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FailureToComply

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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:8/08/2009
Last Login:9/04/2014
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#3 - As a colorblind person, I don't understand the joke.  [+] (23 replies) 03/08/2013 on Life In A Nutshell. +217
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#210 - FailureToComply (03/11/2013) [-]
Since everybody needs to be butthurt about it, I AM colorblind, but not severely enough to not understand what was happening.

Excuse me for thinking people on a website for jokes would recognize a joke. My bad, won't happen again.
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#194 - wittypotato (03/09/2013) [-]
You're offended and want to sue as well, right?
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#113 - unrealmadrid (03/09/2013) [-]
Then how would you know it had something witth colours to do?
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#65 - goatballs (03/09/2013) [-]
You wouldn't know the joke had to do with the color changing if you really were colorblind.
#64 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
How did you know it involved colours then ?
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#58 - fredeminator (03/09/2013) [-]
As a colorblind persn, I do understand it. Youve heard "the grass is always greener on the other side" even thought both sides are greyish theyre still not exactly the same. Your eyes are fucked not your brain (if it is youre pretty unlucky).
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#36 - ignusblanchh (03/09/2013) [-]
>colorblind
>doesnt get the joke
>knows making colorblind comment is relative
> h'what?
#30 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
you're never happy with what you have
#27 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
Then how do you know the joke is based on colours?
#11 - anon (03/08/2013) [-]
If you were colorblind, how would you know it had to do with color?
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#91 - ruckallthefules (03/09/2013) [-]
I was about to make this witty comment before I saw people replied on it already.
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#179 - anonomoz (03/09/2013) [-]
i was about to make a reply to the witty comment before i saw some guy has already done so
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#4 - luxray (03/08/2013) [-]
Grass is green on opposite side, yet gray on his, he moves, grass turns grey on his side, and green on other.
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#19 - ericzxvc (03/09/2013) [-]
Why did you use both gray and grey?
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#22 - luxray (03/09/2013) [-]
Didn't realize I had. I have a bad habit of switching things like that.
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#5 - FailureToComply (03/08/2013) [-]
Ah thanks
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#9 - luxray (03/08/2013) [-]
Anytime, mate.
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#6 - Trigonous (03/08/2013) [-]
As a colorblind person, how did you understand the joke was color based?
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#13 - kevinzheng (03/09/2013) [-]
as i understand it, being colorblind just mean you can't tell the different shade of a single color from another.
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#7 - FailureToComply (03/08/2013) [-]
kharjo's comment
#16 - jetpistol (03/09/2013) [-]
>Implying his comment wasnt enough for you to understand
>Implying you couldnt see the shades change
>Implying you couldnt guess what was happening
Pic related : not the same shades
#44 - mahnamesjakers (03/09/2013) [-]
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#8 - Trigonous (03/08/2013) [-]
Ah, carry on good sir!
#5 - Why was there a baby monitor if the crib was feet away from her bed?  [+] (2 replies) 03/08/2013 on Slice-of-life. +32
#33 - thalugg (03/09/2013) [-]
Eh, if you have to leave the room? Seriously? you couldn't figure that out whitout asking?
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#6 - flemsdfer (03/08/2013) [-]
I would assume to take one with you if you left the room or something.
#10 - How did the top bar not kill them in a convertible?  [+] (1 reply) 02/28/2013 on hehe +3
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#19 - jalthelas (02/28/2013) [-]
They obviously have titanium craniums ;)
#81 - I understand the comic, and the "morbid" aspect of i…  [+] (2 replies) 02/24/2013 on made me shiver 0
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#92 - thatnerdyguy (02/24/2013) [-]
Not so, he makes someone else deliver the message to his victim.
A scribe wrote the letter to the Egyptian guy, he made the dude with the hat tell the lady about him, and then he made the newscaster make the tape for the fat guy.
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#91 - xsirxrepostxalotx (02/24/2013) [-]
He never kills the maker of the message, but the person who the message is for.
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#10 - How are you guys not aware those are actually song lyrics? She…  [+] (1 reply) 01/27/2013 on Funny poem message 0
#30 - broorb (01/27/2013) [-]
oh boo hoo get over it mate