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#26 - my brother did a bottle rocket in his ass once. didnt end too …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Explosive Diarrhea +6
User avatar #27 - dragginbref (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm sure his ass was laughed off as well.
User avatar #37 - nerdrage (09/27/2014) [-]
Ass was too tight
#209 - beware the flying zombies......we're all ****** 09/26/2014 on What's your monster movie? 0
#4 - i use it for porn  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #6 - MatthewDMerrill (09/13/2014) [-]
Bing for porn? Why not google?
User avatar #7 - sandpounder (09/13/2014) [-]
Bing has better search algorithms for porn... from what I've been told
User avatar #31 - freakyorange (09/13/2014) [-]
It isn't purposely better for porn, it just doesn't filter porn out of normal content when their safe filter is turned off, like google does. It's actually better by being worse.
User avatar #50 - penileburglar (09/13/2014) [-]
The video search on bing is also better in general, the way you can view the videos without actually going to the website is really handy ,and not just for porn.
User avatar #15 - masterjogi (09/13/2014) [-]
Google removes parts of the porn, so porn won't accidentally land in normal results. Even with safe search of, some porn is removed
#37 - psychopathy is an actual mental disorder dude. 09/10/2014 on Oh, politicians 0
#4 - its a good one at least 08/31/2014 on #shrekt +1
#6 - i dont knwo about that. i replayed ocarina of time so many tim… 08/18/2014 on Videogames 0
#2 - well, theres 604800 seconds in a week,10080 minutes in a week.…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2014 on A little much -1
User avatar #4 - dracolegacy (06/30/2014) [-]
this is how

Albuquerque| A New Mexico woman was finally arrested this morning by officers of the Albuquerque Police Department in what could be the most extreme case of stalking ever recorded in the history of the country. The 28-year old woman allegedly not only called her ex-lover a formidable 77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period.

Linda Murphy, who has an history of obsessive compulsive behavior, would have badly taken her breakup with William Ryans, with whom she had had a relationship for three weeks. She is accused of using up to three phones at once to call her him, 24 hours a day, on his cell phone, home number and at work. The woman would have ingested large quantities of energy drinks and amphetamines to remain awake and would have gone sleepless for a week, calling her ex nonstop.

“My client is profoundly relieved that Ms. Murphy is finally behind bars” stated the plaintiff’s lawyer, J.D. James Kiroy. “He hasn’t been able to sleep, work or enjoy life in any way, for more than a week. He was having a hard time thinking clearly and was nearing depression, it was about time the harassment ceased. Now all we want is for Ms. Murphy to get the medical help she needs, and for the law to keep her away from my client.”

The accused is expected to appear in the state court tomorrow in Albuquerque, and most experts presume that the judge will order a psychological evaluation of the woman to determine if she is capable of standing trial.
#10 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2014) [-]

-They only went out for 3 weeks?
-She wrote 647 letters???? (she is old school and messed up in the dome)
-217 sung messages!? that's a lot of love songs

When I read she drank energy drinks and took pills just to stay awake, I actually felt bad for her.
#9 - Womens Study Major (06/30/2014) [-]
That is some period she had there
User avatar #6 - psychadelicace (06/30/2014) [-]
77 639 times in a week, but also sent him 1937 emails, 41 229 text messages, 217 sung messages and 647 letters in the same period, fuck me
User avatar #7 - dracolegacy (06/30/2014) [-]
ocd peoples are the masters of repetition.
User avatar #3 - furrysheaperd (06/29/2014) [-]
instant redial button ?
#22 - i'm american, and i dont want to drink ever. your argument is …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/19/2014 on How did this happen to me? -1
User avatar #35 - fuckyouthatswhy (06/19/2014) [-]
well, your point would be valid if someone cared about your opinion on alcohol
#33 - angelusprimus (06/19/2014) [-]
that's not how freedom works.
Its not the fact if you want to do something, its the fact that you CAN or CANNOT.
Like freedom of speech. If I wanted to I could dress as an SS officer and stand in front of Jewish American society and yell "All Jews are soulless thieves who prosper by destroying the white race!"
I'm not ever going to do it, because I don't want to. But I could.
If they made it illegal it would mean they are reducing my freedom, it doesn't matter if I want to practice it or not.
#55 - i'll do both. if a man goes out of this world it should be aft…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on made by pablo stanley +2
#57 - kaboozle123 (06/11/2014) [-]
#53 - i'll be over in 15 min  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on made by pablo stanley 0
#54 - thebrothersmachado (06/11/2014) [-]
To jack him off or kill him?
#55 - EvilWolf (06/11/2014) [-]
i'll do both. if a man goes out of this world it should be after something nice.
#57 - kaboozle123 (06/11/2014) [-]
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