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#22 - That's the point. It's the envy glass, because everybody else …  [+] (7 new replies) 11/16/2010 on 7 awesome glasses +5
User avatar #25 - butteykiller (11/16/2010) [-]
or you could use a fucking straw........
User avatar #27 - FailureToComply (11/16/2010) [-]
Then everybody else would be envious of the person with the straw?

Can you drink out of it? sure you can. That's beside the point.

It represents envy because it both limits the amount of wine you have, and makes you have to go through strenuous effort to do something that comes easily to those with all the other glasses. That's why it's envy. Because everybody else does and you can't.
User avatar #28 - butteykiller (11/16/2010) [-]
but why be envious when you could be getting drunk
User avatar #29 - FailureToComply (11/16/2010) [-]
It's like talking to a fucking wall. The point of it is to represent envy. Sure, there are ways around it. Just like how smashing the gluttony glass and stabbing somebody with a piece of it would make it more wrathful than gluttonous. but that's NOT THE FUCKING POINT.
User avatar #32 - butteykiller (11/16/2010) [-]
but if u have a straw they will be envious
#23 - JonnyG (11/16/2010) [-]
#61 - AnotherPornStar (11/16/2010) [-]
#70 - So if everybody that uses any of these browsers fits into one … 11/08/2010 on Browsers 0
#674 - **** you. All affirmative from me.. 10/28/2010 on I can see in to your mind FJ! 0
#18 - I'm aware. That was satire. 10/02/2010 on My First Weapon, The ZK 029 0
#13 - Out of everything wrong with this picture... you complain abou…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2010 on My First Weapon, The ZK 029 0
#16 - KellenRamirez (10/01/2010) [-]
Its just a joke i made. not supposed to be taken seriously
User avatar #18 - FailureToComply (10/02/2010) [-]
I'm aware. That was satire.
#314 - You're a goddamned liar. I was all prepared for something bad. 09/11/2010 on That's Why I Never Look At... -3
#9 - Haha. 4Chan is in on it too. Just went to post it there and it…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/14/2010 on TROLL CNN +2
#12 - anonymous (08/14/2010) [-]
Actually I saw it there like at 6:00 this morning so basically it started there, just like everything else this site tries to take credit for.
#15 - anonymous (08/14/2010) [-]
Saw it there yesterday :P
#5 - Notice that it's just a faceplate. Obvious by the lack of butt… 08/14/2010 on Suddenly Not So Sad +14
#161 - Or Emperor X, the raging tripfag, destined to re-educate … 08/08/2010 on Know Your Destiny! 0
#159 - I am Father San, the Ronery Assassin, destined to Rape Aids...…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/08/2010 on Know Your Destiny! 0
User avatar #161 - FailureToComply (08/08/2010) [-]
Or Emperor X, the raging tripfag, destined to re-educate niggers..
#1 - Dear god. Could Pablo the Narrator's voice be any more infuria… 07/20/2010 on booby trap a water bottle +2
#30 - Capitalism isn't far off from a feudal monarchy. All it is is … 07/10/2010 on Chess 0
#17 - Capitalistic Chess: One king with a bunch of pawns. Sou…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/10/2010 on Chess 0
#22 - anonymous (07/10/2010) [-]
the capitalist one you just said is really a monarchy
User avatar #30 - FailureToComply (07/10/2010) [-]
Capitalism isn't far off from a feudal monarchy. All it is is one factory owner and a bunch of lowly pawns working for very little.
#75 - I didn't feel bad. ****** wouldn't talk to me lik…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2010 on Portal Peek a boo 0
User avatar #76 - Typhon (07/10/2010) [-]
he didnt talk to you?
thats odd, my cube and i used to have wonderful conversations over tea...
...before...I...god damn it GLAdOS!
#5 - Is it bad I read it in the turret's voice?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2010 on Portal Peek a boo +4
User avatar #6 - FishDicks (07/05/2010) [-]
That's the whole point :D
#113 - Lolz, yeah. Nazis in the Cold War. Must've missed that history lesson. 07/05/2010 on USA vs. Mexico 0
#107 - And the 100 foot "do not enter or we will shoot you until…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/05/2010 on USA vs. Mexico +1
#108 - anonymous (07/05/2010) [-]
lolz. and the hundreds of nazis hoping to rip u to shreds with rpgs and automatic weapons. soo im sayin da wall is uo to bout 500 feet now??
User avatar #113 - FailureToComply (07/05/2010) [-]
Lolz, yeah. Nazis in the Cold War. Must've missed that history lesson.
User avatar #110 - CaptainJohnPrice (07/05/2010) [-]
EXTREME VOLLEYBALL
#15 - Oh, alright then. 07/03/2010 on unbeleivable shit +2
#13 - So you're implying I should stop to see if a stop sign has a s…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/03/2010 on unbeleivable shit +5
#14 - evilbaconsammich (07/03/2010) [-]
yes
User avatar #15 - FailureToComply (07/03/2010) [-]
Oh, alright then.
#26 - They're not 9 months and 5 days exactly either.... But my birt…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2010 on Oct. 05 0
User avatar #27 - isaLilly (07/03/2010) [-]
They're not 9 mo. and 5 days exactly, but it is approximately. and call me what you wish, just expect to get what you dish out.
#24 - Well **** ... No, I realize how that makes sense n…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2010 on Oct. 05 0
User avatar #25 - isaLilly (07/03/2010) [-]
i don't blame you... >_> but you did call me a fucking retard first. and not to mention... pregnancies aren't 9 months exactly.
User avatar #26 - FailureToComply (07/03/2010) [-]
They're not 9 months and 5 days exactly either.... But my birthday is 10/4 anyway, and you just destroyed my perception of reality. I can call you whatever I want.
User avatar #27 - isaLilly (07/03/2010) [-]
They're not 9 mo. and 5 days exactly, but it is approximately. and call me what you wish, just expect to get what you dish out.
#22 - Yeahh... I'm pretty sure 9 months from January 1st would be SE…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/03/2010 on Oct. 05 0
User avatar #23 - isaLilly (07/03/2010) [-]
-.-'' omydearlord... do i really have to explain this to another 'fucking retard'?
User avatar #24 - FailureToComply (07/03/2010) [-]
Well fuck... No, I realize how that makes sense now... But in my defense, I worked 11 hours today off 4 hours of sleep, and am hardly functioning.

