FaceOfNapalm

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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: Gamecube, Xbox, Xbox 360, does nintendo DS and gameboy count?
Video Games Played: CoD, Gears of War, Castle Crashers, Borderlands, Borderlands 2, Saints Row: The Third, GTA V, Trials Evolution, Left 4 Dead, Bioshock, Bioshock 2, Bioshock Infinite, Fable III, Cloudberry Kingdom, Halo, Battlefield, Assassin's Creed, The Dishwasher: Vampi
X-box Gamertag: Pygmy Children
Interests: stuff, things
Date Signed Up:11/01/2010
Last Login:2/01/2015
Location:USA
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#1053 - My avatar, forgot to add it. 11 hours ago on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
#1045 - I'll take whatever you'll give me. I would really like a fancy…  [+] (1 new reply) 11 hours ago on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
#1053 - FaceOfNapalm (11 hours ago) [-]
My avatar, forgot to add it.
#27 - I'm glad I can do that for you man. If you want, you can just …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on just spam +1
User avatar #28 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
i genuiely lol'd at the interaction at that link

since i lol'd.. here, have my favorite jew Lil Dicky - Jewish Flow (Official Video)
#21 - I know what it's like with the name carrying my dad's na…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/31/2015 on just spam 0
User avatar #24 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
to be completely honest with you? my best vent is just letting me spam you until you've had enough and saying so beause i always feel im just spamming (see title of this post) asking people to listen to my music but that shit is the reason i have a reason to roll out of bed every day

that said.. im about to head out for the night so here's one more. im about to listen to it myself so might as well post it. and... just, thanks man... thanks. to quote my dad "just for being YOU"

soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/im-trying-to-save-your-life
User avatar #27 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm glad I can do that for you man. If you want, you can just spam on my profile as much as you want, and I'll check it when I get around to it. Have a good night buddy, hope you feel better. I'm always here if you need me. Btw, this is the first time we've talked since www.funnyjunk.com/Just+want+to+say+something/text/5231841/225#225 and honestly that made my day when you said that. Later, friend.
User avatar #28 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
i genuiely lol'd at the interaction at that link

since i lol'd.. here, have my favorite jew Lil Dicky - Jewish Flow (Official Video)
#17 - Sorry that my grammar just went to **** , my bad. 01/31/2015 on just spam 0
#16 - Don't worry about giving me feels, I don't mind hearing people…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/31/2015 on just spam +1
User avatar #18 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
you know, to make a very long story short... im about to explain some shit then link you to a song i fuck with (i take care of my grandpa who is getting more crippled every week on a dirt road, internet is my window to the world) the saddest part is well im getting older and that means he is too and one day well "getting old" is a poison that we all have a taste for whether we like it or not

like... he just put "the journey" into my name because of an accident at work that well basically it's a "vascular fracture" and the 100% rehabilitation rate is....2%. the mortality rate is nearly 80%

any fucking way right now im just taking shots trying to not worry about things like that so just to prove i aint just trying to get listens/views ... i want to show you a watsky song i used to listen to WITH my dad and now it just makes me think about him "dad's been moving slower every time we play go play catch
I'm scared of the day when he'll carry a cane
I carry his dream
I carry his name" (his name is james lagoski. so is mine.)


sidebar: no, that isnt michael cera. i promise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8v1iWVTIM

and on that note im bout to take yet another shot for pops.
User avatar #21 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
I know what it's like with the name carrying my dad's name is James Clubb III and I'm James Clubb IV so I can understand the emotions associated with it. I hate to hear that you're struggling with your grandpa's health, but you know that what you're doing means the world to him. I know it's gotta be difficult, but the best thing to do, for both of you, is just try. Trying is the best thing that's one the table, man. Right now I'm scared my dad has cancer he's been showing indications and we don't have insurance and honestly he's not even willing to fight it. He told me if he does have it, to just let him die. Throw him in a ditch because "After a year, nobody is going to come visit my grave anyways." which broke my heart hearing him say that. If you need to vent, message me in my inbox. I'm not gonna say I can give you the best of advice, but I'm somebody that will listen and understand. I hope everything turns out for the best for you man, I really do. I'm going to bed, but maybe we can chat tomorrow if you need it. Have a good one, buddy. (Also, don't drink too much, drinking out of sorrow usually doesn't end well.)
User avatar #24 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
to be completely honest with you? my best vent is just letting me spam you until you've had enough and saying so beause i always feel im just spamming (see title of this post) asking people to listen to my music but that shit is the reason i have a reason to roll out of bed every day

that said.. im about to head out for the night so here's one more. im about to listen to it myself so might as well post it. and... just, thanks man... thanks. to quote my dad "just for being YOU"

soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/im-trying-to-save-your-life
User avatar #27 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm glad I can do that for you man. If you want, you can just spam on my profile as much as you want, and I'll check it when I get around to it. Have a good night buddy, hope you feel better. I'm always here if you need me. Btw, this is the first time we've talked since www.funnyjunk.com/Just+want+to+say+something/text/5231841/225#225 and honestly that made my day when you said that. Later, friend.
User avatar #28 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
i genuiely lol'd at the interaction at that link

