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Date Signed Up:3/13/2010
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#38 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 18 hours ago on Cleric Beast +5
#42 - youxbarstard (17 hours ago) [-]
Idk how but I accidentally triple clicked and got double the keks for it.
#115 - You made the fatal flaw of assuming "you" is directe…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Cowardice 0
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#117 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind that, I just had a stroke or something, replace the last sentence in my comment with "I can't find a single case where 'you' was not the literal "you" in your original comment."
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#116 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
I see. My bad. You see, I can't find a single case in the other comments where you was not in the literal "you" in your original comment.
#113 - Again, this is insinuating that the "right" is doing…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Cowardice 0
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#114 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
See, now you made the fatal flaw that by not arguing for your standpoint, I must be belonging to the other extreme.
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#115 - EventHorizon (01/11/2016) [-]
You made the fatal flaw of assuming "you" is directed at you, and not the hyperbolic "you" that's been used as the subject thus far.
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#117 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind that, I just had a stroke or something, replace the last sentence in my comment with "I can't find a single case where 'you' was not the literal "you" in your original comment."
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#116 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
I see. My bad. You see, I can't find a single case in the other comments where you was not in the literal "you" in your original comment.
#39 - Seeing as supporting victims of terrorism is an across-the-isl…  [+] (14 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Cowardice +12
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#107 - enlightednatzie (01/11/2016) [-]
Because lefties are nothing else than sheeple that believe everything the mass media shoves down their deep throats.
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#47 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
In this context, the support of which you speak is updating your facebook picture.
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#113 - EventHorizon (01/11/2016) [-]
Again, this is insinuating that the "right" is doing anything at all itself to offer support. You can't criticize the efforts of one group when yours are nonexistent; it's categorically hypocritical.
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#114 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
See, now you made the fatal flaw that by not arguing for your standpoint, I must be belonging to the other extreme.
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#115 - EventHorizon (01/11/2016) [-]
You made the fatal flaw of assuming "you" is directed at you, and not the hyperbolic "you" that's been used as the subject thus far.
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#117 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
Nevermind that, I just had a stroke or something, replace the last sentence in my comment with "I can't find a single case where 'you' was not the literal "you" in your original comment."
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#116 - notwalkingwaffles (01/12/2016) [-]
I see. My bad. You see, I can't find a single case in the other comments where you was not in the literal "you" in your original comment.
#100 - rockerforlife (01/11/2016) [-]
it's for SUPPORT and it works, it's about sending a message, not eradicating the terrorists, jfc

look, it's Gerard Araud

the Ambassador of France to the United States

thanking us for our support
#105 - migueldecervantes (01/11/2016) [-]
Our two countries have been through their greatest revolution together. We are indeed very thankful for your support.
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#109 - rockerforlife (01/11/2016) [-]
If anything the new American government was less than willing to support the new French republic because the debt that we owed them was to the French king and not the republic.

Although Facebook might seem like a shallow medium on which to express our condolences and support, it does not make them any less real and we will continue to support our oldest ally for years to come.
#122 - migueldecervantes (15 hours ago) [-]
Thank you, friend.
#52 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
So the insinuation is that the right isn't also full of couch supporters?
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#56 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
I mean, we are talking about the original two comments, right?
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#55 - notwalkingwaffles (01/11/2016) [-]
I would wager so, yes.
#19 - Guys this is a training video for K9 units, watch the officer'…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Cops life was saved +10
#35 - anon (01/11/2016) [-]
Man that's ridiculous. Dogs can't watch videos.
#20 - You people are ******* idiots. Absolute goddamn morons.…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/30/2015 on kek +16
#54 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Dark blue user names. Give me a fucking break. That really means that you are a fuckstick that spends way too much time on FJ.
Please teach me from your VAST knowledge gained from all that life experience you have gained in your 25 years of life. Listen dipshit. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. You think you have it all figured out and know all the answers but you still don't have a clue. Check back with me in another 15 years and you will have changed your self righteous tone. Oh, and fuck you.
#48 - durkadurka (12/30/2015) [-]
I mean, we could just continue down the path of slow decline...
#42 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Summed up EXACTLY what I've been thinking about this site of late.

What can you say, people are idiots, and always will be.

