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Consoles Owned: Xbox, Xbox 360, PC, Gameboy, Gameboy Advance
Video Games Played: Gears of War, Bioshock, Left 4 Dead, TF2, Amnesia, Overlord
Interests: Wimmin things, male genitalia, videogames
Date Signed Up:11/20/2009
Last Login:12/06/2014
Location:Colorado
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#150 - In regards to the first picture: >Be 7 >jun…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 6 +1
User avatar #155 - cormy (12/06/2014) [-]
What are 3 cornered jacks? Stickers?
#174 - silentark (12/07/2014) [-]
The bane of bike tires and bare feet all over australia
#194 - hidanfangirl (12/07/2014) [-]
Where I grew up, they called those goat heads. I used to live next to a house with them everywhere.
User avatar #211 - silentark (12/07/2014) [-]
Go to central aus, fuckers are all over the place
User avatar #163 - nudnud (12/06/2014) [-]
They're like a kind of weed that grow in the grass, and in summer they dry out forming very spikey...things...that jab into your feet and stay there until you pull em out. And to confuse you even more, we call em Bindies.
#110 - Pretty sure God was on acid when he made lobsters. 11/19/2014 on Random Interesting Facts... +10
#81 - I ******* love Scary God Mother. 09/29/2014 on boner +2
#153 - Picture 09/16/2014 on Harley Quinn's Secret +1
#59 - I seriously almost choked to death when Chewy ******* … 09/14/2014 on Star Wars without Williams... +7
#289 - I just finished posting one in response to 196. My offer stand…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
User avatar #290 - repostforlife (09/13/2014) [-]
I for sure would love that. since who doesn't like creepy stories. I hae a choice few myself
#287 - >dad can be seen in the dark, walking back to his room … 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place 0
#286 - Could have been the case, but I was all sorts of nope. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place +2
User avatar #287 - FUUUU (09/13/2014) [-]
>dad can be seen in the dark, walking back to his room
>talked to him, asked him what he was doing. No response. Called to him, a little louder. Still nothing. Called him by name, pretty loudly (not yelling but definitely not an inside voice), still does not respond, just keeps shuffling back into his room
>considered reaching from the stairwell to touch him, but didn't because I was shaking so hard
>dad closes door, can hear him shuffling back to his bed
>went back downstairs, his dogs will not leave my room. For the rest of the night all three of the dogs are piled against the door
>managed to get to sleep for a few hours until my dad woke up for work (works fire department, gets up super early to dick around and relax before work)
>busts into my room in a panic looking for the dogs
>Asks me why I took them, I explain to him exactly what happened
>doesn't remember anything (surprise surprise)

Nothing THAT weird has happened since then, but there is plenty of weird shit that happens around here on a pretty regular basis. If you'd like I can pm you as many stories as you want to hear.
#156 - Maybe they should start requiring that you submit pictures of … 09/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
#169 - >At friend's house partying >wasn't feeling much int…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/13/2014 on /x/ Is A Scary Place +7
User avatar #288 - repostforlife (09/13/2014) [-]
well, I for sure would want to hear more creepy stories
User avatar #289 - FUUUU (09/13/2014) [-]
I just finished posting one in response to 196. My offer stands for you as well to pm you creepy stories.
User avatar #290 - repostforlife (09/13/2014) [-]
I for sure would love that. since who doesn't like creepy stories. I hae a choice few myself
User avatar #248 - dakkenly (09/13/2014) [-]
Maybe she's just got a lot of ghost fat and WAS spooning you
User avatar #196 - tealeaf (09/13/2014) [-]
id love to hear some more and mabey the ghost just wanted to cuddle after all god knows how long its been since hes cuddled.
User avatar #286 - FUUUU (09/13/2014) [-]
Could have been the case, but I was all sorts of nope.

