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#142 - Not a biologist so don't quote me but I believe it does do dam… 7 hours ago on Science: Graphical... +1
#124 - Read my comment #100. 09/13/2014 on Why I never go on Tumblr 0
#100 - I'm on page 92/302 now. I took the dive. Incest, bar…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on Why I never go on Tumblr +4
User avatar #121 - PebbleBinder (09/13/2014) [-]
the happiest he sounds throughout all of it so far is when he buys the millenium falcon and if that doesnt say something about guys then idk what does :')
#73 - Anyone who may have read this know whether or not 302 pages of…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Why I never go on Tumblr +3
User avatar #112 - halosnake (09/13/2014) [-]
I am on page 100 now and I dont really know what to say.

I would recommend start reading it and you can decide on your own after about 40-50 pages
User avatar #124 - Fgner (09/13/2014) [-]
Read my comment #100.
User avatar #99 - PebbleBinder (09/13/2014) [-]
well on page 38 it combines sexual behaviour with monopoly. My two favourite things
COmplete bullshit tho, no one plays monopoly without aruguing
User avatar #100 - Fgner (09/13/2014) [-]
I'm on page 92/302 now. I took the dive.

Incest, barely legal relationships between 14 year olds and 18 year olds, a look into the very controversial topic of male rape, a look into the joyless suffering of a targetted nymphomaniac, an example of a working three-way relationship.

It's quite a ride, man. I'm not sure if it's real - but it does have quite a bit working on the side of "it is". Although other times it sounds completely unbelievable, I chalk that up to making the story more interesting or him just being in the center of the perfect storm of hormones and coincidence.
User avatar #121 - PebbleBinder (09/13/2014) [-]
the happiest he sounds throughout all of it so far is when he buys the millenium falcon and if that doesnt say something about guys then idk what does :')
#175 - These two articles don't really convey the emotion about it, b… 09/02/2014 on Ocean of sounds 0
#39 - The cure must be theoretically described, extensively tested o… 09/01/2014 on Question Everything +3
#156 - > Implying every member of a group is exactly the same as t… 08/31/2014 on Tumblrerism Anything and... 0
#14 - TBH I liked the first half of SAO. The second half was meh (an…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/28/2014 on Goddamnit Luke +4
#25 - 4chan refugee (08/28/2014) [-]
I personally thought the whole thing was pretty bad. It was a good concept at the start, but the writing was absolutely atrocious, the MC was a serious edgelord, and it just kind of became a romance show
User avatar #20 - moorgar (08/28/2014) [-]
i agree that the 2. half of sao wassn´t as great as the first half, but i stiill liked it

to be honest, it would have been kinda stupid if you would get back into a game that kills you right after you just got out
#96 - God I ******* hate you armchair physists. "R…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Bill nye the awesome guy -1
#97 - 4chan refugee (08/24/2014) [-]
> one that's incredibly advanced will probably be easy as ****.

This is the whole fucking point asshole. These are theoretical limits, you're never going to magically do better than them. Shit's like saying you're gonna find a free lunch or solve the halting problem. You can argue that it's possible to use self-replication or whatever the fuck science fiction to actually build a telescope that large, but it still has to be ridiculously sized.

> So why the **** would you think we would be looking twice as far as there now instead of in our own neighborhood?

The whole god damned premise was "when aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away" asshole.

> P.S. What did "you said your a computer scientist" even mean?
I asked before using big-O notation, because physicists use something similar when we're more interested in scaling. The fact that this confused you suggests that you're more likely IT than a scientist. Also, don't misquote me with your bitch-ass grammar mistakes.
#69 - I can agree to that. Nice talking, buddy; have some thumbs.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/24/2014 on Bill nye the awesome guy 0
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User avatar #69 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
no ur a skrub
#70 to #69 - Fgner (08/12/2014) [-]
Am I a pretty scrub?
User avatar #72 to #70 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
also no.
User avatar #74 to #73 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
#75 to #74 - Fgner (08/12/2014) [-]
Play with Walrus dick and I.
#76 to #75 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
Play what game?
#77 to #76 - Fgner (08/12/2014) [-]
What game makes your dick hardest?
#78 to #77 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
Good Games.
Not Alive
Turning Simulator
#82 to #79 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
wayke up moite.
User avatar #81 to #79 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
oi m8
User avatar #71 to #70 - notorc (08/12/2014) [-]
I have gotten info from an outside source that you are indeed, eff jee
#67 - dehumanizer (05/28/2014) [-]
I did it man, had to fix a lot of other stuff but you definetly helped me yesterday. I am in debt.
User avatar #68 to #67 - Fgner (05/29/2014) [-]
No problem man.
#58 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
so...uh would you help me? :S
User avatar #59 to #58 - Fgner (05/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I had some work to do and am about to hit the hay. I just looked to see if it was a quick fix, but all the names are like obfuscated code to me due to the "written in Russian" aspect of it. I'll take a look tomorrow with a fresh mind, sorry for keeping you waiting, man!
#61 to #59 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
ok this should be it, i've rewriten all of the printfs on english and changed some of the variable names so you'd understand might have created some errors tho but everything SHOULD theoreticly work, too bad it just crashes whenever i try to do any of the operations

