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#56 - they smell of citrus, that's what my shampo smell of  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2014 on Up +1
#101 - middagsmo (12/29/2014) [-]
Smell of shampoo?

Smells like real poo to me
#12 - taste mate, I think they look ******* awesome  [+] (4 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Up +1
#47 - asasinmonkey (12/29/2014) [-]
I never understood this. I might be a bit of a fogie but ive never thought they looked good. You dont see many dreads down where i live at so maybe its because im not used to the idea. Plus the whole im not a Rastifari so im not inclined to want or like them.
User avatar #15 - ronyx (12/29/2014) [-]
Most of the time it looks like you covered your hair in mud shit.
#42 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (12/29/2014) [-]
This whole thread.
User avatar #73 - whiteniggers (12/29/2014) [-]
the only insult so far has been different forms of "shit"

no burning going on here
#8 - I'm not mad, I'm just spreding the word that dreads don't smel…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Up -1
User avatar #38 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
can we see your dreads?
User avatar #34 - malacrianza (12/29/2014) [-]
Not to be a dick, really, I'm being completely honest here, but have you considered the possibility that maybe you just can't smell them? Maybe you just became accustomed to the smell.

I say that because indeed, most people with dreads I know swear that theirs don't smell, but they do. A lot.
User avatar #56 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
they smell of citrus, that's what my shampo smell of
#101 - middagsmo (12/29/2014) [-]
Smell of shampoo?

Smells like real poo to me
#11 - Ken M (12/29/2014) [-]
This is a case of your own shit not stinking, buddy.

Also, dreads look like shit. Why the hell do you have them?
User avatar #12 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
taste mate, I think they look fucking awesome
#47 - asasinmonkey (12/29/2014) [-]
I never understood this. I might be a bit of a fogie but ive never thought they looked good. You dont see many dreads down where i live at so maybe its because im not used to the idea. Plus the whole im not a Rastifari so im not inclined to want or like them.
User avatar #15 - ronyx (12/29/2014) [-]
Most of the time it looks like you covered your hair in mud shit.
#42 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (12/29/2014) [-]
This whole thread.
User avatar #73 - whiteniggers (12/29/2014) [-]
the only insult so far has been different forms of "shit"

no burning going on here
#6 - so you don't wash dreads? of course you ******* was…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Up +8
User avatar #44 - alleksi (12/29/2014) [-]
I don't think my own farts smell like shit because I'm so used to smelling them all the time.
User avatar #91 - Thundergod (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I was as lucky as you.
#7 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
oh no wonder you mad, you're inadvertently being told you smell bad
and dreads are washed like twice a week, nerd
#8 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm just spreding the word that dreads don't smell shit
User avatar #38 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
can we see your dreads?
User avatar #34 - malacrianza (12/29/2014) [-]
Not to be a dick, really, I'm being completely honest here, but have you considered the possibility that maybe you just can't smell them? Maybe you just became accustomed to the smell.

I say that because indeed, most people with dreads I know swear that theirs don't smell, but they do. A lot.
User avatar #56 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
they smell of citrus, that's what my shampo smell of
#101 - middagsmo (12/29/2014) [-]
Smell of shampoo?

Smells like real poo to me
#11 - Ken M (12/29/2014) [-]
This is a case of your own shit not stinking, buddy.

Also, dreads look like shit. Why the hell do you have them?
User avatar #12 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
taste mate, I think they look fucking awesome
#47 - asasinmonkey (12/29/2014) [-]
I never understood this. I might be a bit of a fogie but ive never thought they looked good. You dont see many dreads down where i live at so maybe its because im not used to the idea. Plus the whole im not a Rastifari so im not inclined to want or like them.
User avatar #15 - ronyx (12/29/2014) [-]
Most of the time it looks like you covered your hair in mud shit.
#42 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (12/29/2014) [-]
This whole thread.
User avatar #73 - whiteniggers (12/29/2014) [-]
the only insult so far has been different forms of "shit"

no burning going on here
#4 - how many not black people dreads have you smelled mate?  [+] (31 new replies) 12/29/2014 on Up +8
#5 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
now blacks do smell pretty bad on there own, but for dread you straight up mat your hair with your oil, so shit is how it smells
User avatar #78 - chimpaflimp (12/29/2014) [-]
What if someone uses scented oil? Then their hair would have a double-purpose as incense sticks.
User avatar #10 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
>blacks smell pretty bad on their own


Fuck off, mate.
User avatar #30 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2014) [-]
Smell a black person's hair and you'll know what he means by that.
User avatar #54 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm black, and my hair usually smells pretty good. Either it smells fresh, like coconut, citrus-y, or some days it smells like oranges. So, I wouldn't know.
User avatar #64 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2014) [-]
Which means nothing, you can't smell your own head.
User avatar #65 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
I know. Other people have told me.
#13 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
wow that's mean
User avatar #16 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
So is stating that all black people naturally smell bad.