Another story:
>Live in basement of dad's house
>my room is right under the stairs. You can hear anyone walk up and down, and you can hear when people walk around upstairs, ESPECIALLY animals because it's hardwood flooring
>Once my dad goes to bed, he does not walk around in the middle of the night unless he needs to go to the bathroom. He lives in the master bedroom, with carpeting, so when he gets up you can only hear if you're directly underneath him
>My dog with me, his dogs with him. Keep doors closed so they don't run around or get into garbage or anything. You can also hear when doors open and close
>About 2 AM, awake because I have sleep problems
>hear scratching around upstairs near the front door, disregard for a few seconds because I was watching Netflix and it's not uncommon to hear scratching noises in the house
>Scratching turns into thuds, like someone is walking around
>Pause everything. Now it's weird because I didn't hear my dad's door open
>dog is perked up too, looking at the ceiling
>thuds stop roughly around the top of the stairs for a few seconds
>now hear something ON the stairs
>only takes first four steps down, then stops
>dog jumps up from bed and stands in front of the door, hackles up
>no more noises for a few minutes, but dog does not move
>hear dad's door open. His dogs come scrambling out
>dogs come rushing down the stairs to my room. They're crying and scratching (which they never do) so I get up to let them in
>hear walking to the other side of our living area, where our sliding patio door is
>door slides open, but don't hear anyone walk out aside
>silent for about half an hour. Too scared to sleep. Dogs are all piled against the door
>after the half hour, the patio door slides shut. Hear walking, albeit a little slower and shuffling this time
>muster up the courage to move dogs from door, rush out of my room and climb about halfway up stairs
>continued in next comment
User avatar #287 - FUUUU (09/13/2014) [-]
>dad can be seen in the dark, walking back to his room
>talked to him, asked him what he was doing. No response. Called to him, a little louder. Still nothing. Called him by name, pretty loudly (not yelling but definitely not an inside voice), still does not respond, just keeps shuffling back into his room
>considered reaching from the stairwell to touch him, but didn't because I was shaking so hard
>dad closes door, can hear him shuffling back to his bed
>went back downstairs, his dogs will not leave my room. For the rest of the night all three of the dogs are piled against the door
>managed to get to sleep for a few hours until my dad woke up for work (works fire department, gets up super early to dick around and relax before work)
>busts into my room in a panic looking for the dogs
>Asks me why I took them, I explain to him exactly what happened
>doesn't remember anything (surprise surprise)

Nothing THAT weird has happened since then, but there is plenty of weird shit that happens around here on a pretty regular basis. If you'd like I can pm you as many stories as you want to hear.
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#116 - breadposter (06/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #113 - ajrin (03/06/2014) [-]
A million stars up in the sky
one shines brighter I can't deny
A love so precious a love so true
a love that comes from me to you
The angels sing when you are near
within your arms I... forgot the rest
#114 to #113 - FUUUU (03/07/2014) [-]
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User avatar #112 - aulubear (01/16/2014) [-]
Man you're really not good at regular talkings.

At least delete my comments. I feel strange seeing so many greetings.
User avatar #99 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
You haven't opened your box yet.
User avatar #100 to #99 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #101 to #100 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Your blue changed color too!

WHUZ GOING ON?

WHERE'S THE FIREHOSE.
User avatar #102 to #101 - FUUUU (01/11/2014) [-]
ok
User avatar #103 to #102 - aulubear (01/11/2014) [-]
Hia though.

Howsetgoin?
User avatar #82 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
FRIENDSHIP!
WE'LL DO STUFF LIKE SHOPPING.

Not for shoes though. I already have shoes.
User avatar #83 to #82 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
See, that's all we're going to shop for is shoes.
User avatar #84 to #83 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Noooh. :C

Why not like

Food.
Let's shop for food. I'm low on that in my house.

Probably because it's winter and I should be hibernating.
User avatar #85 to #84 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Because I as a woman always need shoes. DUH.
User avatar #86 to #85 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I bet you have PLENTY of shoes.
Like, look in your closet.

How many boxes of shoes?

And then look in your drawers just in case there are shoes there too.
User avatar #87 to #86 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I only have like 5 pairs of shoes.
User avatar #88 to #87 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
I have one pair and a pair of boots.

I THINK YOU CAN SURVIVE.
Three should be enough.
One pair of high heels to look attractive to everyone in the world EXCEPT me.
One pair of regular shoes for regular stuff
And one pair of slipper-shoes.
User avatar #89 to #88 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Can't wear high heels at all.
Slippers and regular shoes yes, but for work I need to have things that go with slim pants and baggier pants, that also cover up the tattoo on my foot. Dress boots don't go with baggy pants. :p
User avatar #90 to #89 - aulubear (01/08/2014) [-]
Yeaaa.

I GUESS.

Not shopping for shoes though. >:C

Leggings are just silly. And baggy pants should cover your legs anyways. :I
User avatar #91 to #90 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
They do, but if you wear dress boots with baggy dress pants your feet look weird.
User avatar #93 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Also nice tease. <.< >.>
User avatar #92 to #91 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
..Yea.
Very good point.

Wear your sneakers for that. :3
User avatar #94 to #92 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
You don't look professional in sneakers, bub. Also, thanks for the compliment.
User avatar #95 to #94 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Yeaaa. ..

Wait. Baggy dress pants?

