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Gender: female
Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Last Login:12/06/2014
Location:Colorado
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#65 - <3 I am madly in love with Bo Burnham  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2014 on #deep +1
#69 - kaycie (02/16/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #71 - aulubear (02/17/2014) [-]
I know both of you.

Hnnnnn.
#72 - kaycie (02/17/2014) [-]
#73 - aulubear (02/17/2014) [-]
It's like meeting two celebrities without meeting celebrities.
#18 - Picture 02/16/2014 on Mehoyneyoyme +186
#47 - "If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?" #deep  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2014 on #deep +15
#60 - kaycie (02/16/2014) [-]
hashtag deep
User avatar #65 - FUUUU (02/16/2014) [-]
<3

I am madly in love with Bo Burnham
#69 - kaycie (02/16/2014) [-]
same
User avatar #71 - aulubear (02/17/2014) [-]
I know both of you.

Hnnnnn.
#72 - kaycie (02/17/2014) [-]
#73 - aulubear (02/17/2014) [-]
It's like meeting two celebrities without meeting celebrities.
#116 - Previous infection. They could have been bitten before. 02/15/2014 on Walking dead logic +1
#61 - ******* slowpoke 02/14/2014 on Happy Valentine's day... +2
#224 - Because all other languages have words for formal interactions…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/14/2014 on The rudest language on Earth +1
User avatar #229 - zhayce (02/14/2014) [-]
I forgot to mention i was taught to speak that way.(Danish)
But i can see how that might affect others...
That just makes my trips in other countriesa bit weird, because no one pointed it out.
Ofc it can be a help when trying to get the attention of someone:
"Excuse me miss/sir" instead of hey, you there, excuse me... and so on.
#148 - "Carlos" got me 02/13/2014 on Unusual Deaths Comp Part 1 +1
#23 - Picture 02/12/2014 on How'd you get life... +3
#138 - I think it's funny. You haven't even made a ton of comps. 02/12/2014 on "Why My Kid Is Crying" Comp #5 0
#25 - While valid, when one is thinking about people being **…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on . 0
#44 - anonymous (02/08/2014) [-]
If I were to kill myself, it would free up the room I'm staying in now for someone else I know who is currently living in an abusive household to have; no one would care if I died because I've managed to alienate myself from everyone I know; a few days ago I spent my birthday at home alone crying so no one actually cares all that much about my life anyway; my family hates me and I haven't even spoken to them in years; it would actually make some people happy that they wouldn't have to deal with me anymore. On paper I have written out several personal reasons why it would helpful to others if I were to die. I would no longer be a burden. My life is quite useless. I don't value it anymore. I can't remember a time in my life where I was happy and I've given up trying to make it better because no matter what I do nothing ever gets better. Sure, people would act sad for a few days but they'll all move on. I never really had much to do with people anyway.
#189 - Yes, because every teenager's interests consist of smoking wee…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Practical skills are useful... 0
User avatar #190 - Whaaaaaaaaa (02/08/2014) [-]
welcome to FJ.
#76 - Picture 02/07/2014 on WTF is this? +2
#37 - You figure out creative ways to handle your balls. 02/07/2014 on when no gf.. +3
#64 - Or you could calm the **** down, good grief. He's… 02/04/2014 on wonk uoy diD +1
#62 - thumb post up, he wants negatives. 02/04/2014 on wonk uoy diD +1
#479 - Why does the difference matter anyways?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/04/2014 on Didney princess +3
User avatar #480 - crazyeyedbioll (02/04/2014) [-]
Im not saying it does, Im just saying, the kids didnt say anything about it because they dont even know about it. the poster made a big deal out of the kids not saying anything bad about it
#21 - That's because your recording studio doesn't have negative dec… 02/03/2014 on Where Do I Get One Of These +1
#181 - I need to play this game. 02/03/2014 on Tryouts +1
#100 - I've had American-made and German-made Nutella. They taste exa…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on At the right time +1
User avatar #101 - loopzoop (01/30/2014) [-]
They taste different to me. They use different ingredients.
#162 - The problem with that is that pretty much any sex offender exh…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2014 on feminist aagain 0
User avatar #164 - timmywankenobi (01/30/2014) [-]
I think you have to exhibit at least 4 or 5 specific traits to be consider a sociopath including sever lack of empathy. They don't count one symptom as a confirmation or 100% of the population would be sociopaths.
#145 - I'd like to see where you found this statistic. 98% sounds a bit high.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2014 on feminist aagain 0
User avatar #149 - timmywankenobi (01/29/2014) [-]
I honestly can't remember if it was the FBI or a University study I,ve read so many it's all kind mixed up in my head . but the number is 96 or 98% are sociopaths and they make up about 5% of the total population.
User avatar #162 - FUUUU (01/30/2014) [-]
The problem with that is that pretty much any sex offender exhibits behaviors of a common sociopath without actually BEING a sociopath. Researchers pretty much think like this: "Hmm, someone is exhibiting one or more traits of a sociopath. Therefore he/she is a sociopath." more often than not, researchers do not go through an extensive psychological examination with sex offenders due to the sheer numbers of them incarcerated nowadays.

I'm self-confident, intelligent (at least, I like to consider myself as such), and I'm focused on things like furthering my career. According to some websites, these are all traits of a sociopath. This does not make me a sociopath, but if for some reason I was found guilty of some sex crime, I'd be pinned as a sociopath after a psychological evaluation.
User avatar #164 - timmywankenobi (01/30/2014) [-]
I think you have to exhibit at least 4 or 5 specific traits to be consider a sociopath including sever lack of empathy. They don't count one symptom as a confirmation or 100% of the population would be sociopaths.
#95 - Bait, buuuuut... Leonardo actually convinced people h… 01/29/2014 on Tis a good question +2
#22 - That was adorable and terrifying at the same time.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2014 on Lurking in the bush +6
User avatar #24 - bushingenna (01/29/2014) [-]
#96195 - I would enjoy purple text 01/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
#96151 - Picture 01/29/2014 on PARTY ROOM 0
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had **** pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
#37 - rprzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
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Cute girl replied to my comment, Never got to read it because image expired. FML </3
#38 to #37 - FUUUU (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found that pretty unnecessary personally.
#40 to #39 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
#41 to #40 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I thought it was a little hypocritical how judgmental everyone got about it. Personally I was just enjoying the view. <3
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone was like "This is why girls don't get respect" and I said "You act like I posted my tits on **** to get respect." Aren't all the girls on **** posting to get some sort of confidence boost like I was?
User avatar #56 to #42 - gunthar (06/01/2013) [-]
hi I read your comment and though you should know that you're beautiful you could upload pictures of yourself fully clothed and every body would like them. unless you didit in **** where every body is just horny.
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#43 to #42 - rprzombie (04/10/2013) [-]
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Basically I think most are, but they don't specifically write it (even though its true) so they don't typically get the same reaction.

For whatever its worth, I thought you looked really hot. You have a gorgeous body.

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User avatar #28 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
FUUUU
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TWI
User avatar #30 to #29 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
I like you
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