it would really mean alot if you helped

User avatar #62 to #61 - Fgner (05/25/2014) [-]
And what is the output of debugging/usage?
#63 to #62 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
eh what do you mean?
User avatar #64 to #63 - Fgner (05/25/2014) [-]
When you ran the program what was the error, and when you debugged, where was the problem area? If you haven't debugged it, you should probably do (and learn to if necessary) that.
#66 to #64 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
also in the output window it says cant find or open the pdb file
#65 to #64 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
expression (stream!=NULL)
#60 to #59 - dehumanizer (05/25/2014) [-]
obi one you are my only hope, i have to get it finsihed by wendsday, err I'will try to make it all in english then post new version
User avatar #56 - splendiddust (11/18/2013) [-]
he mad
User avatar #52 - voltkills (09/22/2013) [-]
>accuses me of having no idea what im talking about
>thinks only visuals makes it 100% immersive
>thinks a 2d moniter can be real 3d
>doesnt understand how camparisons across console generations work
wow much cool story
User avatar #53 to #52 - Fgner (09/22/2013) [-]

> You don't. I do. I'm a software/hardware engineer. I make indie games for fun. Games, software, and hardware is my business.

> Yes, the main human sense is sight. Our brain will go out of it's way to make other senses agree with our sight. For instance seeing a word mouthed while hearing another word will often lead to hearing the word being mouthed. It's magical **** . Immersiveness is all about visuals. Even the sense of touch is less important. Also - surround sound headphones/speakesr exist. So we also have sound covered. So we can immerse ourselves almost completely. Sure, we don't actually get hurt by the game - and we can't smell/taste the **** , nor do we have to expend the energy to move. But those are all bonuses. I don't want to ******* feel, smell, or taste anything I do in a video game. That would be Hell.

> It can - because there are 2 monitors. One for each eye. Each one is rendered separately at two different locations. These camera locations simulate where the human (or whatever else) eyes would be in the game. Our brain takes these two different images and combines them. The differences in location of the content in the images causes the brain to interpret depth. Therefore, you have 3D vision. The **** do you think eyes do? Take magical 3D scans of the environment? They take two 2D pictures, and use very cool brain magic to interpret depth. Lrn2Antmy. Lrn2Mth.

> This last one doesn't make sense. The point about Kinect is 100% valid?
User avatar #54 to #53 - covered ONLINE (09/22/2013) [-]
Good point.
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#49 - 4chan refugee (10/02/2012) [-]
thumbed up your novel max times for anons. read whole thing. allmyfeels.jpg. anon cant comment more than once/hour. good luck my friend
#50 to #49 - Fgner (10/02/2012) [-]
Thanks, buddy! Have a great life, I hope I cross paths with you one day and get a chance to tickle your anus in return for those thumbs!
#47 - arthasthegreat ONLINE (08/26/2012) [-]
subscribed, hope everything works good for you
User avatar #46 - fetuseater (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm subscribing, you should post content about it when you are done with the game you're making, I would love to work with you but I have no experience. Good luck man!
User avatar #48 to #46 - Fgner (08/26/2012) [-]
Games take a while, I'll try and prototype some stuff and have our artists come out with some concept art though. As well, I'll try and make sure to open a blog so you can watch development!
User avatar #42 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (08/26/2012) [-]
I'm expecting great things from you. Do not let me down.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Fgner (08/26/2012) [-]
I'll try my friend. Which one are you referring to so I know which blog to give you a link to when I start it!
User avatar #44 to #43 - hakusprite **User deleted account** (08/26/2012) [-]
The Pokemon clone.
User avatar #45 to #44 - Fgner (08/26/2012) [-]
Yes sir!
#30 - corkscrew (04/30/2012) [-]
I think Fgner is a pretty cool guy. Eh starts ********** and doesn't afraid of anything.

But seriously, you are pretty cool. You seemed very logical in all your arguments and were only brought down by the less intelligent people. In other words, you stooped to their level. The only times you swore were when people were cussing you out.
#31 to #31 - Fgner (04/30/2012) [-]
I liek you too corkscrew! just kidding i love you.

Yeah... That's a problem I have that I should probably fix...
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#28 - zhooker (03/09/2012) [-]
You are a ****** and I stole your waddymelonz
#25 - TuhRainbowLlama (03/09/2012) [-]
Just reminding you that you're a ****** .
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i love you!
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User avatar #21 - peqit (03/06/2012) [-]
I love you dude! 3> I want buttsecks with you! 3> (sorry I didn't know how to turn "3" around)
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