#rood
#18 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
facts are facts, buddy.
you're just butthurt
User avatar #19 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
>Facts are just facts


Just your opinion, actually.
#20 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
sorry to disappoint, races are different nerd.
Black people have a different quality of hair and skin, because of this they produce a lot more oil. Even if they shower daily, which most can't because their skin will dry out and they get all flaky which sucks, they produce a load of natural oil which smells nasty.
this applies to mexicans and indians and even white people, but it's not really as prominent.
#39 - Ken M (12/29/2014) [-]
black hair actually produces less oils, which is why washing it super frequently dries it out.
User avatar #21 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
This may be true(the oil part), but this doesn't cause them to smell really bad.
gyazo.com/54f642d88e0bd46ef09411c68b2cb43c

^Confirming your statement somewhat. I shower often(daily during school week, not much during vacation/stay at home breaks) and I don't smell bad, nor has anyone ever told me I smell bad unless I haven't taken a shower in a long time. Our skin produces oil, yes, but that doesn't mean this oil naturally makes us smell bad.
#45 - asasinmonkey (12/29/2014) [-]
Someone i know told me it was cause of the shit black people put in their hair. Idk if its true but everytime i go into a big congregation of blacks there is a definite and recognizable smell.
#22 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
people are just so used to people being without any smell at all because we shower and bath daily. So the scent of someone's natural oil is distinctly musky.
User avatar #6 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
so you don't wash dreads?
of course you fucking wash wash the dreads mate.
source, I have dreads, and they don't smell of shit
User avatar #44 - alleksi (12/29/2014) [-]
I don't think my own farts smell like shit because I'm so used to smelling them all the time.
User avatar #91 - Thundergod (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I was as lucky as you.
#7 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
oh no wonder you mad, you're inadvertently being told you smell bad
and dreads are washed like twice a week, nerd
#8 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm just spreding the word that dreads don't smell shit
User avatar #38 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
can we see your dreads?
User avatar #34 - malacrianza (12/29/2014) [-]
Not to be a dick, really, I'm being completely honest here, but have you considered the possibility that maybe you just can't smell them? Maybe you just became accustomed to the smell.

I say that because indeed, most people with dreads I know swear that theirs don't smell, but they do. A lot.
User avatar #56 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
they smell of citrus, that's what my shampo smell of
#101 - middagsmo (12/29/2014) [-]
Smell of shampoo?

Smells like real poo to me
#11 - Ken M (12/29/2014) [-]
This is a case of your own shit not stinking, buddy.

Also, dreads look like shit. Why the hell do you have them?
User avatar #12 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
taste mate, I think they look fucking awesome
#47 - asasinmonkey (12/29/2014) [-]
I never understood this. I might be a bit of a fogie but ive never thought they looked good. You dont see many dreads down where i live at so maybe its because im not used to the idea. Plus the whole im not a Rastifari so im not inclined to want or like them.
User avatar #15 - ronyx (12/29/2014) [-]
Most of the time it looks like you covered your hair in mud shit.
#42 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (12/29/2014) [-]
This whole thread.
User avatar #73 - whiteniggers (12/29/2014) [-]
the only insult so far has been different forms of "shit"

no burning going on here
#2 - sorry mate, not all dreads smell **** .  [+] (36 new replies) 12/28/2014 on Up +67
User avatar #82 - nthmetal (12/29/2014) [-]
If you're white they do.
If you're black they smell like weed.
#32 - Ken M (12/29/2014) [-]
They look shit all the time, though.
#17 - drazine (12/29/2014) [-]
wrong
#3 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
dreads indeed smell of shit.
#4 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
how many not black people dreads have you smelled mate?
#5 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
now blacks do smell pretty bad on there own, but for dread you straight up mat your hair with your oil, so shit is how it smells
User avatar #78 - chimpaflimp (12/29/2014) [-]
What if someone uses scented oil? Then their hair would have a double-purpose as incense sticks.
User avatar #10 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
>blacks smell pretty bad on their own


Fuck off, mate.
User avatar #30 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2014) [-]
Smell a black person's hair and you'll know what he means by that.
User avatar #54 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm black, and my hair usually smells pretty good. Either it smells fresh, like coconut, citrus-y, or some days it smells like oranges. So, I wouldn't know.
User avatar #64 - toosexyforyou (12/29/2014) [-]
Which means nothing, you can't smell your own head.
User avatar #65 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
I know. Other people have told me.
#13 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
wow that's mean
User avatar #16 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
So is stating that all black people naturally smell bad.

