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#15 - I ******* hate that. 11/13/2011 on Color Blind 0
#101 - Meh. Not attractive. 11/11/2011 on sushi is a lot like sex 0
#70 - I'm colorblind... What am I supposed to be seeing? 11/08/2011 on Magic 0
#4 - Oh, well that makes sense then. 11/07/2011 on What is the point of this? 0
#1 - This looks shopped. There's no way that slinky actually walked…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/07/2011 on What is the point of this? -3
User avatar #3 - mjomega (11/07/2011) [-]
dude the main purpose of a slinky was to spend hours on end trying to get it to do that
User avatar #4 - FailureToComply (11/07/2011) [-]
Oh, well that makes sense then.
#3 - That's the joke 11/07/2011 on Welp +1
#42 - You spelled "whiny" wrong. Evidently, if you got &qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on you are awesome. +8
#91 - SrslyWtf (11/08/2011) [-]
Well obviously this person has some flaws too or he wouldn't be getting bullied. #justSAYEN
#41 - Well **** . I hit reply on the wrong comment. Was …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on you are awesome. +4
#43 - memenoob (11/07/2011) [-]
Lol, no problem.
#18 - I'm pretty sure they'd be different actions. It stays active b…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/07/2011 on I, uhm, hm +1
User avatar #21 - lavitts (11/07/2011) [-]
But could the force action used to ignite the blade not be channeled through the tethering action, thus cutting energy output? It wouldn't be in half, because concentration would still be divided between controlling the saber's blade and trajectory. However, there may still be higher efficiency if, instead of channeling the Force through the focusing crystal, one simply used it hold down the ignition switch already present on most lightsabers. An easy visual aid would be a rope, wrapped around the switch, and connected to the wielder's hand.
#39 - You spelled "whiny" wrong. Evidently, if you got &qu…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/07/2011 on you are awesome. 0
#40 - memenoob (11/07/2011) [-]
You realize the comment I made was a joke? I was not whining, and if you were intelligent you could see that I wasn't.
User avatar #41 - FailureToComply (11/07/2011) [-]
Well fuck. I hit reply on the wrong comment. Was aiming for the one directly above yours. Sorry bro.
#43 - memenoob (11/07/2011) [-]
Lol, no problem.
#9 - They use the force to activate the beam. So when they throw th…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/07/2011 on I, uhm, hm +10
User avatar #14 - lavitts (11/07/2011) [-]
I take it that the force "pull" they use to keep it on also acts as a tether allowing it to boomerang back every time?
User avatar #18 - FailureToComply (11/07/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure they'd be different actions. It stays active because they continue to channel the Force through the focusing crystal (where the beam comes from), but it boomerangs back because they also pull it backwards with the force, in a similar manner that they move other objects with it.
User avatar #21 - lavitts (11/07/2011) [-]
But could the force action used to ignite the blade not be channeled through the tethering action, thus cutting energy output? It wouldn't be in half, because concentration would still be divided between controlling the saber's blade and trajectory. However, there may still be higher efficiency if, instead of channeling the Force through the focusing crystal, one simply used it hold down the ignition switch already present on most lightsabers. An easy visual aid would be a rope, wrapped around the switch, and connected to the wielder's hand.
User avatar #12 - mojoe (11/07/2011) [-]
Then you'd just have a seriously stuck lightsaber.

