is:
> Still using a naming scheme that screws things.
> Not using indentation.
> You can't define a function called new. It's a reserved keyword.
> The new function you wrote is riddled with typos. Absolutely borked with them.
> Why does your order function ask the user for input?
> Oh my God the list goes on.

I gave you everything you needed and structured the entire program properly for you. All you need to do is copy and paste my code, then fill in the emplacement function. If you want to obfuscate the names and **** afterwards, go ahead.

Emplacement is easy. If the list is empty - make the node the head. If it's node - go through the list and find the first element that belongs behind the new node. Link to that node with your new node, then link your new node with the node before it. It's extremely simple.

Frankly - If you want my help, you're going to have to actually take it. It's kind of annoying when you take the time to help someone and try to teach them how **** is done - then the next snippet they give you ignores every single thing you told them and doesn't even use a single aspect of the help you gave them.
#138 to #137 - dehumanizer (01/23/2015) [-]
>how is it screwing up things
>you mean the linked list and structure? I have to use it its part of the assignment
>new is not the actual name but its my example (so you dont get mad at my improper names
>huh,like what?
>so it can chek if the input name already exists in the list
> ;_;

but i dont understand the emplacement...
#139 to #138 - Fgner (01/23/2015) [-]
> Because unmanagable names are unmanagable. For example in the new function there are three different names refering to the same variable (or at least I think - I can't really tell because the naming is terrible). And you're still using capital letters to start variable names, which is unacceptable - that's a universal no-no betwixt all naming schemes and if you do that at an interview you'll get rejected on the spot. It's even worse because you only do some variables with capitals and some with lowercase - it's inconsistent!

Off the top of your head - what is temfa mean? Are P and Q data types or variables? And if so, what differentiats them? Where would you use P over Q? What does the struct tel contain? These names are called "identifiers" - the purpose is to identify things. If an identifier fails to distinguish and identify, your code is wrong.

> No - Indentation. Tabulation. Spaces before code. See how your code is all flush with the left margin - but mine indents at each scope to make it easy to find the start/end of scopes?

> You used improper names everywhere else - why change new?

> temmp, temp, temfa

> Functions do one thing and one thing only. generatelist generates the list from user input, emplacealphabetically emplaces an element alphabetically, sort_alphabetically should sort the list alphabetically. Don't mix functions together, because it makes code unflexible, hard to read and maintain, and generally... you know... wrong.

>

> I just explained emplacement. Emplacement - to put into place. You take the new node, you find where it should go, and you put it there. If the list is empty - it is the first element. Go Google if you can't figure that out - emplacement functions are 101 and implementations can be found all over.
#140 to #139 - dehumanizer (01/23/2015) [-]
&gt;whoops now that I noticed all of the times that variable is used, its under a new name... but in my real code they all have the same name so its no biggie, i do manage to access the order subprogram but things get fugged there   
   
Temfa is supposed to the the input family name for the placement check in Order, after that it gets copied on the string from the structure   
P and Q are supposed to be pointers   
tel is not mentioned in this because its irrelevant but it contains (first and seccond name and telephone number, basicly the cin lines in Order)   
   
&gt;in my opinion your code is harder to read because its all streached out N stuff   
   
&gt;well in my program its called nov which means new in my language and it doesent create an issue with the program   
   
&gt;yeah i know its irelevant,in the real ocde i only use temfa - TEMp FAmily name   
   
&gt;oh you mean like one function to create the structure and one SEPERATE function for storing, that'd be nice but I wish they tought us how to do it in class, its always so nice when i get an assignment that covers diffrent material from the one we've studied ^^    
   
&gt; cdn.ipetitions.com/user-images/petitions/replace-the-mona-lisa-with-the-sad-frog-meme/T5E7qo2NQPFzF1nfNejJ_UpvOWd7X.jpg   
   
&gt; yeah i kinda get it but not the ordered emplacment via alphabet using a strings of chars
>whoops now that I noticed all of the times that variable is used, its under a new name... but in my real code they all have the same name so its no biggie, i do manage to access the order subprogram but things get fugged there

Temfa is supposed to the the input family name for the placement check in Order, after that it gets copied on the string from the structure
P and Q are supposed to be pointers
tel is not mentioned in this because its irrelevant but it contains (first and seccond name and telephone number, basicly the cin lines in Order)

>in my opinion your code is harder to read because its all streached out N stuff

>well in my program its called nov which means new in my language and it doesent create an issue with the program

>yeah i know its irelevant,in the real ocde i only use temfa - TEMp FAmily name

>oh you mean like one function to create the structure and one SEPERATE function for storing, that'd be nice but I wish they tought us how to do it in class, its always so nice when i get an assignment that covers diffrent material from the one we've studied ^^

> cdn.ipetitions.com/user-images/petitions/replace-the-mona-lisa-with-the-sad-frog-meme/T5E7qo2NQPFzF1nfNejJ_UpvOWd7X.jpg

> yeah i kinda get it but not the ordered emplacment via alphabet using a strings of chars
#141 to #140 - Fgner (01/23/2015) [-]
> Why aren't you copy/pasting it so the format and lack of typos stay?

> I didn't ask because I needed clarification. I was pointing out that "temfa' "P" "Q" "tel" do not identify anything. They are not names. They are gibberish.

> No it's not. That's not even subjective. My code is objectively simple and your code is obfuscated.

> nov is not better. Especially since you're basically writing C with C++ sprinkled in.

> Related to above - it's harsh but industry code is almost unanimously written in English. Most widely used languages don't even support non-ASCII identifiers. If you don't code in English, you close out the open source community and any chance of someone that doesn't speak your native tongue. Just a warning.

