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FearTheToilet

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Age: 21
Date Signed Up:8/13/2010
Last Login:5/03/2015
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#6 - Your goddamn right he did. 05/02/2015 on Fucking Fred +15
#259 - has to be this. 04/26/2015 on What song? 0
#34 - This story is so ******* fake. There is no way a femini…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/24/2015 on Feminist shit +168
User avatar #152 - knobhill (04/24/2015) [-]
Didn't they flip shit over this caption?

40 kek sir
#53 - dillweed (04/24/2015) [-]
Tell this joke to a feminist "A lady came into a department store, she asked for a German method for coal extraction. Mein Shaft she got."
#164 - mrtallguy (04/24/2015) [-]
User avatar #55 - germanblood (04/24/2015) [-]
Always thumbs up for the Greatest Man Who Ever Lived...
#37 - xgolgothax (04/24/2015) [-]
every feminazi ever.
#35 - orkanoidz (04/24/2015) [-]
For a second there I was concerned.
#293 - "..it's less target the weak spots and more beat the …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on Cringe #35 - Weeaboo 0
#350 - Ken M (04/24/2015) [-]
Okay I'll admit it was a mild inconvenience for me to unpack my kit bag in order to serve you up a healthy slice of humble pie, but I do it because I care. Trust me when I say I know what I'm talking about and as I said, where I got that from was 5 years of German longsword. Using that hand and a half second in from the left. Now can you name all of the kit I just pulled out of my bag without opening my spoiler first?


Top White Oak Jo staff and Bo staff
From Left Mortuary Sword, Hand and Half, Shinken Katana, Iaido Katana, Iaido Wakazashi, Shirasaya, Suburi Bokken, White Oak Bokken, White Oak Wakazashi, Shinai x2,
Mid Top White Oak Kama (optional Kusarigama ball and chain attachment)
Mid Bottom White oak Tonfa x2, White Oak Tanto, Combat knife,
Right Top Katar x2
Right Bottom Sparring helmet and grappling gloves
Right Red Oak Bokken x3, Short Red Oak Bokken
#222 - The fact that you posted this proves you have likely never tra…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/23/2015 on Cringe #35 - Weeaboo +3
#283 - Ken M (04/23/2015) [-]
Actually I have, 5 years in Italian and German longsword, 3 years in English Broadsword and 7 years in Japanese Kenjutsu. The thing is with the longsword, it doesn't usually kill quick unless you get a good windup in the German style, it's mostly about beating your armoured opponent into submission. But with the Kenjutsu techniques it's targeted at finishing a battle as quickly as possible and precise aiming on the opponent. Italian longsword is more of counter and parry techniques, using the quillons to lock and mulinello to know the opponents sword aside in order to move in for an attack. German longsword is much more aggressive and does have quite a few decapitation techniques as proof of that, but again it's less target the weak spots and more beat the shit out of them. English broadsword is pretty much all beat the shit out of them and is more substance over style, doesn't always look pretty but gets the job done.

Perhaps I just have a bias because I've trained the katana for longer, but I just feel I'd be more effective with it in a fight than any of the other sword. It pretty much drops all defence and goes on the attack, relying on footwork to get you out of trouble than blocking with the sword itself. I just feel much lighter on my feet and more able to focus on where I'm going to counter attack when they swing for me.

But yeah, there's no way I can convince you I know anything about swords, so I'll leave you to your blissful ignorance. Good day sir.
#319 - Ken M (04/23/2015) [-]
Watching Youtube for extended periods doesn't count as training, dude.
#293 - FearTheToilet (04/23/2015) [-]
"..it's less target the weak spots and more beat the shit out of them." nigga wut? Where the hell did you get this from?
#350 - Ken M (04/24/2015) [-]
Okay I'll admit it was a mild inconvenience for me to unpack my kit bag in order to serve you up a healthy slice of humble pie, but I do it because I care. Trust me when I say I know what I'm talking about and as I said, where I got that from was 5 years of German longsword. Using that hand and a half second in from the left. Now can you name all of the kit I just pulled out of my bag without opening my spoiler first?


Top White Oak Jo staff and Bo staff
From Left Mortuary Sword, Hand and Half, Shinken Katana, Iaido Katana, Iaido Wakazashi, Shirasaya, Suburi Bokken, White Oak Bokken, White Oak Wakazashi, Shinai x2,
Mid Top White Oak Kama (optional Kusarigama ball and chain attachment)
Mid Bottom White oak Tonfa x2, White Oak Tanto, Combat knife,
Right Top Katar x2
Right Bottom Sparring helmet and grappling gloves
Right Red Oak Bokken x3, Short Red Oak Bokken
#132 - wont the canola oil make you break out like a ************…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2015 on 4 The Ladies 0
User avatar #133 - joshualegitsky (04/23/2015) [-]
Well I didn't break out this morning
#34 - That's how all us blue ******* are. 04/12/2015 on (untitled) 0
#90 - Isnt this just buttercup with different colors?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2015 on Hnnng Fusions 0
#103 - thorseph (03/27/2015) [-]
hairstyle, different hairstyle, and the eyebrows
#37 - Yes now I can go back to dwelling in my basement in peace. 03/24/2015 on Lol, jk i dont have a GF +1
#35 - He's = he+is You should have used his or worded the senten…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/24/2015 on Lol, jk i dont have a GF 0
#36 - thelegendofdanknes (03/24/2015) [-]
i was doing homework. typed it without thinking. I know english. and english knows me. english english englishhhhh
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User avatar #7 - soundofwinter (06/23/2014) [-]
**** you
#1 - popnotes ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
haha wow you're a faggot kill yourself
haha wow you're a faggot kill yourself
#2 to #1 - FearTheToilet ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
You just made me like super duper sad by saying that. I will now be spiraling into a deep depression because of what some beta, furfag clopper thinks about me, i mean after all you are my idol. I just dont know how ill move on. There is no hope, there is no future.
#3 to #2 - popnotes ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Thank you, you're too kind <3
Thank you, you're too kind <3
#4 to #3 - FearTheToilet ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Oh by the way this fell out of your pocket last time you were here, I should give it back.
#5 to #4 - popnotes ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I saw your message in my corner and thought "it's spaghetti" I nailed it haha =^)
#6 to #5 - FearTheToilet ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
you know what you dont seem so bad maybe i should retract my previous statement
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