#rood
#18 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
facts are facts, buddy.
you're just butthurt
User avatar #19 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
>Facts are just facts


Just your opinion, actually.
#20 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
sorry to disappoint, races are different nerd.
Black people have a different quality of hair and skin, because of this they produce a lot more oil. Even if they shower daily, which most can't because their skin will dry out and they get all flaky which sucks, they produce a load of natural oil which smells nasty.
this applies to mexicans and indians and even white people, but it's not really as prominent.
#39 - Ken M (12/29/2014) [-]
black hair actually produces less oils, which is why washing it super frequently dries it out.
User avatar #21 - vashford (12/29/2014) [-]
This may be true(the oil part), but this doesn't cause them to smell really bad.
gyazo.com/54f642d88e0bd46ef09411c68b2cb43c

^Confirming your statement somewhat. I shower often(daily during school week, not much during vacation/stay at home breaks) and I don't smell bad, nor has anyone ever told me I smell bad unless I haven't taken a shower in a long time. Our skin produces oil, yes, but that doesn't mean this oil naturally makes us smell bad.
#45 - asasinmonkey (12/29/2014) [-]
Someone i know told me it was cause of the shit black people put in their hair. Idk if its true but everytime i go into a big congregation of blacks there is a definite and recognizable smell.
#22 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
people are just so used to people being without any smell at all because we shower and bath daily. So the scent of someone's natural oil is distinctly musky.
User avatar #6 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
so you don't wash dreads?
of course you fucking wash wash the dreads mate.
source, I have dreads, and they don't smell of shit
User avatar #44 - alleksi (12/29/2014) [-]
I don't think my own farts smell like shit because I'm so used to smelling them all the time.
User avatar #91 - Thundergod (12/29/2014) [-]
I wish I was as lucky as you.
#7 - doctersmiles (12/29/2014) [-]
oh no wonder you mad, you're inadvertently being told you smell bad
and dreads are washed like twice a week, nerd
#8 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
I'm not mad, I'm just spreding the word that dreads don't smell shit
User avatar #38 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/29/2014) [-]
can we see your dreads?
User avatar #34 - malacrianza (12/29/2014) [-]
Not to be a dick, really, I'm being completely honest here, but have you considered the possibility that maybe you just can't smell them? Maybe you just became accustomed to the smell.

I say that because indeed, most people with dreads I know swear that theirs don't smell, but they do. A lot.
User avatar #56 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
they smell of citrus, that's what my shampo smell of
#101 - middagsmo (12/29/2014) [-]
Smell of shampoo?

Smells like real poo to me
#11 - Ken M (12/29/2014) [-]
This is a case of your own shit not stinking, buddy.

Also, dreads look like shit. Why the hell do you have them?
User avatar #12 - FanMan (12/29/2014) [-]
taste mate, I think they look fucking awesome
#47 - asasinmonkey (12/29/2014) [-]
I never understood this. I might be a bit of a fogie but ive never thought they looked good. You dont see many dreads down where i live at so maybe its because im not used to the idea. Plus the whole im not a Rastifari so im not inclined to want or like them.
User avatar #15 - ronyx (12/29/2014) [-]
Most of the time it looks like you covered your hair in mud shit.
#42 - jjoorriissjjuuhh (12/29/2014) [-]
This whole thread.
User avatar #73 - whiteniggers (12/29/2014) [-]
the only insult so far has been different forms of "shit"

no burning going on here
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#646 - **FanMan rolled image ** let's see  [+] (1 new reply) 12/05/2014 on Who needs medical training? +1
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You say that like the Pope can't be a max level Paladin.
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User avatar #33 to #32 - FanMan ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
wow, Thanks mate
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u play udyr ?
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who are you?
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#10 - sladee ONLINE (08/05/2012) [-]
Hi Kristian
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Hello Andrew
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