And as proof, the Faggot of an OP is blocking me, maybe I hurt his feelings when I violated the safe-space.
-oosulley
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#38 - tealcanaan (12/30/2015) [-]
>>#17,

How do you argue with a wall of insults and whining? Make an argument first.
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#32 - krynax (12/30/2015) [-]
ok
#28 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
People are only going to take elections seriously once they fuck up hard enough to realize voting for somebody who has no idea what they are doing is a bad.
#29 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
*idea
#26 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
tl;dr
#23 - skumbaner (12/30/2015) [-]
damn nigga
you just kept the roast going
#22 - checkemninja (12/30/2015) [-]
#19 - If you thumb me down, go ahead and prove I'm I'm wrong.  [+] (12 new replies) 12/30/2015 on kek -2
#27 - captaincapital (12/30/2015) [-]
how in gods name do you want us to "prove you wrong"? For that you first need a statement, not just "hurr trump sucks". Tell us why and then we can continue, instead of posting a wall of text of your meaningless rage.
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#20 - EventHorizon (12/30/2015) [-]
You people are fucking idiots. Absolute goddamn morons. You adolescent, borderline prepubescent basement-dwellers don't know shit about politics, the politicians, the issues, or probably American history in general and you goddamn know it. You click the red thumb with your bandwagon-providing smugness but you absolutely fucking know you have no clue why you support that goddawful excuse for a person beyond the fact that he speaks his unfiltered piss-poor excuse for a mind. I'm done trying to tell you otherwise. None of you have the balls to go out among normal people and vote anyway so it matters not. Here's a tidbit though: notice that the vast majority of people who are trying to get it through your thick fucking skulls that Trump is a farce almost all have dark blue usernames. Why does that trivial bullshit matter at all? Because it means that more than likely they created accounts almost half a decade ago, which also means they are in their early to mid twenties. People of this age have experienced actual fucking life to at least some extent, involving taxes, marriage, mortgages, a college degree, critical and educated fucking thinking, etc. But go ahead and think that you all have it figured out, and that Trump is your savior. God fucking damn I don't know why you people piss me off so much. Actually I just figured out why as I typed that: YOU PEOPLE ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY, AND YOUR ACTIONS EQUIVALENTLY IMPORTANT. The fact that supposedly intelligent individuals are so godfucking moronic as to blindly and I mean LITERALLY BLINDLY follow the drivel of that man is absolutely fucking heartbreaking to me. Fuck you all.
#54 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Dark blue user names. Give me a fucking break. That really means that you are a fuckstick that spends way too much time on FJ.
Please teach me from your VAST knowledge gained from all that life experience you have gained in your 25 years of life. Listen dipshit. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. You think you have it all figured out and know all the answers but you still don't have a clue. Check back with me in another 15 years and you will have changed your self righteous tone. Oh, and fuck you.
#48 - durkadurka (12/30/2015) [-]
I mean, we could just continue down the path of slow decline...
#42 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Summed up EXACTLY what I've been thinking about this site of late.

What can you say, people are idiots, and always will be.

And as proof, the Faggot of an OP is blocking me, maybe I hurt his feelings when I violated the safe-space.
-oosulley
User avatar
#38 - tealcanaan (12/30/2015) [-]
>>#17,