since i lol'd.. here, have my favorite jew Lil Dicky - Jewish Flow (Official Video)
User avatar #20 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
and i just made myself cry
#19 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
Sorry that my grammar just went to shit, my bad.
#7 - I liked the rhythm of the music, the instrumental was nice and…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/31/2015 on just spam +1
User avatar #9 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
i love this review it shows me you really took the time to listen i thank you for that man

and try this one, its about 80% his poetry and 20% freestyle revisions that just came out in an improv spurt ....to make a long story short: bill killing himself is the reason my dad started writing which is the reason i started making music. we owe everything to his best friend killing himself when i was 4 years old. im sorry for the feels trip. www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjSq0pbfpT4
User avatar #22 - precision (01/31/2015) [-]
I was thinking literally exactly this, thank you for putting it into words. Lol
User avatar #16 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
Don't worry about giving me feels, I don't mind hearing people out. Honestly, as bad as it is for you and your family to have to go through that (which I give you and your family my deepest condolences), you're using it in the best way possible. If it gives you motivation to do something you enjoy do it, then do it. I respect that one hundred percent. I'm glad you're able to cope and create with Bill's death, which I'm sure is what he would want you to do.

Now to the song: overall I really enjoyed this one. I could understand you a lot better, and it had a lot of emotion into it. The chorus was a nice touch, it really reflected the pain and confusion I'm sure your family felt, and went well with the song. It was a powerful song where you let out your emotions, as well as your father did with his poetry. I felt like some of the rhymes could of been a bit better executed and that some were kinda "forced" in a way I can't really explain, but it was nice. You do create songs from the two I listened where you can just listen and relax. I love the raw emotion and it was all very interesting. I subscribed to your youtube, and will definitely check out more of your stuff tomorrow. Once again, good job amigo.
User avatar #18 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
you know, to make a very long story short... im about to explain some shit then link you to a song i fuck with (i take care of my grandpa who is getting more crippled every week on a dirt road, internet is my window to the world) the saddest part is well im getting older and that means he is too and one day well "getting old" is a poison that we all have a taste for whether we like it or not

like... he just put "the journey" into my name because of an accident at work that well basically it's a "vascular fracture" and the 100% rehabilitation rate is....2%. the mortality rate is nearly 80%

any fucking way right now im just taking shots trying to not worry about things like that so just to prove i aint just trying to get listens/views ... i want to show you a watsky song i used to listen to WITH my dad and now it just makes me think about him "dad's been moving slower every time we play go play catch
I'm scared of the day when he'll carry a cane
I carry his dream
I carry his name" (his name is james lagoski. so is mine.)


sidebar: no, that isnt michael cera. i promise. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO8v1iWVTIM

and on that note im bout to take yet another shot for pops.
User avatar #21 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
I know what it's like with the name carrying my dad's name is James Clubb III and I'm James Clubb IV so I can understand the emotions associated with it. I hate to hear that you're struggling with your grandpa's health, but you know that what you're doing means the world to him. I know it's gotta be difficult, but the best thing to do, for both of you, is just try. Trying is the best thing that's one the table, man. Right now I'm scared my dad has cancer he's been showing indications and we don't have insurance and honestly he's not even willing to fight it. He told me if he does have it, to just let him die. Throw him in a ditch because "After a year, nobody is going to come visit my grave anyways." which broke my heart hearing him say that. If you need to vent, message me in my inbox. I'm not gonna say I can give you the best of advice, but I'm somebody that will listen and understand. I hope everything turns out for the best for you man, I really do. I'm going to bed, but maybe we can chat tomorrow if you need it. Have a good one, buddy. (Also, don't drink too much, drinking out of sorrow usually doesn't end well.)
User avatar #24 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
to be completely honest with you? my best vent is just letting me spam you until you've had enough and saying so beause i always feel im just spamming (see title of this post) asking people to listen to my music but that shit is the reason i have a reason to roll out of bed every day

that said.. im about to head out for the night so here's one more. im about to listen to it myself so might as well post it. and... just, thanks man... thanks. to quote my dad "just for being YOU"

soundcloud.com/dathashtronaut/im-trying-to-save-your-life
User avatar #27 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
I'm glad I can do that for you man. If you want, you can just spam on my profile as much as you want, and I'll check it when I get around to it. Have a good night buddy, hope you feel better. I'm always here if you need me. Btw, this is the first time we've talked since www.funnyjunk.com/Just+want+to+say+something/text/5231841/225#225 and honestly that made my day when you said that. Later, friend.
User avatar #28 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
i genuiely lol'd at the interaction at that link

since i lol'd.. here, have my favorite jew Lil Dicky - Jewish Flow (Official Video)
User avatar #20 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
and i just made myself cry
#19 - hashtronaut (01/31/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - FaceOfNapalm (01/31/2015) [-]
Sorry that my grammar just went to shit, my bad.
#2 - I actually did the same thing, except on a different knuckle. … 01/26/2015 on the best i got 0
#71 - Accounts younger than a month now have pink names.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2015 on Home Defense +2
User avatar #82 - dogfoodtaco (01/21/2015) [-]
Ah so he is different user than whom I am thinking of.
User avatar #120 - katiamanagen (01/21/2015) [-]
same person new acc
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