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Age: 21
Steam Profile: crutonsan
Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Last Login:9/18/2014
Location:Colorado
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#78 - I have the same blanket. 09/05/2014 on Pig in a blanket +3
#374 - All the more reason to come to Colorado! 09/02/2014 on Ask Carlos 0
#59 - How doesn't it?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Flashlight? +2
#60 - hazardpay (09/02/2014) [-]
Well . . . yes.
#184 - Generally, stores don't just buy games and other discs without… 09/02/2014 on Fable III 0
#182 - They always examine disks for wear and tear, he'd find the money.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/02/2014 on Fable III 0
User avatar #183 - mcstorms (09/02/2014) [-]
not before they kept it
User avatar #184 - FUUUU (09/02/2014) [-]
Generally, stores don't just buy games and other discs without checking for wear and tear. They examine them before purchasing them, while the seller is right there.
#210 - Aww... 09/02/2014 on Remember the name 0
#157 - my sides 08/27/2014 on ice bucket challenge done... +2
#357 - Will you come to Colorado and hang out with me?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/27/2014 on Ask Carlos 0
User avatar #373 - ohhh (09/02/2014) [-]
The only thing we have is weeds and dirt.
User avatar #374 - FUUUU (09/02/2014) [-]
All the more reason to come to Colorado!
#24 - Picture 07/25/2014 on To Atlantis 0
#1474 - Thinking about the pain the people I care about would go throu… 07/20/2014 on feels part 9000 0
#575 - **FUUUU rolls 686,829,543** 07/09/2014 on Roll for Red Text 0
#81 - Cattle are also easily at LEAST twice the size of an average human. 07/06/2014 on Is it even on? +1
#2152 - Thumbed for Bo Burnham. 07/05/2014 on in my ass +1
#84 - Picture 07/01/2014 on Airplane Sleep Positions 0
#99 - I'm sorry buddy, my dad and I just lost our dog last week. She… 07/01/2014 on do u even fj? 0
#115 - I've disabled the alerts for friends and subs, but I'm still g… 06/30/2014 on Friend alert suggestions 0
#112 - I can confirm, I am women. 06/23/2014 on What a lady's man 0
#317 - k 06/19/2014 on Seem that the parents are... 0
#314 - How can it have a negative impact? What the **** …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Seem that the parents are... 0
User avatar #316 - minorian (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm not even gonna reply, because you are commenting from the assumption I don't know what I'm talking about.

She was chosen for her role as a public figure, and I think that's absolutely rubbish.
User avatar #317 - FUUUU (06/19/2014) [-]
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#312 - Pretty sure my those kids won't even remember her name by the …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Seem that the parents are... 0
User avatar #313 - minorian (06/19/2014) [-]
But why the Hell even invite her? Her profession can nearly only have a negative impact on the kids. They could've gotten the local bum to read that story out loud and it wouldn't have made a difference for anyone.

The people chosen for this are chosen because they are meant to inspire the kids. How is she supposed to inspire anyone?
User avatar #314 - FUUUU (06/19/2014) [-]
How can it have a negative impact? What the fuck kind of teacher or parent body says "oh well she used to take dicks in her ass for money because she did porn" to a bunch of kids? Nobody I hope!

She was probably chosen because she just wanted to read books to kids. She was not talking about her former career, she was not performing lewd acts in front of them, she wasn't even scantily clad. She was just reading books to kids to participate in Read across America week. Whenever that happened for me when I was in elementary, I didn't even know the people that read stories to us, nor did I care to know them, because I just wanted to hear a damn story. If parents are making their children aware of what porn is and how it works just because she read them a book, THAT is going to have negative impact on a kid.
User avatar #316 - minorian (06/19/2014) [-]
I'm not even gonna reply, because you are commenting from the assumption I don't know what I'm talking about.

She was chosen for her role as a public figure, and I think that's absolutely rubbish.
User avatar #317 - FUUUU (06/19/2014) [-]
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#26 - It depends on the guy. If you have body hair, just trim it. It… 06/18/2014 on So true +1
#109 - It probably depends on the individual. Some may be turned on b… 06/18/2014 on Bizarre Fetishes 3 0
#95 - That picture just made me laugh so ******* hard. 06/16/2014 on chavs +2
#197 - What about white/black animals that hunt in the desert or gras… 06/16/2014 on Melanism Vs. Albinism 0
#196 - There are actually pink freshwater dolphins in the Amazon, I believe.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on Melanism Vs. Albinism +1
User avatar #237 - stupidnickname (06/16/2014) [-]
That may be, but I was referring to that specific picture
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had **** pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
#37 - rprzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
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Cute girl replied to my comment, Never got to read it because image expired. FML </3
#38 to #37 - FUUUU (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found that pretty unnecessary personally.
#40 to #39 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
#41 to #40 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I thought it was a little hypocritical how judgmental everyone got about it. Personally I was just enjoying the view. <3
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone was like "This is why girls don't get respect" and I said "You act like I posted my tits on **** to get respect." Aren't all the girls on **** posting to get some sort of confidence boost like I was?
User avatar #56 to #42 - gunthar (06/01/2013) [-]
hi I read your comment and though you should know that you're beautiful you could upload pictures of yourself fully clothed and every body would like them. unless you didit in **** where every body is just horny.
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#43 to #42 - rprzombie (04/10/2013) [-]
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Basically I think most are, but they don't specifically write it (even though its true) so they don't typically get the same reaction.

For whatever its worth, I thought you looked really hot. You have a gorgeous body.

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I like you
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