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#3 - "face turns completely Japanese" 06/28/2013 on Worth It +75
#38 - The Falchion is butts. 06/21/2013 on do you even lif... oh... +1
#36 - Exactly what I was thinking. **** chart …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2013 on A game for everyone +2
#54 - mr skeltal (06/20/2013) [-]
Praise the sun!
#9 - Took me a sec to see what you did 06/20/2013 on She'll never tell 0
#46 - Are you gonna do it now  [+] (1 new reply) 06/19/2013 on The punchline is in the title +9
User avatar #51 - xxhunterxx (06/19/2013) [-]
I tried it, took forever and the feeling came back after like 2 seconds. Not worth my time.
#58 - I've never seen that one before, I want. I can't wait to g…  [+] (29 new replies) 06/19/2013 on Well ma'am..you won't need... +8
#59 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
Dinks, Dual Income No Kids
User avatar #63 - tiddycats (06/19/2013) [-]
My brother is like that, he goes on awesome vacations every other month, and buys pretty much whatever he wants, my sister has 3 kids, complains constantly, and can't really afford to do much of anything.
I just laugh now when my mom says she wants me to have kids.
#64 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
I like kids, just other people's kids.
User avatar #80 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
Well, when you're 60+ and realize you didn't have any kids, and don't have much to show for your life, you'll regret not having kids.
#87 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
Instant judgement, cool
User avatar #88 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
People who complain about judgement usually have things they regret/ and or are ashamed of.
#89 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
right....cuz the most important thing to me is what jorah on the internet thinks.
User avatar #90 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
I never said what I think.
I'm saying what you'll think when you're old.
#91 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
How do you know what i'll think when i'm old
User avatar #92 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
Because it's common sense.
EVERYONE that doesn't have kids regrets it when they grow old, realizing they aren't leaving anything important behind to show for your life.
#93 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
Oh, sorry to be giving you the gears then. i didn't know you spoke for everyone.
User avatar #94 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
I don't "speak" for everyone, I was just telling you a fact.
#95 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
You're using the word fact, and i'm not sure it means what you think it means. I'd be willing to bet that you could go out in any major city and find some old people that are glad they don't have kids. Meaning you're EVERYONE "fact" is bullshit.
User avatar #96 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
Okay, I was obviously exaggerating.
#97 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
The usual test for a statement of fact is verifiability, so saying EVERYONE is a pretty presumptuous.
User avatar #98 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
Most people will regret not having kids. There.
so going by probability, you too will most likely regret it in your old age, not having kids and having a bit more money and a bit more fun.
#99 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
So you're presuming it was a matter of choice for me, based on my stick family picture?
User avatar #111 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
I don't see why you're being so defensive.
Alright lets just top replying this really isn't going anywhere.
#112 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
I just don't like presumptuous people that think their opinion is fact.
User avatar #109 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
Or maybe you just need an ego inflation?
#110 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
umm.... okay, well it's been nice talking to you jorah, can you go tell someone else how much you know and how people should live their lives
User avatar #107 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
I guess I do have common sense, and you seem to be lacking some.
So sure, inbox me whenever you need to borrow my genius.
#108 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
I doubt the common sense claim quite a bit. What makes you so friggin important that you can just tell people what they'll feel over their lifetime. You need an ego deflation pal.
User avatar #104 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
Since when can't people adopt?
#106 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
Well why don't you leave your number and next time we need some family counselling we'll give ya a ring. You are just full of suggestions for other people aren't you.
#105 - tmdarby has deleted their comment.
User avatar #100 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
It's always a choice.
#103 - tmdarby (06/19/2013) [-]
Really? Like when you're wife can't have kids because of a physical problem? Tell me you don't have kids. Plus you missed the joke, i wasn't bragging about my income, i was making fun of stick family stickers.
User avatar #101 - jorah (06/19/2013) [-]
I mean, the picture is your attempt at bragging about your income
#111 - Picture 06/18/2013 on Draw DJ 4DM1N's face! +6
#203 - Male, No. 06/17/2013 on Would you? 0
#306 - HUEHUEHUE 06/16/2013 on And yes, i'm from Brazil. +1
#283 - Picture 06/14/2013 on Feminist... +2
#69 - I'd really like a con troll er though 06/11/2013 on Playing Dark Souls +7
#109 - I think the Ps4 looks sexy 06/11/2013 on 2+2=4 0
#205 - c: 06/11/2013 on Post your wallpapers. 0
#12 - I've beaten Dark Souls around 6 times or so with a Mouse and K…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2013 on Playing Dark Souls +2
#192 - mr skeltal (06/12/2013) [-]
Same. It really isn't that hard to adjust to.

People just be babbeys.
#64 - javalavalay (06/11/2013) [-]
Yea sure....
#69 - EvilSquiggly (06/11/2013) [-]
I'd really like a controller though
#469 - You made a comment on the graphical quality of the screenshot,… 06/08/2013 on The only way i can run... +2
#460 - You best be joking, ****** .  [+] (5 new replies) 06/08/2013 on The only way i can run... +2
User avatar #462 - yeorey (06/08/2013) [-]
No. Its absolutely silly to spend will over $500 just so I can decently play games on fair quality.
#492 - funtimer (06/08/2013) [-]
Console + Cables + Games + T.V to play it on

Yeah, I'd had to spend on $500 just so I can play games on fair quality.
User avatar #507 - mutzaki (06/08/2013) [-]
To be fair, any TV will do to play games on, plus most people already have a TV. Far from everyone has a decent PC that can be used to play games on, though.
Cables and plenty of other additional costs are required for PC gaming as well.
Unless you download your games like an asswipe, how is the cost of games special for console gamers?
#642 - funtimer (06/09/2013) [-]
Steam has a sale pretty much most of the time, setting games down 20%-80% meaning most of the time PC games are dirt cheap.

Also any additional costs for a PC are usually cheaper because consoles tend to want you to buy the "Console branded" shit which you need to pay up the arse for while you can find all sorts of things for the computer which are, once again, dirt cheap.

Owning a X-box 360, a PS3 and a gaming computer, I'd say i've actually sunk less money into my gaming computer than my x-box and PS3

#469 - EvilSquiggly (06/08/2013) [-]
You made a comment on the graphical quality of the screenshot, never about the cost of the items.
Graphical quality goes in favor of the PC, potentially.
#4 - HUMANITIES, YOU SAY  [+] (2 new replies) 06/07/2013 on Clever guy... Dumb plan +7
#17 - mr skeltal (06/08/2013) [-]
Praise the sun?
#6 - shishiko (06/07/2013) [-]
#5 - Picture 06/04/2013 on Smashing 0
#142 - Picture 06/02/2013 on Protests in Turkey! +1
#148 - Picture 05/31/2013 on Llullaillaco Maiden +2
#178 - I always seem to have a talent for aiming at a perfect straigh…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/28/2013 on That post-fap feeling 0
#179 - mr skeltal (05/28/2013) [-]
once i lied down while i fapped and it was like the fastest i've ever fapped and it got on my shoulder, that day i learned i have a slightly crooked wang
#201 - mr skeltal (05/28/2013) [-]
i once fapped and it went straight up and back down into my eye, stung like a mother fucker, second time id done it too first one was the other eye, karma i guess
#230 - No ******* way. 05/27/2013 on Magic 0
#331 - Picture 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read +5
#48 - I honestly think the same exact thing all the time, and it's r… 05/24/2013 on Deep confession title +5
#127 - I don't think there is.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Aluminum + Bromine 0
#128 - TopDawg (05/20/2013) [-]
My sad face when
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