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Age: 21
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Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Last Login:9/22/2014
Location:Colorado
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#296 - Picture 03/11/2013 on You know who you are 0
#294 - I am actually a good ma'am, but thank you. YOU'RE awesome. :)  [+] (2 new replies) 03/11/2013 on You know who you are 0
#295 - Hentaifan (03/11/2013) [-]
#296 - FUUUU (03/11/2013) [-]
#291 - >Another Weeaboo female in graduating class >Has art…  [+] (4 new replies) 03/11/2013 on You know who you are +1
User avatar #293 - Hentaifan (03/11/2013) [-]
Your class is awesome good sir.
#294 - FUUUU (03/11/2013) [-]
I am actually a good ma'am, but thank you. YOU'RE awesome. :)
#295 - Hentaifan (03/11/2013) [-]
#296 - FUUUU (03/11/2013) [-]
#56 - There's the concept of a color pallet telling you what color y… 03/10/2013 on Class time story 0
#55 - Some people only lack certain colors. My boyfriend can't see g… 03/10/2013 on Class time story 0
#214 - Actually no, giving them time won't always help. I graduated w…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/10/2013 on You know who you are +2
User avatar #257 - Hentaifan (03/10/2013) [-]
I'm thoroughly convinced that most Weeaboos are Aspies or some other form of Autist.
My dad's gf has a daughter who is 19 or 20 right now. She has Aspergers too. I made the mistake of inviting her with me to my last birthday party.

>Be standing in line for laser tag
>Joking around with my friends and her
>My friend makes a light hearted joke about her height (she's under 5 feet)
>OUT OF NOWHERE she just kicks him in his nuts
>he's down
>manages to walk again before we get in to laser tag
>later that night
>playing mini golf with my friends, my dad, his gf, and the daughter
>shes started her period apparently
>has a splitting headache
>we're trying to enjoy ourselves, so we're a little loud
>she's obviously not enjoying herself
>instead of leaving and sitting down, or going on ahead of us she stays with us and just bitches at us every time we're loud
>brings down everyone's mood
>to this day, my friends still complain about her

I'm surprised she managed not to talk about anime the entire night.
User avatar #291 - FUUUU (03/11/2013) [-]
>Another Weeaboo female in graduating class
>Has art class with me
>One guy in the class is really bad at art, but tries super hard anyways
>When critiques come around, we all point out what we think is nice about his work
>Weeaboo's turn to critique him
>"This is seriously the worst piece of art I've ever seen. You should quit this class."
>A few other people get their art critiqued, then it's time for Weeaboo art.
>Anime inspired, are you surprised
>Everyone totally shits on her: "This is seriously the worst art I've ever seen. The colors are awful; the lines are bad; I don't understand the message of this painting; I don't understand how this ties into the project we were supposed to do."
>Teacher does nothing about it
>Weeaboo fails project
>Guy in class gets 100%
User avatar #293 - Hentaifan (03/11/2013) [-]
Your class is awesome good sir.
#294 - FUUUU (03/11/2013) [-]
I am actually a good ma'am, but thank you. YOU'RE awesome. :)
#295 - Hentaifan (03/11/2013) [-]
#296 - FUUUU (03/11/2013) [-]
#109 - If it was real, it may just be a full-bred husky. I had someon… 03/10/2013 on huskey-corgi mix 0
#90 - I realized that it was a leg, but I didn't understand that it … 03/10/2013 on Sponge bob +1
#1 - Picture 03/10/2013 on Another Title +1
#12 - It infuriates me that she thought it was justified to hit a ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on equality +26
#37 - 4chan refugee (03/10/2013) [-]
i'm hoping she at least thought he was trying to grope her. Even though that would be a terrible way to do it.

She had it coming, happy she got what she deserved.
#284 - There's plenty of people that already do. It's sad and disgraceful. 03/09/2013 on this is our country +1
#24 - If you were meaning to say "Hi, my name is Christian and … 03/08/2013 on drive -3
#67 - It's not a kid's show, but at the end of Rango everyone was cu… 03/07/2013 on Coolest Tom and Jerry... 0
#24 - Because for every person who quits drugs, there are many more … 03/05/2013 on perks of being a druglord 0
#310 - It's like that child who was suspended for making a finger gun… 03/05/2013 on God Damnit 0
#31 - Picture 03/04/2013 on FUUUU's profile 0
#464 - It really depends how hard you hit it. I've never been smacked… 03/04/2013 on Sexual Advice Mallard (male... +1
#29 - TWI  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2013 on FUUUU's profile 0
User avatar #30 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
I like you
#31 - FUUUU (03/04/2013) [-]
#36 - Picture 03/04/2013 on Picture of me. Sorry for... +3
#290 - It's not so much that you did anything wrong, it's just that p… 03/04/2013 on Sexual Advice Mallard (male... +2
#288 - It also depends on the position. It won't necessarily make us…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2013 on Sexual Advice Mallard (male... +1
User avatar #295 - ivoryhammer (03/04/2013) [-]
I remember hitting a girl when doing doggystyle, it didn't make her cry, but she had to stop and lie down for a while
User avatar #464 - FUUUU (03/04/2013) [-]
It really depends how hard you hit it. I've never been smacked in the cervix hard enough to make me have to tap out completely for a while, but I'm always like "Ouch, can't do that, different position." I personally can't have my feet propped on someone's shoulders.
#12 - A bunch of my family is in Lubbock! 03/02/2013 on morning coffee 0
#15 - Kind of reminds me of when I was very little. My dad has this … 02/25/2013 on My Uncle did this with his... 0
#55 - I've watched The Thing a thousand times, but at the blood samp…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2013 on Back then.. +7
User avatar #73 - iveseensomethings (02/25/2013) [-]
On an almost related note, I still can't see how anyone can label Signs as a scary movie. It was cheesy...and boring.
#21 - Picture 02/25/2013 on Picking up chicks at the gym +1
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp ONLINE (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had **** pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
#37 - rprzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
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Cute girl replied to my comment, Never got to read it because image expired. FML </3
#38 to #37 - FUUUU (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found that pretty unnecessary personally.
#40 to #39 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
#41 to #40 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I thought it was a little hypocritical how judgmental everyone got about it. Personally I was just enjoying the view. <3
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone was like "This is why girls don't get respect" and I said "You act like I posted my tits on **** to get respect." Aren't all the girls on **** posting to get some sort of confidence boost like I was?
User avatar #56 to #42 - gunthar (06/01/2013) [-]
hi I read your comment and though you should know that you're beautiful you could upload pictures of yourself fully clothed and every body would like them. unless you didit in **** where every body is just horny.
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#43 to #42 - rprzombie (04/10/2013) [-]
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Basically I think most are, but they don't specifically write it (even though its true) so they don't typically get the same reaction.

For whatever its worth, I thought you looked really hot. You have a gorgeous body.

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I like you
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