Where do you even find those? I didn't know they existed. :I

Also the compliment was because your boobs look huge and I love boobs.
User avatar #97 to #95 - FUUUU (01/09/2014) [-]
I mean, baggy compared to most dress pants. I just bought a pair of dress pants that are pretty loose. They look nice, they're just not as slim as the dress pants you see the most.
User avatar #98 to #97 - aulubear (01/09/2014) [-]
Ooooh. Okey. :3
pants that are too slim are always uncomfortable.

At least, for me, as a guy.

Dunno how you girls feel about tight pants. Hugging your legs maybe?
XD
#78 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
that declining of friend request was very cold
User avatar #79 to #78 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry?
User avatar #80 to #79 - ugabz (01/08/2014) [-]
no need
just take all these requests as a compliment
User avatar #81 to #80 - FUUUU (01/08/2014) [-]
Not really sure why I declined it. Feel free to send me another one.
#75 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
You are very beautiful
User avatar #76 to #75 - FUUUU (01/06/2014) [-]
Thank you.
#77 to #76 - evilblimp (01/06/2014) [-]
NP and hope we will see more of you in the future ^^
#69 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
I forgot why I tried to add you.
User avatar #70 to #69 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
Ten dollars says my **** pictures. That's why everyone adds me.
User avatar #72 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Oh. Now I see.

Well, sorry.
User avatar #71 to #70 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
You had **** pictures?
User avatar #73 to #71 - FUUUU (12/30/2013) [-]
It's all right. Yes, I post **** somewhat often.
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (12/30/2013) [-]
Aaaaahuh. Well, that's neato. :3 Maybe I'll take a look.
User avatar #67 - testing (10/23/2013) [-]
If 1=1 then does 1=1?
#62 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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#63 to #62 - FUUUU (06/13/2013) [-]
hi twi
hi twi
User avatar #64 to #63 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
hi der :3
#66 to #65 - twi (06/13/2013) [-]
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kissie kissie
User avatar #60 - imthedrizzle (06/05/2013) [-]
Made the chive you did
User avatar #61 to #60 - FUUUU (06/06/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD YAY
User avatar #55 - screenlooker (05/31/2013) [-]
Thank you for the accept Have a lovely night.
#52 - doubleac (05/30/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
I don't know you aha, but the chorus of the song is what I thought when I saw your pic xp
P.s. hopefully you like this song :p
User avatar #54 to #52 - FUUUU (05/31/2013) [-]
I liked it a lot. :3
#59 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Aha but the lyric also reigns true that I'd "really like to get to know you!"
#58 to #54 - doubleac (06/01/2013) [-]
Haha my friend showed it to me. I thought it was such an odd combination of lyrics and guitar, but that just made it so good
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#49 to #47 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
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#45 - maxxilevi (05/27/2013) [-]
Hey, thanks for the add
and you have an amazing body, keep posting
#44 - agrael (05/27/2013) [-]
I actually had to google what the hell KCCO was o.O
User avatar #48 to #44 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
GET ON OUR LEVEL
User avatar #57 to #48 - xxsnappyxx (06/01/2013) [-]
Keep calm chive on ;D
#50 to #48 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Meh, I checked it out, not my cup of tea, too much effort required.
User avatar #51 to #50 - FUUUU (05/30/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, the level's too high for you. I get it.
#53 to #51 - agrael (05/30/2013) [-]
Waaay over my head
#37 - rprzombie (04/08/2013) [-]
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Cute girl replied to my comment, Never got to read it because image expired. FML </3
#38 to #37 - FUUUU (04/08/2013) [-]
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
I actually deleted it because suddenly judgement, judgment everywhere.
User avatar #39 to #38 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, I found that pretty unnecessary personally.
#40 to #39 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
Why criticize my reasoning instead of enjoying boobies?
#41 to #40 - rprzombie (04/09/2013) [-]
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Yeah, I thought it was a little hypocritical how judgmental everyone got about it. Personally I was just enjoying the view. <3
User avatar #42 to #41 - FUUUU (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone was like "This is why girls don't get respect" and I said "You act like I posted my tits on **** to get respect." Aren't all the girls on **** posting to get some sort of confidence boost like I was?
User avatar #56 to #42 - gunthar (06/01/2013) [-]
hi I read your comment and though you should know that you're beautiful you could upload pictures of yourself fully clothed and every body would like them. unless you didit in **** where every body is just horny.
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#43 to #42 - rprzombie (04/10/2013) [-]
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Basically I think most are, but they don't specifically write it (even though its true) so they don't typically get the same reaction.

For whatever its worth, I thought you looked really hot. You have a gorgeous body.

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User avatar #28 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
FUUUU
User avatar #29 to #28 - FUUUU (03/04/2013) [-]
TWI
User avatar #30 to #29 - twi (03/04/2013) [-]
I like you
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