It still would only be October 1st though, not the 5th.
User avatar #25 - isaLilly (07/03/2010) [-]
i don't blame you... >_> but you did call me a fucking retard first. and not to mention... pregnancies aren't 9 months exactly.
User avatar #26 - FailureToComply (07/03/2010) [-]
They're not 9 months and 5 days exactly either.... But my birthday is 10/4 anyway, and you just destroyed my perception of reality. I can call you whatever I want.
User avatar #27 - isaLilly (07/03/2010) [-]
They're not 9 mo. and 5 days exactly, but it is approximately. and call me what you wish, just expect to get what you dish out.
#5 - Who the **** gets laughed at for falling asleep i…  [+] (17 new replies) 06/21/2010 on falling asleep in class 0
User avatar #41 - OMGCAA (06/21/2010) [-]
Everyone who does fall asleep. Where the hell do YOU go?
User avatar #9 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
happens at my school
there again im 12
User avatar #15 - PedophileBear (06/21/2010) [-]
Where do you live?
User avatar #16 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
England
User avatar #17 - PedophileBear (06/21/2010) [-]
Address?
User avatar #19 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
39 riverhead,
driffield, east yorkshire
why?
User avatar #20 - PedophileBear (06/21/2010) [-]
no reason...
User avatar #21 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
OMFG
i just saw your name
that is so cool
your not a real pedo though are you?
#22 - JackSkellington (06/21/2010) [-]
prepare your anus that is all
User avatar #23 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
SCREAM
#24 - JackSkellington (06/21/2010) [-]
when i was a young boy my father took me into the city
User avatar #25 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
no
IM SCARED
NOT IN THE MOOD FOR SINGING
#26 - JackSkellington (06/21/2010) [-]
ok lol why would you give out your address and especialy if your twelve im fourteen and i know that
User avatar #27 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
I DO NOT NO!!!!
#28 - JackSkellington (06/21/2010) [-]
well now your gonna get raped and since im fourteen probaly me too
User avatar #29 - emoboirules (06/21/2010) [-]
:'(
#30 - JackSkellington (06/21/2010) [-]
its ok we will be fine probaly not though
#14 - It was made to sit vertically for those space issues, but it's…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/21/2010 on SFW +2
#15 - anonymous (06/21/2010) [-]
lol my friends cat knocked his over.... BYE BYE COD MW2... but we fixed it kinda. you get an original new d of COD and back it up onto XBOX and if the disk is detected it usually will play off the xbox FUCK YEA
#5 - Holy **** ! I used to do this **** al… 06/04/2010 on Fatality! +2
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