(inb4 force to call it back)
#22 - anonymous (11/07/2011) [-]
I thought about it, very deeply, and I came up with the conclusion that the energy would become grounded once it touched the ground, and it wouldn't do anything. I've honestly never watched any star wars to know if that would be the case though.
User avatar #34 - TheLastNinja (11/07/2011) [-]
Its called duct tape
#472 - No, they're not  [+] (7 new replies) 10/19/2011 on MY Halloween Costume. +4
#484 - JaketheFake (10/19/2011) [-]
**JaketheFake rolls 00**
#516 - dudesoninamerica has deleted their comment.
#480 - dudesoninamerica (10/19/2011) [-]
**dudesoninamerica rolls 14**
#485 - ballzer (10/19/2011) [-]
#491 - dudesoninamerica (10/19/2011) [-]
**dudesoninamerica rolls 02** how bout now???
#492 - ballzer (10/19/2011) [-]
#495 - dudesoninamerica (10/19/2011) [-]
**dudesoninamerica rolls 323** now?
#65 - The universe was created to house these guys' massive balls. 08/31/2011 on The scariest job in the world. 0
#53 - You're* Faggot 02/05/2011 on The world -3
#45 - By the time Columbus discovered the Americas, it was a widely …  [+] (2 new replies) 02/05/2011 on The world +1
#52 - FrankReal has deleted their comment.
User avatar #53 - FailureToComply (02/05/2011) [-]
You're*

Faggot
#77 - then it wakes you up when time runs out. 01/15/2011 on Pay to Sit +8
#121 - If you pay attention, he loses contact when his back is to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/15/2011 on Spinning Wheel +1
User avatar #122 - flameroy (01/15/2011) [-]
Foot is stuck between the circle in the middle and calf on the railing for a short period. That could be it.
#115 - ******** . He would've flown straight back from th…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2011 on Spinning Wheel +1
#136 - anonymous (01/15/2011) [-]
it is shopped, at the end by the bikes front tire there is a mat. two clis edited together
User avatar #118 - flameroy (01/15/2011) [-]
He was still attached to the spinning wheel as he was falling off. The wheel could have altered his path as he was being thrown off.
User avatar #121 - FailureToComply (01/15/2011) [-]
If you pay attention, he loses contact when his back is to the camera. His feet don't appear to contact the wheel at all, and certainly not enough to alter his trajectory that much. It's most likely shopped.
User avatar #122 - flameroy (01/15/2011) [-]
Foot is stuck between the circle in the middle and calf on the railing for a short period. That could be it.
#392 - Roughly halfway through the game. It's one of the optional dia… 01/09/2011 on Assassin's Creed Part 8 0
#1528 - ******* a. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.… 01/09/2011 on thumb if this is you! 0
#296 - I was about to say that. You beat me to it. They also mention …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2011 on Assassin's Creed Part 8 0
User avatar #332 - scixzor (01/05/2011) [-]
when does he ask that?
User avatar #392 - FailureToComply (01/09/2011) [-]
Roughly halfway through the game. It's one of the optional dialogues with the Tech chic (i don't recall her name). If you leave the animus periodically you can talk to each other character twice per sequence or so. Also, walk up to the Altair statue and press any button when prompted. Best part of the game
#4 - Now, if "they can't see you if you can't see them," …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/18/2010 on the TERROR 0
#6 - RackOff (12/19/2010) [-]
Do you know how tempting it is to open your eyes if you think opening your eyes that something will attack you? It's crazy tempting.

>.>
#3 - I love the guy's stance. "Well yeah, I see the fire torna… 11/25/2010 on GOD IS PISSED +2
#29 - It's like talking to a ******* wall. The point of…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/16/2010 on 7 awesome glasses +3
User avatar #32 - butteykiller (11/16/2010) [-]
but if u have a straw they will be envious
#27 - Then everybody else would be envious of the person with the st…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/16/2010 on 7 awesome glasses +6
User avatar #28 - butteykiller (11/16/2010) [-]
but why be envious when you could be getting drunk
User avatar #29 - FailureToComply (11/16/2010) [-]
It's like talking to a fucking wall. The point of it is to represent envy. Sure, there are ways around it. Just like how smashing the gluttony glass and stabbing somebody with a piece of it would make it more wrathful than gluttonous. but that's NOT THE FUCKING POINT.
User avatar #32 - butteykiller (11/16/2010) [-]
but if u have a straw they will be envious
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