How do you argue with a wall of insults and whining? Make an argument first.
User avatar
#32 - krynax (12/30/2015) [-]
ok
#28 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
People are only going to take elections seriously once they fuck up hard enough to realize voting for somebody who has no idea what they are doing is a bad.
#29 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
*idea
#26 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
tl;dr
#23 - skumbaner (12/30/2015) [-]
damn nigga
you just kept the roast going
#22 - checkemninja (12/30/2015) [-]
#17 - The fact that all of these sheltered, young-adult, head-in-the…  [+] (15 new replies) 12/30/2015 on kek +3
#59 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
You are absolutely right about the people on FJ. What is really funny is that most of them would vote the way you do.
#24 - evulchibi (12/30/2015) [-]
So edgy
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#19 - EventHorizon (12/30/2015) [-]
If you thumb me down, go ahead and prove I'm I'm wrong.
#27 - captaincapital (12/30/2015) [-]
how in gods name do you want us to "prove you wrong"? For that you first need a statement, not just "hurr trump sucks". Tell us why and then we can continue, instead of posting a wall of text of your meaningless rage.
User avatar
#20 - EventHorizon (12/30/2015) [-]
You people are fucking idiots. Absolute goddamn morons. You adolescent, borderline prepubescent basement-dwellers don't know shit about politics, the politicians, the issues, or probably American history in general and you goddamn know it. You click the red thumb with your bandwagon-providing smugness but you absolutely fucking know you have no clue why you support that goddawful excuse for a person beyond the fact that he speaks his unfiltered piss-poor excuse for a mind. I'm done trying to tell you otherwise. None of you have the balls to go out among normal people and vote anyway so it matters not. Here's a tidbit though: notice that the vast majority of people who are trying to get it through your thick fucking skulls that Trump is a farce almost all have dark blue usernames. Why does that trivial bullshit matter at all? Because it means that more than likely they created accounts almost half a decade ago, which also means they are in their early to mid twenties. People of this age have experienced actual fucking life to at least some extent, involving taxes, marriage, mortgages, a college degree, critical and educated fucking thinking, etc. But go ahead and think that you all have it figured out, and that Trump is your savior. God fucking damn I don't know why you people piss me off so much. Actually I just figured out why as I typed that: YOU PEOPLE ARE THE FUTURE OF THIS COUNTRY, AND YOUR ACTIONS EQUIVALENTLY IMPORTANT. The fact that supposedly intelligent individuals are so godfucking moronic as to blindly and I mean LITERALLY BLINDLY follow the drivel of that man is absolutely fucking heartbreaking to me. Fuck you all.
#54 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Dark blue user names. Give me a fucking break. That really means that you are a fuckstick that spends way too much time on FJ.
Please teach me from your VAST knowledge gained from all that life experience you have gained in your 25 years of life. Listen dipshit. PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE PROBLEM. You think you have it all figured out and know all the answers but you still don't have a clue. Check back with me in another 15 years and you will have changed your self righteous tone. Oh, and fuck you.
#48 - durkadurka (12/30/2015) [-]
I mean, we could just continue down the path of slow decline...
#42 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
Summed up EXACTLY what I've been thinking about this site of late.

What can you say, people are idiots, and always will be.

And as proof, the Faggot of an OP is blocking me, maybe I hurt his feelings when I violated the safe-space.
-oosulley
User avatar
#38 - tealcanaan (12/30/2015) [-]
>>#17,

How do you argue with a wall of insults and whining? Make an argument first.
User avatar
#32 - krynax (12/30/2015) [-]
ok
#28 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
People are only going to take elections seriously once they fuck up hard enough to realize voting for somebody who has no idea what they are doing is a bad.
#29 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
*idea
#26 - anon (12/30/2015) [-]
tl;dr
#23 - skumbaner (12/30/2015) [-]
damn nigga
you just kept the roast going
#22 - checkemninja (12/30/2015) [-]
#63 - I just got back from seeing this movie about an hour ago, and …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Independent strong woman... +7
#135 - crutos (12/30/2015) [-]
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#108 - ScottP (12/30/2015) [-]
That's why I went into the movie with no expectations. I'd only seen the prequel trilogy and up until a few days ago, I haven't seen any of the original trilogy in full (I watched IV). Because of that, I found the movie enjoyable.
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#105 - asotil (12/30/2015) [-]
The problem everyone seems to have now that the hype is gone is that it completely ruins the rest of the series

Episodes 4-6 have now accomplished absolutely nothing but give Edgy Black-Caped Autist #43 some motivation for being a villain, if you can even call it motivation. We're no closer to the Empire being defeated, we're back to "Jedi are a myth", Leia is effectively the woman from the original "Here's how we're gonna blow up the Death Star" scene, Han has actually had reverse character development, the Original Trilogy has now no meaning or purpose. It doesn't even set anything up except for names of characters which are either mildly important or just cameos for the sake of fan service

Also the plot was basically New Hope, except instead of a farmer he's a traitor and that has exactly 0 impact on his character since he's willing to leave his entire life behind just because someone asked him to
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#77 - subaqueousreach (12/30/2015) [-]
You're not alone in feeling this way. I enjoyed the movie too, but the whole time I kept thinking to myself "I've seen this already"

That and Anakin 2.0 were the only disappointing parts of the movie for me though.
#61 - I just tried it once. I've been binge-playing and after killin…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2015 on Dont start fights with Asians 0
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#72 - sixfivefourtwoone (12/30/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is easy if you are quick on reactions. Slide down, go to one side, kill roots. Die, Slide down, go to other side, kill roots. Die, Slide down, run to the middle, win the fight.
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#74 - hisokafromlol (12/30/2015) [-]
or you can just throw two black bombs and be one with it >_>
#62 - feedtehtrollz (12/30/2015) [-]
well the root will remain destroyed so at least you're still 1/3 of the way there.

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