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Gender: female
Age: 21
Steam Profile: crutonsan
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Last Login:9/17/2014
Location:Colorado
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#83936 - Admin speak more words 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#83682 - I'm awake because secretly I'm in love with you 01/26/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#28 - k 01/25/2014 on Lava 0
#25 - Ink isn't going to keep those children from starving. 01/25/2014 on Lava +3
#57 - Picture 01/24/2014 on Neat bowl +3
#14 - Can I have yo numba? 01/22/2014 on What would you ask? 0
#415 - Worst customer ever! 01/21/2014 on One in the hand, is worth... +2
#1087 - Love you, Phanact 01/21/2014 on An apology to FJ ~ From... +3
#37 - Michael Townley is what he was known as before witness protect… 01/20/2014 on GTA V fact comp 3 +10
#34 - When people are in witness protection, they're given new ident…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/20/2014 on GTA V fact comp 3 +3
User avatar #36 - anthonyd (01/20/2014) [-]
They said the motherfucker's name in the thing, bro
User avatar #37 - FUUUU (01/20/2014) [-]
Michael Townley is what he was known as before witness protection. They've given him a completely new identity.
#245 - This is my dog being cute for pretzels. 01/16/2014 on Dog Are Awesome +3
#110 - Personally, I don't care if a guy's room is messy. Like, yeah,… 01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy... 0
#176 - I had times where if the customer was hardcore talking down to…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles 0
User avatar #177 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
I can agree with the bug part is just wrong, but I luckily never had a problem

burger king is just so bad the bugs dont even want it
#109 - That's so cute. Congrats buddy!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Mine is always tidy... +1
#118 - pocoloco (01/14/2014) [-]
thx!
User avatar #129 - melonfucker (01/14/2014) [-]
would you happen to know what movie is that gif from?
User avatar #145 - pocoloco (01/15/2014) [-]
sorry man i dont know. though you can upload (click and drag) the image on google images and it could give you some sauce.
User avatar #147 - melonfucker (01/16/2014) [-]
it's cool, i was asking since i don't know how th to do that haha but thnx
#170 - Oh no, I understand. I ******* hated my life afte…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +2
User avatar #174 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
well to be honest I would put a headset on to hear the drive thru, depending on how nice you were to the cashier would decide how your food would look

but I never really had to worry about being fired... because I would have to try hard to do worse than some of the stupid fucks I worked with (I liked them as people but holy shit it made me appreciate the school systems)
User avatar #176 - FUUUU (01/14/2014) [-]
I had times where if the customer was hardcore talking down to me, and I was in a bad mood already, I'd tell the food prep people to take their time a little. I honestly was not afraid to be snippy with customers if they were being assholes. I'm not saying I was a perfect worker, but when it came to sanitation, allergies, etc, I never fucked around. What OP posted is an abomination to health. I understand working fastfood is shitty, I will never work it again, but this is just pitiful.
User avatar #177 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
I can agree with the bug part is just wrong, but I luckily never had a problem

burger king is just so bad the bugs dont even want it
#164 - That would be mold, from people not cleaning the nozzles. 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles 0
#163 - I call all sorts of ******** on all of these exce…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/14/2014 on Hold the Pickles +15
User avatar #167 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
I had this mindset for my first 3-4 months in fast food

after getting a good idea of how companies feel about their employees/treat them, I gave them the same respect back and didn't do shit for a year
User avatar #170 - FUUUU (01/14/2014) [-]
Oh no, I understand. I fucking hated my life after working there for a month. But I kept shit up to par, because if I didn't, I'd get fired and have no job. Just because I hated the company and how I was treated by customers didn't mean the customers should deserve getting sick because of poor sanitation skills and disgusting shit like pulling drinks out of the garbage.
User avatar #174 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
well to be honest I would put a headset on to hear the drive thru, depending on how nice you were to the cashier would decide how your food would look

but I never really had to worry about being fired... because I would have to try hard to do worse than some of the stupid fucks I worked with (I liked them as people but holy shit it made me appreciate the school systems)
User avatar #176 - FUUUU (01/14/2014) [-]
I had times where if the customer was hardcore talking down to me, and I was in a bad mood already, I'd tell the food prep people to take their time a little. I honestly was not afraid to be snippy with customers if they were being assholes. I'm not saying I was a perfect worker, but when it came to sanitation, allergies, etc, I never fucked around. What OP posted is an abomination to health. I understand working fastfood is shitty, I will never work it again, but this is just pitiful.
User avatar #177 - battledude (01/14/2014) [-]
I can agree with the bug part is just wrong, but I luckily never had a problem

burger king is just so bad the bugs dont even want it
#174 - Picture 01/14/2014 on Clifford the Big Red Dog +2
#53 - Looks down at his fingers... 01/13/2014 on Children movies. +16
#146 - Eh, I wouldn't call it well-executed, but he did get a chuckle… 01/13/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
#168 - This is where killing people because they're stupid should be … 01/13/2014 on Absolutely disgusting +1
#96 - Guacamole 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +3
#94 - It's actually right alongside my eyebrow.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
User avatar #95 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
Mole n franz
User avatar #96 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
Guacamole
#90 - wat  [+] (6 new replies) 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
User avatar #141 - charagrin (01/13/2014) [-]
No offense but I had to give him a thumb. He executed it rather well.
User avatar #146 - FUUUU (01/13/2014) [-]
Eh, I wouldn't call it well-executed, but he did get a chuckle when I realized what he was talking about.
User avatar #91 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
above ur eye brow
User avatar #94 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
It's actually right alongside my eyebrow.
User avatar #95 - heraske (01/12/2014) [-]
Mole n franz
User avatar #96 - FUUUU (01/12/2014) [-]
Guacamole
#87 - Marines are totally nuts, it's hilarious. I love my friends in… 01/12/2014 on Waiting at the airport +1
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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#115 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had **** pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#68 to #67 - FUUUU ONLINE (10/23/2013) [-]
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#65 to #64 - FUUUU ONLINE (06/13/2013) [-]
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU ONLINE (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU ONLINE (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU ONLINE (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
#37 - rprzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
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Cute girl replied to my comment, Never got to read it because image expired. FML </3
#38 to #37 - FUUUU ONLINE (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found that pretty unnecessary personally.
#40 to #39 - FUUUU ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
#41 to #40 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I thought it was a little hypocritical how judgmental everyone got about it. Personally I was just enjoying the view. <3
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUU ONLINE (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone was like "This is why girls don't get respect" and I said "You act like I posted my tits on **** to get respect." Aren't all the girls on **** posting to get some sort of confidence boost like I was?
User avatar #56 to #42 - gunthar (06/01/2013) [-]
hi I read your comment and though you should know that you're beautiful you could upload pictures of yourself fully clothed and every body would like them. unless you didit in **** where every body is just horny.
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#43 to #42 - rprzombie (04/10/2013) [-]
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Basically I think most are, but they don't specifically write it (even though its true) so they don't typically get the same reaction.

For whatever its worth, I thought you looked really hot. You have a gorgeous body.

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User avatar #28 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
FUUUU
User avatar #29 to #28 - FUUUU ONLINE (03/04/2013) [-]
TWI
User avatar #30 to #29 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
I like you
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