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EvilSquiggly

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Date Signed Up:3/14/2010
Last Login:7/27/2016
Location:Chicago
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#225 - I donate regularly. I'll give you a hug and a grilled cheese.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment 0
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#228 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Grilled cheese you mean weed?
#218 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment 0
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#223 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Give all your money to the poor and they won't kill you.

Or maybe half your money.
#225 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
I donate regularly.

I'll give you a hug and a grilled cheese.
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#228 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Grilled cheese you mean weed?
#216 - Right? I've never had issues with them, I don't see why they g…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment +1
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#262 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
guess you're one of the lucky few.
#313 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
I have Comcast as well, They have gotten a lot better over the years.
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#316 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm still hearing stories about them fucking people in the ass though.
#317 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
They did me a number a few years back. I was skeptic but for $40 a month, i tried it out, and been loving it ever since.
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#318 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
if ya say so. Verizon's quality has been slowly slipping on my end. A new router would fix part of the issue, but it's an enormous pain to make a non verizon-issued router work with Fios.
#85 - Comcast Cable, and I use a Linksys EA6200 router brah.  [+] (7 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Link in First Comment +2
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#169 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I thought they would be the LAST ISP to give you awesome speed.
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#216 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
Right? I've never had issues with them, I don't see why they get shat all over.
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#262 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
guess you're one of the lucky few.
#313 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
I have Comcast as well, They have gotten a lot better over the years.
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#316 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm still hearing stories about them fucking people in the ass though.
#317 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
They did me a number a few years back. I was skeptic but for $40 a month, i tried it out, and been loving it ever since.
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#318 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
if ya say so. Verizon's quality has been slowly slipping on my end. A new router would fix part of the issue, but it's an enormous pain to make a non verizon-issued router work with Fios.
#81 - Glorious white upper-middle class family master race.  [+] (18 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Link in First Comment +50
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#304 - supercookieduster (08/05/2014) [-]
shit, I got 5 mb. this shit has been dragging, not sure if I got bugs or what.. gotta love first world people problems
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#268 - canyou (08/05/2014) [-]
Send help.
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#213 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Burgeous scum. You die when the poor riot.
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#218 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
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#223 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Give all your money to the poor and they won't kill you.

Or maybe half your money.
#225 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
I donate regularly.

I'll give you a hug and a grilled cheese.
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#228 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Grilled cheese you mean weed?
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#82 - garymotherfingoak (08/04/2014) [-]
that bothers me even more is i somehow have almost double your upload speed.

what's your ISP and router model?
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#251 - thevsamovies (08/05/2014) [-]
He cut his upload speed in half cuz he's a greedy bitch who don't wanna waste no time seeding torrents
#254 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
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#85 - EvilSquiggly (08/04/2014) [-]
Comcast Cable, and I use a Linksys EA6200 router brah.
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#169 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I thought they would be the LAST ISP to give you awesome speed.
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#216 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
Right? I've never had issues with them, I don't see why they get shat all over.
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#262 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
guess you're one of the lucky few.
#313 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
I have Comcast as well, They have gotten a lot better over the years.
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#316 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm still hearing stories about them fucking people in the ass though.
#317 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
They did me a number a few years back. I was skeptic but for $40 a month, i tried it out, and been loving it ever since.
User avatar
#318 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
if ya say so. Verizon's quality has been slowly slipping on my end. A new router would fix part of the issue, but it's an enormous pain to make a non verizon-issued router work with Fios.
#62 - no fak u.  [+] (43 new replies) 08/04/2014 on Link in First Comment +56
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#483 - thepastamaypwnyou (09/09/2014) [-]
fuck this post
#463 - gobnick (08/05/2014) [-]
fuck all y'all, and time warner
#429 - masterjogi (08/05/2014) [-]
At least my Ping ist better
#371 - megusters (08/05/2014) [-]
supreme fast internet speed master race
#299 - dnaahht (08/05/2014) [-]
Meh
#206 - skiskate (08/05/2014) [-]
VERIZON FIOS BITCH
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#80 - garymotherfingoak (08/04/2014) [-]
>120mb download

how the fuck
#307 - jasonhasnolife (08/05/2014) [-]
sorry if i sound stupid. im not very great with CPU's. is this good???

www.speedtest.net/result/3669022133.png
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#308 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
download's great, upload is decent enough
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#230 - krando (08/05/2014) [-]
thats megabits, not bytes.
#143 - averagewhitekid (08/05/2014) [-]
brah if you think thats impressive, you should check out this swag
#155 - anon (08/05/2014) [-]
is that the google fiberous dildo internet?
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#161 - averagewhitekid (08/05/2014) [-]
nope it was just my random dorm internet
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#164 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
That must be during server downtime, when you have all the bandwidth to yourself, and/or they dont limit it per user.

18 ping is a little low for ridiculous stats like that however.
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#168 - averagewhitekid (08/05/2014) [-]
I think its just because I'm the only person who uses ethernet in this entire building
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#171 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
Gotta love it
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#172 - averagewhitekid (08/05/2014) [-]
its pretty good
and I got it just in time for Steam Summer sales
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#173 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
the strange thing is, I may get 77 download, but on steam, it's capped at 8.5
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#175 - averagewhitekid (08/05/2014) [-]
well nah, thats just megaBITS
Its like 8 megabits per megabyte, so you gotta divide it out
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#176 - averagewhitekid (08/05/2014) [-]
so yeah max you would get about 9.25
#90 - anon (08/04/2014) [-]
Posted from my phone.
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#165 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm all for downthumbing anons when they're being stupid, but why this? is it because he said iphone?
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#189 - adplum (08/05/2014) [-]
he didnt say iphone tho
#81 - EvilSquiggly (08/04/2014) [-]
Glorious white upper-middle class family master race.
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#304 - supercookieduster (08/05/2014) [-]
shit, I got 5 mb. this shit has been dragging, not sure if I got bugs or what.. gotta love first world people problems
User avatar
#268 - canyou (08/05/2014) [-]
Send help.
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#213 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Burgeous scum. You die when the poor riot.
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#218 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
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#223 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Give all your money to the poor and they won't kill you.

Or maybe half your money.
#225 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
I donate regularly.

I'll give you a hug and a grilled cheese.
User avatar
#228 - captainrattrap (08/05/2014) [-]
Grilled cheese you mean weed?
User avatar
#82 - garymotherfingoak (08/04/2014) [-]
that bothers me even more is i somehow have almost double your upload speed.

what's your ISP and router model?
User avatar
#251 - thevsamovies (08/05/2014) [-]
He cut his upload speed in half cuz he's a greedy bitch who don't wanna waste no time seeding torrents
#254 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
User avatar
#85 - EvilSquiggly (08/04/2014) [-]
Comcast Cable, and I use a Linksys EA6200 router brah.
User avatar
#169 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I thought they would be the LAST ISP to give you awesome speed.
User avatar
#216 - EvilSquiggly (08/05/2014) [-]
Right? I've never had issues with them, I don't see why they get shat all over.
User avatar
#262 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
guess you're one of the lucky few.
#313 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
I have Comcast as well, They have gotten a lot better over the years.
User avatar
#316 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
I'm still hearing stories about them fucking people in the ass though.
#317 - tender (08/05/2014) [-]
They did me a number a few years back. I was skeptic but for $40 a month, i tried it out, and been loving it ever since.
User avatar
#318 - garymotherfingoak (08/05/2014) [-]
if ya say so. Verizon's quality has been slowly slipping on my end. A new router would fix part of the issue, but it's an enormous pain to make a non verizon-issued router work with Fios.
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