> That's freaking hilarious. Also - why did you reduce it to 10 characters? It used to be 20? Now a lot of names won't fit. Also cin >> temfa[10] is both a segfault and (if it worked) may have undefined behavior. I assume this is another typo though.

> I... guess... Go read some **** online. There are plenty of guides for proper styling, organization, etc. I don't know why you're blaming the course - if they've taught you how to define a function then you know how to do it.

> MFW

> I have no idea what you're saying here but all I know is - I defined the function and it's parameters and told you exactly how to do it. That's literally all I can do other than write it!
#142 to #141 - dehumanizer (01/23/2015) [-]
>because you wouldnt understand the variable names and the cout text

>isnt // Point P, Pprev, Q; /// supposed to bean indentifier,

>t-thanks education...

>yeah i know but dem lousy excuses for teachers man...

>oh yeah the original is supposed to be 20 is that the error? first time I've heard of a segfault but according to le wiki article it might be whats causing my errors, sorry mang i dont learn this in english so alot of the terms are forigen to me

>but they are making me create in in an alphabeticly ordered way via string, it it was to be ordered in an increasing way via number ,id probably have no problem, but this string comperation is hard

> >tfw feel like an idiot

> the program basicly should create the linked list via alphabeticly order, if i have an two entries starting with A and Y, if i want to add another one starting with E, it should be put between A and Y (those letters are supposed to the the first from the family name string)
User avatar #147 to #142 - Fgner (01/27/2015) [-]
You get it working?
#148 to #147 - dehumanizer (01/27/2015) [-]
kinda
#135 to #134 - dehumanizer (01/23/2015) [-]
Invalid Null Pointer

So i kinda tried to improvise something but My program crashes. pastebin.com/CUW43jes

also its the emplace alphabeticly part im having trouble with
User avatar #131 to #130 - Fgner (01/22/2015) [-]
pastebin.com/DFmTXVCj (for record keeping).

Again, go ahead and try to write emplace_alphabetically before I help you. It's a pretty easy function to write.

Also - **** your University, write it properly. If it works, they can't take points off. If they take points off - take it to the head of the department or the dean and point out that they're not only advocting code that literally cannot be used in industry code, but punishing properly written code. The dean will understand if you also throw in "This will definitely discredit the University and make it the laughing-stock of computer science". Deans only care about how the university performs and is perceived.
User avatar #123 - notorc (01/20/2015) [-]
Where the **** do you live?
User avatar #163 to #123 - Fgner (02/14/2015) [-]
EST mofo
User avatar #108 - pronpics (01/18/2015) [-]
YOU RAN OUT OF PORN! AND WHERES MY BONERS
User avatar #109 to #108 - Fgner (01/18/2015) [-]
I'm not out of porn! There's so much porn! But so little time! 15 credit hours of university, an internship, family, and my fiance are eating all of my time! I only have 7 hours to finish the Early Draft for a my first project! It's the second damn week of class! Then I need to drive an hour to pick up my fiance from her parents, then drive an hour home, then work on more projects and homework!

Help me!
User avatar #111 to #110 - Fgner (01/18/2015) [-]
But when I get home tonight, I promise I'll publish a couple comps and I'll do your headline just for you - You have to give me both of your thumbs, though. I like to stick them up my ass when I jerk off on my pet rats.
#117 to #113 - pronpics (01/19/2015) [-]
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User avatar #118 to #117 - Fgner (01/19/2015) [-]
Not home. I love my mommy and daddy - they feed me.
#119 to #118 - pronpics (01/19/2015) [-]
Hurry please
Hurry please
#143 to #119 - Fgner (01/24/2015) [-]
Where are your boners?
#144 to #143 - pronpics (01/24/2015) [-]
Nowhere imagirl
#145 to #144 - Fgner (01/24/2015) [-]
What are you talking about?
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User avatar #101 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Hello
#106 to #105 - murrlogic ONLINE (01/07/2015) [-]
Hello Glados
User avatar #93 - notorc (12/30/2014) [-]
Hey there Pretty Boy.
User avatar #94 to #93 - Fgner (12/30/2014) [-]
Do I got a purty mouth?
#91 - Ezzi (12/30/2014) [-]
Request: Photogenic dicks. Take care of the homofriends.


Enjoy this relevant and inspiring comic.

User avatar #92 to #91 - Fgner (12/30/2014) [-]
Was wondering when homofags / girlfas would pop up - you got it, Friday is yours!
#96 to #92 - Ezzi (01/01/2015) [-]
I love you, man <3
User avatar #98 to #96 - Fgner (01/07/2015) [-]
So... tomorrow is kinda like Friday... right? Right?
#99 to #98 - Ezzi (01/07/2015) [-]
Thursdays are practically Fridays ^_^
User avatar #90 - greenstrongworld (12/30/2014) [-]
Could I request a post featuring creampies?
#95 to #90 - Fgner (12/31/2014) [-]
Anal creampies will be Thursday. I just did a comp of vaginal creampies not to long ago, if you'd like I can upload it elsewhere and send you a link? I'm thinking of doing that already so I can have one place to go for all headlines, sauces, etc that will stay around more than a week!

I'm happy you're enjoying them, though!
User avatar #97 to #95 - greenstrongworld (01/01/2015) [-]
That would really be awesome. Thanks.
User avatar #104 to #97 - Fgner (01/07/2015) [-]
imgur.com/a/VY4O0

I put all the vaginal creampies up here for now. Still deciding on how to host and such.
User avatar #107 to #104 - greenstrongworld (01/12/2015) [-]
Any source on any of them?
User avatar #88 - notorc (12/24/2014) [-]
oh hey.
User avatar #89 to #88 - Fgner (12/24/2014) [-]
You're not an orc!
#87 - megaflak (09/24/2014) [-]
eat **** kek
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